New Products From Archie McPhee

Creepy Wrapping Paper Book

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 09:59:08 -0700

This Creepy Wrapping Paper Book contains twelve sheets of the creepiest gift wrap you've ever seen. Imagine how much your mom will love the ventriloquist dummies on Mother's Day, your grandpa will enjoy the earwigs at Christmas and your niece or nephew will love being stared at by clowns at their Birthday party.

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Meat Parade Wrapping Paper Book

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 09:56:10 -0700

This Meat Parade Wrapping Paper Book contains twelve sheets of the meatiest gift wrap in the world. Wrap that birthday present in pimento loaf, a Christmas present in raw hamburger and use the bacon for Father's Day!

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Lucky Skull Porcelain Teapot

Thu, 30 May 2013 11:57:42 -0700

This Lucky Skull Porcelain Teapot looks just like a giant sugar skull used to adorn altars during Day of the Dead celebrations, but instead of eating it, you fill it with your favorite tea.

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Runaway Monkey Air Freshener

Wed, 29 May 2013 14:03:52 -0700

This Runaway Monkey lingonberry-scented air freshener pays homage to the famous monkey who escaped his owner and ran through a big-box store in his tiny shearling coat. We applaud his act of primate rebellion and impeccable sense of style.

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Gravy Candy

Tue, 28 May 2013 11:41:27 -0700

This Gravy Candy looks like your grandma's old-fashioned candy but has the taste of her delicious brown gravy. Sure to be the hit of your candy bowl.

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Wasabi Candy

Tue, 28 May 2013 11:39:24 -0700

These Wasabi Candies have all the horseradish-like flavor and kick of wasabi and come in a tin that looks like a giant sushi roll.

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Dish Wish Scrub Brush

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:20:36 -0700

The Dish Wish Scrub Brush looks just like pink magic wand, but when you turn it over it has a star shaped scrub brush on the other side. Makes doing the dishes into fun fairy cosplay!

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TARDIS vs. Dalek Salt and Pepper Shakers

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:18:45 -0700

This Doctor Who TARDIS vs. Dalek Salt and Pepper Shakers set includes one ceramic Dalek and one ceramic TARDIS that you can fill with the spices of your choice. Exterminate flavorless food with these very collectible shakers.

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Doctor Who Disappearing TARDIS Mug

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:13:25 -0700

This Doctor Who Disappearing TARDIS Mug shows the TARDIS on an English street, but when it's filled with hot liquid, the TARDIS transports into deep space (way over on the other side of the mug!). As the liquid cools, the TARDIS will return.

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Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn for Cats

Thu, 02 May 2013 13:51:27 -0700

The Inflatable EVIL Unicorn Horn for Cats is like our original Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats, but this one is as black as your kitty's soul.

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Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler

Wed, 01 May 2013 15:38:24 -0700

The Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler is the perfect thing to make the dashboard of your car just the right amount of creepy.

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Pi Day Sale!

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 08:41:45 -0700

Happy Pi Day! Shop at Archie McPhee on 3/14 and get 20% off all Pi items. Hurry! Sale ends at midnight!

Lemon Shark Juicer

Fri, 01 Mar 2013 11:51:04 -0800

The Lemon Shark juicer is a beautiful white porcelain juicer with a shark perfectly placed to squeeze the juice out of lemons and other citrusy fruit.

Googly Eyes Glasses

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 14:57:43 -0800

Googly Eyes Glasses make it look like you have googly eyes stuck over your regular eyes. That's right, now you can look like you were eye-bombed. Each pair of glasses has pupils that move when you move your head. Believe it or not, you can even see out of them.

Wall Monsters Vinyl Decals

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 10:36:14 -0800

Wall Monsters are all your favorite Finger Monsters on beautiful, removable vinyl decals that you can stick on any painted surface that needs a splash of the monstrously awesome.

Graffiti Eyes Tape

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 10:33:19 -0800

What can you use Graffiti Eyes Tape on? Well, how about defacing magazines, Harlequin romance novels, yearbooks, advertising, newspapers and medical supply catalogs. Each 100 foot roll of Graffiti Eyes Tape has over 1,000 pairs of eyes printed on real transparent sticky tape.

Big Googly Eyes

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 10:30:48 -0800

These Big Googly Eyes are for those moments when the regular Googly Eyes are a smidge too small and the Giant Googly Eyes are a skosh too large.

Tattoupees

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 15:18:14 -0800

Tattoupées are temporary tattoos designed to be put on bald heads. From the power outlets to a spit curl to an actual tattoo toupee, they are so cool, you'll wish you were bald.

Shakespearean Insult Badages

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 15:17:10 -0800

Rapscallion, treat the damage to thy self with Shakespearean Insult Badages. These plasters will help to heal boo-boos and scrapes caused by rapiers both sword and wit.

Googly Eyes Luggage Tag

Wed, 20 Feb 2013 09:39:16 -0800

The Googly Eyes Luggage Tag makes sure that when you're at the baggage carousel you're not just looking for your luggage, your luggage will be looking for you.

Googly Eyes Drink Markers

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 09:02:51 -0800

Slip one of these Googly Eyes Drink Markers around a bottle or can and you've done two amazing things. One, you've marked it so you won't confuse it with anyone else's drink. Two, you've turned it into a tiny person.

Googly Eyes Push Pins

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 08:56:37 -0800

Regular push pins simply sit there in a cork board holding stuff up. These Googly Eyes Push Pins personify everything they touch.

Lab Flask Shot Glass

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 10:38:55 -0800

This Lab Flask Shot Glass will add a certain intellectual flair to the consumption of alcohol. In fact, this is the perfect shot glass whether you are blinded by science or blinded by huge quantities of CH3CH2OH.

Mini Moonshine Jar Shot Glass

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 10:37:10 -0800

If you're a practicing hillbilly, the Mini Moonshine Jar Shot Glass could save your life. A regular jar is a huge serving, but this tiny glass jar holds just 2 oz. of the hooch of your choice. When you're drinking moonshine, the word is "moderation."

Shark Salt and Pepper Shakers

Wed, 12 Dec 2012 12:26:19 -0800

Shark Week just got a little spicier

Savory Bacon Sticks

Tue, 04 Dec 2012 13:41:52 -0800

Savory Bacon Sticks are your best choice when there is no actual bacon nearby to snack on. They're as perfect for packing in your lunch as they are for munching on while you watch the movie Babe.

Ear Buddies Ear Buds

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 14:44:04 -0800

These are the only ear buds that deserve the name! You see, Ear Buddies Ear Buds have a tiny ear on the outside and that means when you wear them, it looks like you have a tiny ear growing out of your ear.

Pencil Eraser Hats

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 14:28:11 -0800

If you really want to write with style, put a hat on that pencil. This set of four pencil erasers offers you the opportunity to add a drop of dapper to your pencil.

Emergency Inflatable Toast

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 14:26:38 -0800

When you need your Inflatable Toast, pull it out of its tin, blow it up and just revel in its realistic toasty goodness. Perfect for toast emergencies of all kinds.

Have A Nice Lunch Bag

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 14:20:55 -0800

This insulated nylon Have A Nice Lunch Bag is really a giant smiley face. Can you think of better way to celebrate lunch?

Giant Glow in the Dark Googly Eyes

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 10:51:22 -0800

These giant, glow-in-the-dark googly eyes look amazing, no matter what time of day. Just peel off the adhesive back and starting sticking them to things. We can think of a million things to do with these — decorate graveyards, spruce up the interior of a port-o-potty, or stick them on your kid's wall to stare at him while he tries to sleep.

Googly Eyes Suckers

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 14:54:20 -0800

Want to make it look like you have hilariously over-sized eyes instead of your pitiful normal eyes? Just hold up a pair of our Googly Eye Suckers. Perfect for Facebook pictures or freaking out relatives on Skype.

Butter Sucker

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 14:53:05 -0800

This butter-flavored candy Butter Sucker is just the thing to tide over the butter addict in your life. While it's full of calories, it has to better than walking around sucking an actual stick of butter all day.

Underpants Sucker

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 14:55:24 -0800

The Underpants Sucker is a delightful pair of tighty-whities on a stick. Unlike most underpants, these taste minty fresh all the time.

Anime Eyes Sleep Mask

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 09:51:30 -0700

With this Anime Eyes Sleep Mask you can look like an adorable anime character while you sleep. Perfect for being left alone on planes or looking alert during boring panels at Comic Con.

Doctor Who in Your Pocket

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 09:49:18 -0700

This keychain has six Doctor Who phrases and sounds to send a thrill up your spine. Just imagine being in your car and getting cut off, then letting your keychain shout, "Exterminate! Exterminate!" at the other drivers.

Jane Austen Bandages

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 09:45:14 -0700

Even Lords and Ladies get scrapes and cuts that require bandages, why not use something communicates the level of your taste and education. Everyone's favorite romantic English novelist is represented on these Jane Austen Bandages.

Vinderalls

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 09:42:51 -0700

Vinderalls, the overalls for your wine, takes your snooty wine down a peg or two.

Inflatable Cthulhu Beard

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 09:40:43 -0700

This Inflatable Cthulhu Beard will appeal to nerds, octopus lovers and worshippers of the Old Gods! Who wouldn't want the same facial hair as HP Lovecraft's most famous creation?

Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane

Fri, 19 Oct 2012 08:51:52 -0700

This 10-1/4" tall Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane is so large that if there was a king of bacon, this would be his scepter. It's 3.1 oz. of bacon-y Christmas perfection. Just the right thing for the stocking of the meat lover in your life.

Santa Dreidel

Fri, 12 Oct 2012 14:44:19 -0700

Why choose between Hanukkah and Christmas when you can celebrate Chrismukkah? Nothing says Christmukkah like this wooden Santa Dreidel. This classic top is sure to confound and confuse both Jews and Gentiles!

Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask

Thu, 11 Oct 2012 13:53:17 -0700

It could happen, you're cooking a turkey and through series of mishaps it ends up stuck on your head. This mask recreates that experience without the danger of salmonella.

Inflatable Beard of Bees

Thu, 11 Oct 2012 13:51:33 -0700

If you want to say "bee mine" to your honey, just wear this Inflatable Beard of Bees and you'll be all the buzz.

Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

Wed, 10 Oct 2012 13:31:55 -0700

In stock now! Cats Love it!

The Avenging Narwhal

Mon, 08 Oct 2012 13:16:56 -0700

You asked for it, you got it! The Avenging Narwhal is back!

Top It Off Wine Bottle Stopper

Mon, 08 Oct 2012 13:15:17 -0700

Make your wine stopper proper and dapper with this stylish capper.

Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer

Tue, 02 Oct 2012 09:21:59 -0700

Take your coffee snobbery to the next level by drinking your espresso from this fancy gentleman's hat.

Pi Baking Mold

Tue, 11 Sep 2012 13:51:14 -0700

The usual formula for pi is the ratio of the circumference to the diameter of a circle, but in this case it's the ratio of awesome to delicious!

BBQ Pig Condiment Bottle

Fri, 17 Aug 2012 10:19:48 -0700

You have a bottle for ketchup and mustard, but what about your award winning BBQ sauce? This pig-shaped bottle is waiting to be filled with whatever condiment you like.

Dashboard Eyeball Wiggler

Fri, 17 Aug 2012 10:18:25 -0700

Capture the ancient mystical powers of fraternal organizations with this all-seeing eyeball wearing a tasseled fez.

Cat Eye Glasses

Fri, 17 Aug 2012 10:13:20 -0700

When Archie McPhee says "Cat Eye Glasses," we're not just referring to a style of frame. Heck no! Our Cat Eye Glasses also make it look like you have the actual eyes of a cat!

Edgar Allan Poe Lunchbox

Mon, 30 Jul 2012 09:50:09 -0700

This retro metal lunchbox is just like the one you had as a kid, except it pays homage to the master of the dark tale, Edgar Allan Poe.

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Tue, 24 Jul 2012 10:23:54 -0700

Hang this vinyl Big Head Squirrel Feeder in your yard, fill it with nuts and when they stick their head up there, the squirrel looks like he has a hilariously huge head!

Squirrel Salt and Pepper Shakers

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 09:44:36 -0700

These ceramic squirrel heads will delight everyone who has dreamed of seasoning their food with the disembodied head of a tree rodent.

Breakdancing Monks Teacups

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 12:11:20 -0700

Some monks achieve nirvana through meditation, but these monks pursue enlightenment through the dance sensation of the 1980s - breakdancing.

Vinderhosen

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 11:04:37 -0700

Vinderhosen are tiny German pants for your wine bottle!

Mini Crime Scene Tape

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 11:01:10 -0700

If there were a miniature version of CSI, this is the tape they would use to mark tiny crimes!

Mini Biohazard Tape

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 10:59:55 -0700

Use this sticky Mini Biohazard Tape to communicate in a passive-aggressive way when your boundaries of personal cleanliness have been compromised.

Surprise Tattoos

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 09:40:39 -0700

This Surprise Tattoos tin contains twenty-six tattoos that are guaranteed to make people sit up and take notice.

Abraham Lincoln Bandages

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 09:36:07 -0700

Whether it's a scrape or a cut, Abraham Lincoln will heal your wound as he healed our nation.