“The innuendos and lies that have appeared on the Internet and in the National Enquirer concerning John Edwards are not true, completely unfounded and ridiculous.”

“Policy makers who know the right thing to do run up against a wall set up all around them by the lobbyists and the special interests and the defenders of the status quo.” “And the only way we are going to break out of this trap is by mobilizing public opinion with a clear vision of exactly what is at stake for our county.”“That’s my highest and best use in pubic life.”

Gore added:

“I’m trying to serve in other ways.” “I could be wrong about the decision that going back into government is not the right thing to do. … But this feels like the right thing for me to be doing.”“Time for policymakers and candidates to say to the American people what they already know: Gimmicks are not going to work.”

ANNCR: Barack Obama never held a single Senate hearing on Afghanistan.
He hasn’t been to Iraq in years.
He voted against funding our troops.
Positions that helped him win his nomination. Now Obama is changing to help himself become president.
John McCain has always supported our troops and the surge that’s working.
McCain. Country first.
JOHN MCCAIN: I’m John McCain and I approve this message.

Ryan is “spirited,” while Leo is “laid back.”"I imagine sitting in a playground where the other mothers will call me crazy when I tell them the boys are twins.”

The maternity ward’s head doctor, Birgit Weber,told the news media:

“The first baby that was born, Ryan, has light skin and blue eyes. His brother, Leo, is dark-skinned with brown eyes.”"None of us could believe it.” “Both kids have definitely the same father.”

Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, ‘Where is that marvelous ape?’

Today,Ben Smith from Politico did an article about McNotFunny’s “sense of humor” to revive the story John’s campaign replied with:

“He’s long said that he’s said and done things in the past that he regrets.”"You’ve just got to move on and be yourself — that’s what people want. They want somebody who’s authentic, and this kind of stuff is a good example of McCain being McCain.”

“calls subliminal attention to left-hemisphere brain processes — associated with logic, verbal acuity, and ‘activities traditionally attributed to masculinity in our culture’ — and tends to be regarded as natural for men.” “Similarly, parting one’s hair on the right evokes right-hemisphere processes — associated with visual, artistic, and musical skills, and ‘nonlinear tasks traditionally attributed to femininity in our culture’ — and tends to be regarded as natural for women.”

“I am deeply saddened and distressed by the pain and sorrow that I have caused as a result of my hurtful words. I apologize again to Senator Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, their children as well as to the American public.”
“There really is no justification for my comments and I hope the Obama family and the American public will forgive me.
“I also pray that we, as a nation, can move on to address the real issues that affect the American people.”