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Miquita Oliver Declared Bankrupt After Dancing And Revelling In The Night.

Mike D. Wheeler — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 15:26:08 +0000

Can you file for bankruptcy and stick an ex boyfriend with the balance? No, says the Inland Revenue you cannot. Former T4 presenter Miquita Oliver has filed for bankruptcy after being unable to pay her tax bill. The revenue has not claimed Miquita was an alcholic or a drug addict nor have they said that she became [...]

Victoria Beckham In Pants.

Mike D. Wheeler — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 13:34:51 +0000

If I see a pig today then I swear, I’m going to kick it for doing this to Posh Beckham because it looks like she’s having another “I’m so fat nightmare”again. Victoria is back in The Daily Mail today and wearing a pair of pants that really should be worn as a cape, either when drunk [...]

Blind Item: Which Member Of The Royal Family ….

Mike D. Wheeler — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 15:56:10 +0000

Welcome to the end of the slowest week in the history of the universe. Seriously, if I’m humping Blind Items around on a Friday then you can take it to mean that The Only way Is Essex has taken over the country and we are all doomed to die a very slow death. Right then. [...]

Georgina Dorsett: Bikini.

Mike D. Wheeler — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:09:44 +0000

Yes you too can Google ‘GEORGINA DORSETT BIKINI’ and find this picture. It’s the only one so I have a feeling someone will soon report it for being a used bikini. Yes, while your lazy was sprawled over your velour sofa in torn trackies and half a shirt the rest of us were scouring the web [...]

John Terry Sacked as England captain.

Mike D. Wheeler — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 10:56:32 +0000

I guess if you’re going to be sacked for creating a scandal it may as well be a racial abuse scandal. John Terry has just been sacked as England captain. The Football Association’s David Bernstien told John of the move a few moments ago and it is thought to be because of the continuing controvercy [...]

Clemmie Moody Reveals What’s Really in David Beckham’s Pants

Mike D. Wheeler — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 09:24:09 +0000

Unless you’re the person in charge of writing The Daily Mirror’s celebrity page you probably won’t see the word pants in your place of work. Clemmie Moody on the other hand either has Tourette’s or she’s the kind of boss who uses pants to spice up her bland afternoon news conferences. Clammie Moody (typo I know) seems [...]

The Next Spice Girl Collection.

Mike D. Wheeler — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 17:48:10 +0000

Quick Rule Of Thumb: See Gerri Halliwell – Be Positive. Which means if they ever turn this site into a book it’ll be about half a page long. Since schools are now teaching our children to have gaylusions of grandeur, to hate religion and love abortions the red white and blue on Gerri’s Union Jack will [...]

Natasha Giggs – You In Danger Girl.

Mike D. Wheeler — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 10:12:01 +0000

Natasha Giggs better set her Twitter settings to auto-respond with a link to chewable Valium for any tweet containing the words @jersey_justin death kill or die. Yup, the mental asylum has an empty crib-cage today because after sharpening his baby rattle @jersey_Justin has ran off into the countryside and turned his school poems into adorable death threats. He’s then been [...]

Kate Middleton puppy pictures.

Mike D. Wheeler — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 22:19:59 +0000

When I went out this morning to watch my dog pee like a girl, (lazy sob won’t lift his leg), I thought about Prince William and Kate Middleton’s new puppy. Personally Kate and William don’t do it for me. Looking at them makes me feel like I’ve been slapped in the face with a pair of [...]

Natalie’s Hairway To Heaven!

Mike D. Wheeler — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 10:12:55 +0000

I used to think Natalie Cassidy had the personality of a micro-waved dinner from Iceland but I was wrong! Natalie does have a personality and all of it says desperate. Now desperate is complete because Natalie has the hairstyle of the future. I love it! Now you too can have the hair of a dancing fist pumper, [...]