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We have been silenced by a vast media http://newsdirect-aningeniousname.blogspot.com/2009/05/news-direct-meets-bloke-who-just.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Aningeniousname)5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4612458342459696888.post-6232446409687932567Sun, 21 Dec 2008 12:56:00 +00002009-01-19T09:23:05.716+00:00bono u2 christ jesus bible africabritney spears pop vagina solo musicWe here in the News direct offices have spent many, many, many, many, many countless weeks racking our collective brains to try to come up with a star interview that would be appropriate to this season of peace and good will and after considering and then rejecting, Vice president Cheney, the Yorkshire ripper's brother and Duncan from Blue, we decided to go with Mel Gibson.News direct-Melvin, http://newsdirect-aningeniousname.blogspot.com/2008/12/news-direct-meets-mel-gibson.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Aningeniousname)10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4612458342459696888.post-4881347407531381111Mon, 24 Nov 2008 12:15:00 +00002008-11-24T20:44:04.761+00:00hitler war nazi ladyboy transgender gay auschwitz east germany berlin"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. 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But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."Donald Rumsfeld, chief chicken hawk and war criminal http://newsdirect-aningeniousname.blogspot.com/2008/11/is-there-anybody-there.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Aningeniousname)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4612458342459696888.post-348927578112801062Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:00:00 +00002008-11-14T23:20:31.771+00:00keanu reeves movies hollywood table sony pictures film cinemaAfter the humiliating debacle of the Reese "Chinny" Witherspoon interview I am pleased to be able to announce that News direct is finally back on track interviewing the people that matter, the movers and shakers of our 21st century world.Today's honoured guest is none other than Sir James Dyson, inventor of the.....coloured plastic vacuum cleaner and other coloured plastic ...errrrr....stuff.Not http://newsdirect-aningeniousname.blogspot.com/2008/10/news-direct-meets-sir-james-dyson.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Aningeniousname)9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4612458342459696888.post-3361838078668750709Wed, 15 Oct 2008 13:11:00 +00002008-10-21T14:24:30.182+00:00britney spears pop vagina solo musiccoke cocaine atalanta recipe drink soda african american bushSometimes mother nature can be a cruel and sadistic jester. 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Julius's father, Dave Caesar, was at the time of Julius's birth known to have been running http://newsdirect-aningeniousname.blogspot.com/2008/09/great-figures-in-history-julius-caesar.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Aningeniousname)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4612458342459696888.post-6846507512677678983Wed, 03 Sep 2008 11:05:00 +00002008-10-28T16:07:15.158+00:00religion jesus christ church god mystic bible mystery cairo harvardAs regular readers will know we here at News direct are continually striving to give our valued readership the very best in not just global news and opinion but also top notch interviews with the world's movers and shakers in the fields of politics, art, science, show business and sport.So it is a little embarrassing to have to announce that todays interview is with Hollywood "super star" Reese "http://newsdirect-aningeniousname.blogspot.com/2008/09/news-direct-meets-reese-witherspoon.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Aningeniousname)5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4612458342459696888.post-1928734335710617650Mon, 01 Sep 2008 12:29:00 +00002008-09-01T19:47:21.458+00:00hitler war nazi ladyboy transgender gay auschwitz east germany berlinyorkshireMan is a simple creature, he works, he eats, he drinks, he sleeps and he has done this with a monotonous clockwork rhythm ever since the mist shrouded beginnings of recorded time.Is it an inbuilt metronome that swings him into these daily actions? 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It's nice be back home wherehttp://newsdirect-aningeniousname.blogspot.com/2008/03/news-direct-meets-dalai-lama.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Aningeniousname)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4612458342459696888.post-7573030157606637450Sat, 15 Mar 2008 13:24:00 +00002008-11-13T16:08:43.256+00:00beerenglandfunnyhumoryorkshireHull- Standing quietly on the muddy banks of the vast Humber estuary, The city of Kingston upon Hull has a reputation forged through centuries of under achievement and downright weirdness as a strange wind torn, almost forgotten corner of England. 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