tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244Sat, 04 Apr 2026 22:42:22 +0000newfie jokefunny jokenewfoundlandnewfiefunnyjokefunny picturenewfiejokeshumorgoofy newfiehilariousnewfnewfie picturelaughTorontofunny picartfreehumourlolfrenchmanlabradormoosestar warsBlack HorseEwokartistartsspotbeer coolercoffeefunny animalgeniegraham matthewsheavenicejedimaxwell housenewfie sayingspictureportraitportraitsrabbittrainNewfie Jediandy wellsanimalbiblecabbiechristmascoffee beanscoldcomedydating jokesdrawingexecutionfalconfishermanfunny newfiefunny picturesfunny storyhuge mooseice fishingirishmanjokesletterloggerpaintingpolar bearquebecsketchsmilest.john'svancouverwinter911AlbertaBrian TobinCP30Corner BrookDagobahDanielle HouseHorseIcebergLawyer JokeMay 24NanaimoNewfie English DictionaryPacific OceanSt. Pierreair canadaairplaneairportalcoholamericanantlersapplesapplicationarchaeologyart-wondersbaby jokesbank robberybearbeerbeer jokebig nickelboozebrowser comparisoncabincampingcanada jokecaptaincarpentercarscartoonchewbaccachromeclotheslineclydecoffeepotcomebackscomputercoronercrapcrazednewfiecross eyed bullcrydear gargedeath rowdecaffeinateddictionarydiggdisasterdorydrivingelectric chairengagementenglishenglishmanexhuntersffamilyfinding nemofingersfishfishing jokeflagfollowerforemanforestryfortunefoxfreebiefunny signfunny videofur coatgargegeesegenesisghostghost storygolfgrand fallsgunhagglerhalf way polehockeyhome hardwarehomer simpsonhorseshoeshuntinginternet explorer jokesinterviewiraqirishirish.englishitalianjob interviewjoke newfiejuan valdezknock knock jokeslabelsleialight saberlistlondonlove poemmanholemen jokesmoose huntingmoose licencemorticianmousemouse calibrationmugnemoneurosurgeonnewfie 911newfie babynewfie boatnewfie brainnewfie bridenewfie dialectnewfie fishingnewfie fridgenewfie girlsnewfie horsenewfie letternewfie pdanewfie phrasesnewfie poemnewfie screechnewfie911nickelontariopatchphoto sharingpiratepizzapolar bearspolepolicepotato sackpunsredneck jokerentalretiredrevelationrevolverrocksandwichsantaschoolscreechshare pictureshareapicshort jokessimpsonsskipperskydivingsnowsocksongsstumbleuponsunday schoolsurvivortemperature conversion chartten dollars worthterroristtexastiger woodstoo much coffeetop 10tracktrackstreadmilltreetrippy fingerstrue storyverseviagrawarningwashing machinewaterwhiskeywife dutieswildlifewoman driverswoodswordsDis' is where ALL the FUNNIEST free jokes and pictures are by's. Here ye will find the best jokes ever... NEWFIE JOKES!!! - Funny One-Liners, Funny Short Jokes, Funny Newfie Pictures too!... I daresay dis' is da funniest webpage in the ol' world. I'm braggin' a bit, but jus' check it out fer yerselves...http://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)Blogger163125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-3089219933533106257Thu, 05 Jan 2012 05:47:00 +00002012-01-04T21:47:08.193-08:00funny jokeiraqjokenewfietop 10Here are some good reasons Newfoundland did not join da' Iraq war by's.. 10. We fellers got no ways of gettin' over der', unless we had a yammy dat' traveled on water! 9. Too busy hunting turrs and tailin' slips to catch rabbits. 8. Dim Iraqis don't like Canadian by's. 7.Did ya know Saddam's name turned around is "Mad Ass". Dat's funny! 6. No moose to shoot over der'. 5.  No Newfie http://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2012/01/why-newfoundland-did-not-join-iraq-war.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-3027423566002547665Thu, 22 Dec 2011 09:18:00 +00002011-12-22T01:18:48.098-08:00funny jokefunny picturelabradornewfie jokenewfoundlandsurvivorDid you know dat' NTV is making a Newfie show of Survivor". These are the rules by's: All Newfies gotta take an obstacle course around Newfoundland and Labrador. They gotta go from St. John's to Port aux Basques, then back to Corner Brook, then to St. Anthony, where they swim across the channel to Labrador. From there dey' go to Goose Bay, Labrador City, and swim across the channel to Newfielandhttp://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/12/funny-newfie-version-of-survivor.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-9144085287270431058Fri, 16 Dec 2011 22:44:00 +00002011-12-16T14:44:56.535-08:00funny jokelolnewfie jokeA newfie in a Gullivers taxi cab wanted to ask the taxi driver something and tapped him on da shoulder. The driver yelled, lost control of da' cab and stopped just in time. The taxi driver said, "Don't ever dat again by'. You scared the livin' daylights outta me by'." The passenger apologized and said he as sorry, he didn't expect da driver to be scared so much. The taxi driver replied, "Not http://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/12/funny-newfie-cab-driver-joke-and.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-8075821557175597219Sun, 11 Dec 2011 17:01:00 +00002011-12-11T09:03:36.194-08:00funny jokefunny picturenewfie jokeFour married gentlemen go fishing. One of them was a Newfie. After an hour, the following conversation took place. First guy: " You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: " that's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." http://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/12/newfie-snowstorm-picture-and-funny.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-4101293159957709713Sat, 10 Dec 2011 12:33:00 +00002011-12-10T04:33:51.919-08:00funny jokefunny picturenewfie jokeThrowing Away Nails  Two newfies are building a shed. One newf is putting on siding. The newfie nails one nail in a throws the other away. He nails another in with his hammer, then tosses the other. After awhile the other comes over and says..." We needs those nails by' ... why throw them away?" The newfie says, "Every one were pointed at the wrong side." The other newfie gets mad and says, http://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/12/funny-newfie-joke-throwing-away-nails.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-4532964110568811567Tue, 06 Dec 2011 21:13:00 +00002011-12-06T13:13:15.962-08:00christmasfunny jokenewfie jokesantaNewfie Joke - Christmas! Three men died on Christmas Eve and dey' were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The man frum Nova Scotia fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. 'You may pass through http://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/12/funny-christmas-newfie-joke-and-funny.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-8195238562847994751Mon, 05 Dec 2011 22:23:00 +00002011-12-05T14:23:44.903-08:00newfienewfie bridenewfie girlsnewfie jokeFunny Joke - Newfie Hitched Newfie girls should like this funny joke! A brand new hitched Newfie sailor is told by the Canadian Armed Forces that they wants him to go fight the war in Iraq for 2 full years. A long time after he gets there he gets to a missin' his new wifey, so he writes her a love letter. "My sweet newfie bride," he writes, "we been apart for sooo long. I misses you so bad http://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/12/hitched-newfie-sailor-funny-newfie-joke.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-3224574475762436268Sun, 04 Dec 2011 04:11:00 +00002011-12-04T11:41:07.681-08:00cartoonfunnyfunny jokefunny pictureshomer simpsonjokeslolsimpsons Funny Homer Simpson Quotes! All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals. But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder. 'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key? I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy. Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover. Oh, http://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/12/funny-homer-simpson-sayings-and-funny.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-5110866121310904633Sat, 03 Dec 2011 21:12:00 +00002011-12-03T13:13:04.876-08:00campingfunny picturehome hardwarelolnewfie jokenewfoundlandpolar bearsAnother Funny Newfie Joke Two Newfoundlanders, one of them old and and the other young, push their shopping carts around Home Hardware and bang into each other. The older one says to the younger, "I'm very sorry. I was distracted while looking for the wife, wans't paying attention." The young Newfie says, "I'm looking for mine too! That's a coincidence!" The older Newfoundlander says, "Maybe Ihttp://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/12/two-newfies-in-home-hardware-funny.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-4532337582054844509Fri, 02 Dec 2011 14:39:00 +00002011-12-02T06:39:49.270-08:00labradornewfie dialectnewfie sayingsnewfoundlandFunny Newfoundland Sayings I'll be dere d'rackly (I'll be there right away) What a snarl!! (extreme mess) Well we rolled at dat; well we handy 'bout died (Found something extremely funny) What a feed (a great meal) More Funny Newfie Sayings You can forget 'bout dat, ol' man (annoyed with what someone just said) Who knit ya? (Where did you come from? or Who made you?) http://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/12/funny-newfoundland-sayings.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-3349897827910463426Fri, 02 Dec 2011 05:53:00 +00002011-12-01T21:53:31.958-08:00funny jokefunny newfienewfie boatnewfie jokenewfie pictureskipperSkipper Died Funny Newfie Joke When Buddyfeller went to the newspaper to submit a notice in the obituaries, the clerk asked Buddyfeller if he had some stuff to say about his friend Skipper. 'Skipper died' is enough to put der'." "Is that it?" asked the clerk. " You know there's lots to say about your friend.... but if money is the issue, the first 5 words are completely free" Buddyfeller http://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/12/skipper-died-newfie-joke.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-5964428807562793260Wed, 30 Nov 2011 22:58:00 +00002011-11-30T14:58:51.359-08:00fishing jokefunny jokefunny newfiefunny picturejoke newfielolnewfie fishingnewfie joketrippy fingersThree Newfies are fishing by a river with fishing poles with the lines casting away. A Newfie Game Warden sneaks up, and says, "Hey by', You's got fishing licenses?" "Got none atall'," said the first Newfie. "Well, if your gonna go fishing, you needs fisherman licenses by's," exclaimed the Game Warden. "But Mr. officer," said the second Newfie, "we weren't fishing. We gots magnets near the endhttp://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/11/funny-newfie-joke-newfie-fishing-joke.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-2392070191528025137Mon, 28 Nov 2011 21:19:00 +00002011-11-28T20:23:30.095-08:00funny picturefunny signlabradorlolnewfie jokenewfoundlandwife duties Newfoundland Wife Duties - Funny Newfie Joke! Three men from Ontario were sitting together one day bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Quebec and had told her that she was going to have to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.http://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/11/newfoundland-wife-duties-funny-newfie.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-1512562125670047281Sun, 27 Nov 2011 14:31:00 +00002011-11-28T20:23:43.011-08:00funny storyheavennewfie jokesunday schoolTrue FUNNY story from a Sunday school teacher in Newfoundland/Labrador: I was testing the children in my Newfoundland Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven. I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?' 'NO!' the children answered. 'If I cleaned the church everyhttp://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/11/getting-into-heaven-true-story.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-9142153902188833220Fri, 25 Nov 2011 21:53:00 +00002011-11-28T20:23:55.769-08:00funnyfunny jokehilariouslaughnewfie jokeBridge to North Sydney - Funny, Stupid Newfoundland/Labrador Joke by's!! A Newfie riding his Harley along the TCH just outside of Port aux Basque when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.' The Newfie pulled over and replied, 'Build a bridge to North Sydney so I http://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/11/bridge-to-north-sydney-funny-newfie.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-4108202457536359898Thu, 24 Nov 2011 17:36:00 +00002011-11-28T20:24:22.199-08:00funny storyghostghost storynewfie jokeThis happened in a little town in Newfoundland, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's absolutely true! This guy was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a terrible rain storm. The night was rolling and no cars were on the road. The storm was so strong the guy could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car come toward http://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/11/scary-newfie-ghost-story-lol-hilarious.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-8225535219246487725Wed, 23 Nov 2011 19:07:00 +00002011-11-25T03:48:58.184-08:00horseshoeslabradornewfie jokenewfoundlandtexasBlind Newfie in the Swimming Pool (Toilet?) Funny Joke There once was a blind Newfoundlander who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed http://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/11/funny-newfie-horseshoes-picture-and.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-469160568140590281Tue, 22 Nov 2011 20:22:00 +00002011-11-25T03:48:48.544-08:00carsdrivingfunnyfunny jokefunny picturewoman driversFunny Woman Driver Hokes! Policeman: ‘When I saw you coming round that bend I thought, “Forty-five at least”.’Woman driver: ‘Well, I always look older in this hat.’ “We bumped into some old friends yesterday, my wife was driving.” Wife: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor.”Husband: “Water in the carburettor? That’s plain daft.”Wife: “I’m telling you the car has water inhttp://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/11/woman-drivers-hilarious-pic-and-funny.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-400130046599727412Mon, 21 Nov 2011 20:30:00 +00002011-11-25T03:48:39.651-08:00browser comparisonchromefunny pictureinternet explorer jokes'Eres a joke fer ya's... What is Internet Explorer?One of the most amazing tools for downloading Google Chrome. Microsoft’s pre-installed, default internet browser for Windows. Has to be the worst browser on earth, because its only features are free viruses, automatic spyware downloads, and awesome security holes.The best part about Internet Explorer is that it forced companies, such as Mozilla http://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/11/google-chrome-gun-comparison-funny.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-4331818454665161466Sun, 20 Nov 2011 20:30:00 +00002011-11-25T03:48:32.275-08:00geniehumornewfie jokequebecTorontoThere are three guys walking together, a Newfie, a Quebecer , and a Torontonian. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out, "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes." So the Newfie says "I am a fisherman, my dad's a fisherman, and his dad was a fisherman, and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish" 'POOF' the oceans were full ( of fish that is). The Quebecer http://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/11/genie-newfie-quebecer-and-torontonian.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-2105661455365648493Sat, 19 Nov 2011 18:04:00 +00002011-11-25T03:48:24.100-08:00beer jokenewfie jokenewfie pdaHaHa!! Fly in Beer Newfoundland Joke LOL! A Torontrian, a Nova Scotian, and an old Newfie went into a bar and each ordered a beer. Each found a fly in their beer. The Torontrian looked in his beer and said, "Hey bartender I have a fly in my beer. Give me another beer." The Nova Scotian looked in his beer, found the fly, reached in an picked it out and continued drinking. The old Newfie looked inhttp://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/11/funny-newfie-pda-picture-and-hilarious.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-2037018137938938760Fri, 18 Nov 2011 15:21:00 +00002011-11-25T03:48:15.539-08:00baby jokesfunny jokenewfie babynewfie joke A Newfoundland doctor wanted to find out what the best method of birth control was, so he surveyed three of his patients as to what method they used. The first patient says, "We're Catholic so we can't use it." "How many children do you have?" "Twelve." The second patient says, "We use the rhythm & IUD methods, and we have 6 children." The third female patient (six foot tall) says, "We usehttp://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/11/funny-newfie-baby-joke-and-picture.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-6274001232483624081Thu, 17 Nov 2011 14:26:00 +00002011-11-25T03:48:07.933-08:00dating jokesmen jokesshort jokesAny fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO. Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance. Garbage http://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/11/if-men-ruled-world-funny-joke.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-5311768255191554175Wed, 16 Nov 2011 18:10:00 +00002011-11-25T03:47:59.548-08:00funny jokenewfie jokenewfoundlandYou know you're from Newfoundland when... - You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. - You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup. - The mosquitoes have landing lights. - You have 10 favourite recipes for bottled moose. - You have more miles on your snowblower than your car. - Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas. - You've taken yourhttp://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/11/you-know-youre-from-newfoundland-when.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-2116483289405003440Wed, 16 Nov 2011 02:17:00 +00002011-11-25T03:47:50.542-08:00funny jokefunny picturehumormoosenewfie jokenewfoundland Two newfs are driving, both enjoying a bottle of black horse, when a cop pulls them over. The newf in the passenger seat says "he's got us now by, what are we gonna do?". The driver assures the passenger that they have nothing to worry about and tells him to follow his lead and say nothing. So, the driver peals the lable off the bottle of beer, licks the back of the lable, sticks it to hishttp://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/11/funny-moose-picture-and-newfie-patch.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)0