Nicole Quest

noreply@blogger.com (Bloofer Lady) — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 20:06:00 +0000

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Hm.

noreply@blogger.com (Bloofer Lady) — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 19:55:00 +0000

>Turn on microwave for :30

You are inextricably drawn to the microwave.

You decide to set it for 30 seconds for some reason. It's not like there's anything in there anyway.

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noreply@blogger.com (Bloofer Lady) — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 19:25:00 +0000

>Open the door by throwing bombs at it

You stand around confused for a minute, since it felt like something incredibly stupid just occurred. You then decide that you'd like to open the door, but of course you can't just open it because you need to blow it right open with some bombs. You check your inventory.

Looks like you have some bombs, of the prop variety. It doesn't seem like you'll be blowing up any doors with those bombs any time soon though. You also have a handful of mini marshmallows. Their diminutive nature lets them fit into your tiny hands perfectly.

>Turn on microwave for :30

noreply@blogger.com (Bloofer Lady) — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 21:41:00 +0000

>Transform into magical unicorns

>Open the door by throwing bombs at it

noreply@blogger.com (Bloofer Lady) — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 21:12:00 +0000

>CELEBRATE BIRTHDAY

You suddenly celebrate. You're not sure why.

(Happy Birthday Nicole!)

>Transform into magical unicorns

noreply@blogger.com (Bloofer Lady) — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 20:55:00 +0000

>Become ripped straight from the animes

You feel the sudden urge to look like you were ripped straight from your favorite animes. You don your Nice Holystone cosplay outfit. What a dork.

>CELEBRATE BIRTHDAY

noreply@blogger.com (Bloofer Lady) — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 20:09:00 +0000

>Be the other girl

You are now the other girl. You've come out from behind your Spiderman curtains to see what was up, although this meant you had to stop reading, which was a tragedy. It looks like your roommate is lost in thought. Probably about bicycles and rockets.

>Become ripped straight from the animes

noreply@blogger.com (Bloofer Lady) — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 19:41:00 +0000

>Transform PBR fixie bike into a rocket ship

You contemplate the various ways you might be able to achieve a rocket bike. You also feel inexplicably older, as if you just had a birthday or something.

>Be the other girl

noreply@blogger.com (Bloofer Lady) — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 22:54:00 +0000

>Look at the rest of the room

You look at the other side of the room, which happens to be more of your roommate's side. Her laptop is on her drafting table and there are various posters around, many of the animu variety.

Oh, looks like your roommate is in. She's probably been hiding in there reading her Kindle.

>Transform PBR fixie bike into a rocket ship

noreply@blogger.com (Bloofer Lady) — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 16:31:00 +0000

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Nothing happens. Seriously, what did you think would happen?

>Look at the rest of the room

noreply@blogger.com (Bloofer Lady) — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 07:19:00 +0000

>Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A START

Nicole: Enter God Mode

(Click to see animation)

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noreply@blogger.com (Bloofer Lady) — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 06:23:00 +0000

>First, safeguard your Mike 'n Ikes. Second, visit the planet Miken and mine for some Mikenite.

You decide to store your precious cargo of Mike n' Ikes in the microwave since your suspicions of it being sinister have been banished. You are sure that it will safeguard your treasure well.
You then contemplate the various ways to reach Miken, the planet that is rich in the mineral Mikenite. You are sure that the person who's birthday you had been planing for before you became sidetracked would like some.

>Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A START

noreply@blogger.com (Bloofer Lady) — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 14:47:00 +0000

>SOTHENMOMCOMESINANDISLIKELETMETUCKYOUINNICOLEALSOSHEKNOCKSONTHEDOORREALLYOBNOXIOUSLYANDTHENBEFORESHEGOESTOWORKTOSELLPAINTANDSHITSHESLIKEHEYLETMENOTREADMSPABECAUSEIAMAHIPSTERRTHATLIKEPBRANDFIXIES

You really have no idea what was going on, but you did manage to catch PBR and fixies. You somehow end up with a PBR themed bike.

You add the bike to your inventory.

>First, safeguard your Mike 'n Ikes. Second, visit the planet Miken and mine for some Mikenite.

noreply@blogger.com (Bloofer Lady) — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 05:43:00 +0000

>You hear rain outside. Wear the blanket. Be the poncho.

You put the blanket on and wear it as a poncho. You sure are getting in touch with your inner Hispanic.

>SOTHENMOMCOMESINANDISLIKELETMETUCKYOUINNICOLEALSOSHEKNOCKSONTHEDOORREALLYOBNOXIOUSLYANDTHENBEFORESHEGOESTOWORKTOSELLPAINTANDSHITSHESLIKEHEYLETMENOTREADMSPABECAUSEIAMAHIPSTERRTHATLIKEPBRANDFIXIES

noreply@blogger.com (Bloofer Lady) — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 04:41:00 +0000

>Check Inventory

You check the items you currently have on you. Looks like you've got some Mike n' Ikes, which you call Mikenites. You've also got that blanket that you accidentally burned a hole in.

>You hear rain outside. Wear the blanket. Be the poncho.

noreply@blogger.com (Bloofer Lady) — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 04:11:00 +0000

>Create zombies

How do you plan on doing that, stupid.

>Check Inventory

noreply@blogger.com (Bloofer Lady) — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 03:25:00 +0000

>Pistol-whip the microwave until it bleeds. I'm pretty sure it's a time-travelling body snatcher and it'll activate any day now.

Your suspicions of the microwave have grown to the point where you must act on them. You hurl your ID microwaveward.
Now why did you do that.

>Create zombies

noreply@blogger.com (Bloofer Lady) — Sun, 30 Jan 2011 03:58:00 +0000

>Go kill some zombies
You are pretty sure there are no zombies around for you to kill.

>Pistol-whip the microwave until it bleeds. I'm pretty sure it's a time-travelling body snatcher and it'll activate any day now.

noreply@blogger.com (Bloofer Lady) — Sun, 30 Jan 2011 03:37:00 +0000

>Find portal to the demon world and befriend Belial using cleverly placed treats.

A portal suddenly opens in your dorm, and you logically decide to enter it.

After a harrowing journey, you finally find and befriend Belial. You go on to become great buddies, and learn many life lessons together.

In the end you return to your dorm, and promptly forget everything about it.

>Go kill some zombies

noreply@blogger.com (Bloofer Lady) — Sun, 30 Jan 2011 03:00:00 +0000

>Get ID

You pick up your nerf gun. The plastic is cool to the touch. This nerf gun has been your only friend when hunting zombies.

>Find portal to the demon world and befriend Belial using cleverly placed treats.

noreply@blogger.com (Bloofer Lady) — Sun, 30 Jan 2011 02:53:00 +0000

>Ride tea table like mechanical bull

You tame the wild table that has been for too long left untamed in your dorm.

You wonder why you did that.

>Get ID

noreply@blogger.com (Bloofer Lady) — Sun, 30 Jan 2011 02:19:00 +0000

>Pull up rug, find SECRET DOOR

You are fairly certain there is no SECRET DOOR under your rug but it never hurts to check.
You do, however find your SCAD ID. You were wondering where that got to.

>Ride tea table like mechanical bull

noreply@blogger.com (Bloofer Lady) — Sun, 30 Jan 2011 01:50:00 +0000

>Retrieve arms.

You already have them, derp.

>Pull up rug, find SECRET DOOR

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noreply@blogger.com (Bloofer Lady) — Sun, 30 Jan 2011 01:43:00 +0000

Tu nombre es Nicole Brunken. You are misplaced from Miami, currently trapped in the Savannah zone. You have homework to do today at Monty computer lab, but it is also a friend's birthday!

>Retrieve arms