tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8931463066406332644Wed, 06 Nov 2024 02:44:04 +0000miscelleneousauckwardFUGITIVEwomenAnimalscelebrityLAWpervertAdvertisementsGOVERNMENTJunkieDRUNKOLD PEOPLESciencemarriageFAITHALIENCHEFSlawyerFACEBOOKHusbandIndiaSTYLEcouplepoliceAPPLICATION FORMArtistGAMESModelVijay MallyaWierd Sexfamilykidsproposalsnowmansuperheroweird factshttp://humourwithinnews.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)Blogger298125en-usnonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8931463066406332644.post-1468366927832210597Thu, 16 Apr 2015 13:17:00 +00002015-04-16T06:17:04.837-07:00weird facts9 showering mistakes .That can hurt you. Showering. You do it several times a week, if not every day, but all that soaping, lathering, rinsing, and luxuriating may be doing your skin a serious disservice. “The biggest problem we see for older patients is dry skin and itching, and that progresses to eczema,” says Patricia Farris, M.D., a dermatologist in New Orleans and Clinical http://humourwithinnews.blogspot.com/2015/04/9-showering-mistakes-that-can-hurt-you.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8931463066406332644.post-990540155315064244Mon, 13 Apr 2015 04:35:00 +00002015-04-12T21:35:21.440-07:00pervertAccused Serial Train Masturbator Tetsuya Fukuda Admits Harassing More Than 100 Women Tetsuya Fukuda This guy's a real jerk. Police in Japan arrested Tetsuya Fukuda, 40, on Thursday after matching his DNA to a sample of semen taken off of an 18-year-old schoolgirl's skirt in December, according to Asahi Shimbun. Once in custody, Fukuda admitted to doing the same thing to other women on the Japan http://humourwithinnews.blogspot.com/2015/04/accused-serial-train-masturbator.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8931463066406332644.post-6550517934467251317Thu, 09 Apr 2015 02:57:00 +00002015-04-08T19:57:36.953-07:00AnimalsGoat not ghost responsible for turning lights on in barn Jake, who lives at Coleg Cambria's Northop campus really knows how to use his head A farm animal fooled college staff into thinking they were being haunted by ghosts. Turning off lights to save energy is common practice at Coleg Cambria's Northop campus in North east Wales yet caretakers kept reporting lights were regularly being left on inhttp://humourwithinnews.blogspot.com/2015/04/goat-not-ghost-responsible-for-turning.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8931463066406332644.post-7828177893976049251Thu, 09 Apr 2015 02:44:00 +00002015-04-08T19:44:51.566-07:00women Woman makes money farting and eating for men on camera Meet Sarah Reign, the woman who makes money out of eating food and farting on camera for men. The 26-year-old, from New York, is described as a ‘feedee’ and she says she earns around £1,000 a month through her second job. Her main job is as a security guard at a factory. She will eat chocolate cake and smear it over her facehttp://humourwithinnews.blogspot.com/2015/04/woman-makes-money-farting-and-eating.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8931463066406332644.post-7583580304523429021Thu, 09 Apr 2015 02:27:00 +00002015-04-08T19:27:16.952-07:00GOVERNMENTChina to document its tourists behaving badly China will keep records of "uncivilized" behavior by its tourists for up to two years, the country's tourism agency said on Tuesday, to combat a spate of incidents abroad in recent years which it said reflected badly on the country's image. Bad behavior included violating customs, destroying public infrastructure and historic sites, causing http://humourwithinnews.blogspot.com/2015/04/china-to-document-its-tourists-behaving.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8931463066406332644.post-6399051785574988181Wed, 08 Apr 2015 06:42:00 +00002015-04-07T23:42:52.600-07:00Animals World's biggest rabbit gets ready to give up his title - to his own giant son Dad Darius measures 4ft 4in long and three-and-a half-stone but will soon have to hand over the crown to his giant baby son Jeff 5933 Shares That's some Easter bunny. Meet the giant 3' 8'' rabbit The world’s biggest bunny has got growing competition for his heavyweight title this Easter – from his own son. http://humourwithinnews.blogspot.com/2015/04/world-biggest-rabbit-gets-ready-to-give.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8931463066406332644.post-4667930514735019760Tue, 07 Apr 2015 15:12:00 +00002015-04-07T08:12:47.186-07:00FUGITIVEwomenPlane passenger caught with 'zoo' in her suitcase including snakes, turtles and LEOPARD The menagerie of exotic animals had been flown 6,515 miles from Indonesia to Moscow via the Middle East Customs seized 55 snakes, 35 lizards, seven turtles, six lemurs, and two monkeys all stuffed into the suitcase of a female traveller, it was revealed today. Two baby crocodiles died en route from Jakarta to http://humourwithinnews.blogspot.com/2015/04/plane-passenger-caught-with-in-her.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8931463066406332644.post-6013341771345694063Tue, 07 Apr 2015 03:48:00 +00002015-04-06T21:48:37.567-07:00Wierd Sex Man dies during sex with scarecrow he dressed in lipstick and long-haired wig 03 April 2015 11:28 AM Alex Wellman The rotting remains of Jose Alberto, whose neighbours said was a loner, were found in his home 16687 Shares Scarecrow.jpgSlimmer_jimmer/Flickr Dead: The man was found dead next to a dressed up scarecrow he had pleasure himself with A man was found dead in his home after having sex http://humourwithinnews.blogspot.com/2015/04/man-does-while-having-sex-with-scarecrow.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8931463066406332644.post-7768008606883690758Thu, 14 Aug 2014 02:45:00 +00002014-08-13T19:45:29.350-07:00Model   This Playboy model is auctioning her virginity... again! A 21-year-old Brazilian woman who auctioned off her virginity online for $780,000 last year now says she wants to sell it again as the deal was never consummated. In October last year, Catarina Migliorini took part in an online auction as part of the 'Virgins Wanted' documentary organized by Australian filmmaker Justin Sisely.http://humourwithinnews.blogspot.com/2014/08/this-playboy-model-is-auctioning-her.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8931463066406332644.post-5807592203370403457Thu, 14 Aug 2014 02:39:00 +00002014-08-24T21:24:57.910-07:00ArtistA kinky artist by the name 'Boobie Painter' has made artwork using her breasts. Marcey Hawk applies paint to her breasts and then presses them against her canvases in different directions to create her eye-catching pieces which have been bought by celebs such as Russell Brand and Hugh Hefner, the Daily Star reported. She said that her art is meant to be intimate, erotic, explorative and unique http://humourwithinnews.blogspot.com/2014/08/the-painter.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8931463066406332644.post-3231883209300259771Tue, 12 Aug 2014 14:13:00 +00002014-08-12T07:13:37.993-07:00auckwardWeird Dream Inspires Japanese Woman To Author Bestselling Toe-Penis Book “The Apprenticeship of Big Toe P,” written by Japanese author Rieko Matsuura, follows Kazumi, a young woman who sets out on a quest of sexual self-discovery after waking up one morning with a penis on her foot. Her boyfriend tries pressuring Kazumi into amputating the mysterious organ, but instead she runs away, http://humourwithinnews.blogspot.com/2014/08/weird-dream-inspires-japanese-woman-to.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8931463066406332644.post-709074814400166583Tue, 12 Aug 2014 13:45:00 +00002014-08-12T06:45:31.414-07:00FUGITIVEMan Burns His House Down Because Wife Prepared Dinner Late You don’t like Guy Edward Jones when he’s hungry. Jones, 60, of West Virginia, allegedly set fire to his home after arguing with his wife Beverly over why his dinner wasn’t prepared. After returning from a night of drinking, Jones became enraged to find his dinner not yet on the table. When the fight escalated, Mrs. http://humourwithinnews.blogspot.com/2014/08/man-burns-his-house-down-because-wife.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8931463066406332644.post-3480309625453259169Mon, 11 Aug 2014 12:46:00 +00002014-08-11T05:46:16.596-07:00CHEFSItalian Pizzerias Suspected Of Firing Ovens With Coffin Wood Dug Up From Cemeteries Some cooks like to fire their ovens with apple wood. Some prefer hickory. Others, apparently, like wood from previously buried caskets — it really helps that dead-people flavor set in. Italian prosecutors suspect that pizza shops and restaurants in Naples are firing their ovens with with wood from dug-up http://humourwithinnews.blogspot.com/2014/08/italian-pizzerias-suspected-of-firing.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8931463066406332644.post-3132786932367728189Mon, 11 Aug 2014 12:30:00 +00002014-08-11T05:30:27.271-07:00LAWBritish Grandmother Fined And Put Under Curfew For Selling Goldfish To Minor A 66-year-old grandmother and pet shop owner from Britain is being penalized by law enforcement for selling a goldfish to a 14-year-old boy, violating Britain’s animal protection laws. After a teenager to whom she sold a gerbil previously dropped the animal in a cup of coffee, British investigators set up a ‘http://humourwithinnews.blogspot.com/2014/08/british-grandmother-fined-and-put-under.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8931463066406332644.post-4809221915857191403Mon, 11 Aug 2014 12:22:00 +00002014-08-11T05:22:15.239-07:00FUGITIVEHere’s an amusing way for a burglar to be caught. The above excerpt reads: An Oak Hill community couple discovered a thief in their home Saturday after a man told a joke and heard a laugh upstairs. Source http://humourwithinnews.blogspot.com/2014/08/burglar-fail.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8931463066406332644.post-4429691150793406562Mon, 11 Aug 2014 12:06:00 +00002014-08-24T21:30:41.874-07:00kids Kid sent home from school after ‘nacho in eye’ incident Ollie McAteer Thursday 7 Aug 2014 9:17 pm Share  Share Kid sent home from school after 'nacho in eye' incident Of all the reasons to be sent home from school, this is the most unexpected. Reddit user slothsandstuffyeh posted this absent note his little brother had been given at school after an apparent incident involving a http://humourwithinnews.blogspot.com/2014/08/kid-sent-home-from-school-after-nacho.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8931463066406332644.post-1636002068198813180Tue, 05 Feb 2013 07:58:00 +00002013-02-04T23:58:32.319-08:00miscelleneouswomen 'Dead' woman, 101, wakes up in coffin Mourners couldn't believe their eyes when a 101-year-old woman sat up and spoke - just as she was being put in her coffin. Peng Xiuhua wanted to know why so many people were in her house in Lianjiang, Guangdong province, China. Peng, who lived alone, had taken a tumble and hurt herself so her two daughters, who are in their 70s, were http://humourwithinnews.blogspot.com/2013/02/dead-woman-101-wakes-up-in-coffin.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8931463066406332644.post-1664111246014511601Tue, 05 Feb 2013 07:44:00 +00002013-02-04T23:44:03.724-08:00Advertisementsauckwardmiscelleneous Sacked workers hijack Twitter account Staff at HMV used the company's official Twitter account to announce their own "mass execution" as administrators axed nearly 190 jobs. The first indication that something was amiss came with a tweet that said: "We're tweeting live from HR where we're all being fired! Exciting!!" The next message from the official Twitter feed read: http://humourwithinnews.blogspot.com/2013/02/sacked-workers-hijack-twitter-account.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8931463066406332644.post-4012819791212828301Sun, 03 Feb 2013 17:30:00 +00002013-02-03T09:30:22.704-08:00GOVERNMENT Baby-Making Music: Russian Prez Vladimir Putin Hires Boys II Men To Help Russians Get It On We couldn’t even make this up if we tried: Russian president Vladimir Putin has brought in the big guns to get Russia’s population on the upswing, and has hired Boyz II Men — yes, of “I’ll Make Love To You” fame — to play in the country on February 6. According to the Moscow Times, “http://humourwithinnews.blogspot.com/2013/02/baby-making-music-russian-prez-vladimir.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8931463066406332644.post-1900780238237664017Sun, 03 Feb 2013 17:21:00 +00002013-02-03T09:21:20.803-08:00Animals Alligator found guarding drugs stash An alligator-like reptile called 'Mr Teeth' has been found protecting a stash of marijuana in California. Police found the 5ft caiman guarding £60,000 worth of marijuana inside a tank when they stormed a home in Castro Valley. Caimans, usually found in the wetlands of Central and South America, are close relatives of alligators. http://humourwithinnews.blogspot.com/2013/02/alligator-found-guarding-drugs-stash.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8931463066406332644.post-5745430796333733164Sun, 03 Feb 2013 17:12:00 +00002013-02-03T09:12:29.512-08:00auckwardmiscelleneous Restaurant Owner Gives Lesbian Couple Anti-Gay Letter Married couple Ariel and Shawnee McPhail recently enjoyed a meal at the Stingray Cafe in New Bern, North Carolina. After they settled the bill and were preparing to leave, cafe owner Ed McGovern handed the couple a letter explaining, basically, that God hates gays. The letter read in full: God said in the last http://humourwithinnews.blogspot.com/2013/02/restaurant-owner-gives-lesbian-couple.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8931463066406332644.post-7880175446249405621Sun, 03 Feb 2013 17:06:00 +00002013-02-03T09:06:59.108-08:00Advertisementsauckwardmiscelleneous Applebee’s server fired after posted bill where Pastor stiffs on the tip goes viral An Applebee’s waitress was fired after posting a bill to Reddit on which a Pastor wrote “I give God 10%, why do you get 18%“. On Wednesday 30th January, an Applebee’s waitress posted a photo in Reddit’s /r/atheism section of a bill her co-worker received from a pastor that http://humourwithinnews.blogspot.com/2013/02/applebees-server-fired-after-posted.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8931463066406332644.post-5565014182876184680Sun, 03 Feb 2013 11:23:00 +00002013-02-03T03:23:01.385-08:00Advertisementsauckwardmiscelleneous Web designer takes revenge over unpaid bill Erin Tennant, ninemsn 10:03am February 1, 2013 A screengrab from the Caribbean Dutch Pot Restaurant homepage. Share 54 Email A web designer behind a Jamaican food restaurant has taken revenge over an unpaid bill by pasting a $1500 overdue notice onto the restaurant's http://humourwithinnews.blogspot.com/2013/02/web-designer-takes-revenge-over-unpaid.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8931463066406332644.post-5014285421025189741Sat, 02 Feb 2013 20:02:00 +00002013-02-02T12:02:07.313-08:00auckwardmiscelleneous Man stuck at airport for two months Real life Tom Hanks stuck at Santiago Airport in Chile If you've ever seen the movie 'The Terminal' with Tom Hanks you may be tempted to stay in an airport for a few months earning good cash and getting into a sordid relationship with an extremely hot woman. Unfortunately the reality isn't half as glamorous as Hollywood makes it out to be. Just ask http://humourwithinnews.blogspot.com/2013/02/man-stuck-at-airport-for-two-months.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8931463066406332644.post-806735867011322842Sat, 02 Feb 2013 19:59:00 +00002013-02-02T11:59:37.573-08:00auckwardmiscelleneous Rent a girl's bum as a pillow Tokyo 'cuddle club' allows patrons to rent a Japanese girl to sleep with Heading to Japan on your gap year? Fancy sleeping with a stranger or hiring a human bum pillow for a few minutes? Well now you can! (Don't worry, you don't have to dress up as a gimp to partake - that's just for anonymous video purposes...) Soineya, a 'co-sleeping http://humourwithinnews.blogspot.com/2013/02/rent-girls-bum-as-pillow.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)0