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Globen (The Ericsson Globe)

2012-06-30T12:38:00.000-07:00

The Globe is Sweden’s largest entertainment venue and the world’s largest hemispherical building. Basically, it looks like a giant golf ball and besides hosting concerts and sports events, it also represents the sun in a huge replica of the solar system, built in the scale of 1:20 million. That last part I didn’t even know about until looking the Globe up on Wikipedia, and neither did anyone I mentioned it to, so it might not be well known. Chances are you can impress some Swedish people by dropping that little fact into a casual conversation.

Glada Hudik-teatern

2012-06-26T12:35:00.000-07:00

A man in Hudiksvall, a small town in the northern part of Sweden, took a job working with adults with special needs and had some interesting ideas about what they could do. The story of how they formed a theatre company, became famous all over Sweden, traveled to New York, performed on Broadway and got their own TV-show, is out of this world.

The group has handled their stardom with grace. I had the opportunity to hang out with them when they visited a K-7 school and I doubt Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt would have gotten a better welcome. The kids treated them like rock stars and they did their best to sign autographs for everybody.

A family friend worked with them in the beginning and told me about how they were invited to go on the Swedish equivalent to Good Morning America. Toralf, one of the cast members who is well known for hitting on almost every single woman he meets, and his handler were going to be on. While they are sitting in their chairs waiting for their turn, Toralf suddenly spots the gorgeous young weather anchor and he gets super excited. He starts tugging at the arm of his handler and says, “I want to ask her a question, I need to ask her a question”.

Oh no, thinks the handler, he is going to say something super inappropriate and we will not be able to go on the air. So he tries to calm Toralf down and says, “OK, OK, you can ask her a question later but not now. Just sit down and wait”. But Toralf will not give up and keeps repeating that he needs to ask her a question. When she is done with her segments he shouts at her and she walks over. “Hey you, hey you, I have a question for you!” says Toralf. She looks at him.

The handler hides his face in his hands and hopes for the best. “How many lingonberries are there in the world?”, asks Toralf. That later became the name of a movie based on the Glada Hudik theater group.

Musina Monday

2012-06-25T10:10:00.001-07:00

Musina fri

2012-06-23T06:11:00.001-07:00

GI-mat (GI food)

2012-06-22T12:32:00.000-07:00

Swedes love fad diets. Just like the rest of the Western world, we are getting fatter by the second and loving it. Therefore, we are trying to find ways to both have and eat our cakes, thank you very much. Only I’m pretty sure GI - low glycemic indexed foods – doesn’t allow cake.

The basic theory is to swap all those fast carbs like white rice, pasta and potatoes, and substitute them with stuff that is slower. Somehow. Ah, this is not a diet book, I just know that all magazines (and even some fast food restaurants) have caught on to this trend and seem determined to keep it alive. So go ahead, try it. Who knows, maybe THIS will truly be the diet that saves us from eating our civilization to death.

Musina wed

2012-06-20T07:36:00.001-07:00

Musina

2012-06-19T22:22:00.000-07:00

Wedding in Sevilla

2012-06-19T07:35:00.001-07:00

Föräldraförsäkring (Parent Leave)

2012-06-18T12:29:00.000-07:00

People always ask us if we intend to have children here, or go back to Sweden. I tell them about the föräldraförsäkring and they just go “ahh.... So in Sweden then, I guess?”

Basically it gives all new parents (the mom or the dad) the chance to stay home for a year and some months after giving birth, getting paid to make sure their infant grows up to be a good little socialist (just kidding!). Currently, two months are “individual”, meaning that if either the mom or the dad doesn’t want to stay home at all those days are lost. It is a pretty remarkable deal compared to what parents get in the rest of the world, I realized after moving abroad. One day I was riding the bus in Minneapolis, talking to a very pregnant bus driver and she told me she only had two weeks of vacation, so she was going to keep on driving right up to the second her water broke. Stories like that are hard for Swedish women to comprehend.

The big political showdown right now is whether more days should be individualized or not. The dads are still not taking out nearly as much as fifty percent of the time, leading to women being absent from the work force for a longer then their male counterparts. That in turn means that they are left behind when it comes to raises and other salary increases. The left-wing parties are generally positive towards a more individualized föräldraförsäkring, whereas the right wing/liberals want the families to decide for themselves who stays home.

Fucking Åmål (Show Me Love)

2012-06-12T12:27:00.000-07:00

A 1998 movie about growing up gay in a small town (Åmål), the story focuses on two teenage girls who fall in love and what they have to do in order to be together. It was highly influential and most people can still quote extensively from it.

If you want to know what it was like to grow up as a teenager in a small town in Sweden where there is nothing to do but drink and play around with a moped, I would recommend it. Shit, even if you have no interest in that what so ever, watch it for the great soundtrack, implied female masturbation and late 1990’s fashion (hint: plaid shirts). Right now it seems as though the entire movie is on YouTube, with English subtitles.

Friggebod

2012-06-09T12:26:00.000-07:00

This type of small cottage is named after the 1970’s minister Birgit Friggebod, who made it legal to build an additional building, no more than 10 square meters, on your land without having to get any kind of permit. Today that has been increased to 15 square meters.

This lead to an explosion in different friggebod-designs and many play around with it, trying out ways to use the small space as efficiently as possible. Some use it as a guest room; others build one for their children to play in. They can be a smaller copy of the main house, or pimped out with über-modern green architecture. It should come as no surprise to you that there are ready-to-be-assembled kits for those who lack the sufficient skills to design and build one from scratch. After all, this is the land of IKEA.

Fredrik Reinfeldt

2012-06-07T12:25:00.000-07:00

He is Sweden’s prime minister. There are plenty of books and Wikipedia entries explaining this man and his background, so please consult those for an accurate description of his politics.

Together again

2012-06-07T11:24:00.003-07:00

Gävle, Thursday

2012-06-07T11:24:00.001-07:00

Rain, rain, rain

2012-06-06T04:17:00.001-07:00

Fredrik Lindström

2012-06-05T12:20:00.004-07:00

In this clip you can hear an excerpt from his radio special on P1 Sommar (see “Sommar i P1”) where he tries to order a trip using the SJ automatic phone system.

Fredrik Lindström is something as rare as a popular, intelligent man that is universally liked. You would be hard pressed to find someone who had anything against him. His career started on a radio show where he made prank calls on air, usually with a hint of intellectualism (see “Hassan”). In one example he called a bus company’s lost and found department, asking if they had found an irregular verb that he left behind on the bus. Instead of “merely” becoming a comedian, however, he went to university, got his degree in linguistics and is currently on leave from a PHD-position at Uppsala University. He has since then written several books about the Swedish language, produced and starred in different TV-shows dedicated to the same topic. He has made caring about language somewhat hip. Right now he works as a host for one of Sweden’s most popular game shows (see “På Spåret). With his combination of humor, intelligence and humility he has become hugely popular amongst several different audiences - those who pretend to be intellectual, those who actually are and those enjoy being everything but.

Feminstiskt Initiativ

2012-05-09T02:58:00.000-07:00

This political party was formed in the mid 00’s by those who thought that Sweden wasn’t moving as quickly as it should when it came to women’s rights. So far, they haven’t had much success in neither local, national nor European elections and are not in parliament. There have been a couple of interesting schisms along the way, perhaps most notably when one of the founding members, Susanne Linde, resigned. She claimed that one of the other members of the executive committee, Tiina Rosenberg, had called her a “middle class hag” who was a “gender traitor” for having sex with men instead of being homosexual.

Some claim that left-wing extremists have hijacked the party and their current leader, Gudrun Schyman, is the former leader of the communist Left Party. They are also famous for burning 13000 dollars (!) in a publicity stunt, aimed at highlighting the differences between men and women’s pay. This made some onlookers wonder if women really should be allowed to handle any money at all. Want to see what it looks like when you burn more than ten thousand dollars? Go right ahead.

Fredrik Federley

2012-05-06T03:13:00.000-07:00

Fredrik Federley is a politician for the Swedish Center party and a member of parliament. He was the first openly homosexual man to lead a Swedish youth party. His controversial views have brought him into the spotlight on several occasions, like the time he was the only person to vote for legalizing prostitution. Kind of like Ron Paul, only younger and with a female alter ego that sometimes comes out to play.

In 2010 Federley was treated to a luxurious cruise by private companies, something his opponents called a bribe. He dismissed the criticism by saying that it was his drag personality Ursula who had been invited to go, so that she could write about the trip for the gay website Hanky. I think that is one of my all-time favorite excuses and have tried to use something similar in my own life when caught, but to no avail. He has been threatened by several different groups, has a more advanced security detail than other politicians and was assaulted outside his home in 2010. In 2011 he got his own radio show on the country’s first commercial talk radio station (see “Radio Ett”).

May day in Copenhagen

2012-05-01T07:15:00.001-07:00

Foppatofflor

2012-04-30T03:11:00.000-07:00

You (and the rest of the world) might know them as crocs, or “those ugly ass slippers”.

In Sweden, however, they are named after the genius that saw how popular they were in the US and decided to import them to his home country, where they were quickly named “Forsberg slippers” in his honor. Who is this brilliant mind, you might ask? Peter “Foppa” Forsberg, the hockey player, who wore the slippers while recuperating from an injury. I wonder what will last longer – his legacy as an athlete or the slippers?

Flashback

2012-04-27T03:08:00.000-07:00

Flashback is an online forum where (almost) nothing is off-topic or illegal. The topics open for discussion range on everything from celebrity gossip to drug advice and porn. However, the site might be best known for its users’ detective skills, having solved a lot of mysteries and crimes through collective reasoning.

When a young woman murdered two young kids and their mother, for example, they were able to bring forth evidence that had previously not been discovered by the police. Interested citizens from all over the country, all with different areas of expertise, contributed to the discussion and helped form a comprehensive picture of what had happened (see “Arbogamorden”). Because of Swedish laws that forbid the media from naming those accused of crimes (except for in extreme cases), Flashback has also become popular as the place to go if you want to find out what celebrity has been accused of what crime.

Back at work - minister of culture Adelsohn-Liljeroth

2012-04-24T11:57:00.001-07:00

Filip och Fredrik (Filip and Fredrik)

2012-04-24T03:05:00.000-07:00

Where to start? They have become a stable of Swedish pop culture, despite running a recent campaign against said entity. Starting out as journalists, they made a couple of unorthodox TV-shows and now they are more or less the golden boys of the Swedish entertainment industry. Their weekly podcast tops the charts and they have more or less been given carte blanche to create new ideas. Very infatuated with everything (eh, more or less) American, they have also done a couple of shows set in the US, interviewing, amongst others, Fabio and that guy in 90210 with the receding hairline.

It is hard to recommend just one of their videos, since they have done a lot of good television, but I think this clip from “Hundra Höjdare” is a good introduction. The premise of the show is that they present the top 100 moments in Swedish history. Visit their own website for more info:

Back at work

2012-04-23T08:57:00.001-07:00

Interview with a farmer that wants a wife. And his cows.

Fika

2012-04-21T03:03:00.000-07:00

Fika is perhaps my favorite activity and definitely the one I miss the most in the American workplace. It is both a noun and a verb that refers to the act of sitting down with a cup of coffee or tea and something to eat - fruit, cake, cookies, what have you. This process is repeated several times during the day so the next fika break (“fikarast”) is never far away. When people get bored at work, they take a fika break. When you want to hang out with a friend and it is too early to drink, you go out for a fika. When you visit your grandmother, the first thing she is going to do is offer you fika. The public’s love affair with it in combination with strong unions has led to a law stating that all employees must get five minutes off for every hour that they work. Thus, there is enough time for at least two or three fika breaks during the workday.