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Cheryl Cole: What Is That ???

Mike D. Wheeler — Mon, 21 May 2012 12:27:06 +0000

Well well well. Cheryl Cole has finally got me down on my knees and worshiping at her pristinely exquisite feet. She can pick that muppety looking train up knowing that the PR girls at the Cannes film Festival have brushed the red carpet ahead of her and that her dress won’t be sliding across the dirty [...]

Rest in Peace – Robin Gibb 1949 – 2012

Mike D. Wheeler — Mon, 21 May 2012 08:40:51 +0000

The sound you hear is Dwina Gibb’s world crashing down around her because the one true soulmate she had in the world is now hip shimmying with the angels. Yes, Bee Gees singer Robin Gibb has lost his battle with cancer. He left our world last night on a sparkling disco ball and went to join Donna Summer [...]

You Guess I Guess, Who Is This? (19-05-2012)

Mike D. Wheeler — Sat, 19 May 2012 17:41:26 +0000

Today’s You Guess I Guess is brought to you courtesy of my 85 year-old father. This weekend my younger brother and I took our poor old Dad from a hospital in Oxford to his final home. A private residential care kind of a home from which he will never return and from which he will [...]

X Factor: Desperate Cowell Signs “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy” Rod Stewart.

Mike D. Wheeler — Sat, 19 May 2012 12:38:52 +0000

If you’re really into old Hobbit porn then you’re gonna love this, because one of the old trees from the Wizard of Oz has just signed up as a judge for this season’s X Factor. Nobody saw that coming. Yes it true, according to the Daily Mirror today desperate Simon Cowell (who couldn’t sign a suicide [...]

Angkookrat Warangnama: A Very Fine Swan Indeed.

Mike D. Wheeler — Sat, 19 May 2012 10:36:16 +0000

Just when you thought Angkookrat Warangnama was a name that could launch a thousand LOLs we discover that the words beauty, elegance and class have got together and kicked OMG up a notch. Yes Angkoorakrat has just beaten hundreds of women to make it into the final of Brighton’s Next Hot Model contest. However for Angkookrat, known on the circuit as Toon, [...]

Wayne Rooney And The Wedding Ring In A Compost Heap.

Mike D. Wheeler — Sat, 19 May 2012 07:07:04 +0000

Flammable hair, elegant dresses, graceful moves and slapper-sloppa antics were all part of the theme for this beautiful trash heap of tarnished femininity at the Tryst night club in Las Vegas the other evening. And who should be there to witness this visual onslaught of demure elegance and refined sophistication? Yes that’s right, none other than the ginger [...]

You guess, I Guess. Who Is This?

Mike D. Wheeler — Fri, 18 May 2012 13:11:22 +0000

Quick Programming Announcement: Hids, my significant other, has now left Los Angeles and is currently scooting across the Atlantic at around 500mph. (according to flight-tracker). She’s probably throwing a “My-Coffee’s-Cold” induced melodramatic bitchy fit at the Virgin flight attendant right now. This is my last post for today because I’m about to fire up the hot [...]

The Voice. Jessie J – Fighting With A Fairy Story.

Mike D. Wheeler — Fri, 18 May 2012 11:42:25 +0000

Today the role of random act of stupidity will be played by this story which slipped out of a BBC Blackberry yesterday. BBC One controller Danny Cohen is desperately trying to keep a sparkle shining from his crazy vajazzle diamond otherwise known as The Voice. Danny knows his pet show isn’t doing too well in the ratings and is [...]

Kelly and John – Damage Limitation.

Mike D. Wheeler — Fri, 18 May 2012 08:36:39 +0000

Until John Travolta comes zooming out of the closet shouting “I’m gay and proud” Kelly Preston probably won’t believe that searching Google’s keywords for John, Travolta, gay or sex all come back with scandal, spa,scientology and [you're being a] stupid cow. My guess is that John has come home with short and curlies in his teeth for [...]

Disco Died Today. Rest In Peace Donna Summer. 1948-2012.

Mike D. Wheeler — Thu, 17 May 2012 21:09:51 +0000

Some people say it was either Madonna or 70′s porno music that killed the disco but was it really? Just think of the song they always play at the end of every wedding you’ve ever been to. It’s today the disco ball finally stopped spinning, it stopped because Donna Summer passed away this afternoon and [...]