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Shoes thrown at Bush on Iraq trip

2008-12-14T21:14:00.001+00:00

Shoe bomber fails again!

Child food adverts 'misleading'

2008-12-14T14:44:00.001+00:00

New labeling to read 'Not made from Children'.

Star Wars becomes stage spectacle

2008-12-14T14:39:00.001+00:00

Theatre-goers upset at missing Scenes I-III.

Dizzee Rascal held in 'bat' probe

2008-12-14T14:38:00.000+00:00

Rapper has to be held down to be probed with bat.

Tajik alarm after Moscow murder

2008-12-14T14:36:00.000+00:00

New Tajik Alarm only £9.99 from JML.

Bush makes farewell visit to Iraq

2008-12-14T14:29:00.000+00:00

Bush makes his farewell apology.

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2008-07-14T18:16:00.002+01:00

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Six firms fined in tobacco probe

2008-07-12T16:15:00.001+01:00

Cigarette firms told to stop making probes from tobacco. (Aliens don't like it)

Thompson rejects calls to cut BBC

2008-07-12T16:09:00.001+01:00

Thatcherite authors report on cutting Labour's powers, edit. the BBC.

Zimbabwe hails sanctions failure

2008-07-12T16:05:00.001+01:00

Russia "Your shield shall never be built!"
China "Our weapons shipments must get through!"
Zimbabwe "Spplerghh!"

M&S defends 'tax on bigger bras'

2008-07-11T14:48:00.001+01:00

M&S first high street shop to target obese customers.

China bans dog from Olympic menu

2008-07-11T14:46:00.000+01:00

And human rights.

Davis 'could play role in future'

2008-07-11T11:06:00.001+01:00

Screenplay has David Davis playing a bread roll in a distant dystopian future.

Super village plan gets go-ahead

2008-07-11T11:04:00.000+01:00

Also known as a town.

Polygamist leader 'seriously ill'

2008-07-10T11:47:00.000+01:00

Looks like the mothers-in-law have found out.

Pledge to reflect Wales on screen

2008-07-10T11:39:00.001+01:00

More anti-English programmes urged.

I'm an older Heathcliff, says PM

2008-07-10T11:37:00.001+01:00

PM admits he's a domestic abuser, and has ideas of digging up dead lovers.

'New CJD type' discovered in US

2008-07-10T11:33:00.000+01:00

President Bush's dementia finally identified.

Anne Robinson banned from driving

2008-07-10T11:27:00.000+01:00

You are the weakest driver, goodbye.

Meals take-up rises in primaries

2008-07-10T10:33:00.001+01:00

Healthier meals on the up in England, but Scotland still wallows in its obese young.

Robert Downey Jr 'to play Holmes'

2008-07-10T10:30:00.001+01:00

Actor chosen for his cocaine habit.

Job shortage for unskilled youths

2008-07-10T09:33:00.002+01:00

But the Armed Forces are always looking for recruits.

Moon's interior 'did hold water'

2008-07-10T09:30:00.001+01:00

All based on the assumption that they actually travelled to the moon to collect them.

Flock shocked by 'tramp' minister

2008-07-10T09:27:00.002+01:00

Congregation lacking any 'Good Samaritans' shamed by imaginative minister.

Sheridan's wife cleared of theft

2008-07-10T09:22:00.002+01:00

Gail Sheridan raises a miniature glass to her innocence.