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Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt

Mon, 6 Feb 2012 00:00:00 CST

Here at Think. Geek we were just wishing for a fully playable guitar built into a t-shirt when along came the Pixie of ROCK. . . she wailed with face melting guitar solo and *POOF* there it was in the hands. . . The Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt. We turned on the mini amp, cranked the volume to 11 and started to rock. As the Pixie explained, the Electronic Guitar Shirt is incredibly easy to play because each button on the neck is a major chord. She went on to mention how you can play dozens of classic

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Star Wars Darth Vader Lightsaber Laser Pointer

Mon, 6 Feb 2012 00:00:00 CST

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… some bad ass dudes fought with laser swords called Lightsabers. The Lightsaber Laser Pointers are roughly one third scale versions of the Lightsaber hilts carried by the Sith lord Darth Vader. Not only that, they double as red dot laser pointers. Laser pointers are just as useful as the force. They are perfect if you are teaching a class and need to point out the important equation that is written on the board. It is super fun to make your pets chase the

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Baby Building Blocks

Mon, 6 Feb 2012 00:00:00 CST

So every baby is the creation of two humans, but more importantly, every baby is the result of the transcription of a series of amino acids in a very specific order. One letter wrong and everything's different. Well, maybe not everything. Could be in an intron or something. But basically, this is one of those spelling bees you don't want to lose. That's why there's redundancy built in. Of course, alternate spelling isn't all bad. Mutation is what it's all about in evolution.

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Daft Chief Master Punk

Mon, 6 Feb 2012 00:00:00 CST

To unlock this armor permutation you'll have to get the achievement "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger. " This state-of-the-art titanium helmet features a real-time heads-up display which provides zoom functionality, motion tracking, and tempo control. The exterior casing is capable of various LED effects, which can be synched with other armor parts like gloves or more unconventional weapons such as drum machines. When unlocked and worn together, the full suit of armor is air-tight and capable

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Mars University Babydoll

Mon, 6 Feb 2012 00:00:00 CST

Mars University is one of the universe's leading academic institutions. Founded in 2636, this land-, sea-, and space-grant university is the oldest institution of higher learning on Mars. Counted among the universe's leaders in teaching and research, Mars University draws students and faculty from as far away as Omicron Persei 8. Mars U combines innovative teaching and pioneering research in a highly-collaborative environment that transcends traditional gravitational constants. Nestled on

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Rocking with Hawking

Mon, 6 Feb 2012 00:00:00 CST

- Stephen Hawking quoted in Der Spiegel You know how when you work out there's that good pain? Not the "I think I just tore a ligament" pain but the "I am aware of my muscles' existence" pain? Stephen Hawking makes the brains hurt in that good way. He makes all the little neurons stretch for concepts that are just out of reach. He tries to put them within the grasp, too. But sometimes it just doesn't work, and he has to make a "briefer" version to ensure the whole class can keep up. Because

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OMFG

Mon, 6 Feb 2012 00:00:00 CST

As seen on The It Crowd! Every once and a while, something comes along that redefines the meaning of excellence. It may be a product, an idea, or a company. The Ontario Mega Finance Group is one such company. The Ontario Mega Finance Group was founded by visionaries. The philosophy of these founders was to do whatever it takes to "wow" the customer - to make them stand up and cheer for the Ontario Mega Finance Group by shouting OMFG! Now you can be a part of the tradition of quality and excellence

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Namco Pac-Man Wall Art

Mon, 6 Feb 2012 00:00:00 CST

In 1999, Billy Mitchell stunned the gaming world by playing the very first verified perfect game of Pac-Man. A perfect game consists of playing the first 255 levels, eating every pill, pellet, fruit, and ghost, without losing a single life, and then eating as many pellets as possible on the last level by eating all but one, and then sacrificing a life, thus resetting the last level, then repeat until you're out of lives. This jams your score at 3,333,360 points, and makes you the envy of all

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Monkey Polo Shirt

Mon, 6 Feb 2012 00:00:00 CST

By now you should all be familiar with Timmy the monkey. He asked us recently if he could grace the front of a fine golf shirt for you folks to wear. After much debate, some banana throwing and minor damage to a few hanging plants in the office, we relented. So here ya go, it's Timmy the monkey golf shirt. Enjoy! Timmy the monkey embroidered on a black heavyweight 7 oz. 100% cotton pique golf shirt. Yarn-dyed for sharp color fastness. 3-button placket welt collar and cuffs, with spiffy woodtone

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Dolphin Folding Ceramic Knife

Mon, 6 Feb 2012 00:00:00 CST

Everyone loves dolphins. They're so adorable and friendly and do tricks for tiny fish treats. If you're rich enough, you can even swim with them and pet them and have them drag you around a big swimming pool. But dolphins have a dark side. There are dolphin gangs that roam around the seas, and they'll cut a mammal if you get in their way. That's right, dolphins carry knives, specifically ceramic knives. (Metal interferes with sonar. ) We delved into the sea and negotiated with Bobby

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Guide to Pirate Parenting

Mon, 6 Feb 2012 00:00:00 CST

If you're like most parents, you long to raise your children as pirates but just don't know how. In the Guide to Pirate Parenting, Cap'n Billy 'The Butcher' Mac. Dougall provides everything you need to know to turn your little powder monkeys into happy, healthy buccaneers. You'll learn: At what age your child should be able to remove a bottle cap by taking out his glass eye and using his eye Which offense requires administering The Flying Dutchman Wedgie How to prevent sogging the quartermaster

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Onion Ring Mints

Mon, 6 Feb 2012 00:00:00 CST

Our resident Onion Ring expert, Shane, was the first monkey here to try these Onion Ring Mints. He said they tasted like breaded onion rings, not beer battered - and much like the rings from that fast food restaurant with a demented King as its mascot. Then he admitted to having an onion ring problem (hey, it's the first step to recovery) and checked himself into rehab. He's doing well now, we hear. And though we miss Shane, there's a silver lining to this sad tale: one less person to

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Star Wars LED Lightsaber Flashlight

Sat, 4 Feb 2012 00:00:00 CST

Everyone loves Luke Skywalker. He's the classic hero; going from moisture farm hand (mmm, delicious moisture) to the prized jewel of the Rebel Alliance's armed forces, there's not much there to criticize. When things got tough, so did he, and his wardrobe shifted to reflect that change - ever notice how he's wearing white in A New Hope and black in Return of the Jedi? It represents his mindset - but there's one thing that never changes. His handy dandy super bright lightsaber.

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Flash Drive Bottle Opener

Mon, 6 Feb 2012 00:00:00 CST

There are so many things that a geek should carry around, but if you did manage to remember all of them, you'd look like you were ready to hike the Alps. So we settle. We carry things like Swiss Army Knives or multitools. And of course, the one tool we really need is the one that we don't have. This is how the world ends. We bang the beer bottle on the edge of the table and whimper. We're here to solve your problems. (Yep, thank us later. ) This shiny silver USB flash drive has 2 GB of

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Hello Kitty Double Cupcakes Babydoll

Mon, 6 Feb 2012 00:00:00 CST

Whoa, that's a full cupcake all the way. It's a double cupcake, all the way. Whoa that's so intense. Whoa man! Wow! Whoa! Whoa! Look at that! It's starting even to look like a triple cupcake! It's full on! Double cupcake all the way across the sky! What does this mean? And are they gluten-free? What about vegan-friendly? Do they come with extra sprinkles? We MUST KNOW. Hello Kitty stands agape beneath a rainbow with a pink cupcake at both ends and the words, "Double Cupcakes'

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The Sneaky Book for Girls

Mon, 6 Feb 2012 00:00:00 CST

Let's face it: girls are sneaky. And they have one advantage to being sneaky over boys - they are girls. Girls out there, you know what we mean: your brains are just smarter or something. We want to help ramp up your sneakiness quotient even more, and this book is it. The Sneaky Book for Girls provides complete how-to instructions and diagrams for sneaky gadgets, survival skills, communication codes, science projects, as well as having profiles of more than a dozen famous women. It also explores

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LEGO Digital Camera

Mon, 6 Feb 2012 00:00:00 CST

What is your LEGO castle missing? It's got a moat, a drawbridge, guard towers, a keep, archers to shoot at invaders. Why not bring it into the future with a security system for today's invasions? These days you can't just shoot people willy-nilly (and yes, we agree this is pretty depressing). You need photographic proof of invasion, and do we ever have the product to help you get that proof! This totally functional 3 megapixel digital camera is built out of red, yellow, green and blue LEGO bricks

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Hand-Forged Feasting Utensils

Mon, 6 Feb 2012 00:00:00 CST

You stroll through the village, laughing and telling stories of past adventures. You doff your hat to the ladies as they walk by, and bow as the noblemen pass. Everything is going swell, and then you hear the noise of a savage beast: your stomach. It is empty and angry about it. Good thing you are at a Renn Faire, where great food is always close at hand. And good thing you have your Hand-Forged Feasting Utensils on your belt, so you can eat in style. These Hand-Forged Feasting Utensils are beautiful.

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Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutter

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 17:47:45 CST

Is ginger used in embalming? No. Is it an effective herbal ingredient in tinctures that increase longevity? Not really. Can you make a ginger tea that will make you look younger, reduce wrinkles, stem the effects of Alzheimers, macular degeneration, or arthritis? Sadly, no. Ginger is great for things like stomach aches and nausea, but will it lead to a longer life? Probably not. So it is with this cookie cutter that we remind ourselves of the mortality. The inevitability of death. The haunting spectre

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Rivalry Animal Mittens

Mon, 6 Feb 2012 00:00:00 CST

We introverted geeks have a few tricks up the sleeves for keeping unwanted conversations away. Rule 1 of avoiding small talk with strangers? Be busy. Rule 2: Look weird. Really weird. Our copywriter monkey once secured an entire row of seats on a Greyhound bus trip by talking to a stuffed elephant every time new people boarded. Want to be busy and look weird at the same time? Have we got the mittens for you! Rivalry Animal Mittens allow you to act out the epic battles of the animal kingdom with your

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Robotector iPhone Cases

Mon, 6 Feb 2012 00:00:00 CST

If we're going by canon, Sky. Net came online back in 1997 but we're pretty sure that in this timeline we've got until at least 2012. After all, there's bound to some patent troll out there who's going to get in the way of the singularity's inevitable rise. It's reasonable to suspect that this delay is not going to looked upon too kindly when Sky. Net does achieve sentience, but there's no reason a broken patent system has to cast a negative light on you. The Robotector

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Monsters Of Cereal Plush

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 00:00:00 CST

Did you know that the General Mills monster cereals have been relegated to Halloween-season only? If you're a fan of these sugary breakfast delights, be sure to grab a few extra boxes for your pantry. Of course, we try to stock up and then end up going on a marshmallow treat making spree and using all the cereal in the house. Oops. Fun Facts: The original dye lot that gave Franken Berry its signature color didn't break down in the body, which caused many parents to call their pediatricians

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Castle Ravenloft

Mon, 6 Feb 2012 00:00:00 CST

WINNER: Best Board Game, 2011 Origins Awards Everybody who has played Dungeons & Dragons has played at least one session revolving around Count Strahd von Zarovich and Castle Ravenloft. In fact, one of the friends played in a campaign in which he one-shotted Strahd with a clever combination of holy water and giant loopholes. (The rules lawyer at the table was thrilled. The DM? Furious. ) The problem is, with the crazy busy lives, we don't have time for any more D&D campaigns. Wouldn't

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Big Lebowski Urban Achievers Bowling Shirt

Mon, 6 Feb 2012 00:00:00 CST

Are you one of those promising inner city children without the necessary means for higher education? If you are, they are totally not going to help you here. However, if you're looking for a shirt that proclaims your belief that true zen can be best achieved through the extreme avoidance of any action, this is your shirt. Because only in the true peace of the knowledge of . . . peace . . . can we hope to . . . . Ah, I lost my train of thought here. This tan and black work shirt features an embroidered

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Kids Electronic Drum Kit Shirt

Mon, 6 Feb 2012 00:00:00 CST

We could do what those other supposedly geeky apparel companies do and print a regular t-shirt with a cool looking picture of a drum kit on the front. . . then say it was trendy, make a few Rock Band references and try to convince you to buy it. But we don't roll like that. At Think. Geek we know you expect innovative new products and we're here to pony up the goods. So, how about an electronic t-shirt with a picture of an actual playable drum kit on the front? That's right. Hit the drums

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