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pic</category><category>internet explorer jokes</category><title>Newfie Jokes! and all da' FUNNIEST pictures!</title><description>Dis' is where ALL the FUNNIEST free jokes and pictures are by's.  Here ye will find the best jokes ever... NEWFIE JOKES!!! - Funny One-Liners, Funny Short Jokes, Funny Newfie Pictures too!... I daresay dis' is da funniest webpage in the ol' world. I'm braggin' a bit, but jus' check it out fer yerselves...</description><link>http://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>163</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/NewfieJokesAndAllDaFunniestPictures" /><feedburner:info uri="newfiejokesandalldafunniestpictures" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><feedburner:emailServiceId>NewfieJokesAndAllDaFunniestPictures</feedburner:emailServiceId><feedburner:feedburnerHostname>http://feedburner.google.com</feedburner:feedburnerHostname><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-3089219933533106257</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 05:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-01-04T21:47:08.193-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">top 10</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">joke</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">newfie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">funny joke</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">iraq</category><title>Why Newfoundland did not Join Iraq War</title><atom:summary>Here are some good reasons Newfoundland did not join da' Iraq war by's..

10. We fellers got no ways of gettin' over der', unless we had a yammy dat' traveled on water!

9. Too busy hunting turrs and tailin' slips to catch rabbits.

8. Dim Iraqis don't like Canadian by's.

7.Did ya know Saddam's name turned around is "Mad Ass". Dat's funny!

6. No moose to shoot over der'.

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All Newfies gotta take an obstacle course around Newfoundland and Labrador. They gotta go from St. John's to Port aux Basques, then back to Corner Brook, then to St. Anthony, where they swim across the channel to Labrador. From there dey' go to Goose Bay, Labrador City, and swim across the channel to Newfieland</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/NewfieJokesAndAllDaFunniestPictures/~3/aITe6_vel1E/funny-newfie-version-of-survivor.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YvR3Rt9KUz0/Tt5-hlY9O8I/AAAAAAAABuA/uWNCIBq2UzU/s72-c/bike_bicycle_lock_funny_lol.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vsw4E2WtZNZ-LNr8PX0x6Odsj7w/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vsw4E2WtZNZ-LNr8PX0x6Odsj7w/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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The taxi driver said, "Don't ever dat again by'. You scared the livin' daylights outta me by'."

The passenger apologized and said he as sorry, he didn't expect da driver to be scared so much.

The taxi driver replied, "Not </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/NewfieJokesAndAllDaFunniestPictures/~3/VwohLA70VBA/funny-newfie-cab-driver-joke-and.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gli3blfitbA/Tt5-hgWqaNI/AAAAAAAABt0/6CchtRbGebw/s72-c/cab_driver_funny_picture_stjohns.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iCA5gN4Nf3YYe2N1OnRs3wN7oIk/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iCA5gN4Nf3YYe2N1OnRs3wN7oIk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/NewfieJokesAndAllDaFunniestPictures/~4/VwohLA70VBA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/12/funny-newfie-cab-driver-joke-and.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-8075821557175597219</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 17:01:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-12-11T09:03:36.194-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">newfie joke</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">funny picture</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">funny joke</category><title>Newfie Snowstorm Picture and Funny Fishing Joke</title><atom:summary>Four married gentlemen go fishing. One of them was a Newfie. After an hour, the following conversation took place.

First guy: " You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy: " that's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/NewfieJokesAndAllDaFunniestPictures/~4/50jkADWVUSE" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/12/newfie-snowstorm-picture-and-funny.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-4101293159957709713</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 12:33:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-12-10T04:33:51.919-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">newfie joke</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">funny picture</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">funny joke</category><title>Funny Newfie Joke - Throwing Away Nails</title><atom:summary>Throwing Away Nails 
Two newfies are building a shed. One newf is putting on siding. The newfie nails one nail in a throws the other away. He nails another in with his hammer, then tosses the other. After awhile the other comes over and says..." We needs those nails by' ... why throw them away?" The newfie says, "Every one were pointed at the wrong side." The other newfie gets mad and says, "You </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/NewfieJokesAndAllDaFunniestPictures/~3/qUZM5jBiL0M/funny-newfie-joke-throwing-away-nails.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_GPMi9dpGeI/Tt5-igkqaeI/AAAAAAAABus/XUO3ipv4Vcw/s72-c/newfie_limo_limosine_funny_picture.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4M1m-rqT_1PhNr3Hd9LHp8ErQT4/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4M1m-rqT_1PhNr3Hd9LHp8ErQT4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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Three men died on Christmas Eve and dey' were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The man frum Nova Scotia fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

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A brand new hitched Newfie sailor is told by the Canadian Armed Forces that they wants him to go fight the war in Iraq for 2 full years. A long time after he gets there he gets to a missin' his new wifey, so he writes her a love letter.

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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/NewfieJokesAndAllDaFunniestPictures/~4/vSSCGaaEmM8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/12/hitched-newfie-sailor-funny-newfie-joke.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-3224574475762436268</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Dec 2011 04:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-12-04T11:41:07.681-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">lol</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">simpsons</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">homer simpson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">cartoon</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">funny joke</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">funny</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">funny pictures</category><title>Funny Homer Simpson Sayings and Funny Simpsons Picture!</title><atom:summary>

Funny Homer Simpson Quotes!


All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder. 
'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key? 
I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? 
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
Oh, </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/NewfieJokesAndAllDaFunniestPictures/~3/M2oarCDZe0Y/funny-homer-simpson-sayings-and-funny.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-T5c81qxlbjg/Tp7Cfn9aR2I/AAAAAAAAAdA/6FKgTu56YzU/s72-c/caption-funny-hard-homer-homer-simpson.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ETe3viZ2Jh7Sa1RbfUpQOX6lNSk/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ETe3viZ2Jh7Sa1RbfUpQOX6lNSk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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Two Newfoundlanders, one of them old and and the other young, push their shopping carts around Home Hardware and bang into each other.

The older one says to the younger, "I'm very sorry. I was distracted while looking for the wife, wans't paying attention."

The young Newfie says, "I'm looking for mine too! That's a coincidence!"

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I'll be dere d'rackly
(I'll be there right away)

What a snarl!!
(extreme mess)

Well we rolled at dat; well we handy 'bout died
(Found something extremely funny)

What a feed
(a great meal)


More Funny Newfie Sayings

You can forget 'bout dat, ol' man
(annoyed with what someone just said)

Who knit ya?
(Where did you come from? or Who made you?)


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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/NewfieJokesAndAllDaFunniestPictures/~4/OwYfMqqufp4" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/12/funny-newfoundland-sayings.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-3349897827910463426</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 05:53:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-12-01T21:53:31.958-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">funny newfie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">newfie joke</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">skipper</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">newfie boat</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">funny joke</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">newfie picture</category><title>Skipper Died Newfie Joke</title><atom:summary>Skipper Died Funny Newfie Joke
When Buddyfeller went to the newspaper to submit a notice in the obituaries, the clerk asked Buddyfeller if he had some stuff to say about his friend Skipper.

'Skipper died' is enough to put der'."

"Is that it?" asked the clerk.

" You know there's lots to say about your friend.... but if money is the issue, the first 5 words are completely free"

Buddyfeller </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/NewfieJokesAndAllDaFunniestPictures/~3/Z78kOChZ938/skipper-died-newfie-joke.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SEp-XlB7ZmM/Tthm9QNsN3I/AAAAAAAABgE/5lF6DNzVRrE/s72-c/redneck_boat_newfie_funny_picture_laugh.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6_7-3QnwlaD-rDOtMWSwzZequI0/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6_7-3QnwlaD-rDOtMWSwzZequI0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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"Got none atall'," said the first Newfie. 
"Well, if your gonna go fishing, you needs fisherman licenses by's," exclaimed the Game Warden. 
"But Mr. officer," said the second Newfie, "we weren't fishing. We gots magnets near the end</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/NewfieJokesAndAllDaFunniestPictures/~3/M-Arjva_CNA/funny-newfie-joke-newfie-fishing-joke.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-q5b1eWxMjxM/TtawZN1mYSI/AAAAAAAABdE/SN5eomnPWjc/s72-c/trippy-gifs-fingers_hands_video_funny.gif" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8xEurQfqVP9wqtE-KRHh8XpUI7k/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8xEurQfqVP9wqtE-KRHh8XpUI7k/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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Newfoundland Wife Duties - Funny Newfie Joke!
Three men from Ontario were sitting together one day bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. 

The first man had married a woman from Quebec and had told her that she was going to have to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/NewfieJokesAndAllDaFunniestPictures/~3/Utl5dKgnlDk/newfoundland-wife-duties-funny-newfie.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dBeALxS9X9U/TtP6A8TZXeI/AAAAAAAABYk/G86lCvGu-tc/s72-c/signs_funny_man_speaks_forest_woman.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/V0AWHMgRIr5xtOCnL3qCM04GU_g/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/V0AWHMgRIr5xtOCnL3qCM04GU_g/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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I was testing the children in my Newfoundland Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

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A Newfie riding his Harley along the TCH just outside of Port aux Basque when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,  'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you  one wish.'


The Newfie pulled over and replied, 'Build a bridge to North Sydney so I </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/NewfieJokesAndAllDaFunniestPictures/~3/88gZhEUv-FE/bridge-to-north-sydney-funny-newfie.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jCfz-LIeAlcMGmwzfTswQ1YRjLI/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jCfz-LIeAlcMGmwzfTswQ1YRjLI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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This guy was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a terrible rain storm. The night was rolling and no cars were on the road. The storm was so strong the guy could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car come toward </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/NewfieJokesAndAllDaFunniestPictures/~3/u5XCiiEjsVk/scary-newfie-ghost-story-lol-hilarious.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LPwKI5EQpKQ/Ts5-dQseShI/AAAAAAAABPk/bXb6-oPSg7I/s72-c/True-Love-Newfie-Style_moose_kiss_funny_picture_newfoundland_snow_canada_humor.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LKbGtYwC-cf7WtS63bL6IOHwR0I/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LKbGtYwC-cf7WtS63bL6IOHwR0I/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/NewfieJokesAndAllDaFunniestPictures/~4/u5XCiiEjsVk" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/11/scary-newfie-ghost-story-lol-hilarious.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-8225535219246487725</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 19:07:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-11-25T03:48:58.184-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">labrador</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">newfie joke</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">newfoundland</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">horseshoes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">texas</category><title>Funny Newfie Horseshoes Picture and Blind Newfie!</title><atom:summary>Blind Newfie in the Swimming Pool (Toilet?) Funny Joke
There once was a blind Newfoundlander who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar.
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Policeman: ‘When I saw you coming round that bend I thought, “Forty-five at least”.’Woman driver: ‘Well, I always look older in this hat.’
“We bumped into some old friends yesterday, my wife was driving.”
Wife: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor.”Husband: “Water in the carburettor? That’s plain daft.”Wife: “I’m telling you the car has water in</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/NewfieJokesAndAllDaFunniestPictures/~3/SPNqgXqqLG0/woman-drivers-hilarious-pic-and-funny.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BVAP576bocc/TswCf61EG6I/AAAAAAAABJI/RTqI39KfCj0/s72-c/seatbelts_less_accidents_funny_picture_image_lol_cartoon.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8AaEkrnoJ0HeEKtpZy9i9Rb-iQY/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8AaEkrnoJ0HeEKtpZy9i9Rb-iQY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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What is Internet Explorer?One of the most amazing tools for downloading Google Chrome.
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/NewfieJokesAndAllDaFunniestPictures/~4/NSyP_uJJp6c" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://newfiejoke.blogspot.com/2011/11/google-chrome-gun-comparison-funny.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108475079613241244.post-4331818454665161466</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 20:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-11-25T03:48:32.275-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">genie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Toronto</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">newfie joke</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">quebec</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">humor</category><title>The Genie, Newfie, Quebecer , and Torontonian - Funny Newfie Joke!!</title><atom:summary>There are three guys walking together, a Newfie, a Quebecer , and a Torontonian. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out, "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes."
So the Newfie says "I am a fisherman, my dad's a fisherman, and his dad was a fisherman, and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish" 'POOF' the oceans were full ( of fish that is).
The Quebecer </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/NewfieJokesAndAllDaFunniestPictures/~3/8YDsLaXbhhE/genie-newfie-quebecer-and-torontonian.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tL0YXh0fY3gg8oIw-cJfy31GfjU/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tL0YXh0fY3gg8oIw-cJfy31GfjU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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A Torontrian, a Nova Scotian, and an old Newfie went into a bar and each ordered a beer. Each found a fly in their beer.
The Torontrian looked in his beer and said, "Hey bartender I have a fly in my beer. Give me another beer."
The Nova Scotian looked in his beer, found the fly, reached in an picked it out and continued drinking.
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A Newfoundland doctor wanted to find out what the best method of birth control was, so he surveyed three of his patients as to what method they used. The first patient says, "We're Catholic so we can't use it." "How many children do you have?" "Twelve." The second patient says, "We use the rhythm &amp; IUD methods, and we have 6 children." The third female patient (six foot tall) says, "We use the</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/NewfieJokesAndAllDaFunniestPictures/~3/iJVkJ5js8C4/funny-newfie-baby-joke-and-picture.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-U5YxvABFaS8/TsZ29NIrNxI/AAAAAAAAA48/6ZKuUzWGiA8/s72-c/baby_picture_photo_eyes_funny_pic_image_humor.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fwfIrL7gF6WKnan2sIgJj8hiL3U/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fwfIrL7gF6WKnan2sIgJj8hiL3U/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.

Garbage </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/NewfieJokesAndAllDaFunniestPictures/~3/A1d-ursCF_8/if-men-ruled-world-funny-joke.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Graham Matthews)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WR7tFQAGHPUhZVng4uAltxVUWKI/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WR7tFQAGHPUhZVng4uAltxVUWKI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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- You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup.
- The mosquitoes have landing lights.
- You have 10 favourite recipes for bottled moose.
- You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
- Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.
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Two newfs are driving, both enjoying a bottle of black horse, when a cop pulls them over.  The newf in the passenger seat says "he's got us now by, what are we gonna do?". 

The driver assures the passenger that they have nothing to worry about and tells him to follow his lead and say nothing. 

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