Nicholas Bate

The Presents Money Can't Buy: 4, CuteCoach (TM)

2009-12-11T04:50:00+00:00

We don't get a second chance on those all-too-few really hot dates. She's so cute, he's so gorgeous. We're trying to be so cool, charming and sophisticated (all at the same time) that it starts to go wrong....and that's exactly where CuteCoach(TM) comes in. Based on a brand new, highly sophisticated iApp and using WiFi technology the product consists of two elements: the invisible earpiece and your IPhone left discreetly within range, apparently in OFF mode. As the date progresses e.g. in the restaurant Artificial Intelligence software 'listens in' to the conversation and prompts you with answers to the tricky parts in the conversation such as:

Why did you split up with your last girl-friend?
I think sex on a first date is a bad idea don't you?
What do you really like in a girl?
Did you manage to get to Copenhagen? I cycled there.
Read anything interesting recently?
Would you consider becoming a vegan?

If any of the above cause just a little anxiety you need CuteCoach (TM). Remove anxiety, concentrate on seductive body language and enjoy the date.

Your Shopping List So Far:

1: Baby Blackberry

Why should baby be left out? Babies have a tough Life: nobody understands them and although everyone wants to 'ooh and ah' when they are smiley and in a fresh baby-gro, things soon change once there is an odd odour in the room and/or a lot of screaming. That's where Baby Blackberry comes in: communicate with ease with your 2-month old. Fresh from The Top Secret Blackberry Labs Bunker come a range of three in pink, blue and PC yellow. Advanced core technology is wrapped in soft chewable rubber embedded with micro-sensors. All baby has to do is to follow his/her natural tendency to chew and the micro-sensors will sample his/her saliva. Molecular differentiators will rapidly ascertain the mood of the baby and send an appropriate message to Mum or Dad. Pre-programmed messages are:

I need my nappy/diaper changed
I am hungry
I am thirsty
I want a story read to me
I am too hot
I am too cold
Why is nobody talking to me?
Any chance of going to the park like my brother?
What is TV?

Destined to be a sure-fire hit this holiday season, order yours now. Blackberry scientists are hoping to 'morph' the technologies used in this new product into mainstream blackberries so that anxious executives can just chew their own machines when feeling under pressure. Happy Holidays!

2: Therapist SatNav.

We've all been there: the long road home. We've listened to all the news. All our play-lists. And it's still a good 2h to the comfort of our own bed. It's been a tough day and we're wondering why on Earth we do it, when suddenly the SatNav kicks in to remind us to take a turn and it's surprisingly re-assuring and comforting. We're almost inclined to take the back-route to get a bit of 'conversation' going.

Well, now SatNav Global WeGetYouThere Systems have launched Therapist SatNav. All the usual navigational facilities are there, but at any time you can switch on the therapist function and in a soothing male or female voice your therapist will talk through any problem you have in a non-judgemental, reflective way. Takes 5 minutes to set up recognition to your voice and he/she can then discuss any of the following:

work issues such as over-work, colleague problems
not getting promotion
your partner is having an affair
you are having an affair
you wish you were having an affair
money issues
health issues

Coming soon:

problems with teens
lack of sleep caused by crying babies
whether or not to do an MBA

Feel better, work better, Live better with Therapist SatNav (TM). Happy Holidays!

3: Green Monopoly

In a World which needs more trees and fewer cars, more love and less hate and certainly fewer speeches on carbon footprints, Green Monopoly is a welcome addition to this year's 'Must Have' Christmas present list. Standard 'Red' Monopoly has always been a capitalist joy. Buy, buy, buy. Sell sell, sell. But of course deep down it has never really instilled the best values in our young people; hence a special variant of the well-loved classic. Green Monopoly(TM)encourages a love of the planet and a respect for its limited and dwindling resources. Special features includes:

no nasty plastic. All houses and hotels are made of re-cycled wood from lovingly recovered tea-chests thrown over-board at the Boston Tea Party (December 16, 1773, of course).
Significant grants (wink, wink) are available for developing the poorer areas of town such as Old Kent Road.
No second house can be purchased until first houses have been installed with solar panels.
No hotel can be erected until windmills are running on the property.
Cards with penalties such as 'Go to Prison' are significantly reduced if you either walk or use public transport.

Make the correct choice this year: Green Monopoly (TM). Happy Holidays!

The Stages of Scandal

2009-12-11T04:40:00+00:00

with the essential business blogger you need Michael Wade.

Rules Of Business 7

2009-12-11T04:32:00+00:00

It ain't the logo.
It ain't the amount of venture capital.
It ain't the twitter campaign.
It ain't the colour-coordinated Blackberries.
Nor the Italian desks.
Nor even the carefully puffed PR in the London FT.
It's about intelligently crafted hard work by passionate individuals.

Of Course...

2009-12-11T04:23:00+00:00

The London Underground System is pretty remarkable. But what about the efforts put in (and which continue to be put in) on the typeface? Read on and be amazed...

2009 Redux: March

2009-12-11T04:03:00+00:00

The Beatles and those iconic representations.

How to get loads more energy.

Five '-ers' of competitiveness.

Outrageous101.

Connecting when presenting.

Homo Berriens fears the worst.

Productive Productivity.

Reminders 7

2009-12-10T05:13:53+00:00

Today is 99% what you make of it.
Your young children would love you to read them more stories.
Money is not wealth. Money is a measure. It doesn't have to be one of yours.
Be excellent for no other reason than to feel totally alive.
Re-read Shakespeare and be totally amazed.
Be patient; she'll get it.
Walk tall as you walk into the saloon; your sheer presence is all that is needed.

How To Write & Publish Your Business Book 1-30: 23

2009-12-09T06:13:42+00:00

23: Final Review Before The Big Push:

We've started. We're to be congratulated and after almost a year of talking, we have got the book started.

We're totally pragmatic about why we are doing it. Because it is in us and has to come out. Because it is there.

We've stopped worrying about what is 'fashionable' at the moment or is a 'sure-fire' winner. We are writing about a passion.

We've got a great title.

And are confident that there is sufficient quality content.

And now you are fingers to the keyboard every day, driving out the words.

Not accepting any melodrama about writer's block.

List of target publishers we will approach.

'Pitch' letter' for our product: the manuscript.

Follow-up telephone call and handling deflections.

Coming up we will address:
handling the meeting with the publisher

do you need an agent?

(and if you can't get a publisher?)

promoting the book upon publication.

The Story So Far:

1: Do it. Simply do it. You have got some great ideas which could help an audience, perhaps create a whole new field and change the world. There's a book (or more) in you. But what is it? And how does it get done? We'll address those essential questions soon, but before that, (1) the challenging news; it has never been tougher to get your book accepted. The landscape of publishing has clearly been changing for years but recessionary forces have made it a nightmare for most publishers to support 'new' books. (2) The good news: the combination of easy to use software, short digital runs and on-line marketing has brought unprecedented power to the finger-tips of you, the author. So for now: simply focus on what your book would be. Do It. Simply Do it.

2: Understand why. And why not. You're going to create this business book. You're going to manifest your ideas. But first, may I suggest the following are not good motivators for your work. Firstly, the money. Especially in the business arena very, very few authors make enough money to give up their day job. So you probably shouldn't plan to do so either; long-term you'll be happier with that knowledge. It does help tremendously if your day-job aligns with your writing which is why theconsult/teach/write triangular model is so popular as it is self-feeding and reinforcing and funding. Secondly: ego. If uppermost in your thoughts is how you will be 'wined and dined' at the best restaurants by your agent/s, invited onto the best talk-shows and millions will be offered to turn your 'Strategic Marketing the Yoga Way' into a film script..... well, how can I put it: you will be distracted and not produce your best work.Write the damn book and see what happens after that. So what are the many great reasons for producing the book you ask? Patience. Tomorrow. Understand why. And why not.
3: Because It Is There. So you know you are not doing it for the money. Nor to massage your ego. So why? It will clarify your thinking. You can have taught leadership for a decade, but putting those wandering workshops, those 1h lectures into the structured written form can only improve the quality of your future work. It will help build your personal brand. What are you about? What are your passions? Your book can help define you to an audience many of whom will never get a chance to meet you in person. It's a great calling card. Forget all those brochures; just give them your book. It earns you money (not much, probably, as we have discussed) while you are sleeping and the more of those you can get the better. It will make it easier if you: want a job in the academic world; want to become a conference speaker or wish to impress people at parties. Because it is there. Like mountains for climbers: it's in you. It's simply got to be done. Because It Is There.
4: So, what do you write about? That shouldn't be a problem. It mustn't be a problem. You must want to write about something. Making it a marketable idea, driving out the words, getting a publisher, achieving decent sales so you can get a second book deal. Yes, those are reasonable problems. But. But: you must want to write about something. Books can (and clearly are) written on topics as varied a 'work-life balance' and 'hypnotic leadership' but they rarely gel with an audience and are very hard work for the author. No: you must have a passion about your subject. It's not enough as we will see. But it is the essential start: what's yours? So, what do you want to write about?
5: The Title Is It. If you want a serious publisher to support your book idea, then the submission must appear to be one to sell plenty of books. That's the bottom line. As one publisher once said to me: "I don't care whether they read them or not: I just want them to buy them". Your passion is essential and the start but it isn't enough. I strongly suggest that before pitching, you work on your title. Let's say your chosen book is on Time Management. Are there plenty of books on this subject? Yes. Can the world take a few more? Surprisingly, yes. Essentially we have an insatiable thirst for this topic. So your subject doesn't have to be obscure but you do need to help your potential readers feel this is a special book on time management, a fresh angle, something different. Four Hour Working Week by Tim Ferriss was a very bold re-positioning of the whole time management field. A more traditional but great title was Do It Tomorrow by Mark Forster. More on this in future posts. For the moment you need to pin down the title. The Title Is It.
6: The Critical Title. With my Instant MBA, whether or not you have one or are studying for one, it captures the desire we all have: instant knowledge. We know it's not possible but the idea is attractive. All can be clarified in the by-line and blurb. Covey'sSeven Habits of Highly Effectively People was apparently not a title his publishers wanted to use, it seeming long and clumsy. With hindsight, it is perfect. By-lines are increasingly the norm and can help a very brief/bold/dramatic title. With my Being the Best I would now have added a by-line Being the Best Version of You. Get a Lifefor work-life balance worked very well. The 4h Work Week by Tim Ferriss is superb: it's what we'd all like, the precise number adds credibility. So: over to you, what's your passion and how do you encapsulate it in an appropriate title with maybe a by-line?The Critical Title.
7: The Content Question. You've got a working title; it may change of course as you get into the body of your writing and no doubt your publisher will have a say but for the moment that is sorted. Now you need content. You need quality and quantity. A Stephen King novel is about 180,000 words. Your business book can be half that, maybe even as little as 60,000 words but it has got to feel 100% value. Why? Funnily enough it's more important for subsequent sales; as the great travel writer Bill Bryson responded when asked whether he was worried about sales of his new book on science he responded that it was not this book he had to worry about, but sales of the next book. In the past publishers were better at checking this issue but have recently become seduced by the magic dust of the world of the blogger. Some books are now appearing which should have stayed as a blog post. Seth Godin has several excellent books behind him but Tribes is not one of them; whether or not you agree with the concept he proposes, observe what reviewers on amazon.com feel of its worth. A blog post does not make a book. A series might: most of The Long Tail by Chris Anderson was created on his blog before going to print. So in summary: you now need to check that your idea (encapsulated in your title) has sufficient content and value.
8: Your Product. Theoretically, it's traditionally been the case that with a work of fiction you write it and then submit it, certainly until you are established enough to get requests for your sequels. With a business book, the tradition was to pitch an idea and get commissioned to write it. Times change and times are tough especially for publishers and especially if it is your first book. Assume you willl need to write it before serious interest. And this of course is no bad thing: the writing process will really clarify your thinking which may have an impact of positioning, title...and it willl enable you to stand out in the slush-pile of 500 word summary suggestions which simply imply yet another book on presenting skills. Yep, start writing the product. How? Plenty of help coming up.
9: Generating The Words, 1. Decide a timetable and a word goal. This is critical. You are not a full-time writer: you have a demanding day job and a family. Without a timetable you will not find the time. Are you better first thing or late at night? Could you use some of the week-end? Could you use some of your lunch-break? Could you write on the train? Don't be too precious about needing long periods of time. Twenty minutes on the train could bash out (as we will see) 500 good words. And number of words/day? Set an initial goal of 1000 words/day. You need a timetable; make it happen. Draw it up now.
10: Generating the Words, 2. Sit at your PC and remove all distractions bar cup of coffee and glass of water. Your simple goal: drive out words to hit your personally agreed target. Do not leave your working area until you have done that; simply make it a case of personal honour. Remove all distractions: switch off mail, your phone, close down distracting side-bars. Have in mind: write and edit later. In your first few sessions you will probably be outlining: chapter headings and sub-headings withing those chapters. Case studies you wish to use. For your business book starting to differentiate between a concept (e.g. that leadership starts with self), examples (e.g. of a local small business owner) and actions to be taken (e.g. get a 360 degree feed-back review to audit your persoanl leadership style.) What mix do you which your book to have? You can plan it, or you can just write and see what appears. However it is probably worth making sure you do have all three elements although not equal in volume of words, of course, necessarily. So, start driving out the words. TBC.
11: Generating the Words, 3. Just as a good radio DJ has his or her listener in mind, you must have your reader in mind. You are not writing to impress. You are writing to help them: with leadership, time management, organisational development, strategy, whatever. So make it easy for them. Make it simple but not simplistic. The latter is critical: the real value you can bring in your book is your expertise, your depth of knowledge. But the reader wants that in distilled form; for your book to be success it must have wisdom in handy form: the typical business person reader no longer has the time nor inclination to study to get value. Keep that in mind. Now: back to the keyboard. Have you hit your target today? Sunday? So what?
12: Generating the words, 4. You're unlikely to generate a perfect set of words, first pass, of course. So at regular intervals you will need to edit your text so far. Once again, this is best done to a rhythm i.e. will you do it at the end of every session or at the start or will you have special editing days? As you edit you are looking for the basics such as spelling errors which the checker can't identify, confusing sentences and, as you progress your text, inconsistencies and/or errors. The more you edit , the more familiar you become with your text which is good news in that you should have an excellent overview in your mind. It is also bad news in that it becomes increasingly difficult to be your own critic.
13: Generating the words, 5. You need a critic/editor. Ahh, you say. But isn't that what a publisher provides? Yes, but only when you have made it through all their hoops of approval; clearly the better your submission is at the start, the better your chances. Also in yet another cost-cutting measure that most publishing houses are making, there are not so many editors available. If your manuscript appears to be a a great state already that's got to be a big plus. So: who can be your supportive critical eye? A colleague? A friend? Family? Look for someone who can tell it straight, has a feeling for the market you are aiming for and is willing to put the time in. And you: take the comments and act upon them.
14: Generating the words, 6. Read, absorb and implement the following to consolidate all we have discussed on generating the words and avoiding so-called 'writer's block'. Writing 101.
15: Review time. There are so many (especially) great things about Saturdays for writers. More writing, clearly. More of your own special coffee obviously. But most of all, you have some time to review progress. How are we doing?
We've started. We're to be congratulated and after almost a year of talking, we have got the book started.

We're totally pragmatic about why we are doing it. Because it is in us and has to come out. Because it is there.

We've stopped worrying about what is 'fashionable' at the moment or is a 'sure-fire' winner. We are writing about a passion.

We've got a great title.

And are confident that there is sufficient quality content.

And now you are fingers to the keyboard every day, driving out the words.

Not accepting any melodrama about writer's block.

Awesome: you're on plan.

16: Publishing Your Book, 1. We're assuming you're writing away, driving out the words and have reached a stage where you are confident that you have a robust book appearing. It's time to start thinking about a publisher. So let's get the bad news out of the way: it has never been tougher for publishers and consequently authors, especially aspiring ones. Books are simply not selling in the volumes that are needed to sustain the traditional publisher business model. Partly this is 'the recesison', of course but also it is a result of the way in which we all get the information we need; the book becoming a smaller part of the mix. We're going to look at strategies to beat that publisher reluctance to take you on. TBC.

17: Publishing Your Book, 2. You need some target publishers. Forget the big names for the moment; we will add those to the list, eventually. But first get down to your favourite book-shops and the business section of your chosen shops and look for publishers who (a) seem to have consistent shelf presence (b) are publishing in your area or connected to your area (c) are producing attractive books of which you would be proud. Put together a 'hit-list'. Now add any big brand name publishers you like to consider. Now go on-line and search for publishers in your chosen area. Next: how to approach the list. TBC.

18: Publish Your Book, 3. It may well be your baby. It may well be the biggest potential breakthrough in business publishing since In Search of Excellence. But. But. It's still a product and it needs to be sold to your publisher who needs to be convinced that it can be sold to 1000s of readers. So you need to start assembling your pitch letter. This needs to be as 'hardcore' as you can make it. Cut the emotion and social grease. Give them numbers and USPs. How many will it sell? Why do you believe that? What is special about it? Who will it appeal to? How can you help with the promotion? Can you make any guarantees? Will your name as an author be a pull in itself? Take a day out from your writing and editing and have a go. I'll give you some examples in a next post. TBC.

19: We writers love Saturdays. More writing, clearly. More of our own special coffee obviously. But most of all, time to review progress. How are we doing?

We've started. We're to be congratulated and after almost a year of talking, we have got the book started.
We're totally pragmatic about why we are doing it. Because it is in us and has to come out. Because it is there.
We've stopped worrying about what is 'fashionable' at the moment or is a 'sure-fire' winner. We are writing about a passion.
We've got a great title.
And are confident that there is sufficient quality content.
And now you are fingers to the keyboard every day, driving out the words.
Not accepting any melodrama about writer's block.
List of target publishers we will approach.
'Pitch' letter' for our product: the manuscript.

Check you've got all of those assembled. Coming up we will address:

example pitch letters
handling the meeting with the publisher
do you need an agent?
and if you can't get a publisher?

20: Publish Your Book, 4. So how did it go? The pitch letter? Here's a review:

Para 1: Introduce yourself: name and expertise. Make the expertise as measurable as possible. Numbers of years in role, numbers of clients, numbers of readers of your blog etc etc. That's what your publisher is reading: numbers which turn into sales.

Para 2: What you have produced and why. Although you recognise the leadership market has been well-addressed.....you feel ...that your angle etc. You must have a/some USPs. The weaker your USPs, the stronger must be your personal brand and vice-versa.

Para 3: What you enclose (full/part manuscript). What stage you are at (finished, 6 more months). What you would like (initial meeting, telephone conversation).

Part 4: How to get hold of you. Clear and easy.

Now take your hit-list of publishers and check out their web-sites for how they prefer submissions. Most will still be the traditional way by post: follow their instructions, keep a record and send off with some kind of recorded delivery. Some will be electronic with boxes to complete; work hard to make sure all your information from your covering letter is in there and make sure you keep a copy of what you say.

21: So the pitch letters are in to your chosen publishers. What next? Well, in the film version you will get twenty rejections and then an intelligent publisher will recognise your brilliance and give you the publishing deal of the century. In fact: you will hear nothing. Perhaps the odd 'no thanks', but essentially nothing. Why? Because publishers are depressed at the state of their industry and are into zero risk lock-down. Being new: you're risk. So you are going to have to take the pitch to the next level: the follow-up call. You're going to ring the person you wrote to and try and get a meeting. We'll go into the mechanics of the call in a future post but for the moment understand there are two people involved: your contact and his/her assistant. Do not assume the assistant is not worth speaking to. Far from it. Those with experience will in fact decide who their boss sees in person. So for now: make sure you have got the best name (from the web-site) who decides new commissions and their assistant if possible. TBC.

22: Ringing to get a meeting. Make sure you have a name and a number of the person who commissions or their assistant. Your goal is to get a meeting with them as they have ignored your pitch letter so far. Why have they ignored it so far? Either (1) they haven't got around to looking at it or (2) it doesn't appeal. Either way that isn't good enough for you; you reckon if you get in front of them you can change their mind. To do that you'll need to handle two main deflections: 'we see no appeal in your book' and/or 'we don't have time to consider it at the moment'. The latter is easier. Reduce the pressure by setting up a longer term appointment, as in 'I understand you don't have time now. What about something late in January? The first you must have an answer to, not just for this meeting but for your book to sell anyway: what is your angle? Now: make those calls and handle those deflections.

For Phenomenal Success 7

2009-12-09T05:26:14+00:00

A dream
A brainstorm
A set of goals
A plan and time-line
A decision
An action
A persistence

The Great Cultural Offering

2009-12-09T05:22:59+00:00

on WWIT.

Beyond The iPhone,

2009-12-09T05:19:42+00:00

there is a methodology so powerful, so straightforward, so accessible and low cost that it has attained an almost mystical quality amongst its followers and practitioners: the list. Take an A4 sheet of paper: lined, squared or plain. Add a pencil: propelling is perfect. And write. Whatever your challenge or concern, the list will solve it: Christmas shopping, start-up plans, characters in novel or fitness regime. Focusing, solving and at times downright cathartic. 100% organic and public domain. You need a list. Or two.