New Products From Archie McPhee

Monty Python In Your Pocket

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:07:19 -0700

Monty Python is one of the funniest and most influential sketch comedy groups of all time. This keychain lets you tuck them in your pocket and take them with you everywhere.

Lucha Keys

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:07:19 -0700

Once you put these Lucha Key covers on your keys, we can't guarantee that they won't throw a steel cage match in your pocket, but they're so lucha-riffic, you won't care.

Robo Keys

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:07:19 -0700

Once you slip these retro-robot key covers over your keys, it will transform them into perfect mechanical men that exist solely to open doors for you.

Cool Jewels Ice Cube Tray

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:07:19 -0700

These Cool Jewels ice cubes will make you feel like an international jewel thief every time you make a drink!

Light Bites Candle Forks

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:13:54 -0700

Having to pull candles out of cake before you eat it is such a drag. Add the trouble of having to use a fork to eat the cake and it's almost not worth eating it at all. Problem solved. These Light Bites are durable, reusable plastic forks with a special talent – they can hold candles!

Approved By Archie McPhee T-Shirt

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 11:16:10 -0700

This logo t-shirt brands its wearer as "Approved By Archie McPhee." We know you will be proud to advertise for us by wearing it in public places and when you appear on national television.

Mr. Bacon T-Shirt

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 11:16:10 -0700

Mr. Bacon is proud to announce the new Wallingford location of our Seattle store. This t-shirt presents him in all his bacony goodness as he proclaims Archie McPhee "An Attraction Without a Parallel!"

Bacon Tuxedo Joke Gift Box

Wed, 20 May 2009 14:46:59 -0700

This Bacon Tuxedo Sucker Gift Box is the perfect prank for any occasion! Just put your real gift in the box, then sit back and watch as your victim feigns enthusiasm and offers an awkward "thank you" before finding their real gift inside. Of course, they may also be disappointed when there is no Bacon Tuxedo inside.

Gravy Fountain Joke Gift Box

Wed, 20 May 2009 14:46:59 -0700

This Gravy Fountain Sucker Gift Box is the perfect prank for any occasion! Just put your real gift in the box, then sit back and watch as your victim feigns enthusiasm and offers an awkward "thank you" before finding their real gift inside. Imagine the confusion when your gift recipient thinks they received a fountain for their gravy that's supposed to sit in the middle of the table while they eat.

Musical Tie of the Month Club Joke Gift Box

Wed, 20 May 2009 14:46:59 -0700

This Musical Tie of the Month Sucker Gift Box is the perfect prank for any occasion! Just put your real gift in the box, then sit back and watch as your victim feigns enthusiasm and offers an awkward "thank you" before finding their real gift inside. The Musical Tie of the Month Club is an especially horrible gift. Not only will they think they're receiving a tacky tie, but it also plays music.

Box Full of Hope Gift Box

Wed, 20 May 2009 14:46:59 -0700

We provide the box, you provide the hope! This gift box is decorated with inspirational text and images presenting hope as a material commodity. It's the perfect gift! Great for optimists and cynics alike. If you want to be really depressing, give it to someone empty!

Roman Candles

Tue, 12 May 2009 13:29:20 -0700

Looking for a way to disguise your age a bit on your birthday cake? Want to make someone seem even more ancient? These cake candles will let you express any age from 1 to 89 in an outdated numbering system readable by about 10% of the population.

Finger Food Appetizer Plates

Tue, 12 May 2009 13:30:57 -0700

When you're wearing your best duds at a party, it's a constant struggle to balance your cocktail and hor d'oeuvre without dropping either. Think of the dry cleaning bills! These charming little plates with rings that fit right on your finger offer the perfect solution.

Do Narwhals Have Blowholes?

Fri, 08 May 2009 11:21:32 -0700

In this children's book, two yetis trek through the Arctic in an attempt to answer the burning question, "Do Narwhals Have Blowholes?" Will they find the answer or will they be eaten by polar bears? If your children are smart and exceptional, this is the perfect book for them. If they're ordinary and unimaginative, there are plenty of other books they'll prefer.

Brain Flavored Zombie Mints

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 08:07:45 -0700

Next time you find yourself cornered by a mob of zombies intent on eating your brain, break out this tin of brain flavored Zombie Mints and offer it to the undead hordes. If you're lucky, they'll form an orderly, single file line and each take a mint before trudging away satisfied. If you're unlucky, they'll slap the tin away and feast on your cerebellum.

Ice Invaders

Thu, 07 May 2009 10:48:24 -0700

Did you spend a good portion of your childhood (and your allowance) blasting 2-dimensional aliens to smithereens? Now you can freeze those precious moments in time with this intergalactic ice tray.

ZING! Spoon

Thu, 07 May 2009 10:52:42 -0700

Your brother just flicked a walnut at you. This aggression will not stand! Just grab your Zing! spoon and load up a particularly mushy pea or some mashed potatoes, aim, pull back the spring-loaded handle and watch your food take flight.

Life of the Party - A Visual History of the S.S. Adams Company

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 08:07:45 -0700

In celebration of their 100th year in business, the S.S. Adams company released this beautiful pictoral history of their novelty items. From Sneezing Powder to the Whoopie Cushion to the Smoking Donkey, Adams was the originator and all the others were imitators. Filled with color pictures of the actual items, rarely seen promotional materials and even a comic biography of S.S. Adams himself, this book is a must have for anyone who loves novelties.

Equal Measure Measuring Cup

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 10:25:47 -0700

Do you want to measure stuff the old-fashioned way or would you prefer to view your measurements in a surprising new light? This Equal Measure measuring cup has boring old ounces and cups marked out on the side, but also includes measurements like "amount of honey made by a beehive in a day" and "water in a cumulus cloud the size of a bus."

Funhouse Clings

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 10:25:47 -0700

Put a few of the designs from this set of fifty-five static-cling decals on a mirror, squint a little bit and it will transform you into a whole new person. Decals include Hypno-glasses, monocles, facial hair and even a black eye!

Party Rats are Back!

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 14:08:33 -0700

Our first shipment of Party Rats sold out so fast it made our heads spin! Now the best thing to happen to partying since the mirror ball is back in stock! People of all ages are putting these colorful, plastic, rodent lights on their fingers and waving their hands in the air like they just don’t care. Also great for night blogging.

Stress Freud

Fri, 17 Apr 2009 11:45:37 -0700

Feeling tired, stressed and annoyed? You need this disembodied head of Freud! Made of soft foam rubber that is perfect for squeezing.

Cryptozoological Play Set

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:43:39 -0700

Have we discovered all of the major species on this planet or are there some out there that have managed to avoid our prying eyes? This Cryptozoological Play Set features some famous creatures that most people have heard of, but few have ever seen.

Mint Tasting Party

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:43:39 -0700

We admit it, some of our candy has "interesting" flavors that might make you hesitate to get a whole tin for yourself. But with our new Mint Tasting Party you can share the love (and the assault on your taste buds).

Breakfast Floss

Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:31:45 -0700

Who needs breakfast when you’ve got Breakfast Floss? Start off your day by using the coffee flavor on your lower teeth, then switch over to the waffle and bacon flavors for your uppers. Quite possibly the most delicious way to keep yourself out of the dentist’s chair.

Puffy Eyeball Stickers

Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:33:16 -0700

Do you ever get the feeling that you’re being watched? We do, but maybe it’s just because we’ve got these Puffy Eyeball Stickers stuck up all over the walls in our office.

Shimmering Jewels Puffy Stickers

Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:31:45 -0700

Who needs real jewels when you can decorate your life with these Shimmering Jewels Puffy Stickers?

Captain Corndog vs. Baron Von Broccoli

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 10:30:14 -0700

It’s the brawl to end them all! Captain Corndog and Baron Von Broccoli will settle their ongoing feud once and for all in a knock-down, drag-out battle. The winner will become the undisputed feature dish of your kitchen!

Wall Street Zombies

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 10:31:19 -0700

They’ve lost all your money and now they want your brains!

Bubble Gum Cocktail Wienies

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 15:00:57 -0800

No cocktail party is complete without a crockpot full of cocktail wienies simmering in red sauce. This mini tin of wienie-shaped gum pays tribute to these tiny, tasty appetizers.

Bubble Gum Fairy Eggs

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 15:00:57 -0800

Ever wondered where fairies come from? Well, we’ve got your answer. Each precious fairy is hatched from a tiny speckled egg just like a bird. Very few fairies actually get to hatch though, because their eggs happen to be one of the tastiest treats known to man or mythical beast.

Frosting Flavored Cupcake Dental Floss

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 12:56:20 -0800

Turn a boring nightly routine into a party in your mouth with Cupcake Floss! Be careful though, the delicious frosting flavor might turn you into a flossaholic!