Nibbly Bits!

Nibbly-bits' Special Holiday Diet

2010-12-15T08:16:00.000-05:00

This diet will help you cope with the stress of the holiday season

Breakfast
1 piece of whole wheat toast - no butter
1 poached egg white
8 oz. grapefruit juice

Lunch
2 tomato slices
4 oz. albacore tuna in spring water on plain romain lettuce
2 unsalted crackers
1 cup herb tea
2 Christmas m&m's - 1 red, 1 green

Mid-Afternoon snack:
The rest of the bowl of Christmas m&m's
2 pieces of dry pumpkin pie leftover from thanksgiving
An entire bag of pistachios (purchased as a gift for your boss which you had already wrapped)
A half a fruitcake that you found while unpacking ornaments

Dinner:
1 large bowl of penne pasta with butter and parmesan cheese
3 tall glasses of eggnog each with two shots of brandy
1, 6-piece fried chicken dinner complete with mashed potatoes, gravy and biscuits
12 chocolate covered cherries (also purchased as a gift)

Late Evening Snack:
The last piece of fried chicken - eaten over the sink
1 pint of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia
1 more shot of brandy

Sweet dreams

Shhhhh.

2010-12-13T07:27:00.001-05:00

The holiday iPad post is up!

2010-12-12T09:12:00.000-05:00

OCD Christmas Carol Lyrics.

2010-12-12T08:57:00.000-05:00

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

If you drive me to drink I'll buy the gas!

2010-12-11T13:03:00.000-05:00

Hey! It's time for a hot toddy!

Peanut butter & Jelly in Space

2010-11-12T08:32:00.000-05:00

Okay I just thought this was funny.

Bread slippers :-)

2010-11-12T08:25:00.003-05:00

It's Date Night again!

2010-11-12T08:21:00.000-05:00

Cookie pieces contain no calories.

2010-11-11T07:15:00.000-05:00

The process of breaking them results in calorie leakage.

Super healthy breakfast!

2010-11-10T13:16:00.002-05:00

Peach & Feta!

2010-11-05T09:32:00.000-04:00

Ken's Special Stress Diet

2010-11-04T07:38:00.003-04:00

This diet is designed to help you cope with the
stress that builds up during the day.

Breakfast:
1/2 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
8 oz. skim milk

Lunch:
4 oz. lean broiled chicken breast
1 cup steamed spinach
1 cup herb tea
1 Oreo cookie

Mid-Afternoon snack:
The rest of Oreos in the package
2 pints Rocky Road ice cream, nuts, cherries and whipped cream
1 jar hot fudge sauce

Dinner:
2 loaves garlic bread
4 beers
1 large sausage, mushroom, and cheese pizza
3 Snickers bars

Late Evening Snack:
Entire frozen Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from freezer)

A real face for food!!

2010-11-03T12:39:00.000-04:00

Lady Gaga's Boot?

2010-11-03T12:12:00.002-04:00

Would you eat here?

2010-11-03T12:03:00.001-04:00

This cookie was introduced in 1912. R.D. Blackmore, a British novelist, was the author of a popular book, and the cookie was named for the lead character. Name that cookie!

2010-11-03T08:17:00.001-04:00

The Lorna Doone shortbread cookie was introduced in 1912. No one, even at Nabisco, is quite sure of exactly how the name was chosen. All that can be said is that R.D. Blackmore, a British novelist, was the author of a popular book titled 'Lorna Doone,' the lead character, Lorna Doone of course, was of Scottish heritage, and shortbread was considered Scottish. Hence, a shortbread cookie named Lorna Doone.Post your best guess and I'll put the answer up this afternoon!

This Scampi Love

2010-11-02T17:19:00.001-04:00

Japanese Doritos anyone?

2010-11-02T10:09:00.000-04:00

What did the grape say when he was sat on?

2010-11-02T09:35:00.004-04:00

Nothing, he just let out a little whine.

2010-11-02T09:31:00.004-04:00

Riddle: What did you eat?

2010-11-01T16:44:00.000-04:00

Question: You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

Answer: Corn on the cob: You throw away the skin or sheaf, then cook it, eat the corn, then throw away the cob.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

2010-11-01T16:39:00.000-04:00

Pumpkin pi!

Today's iPad post!

2010-10-29T12:18:00.002-04:00

I vant to thuck jor blod, bla, bla!

2010-10-29T11:55:00.003-04:00

Publish your recipes here!

2010-10-21T09:46:00.000-04:00