Nigerian Pidgin English Poems

Naija Dey Dishonour Honour

2012-09-14T07:26:00.000-07:00

Every where, Even before before for Naija Dem dey take honour Tell country people Wey do better thing dem Well done. Person do better sport

Wahala Full Naija

2012-09-14T07:22:00.002-07:00

Everywhere for Naija Na wahala. For right Na wahala. For left Na wahala. For centre sef Na wahala. Wahala full Naija. If e no be “Igbo

Na Me And Asiwaju Obama Invite

2012-09-14T07:18:00.001-07:00

Naija write write people sef, Dem no dey rest, Busy body full dem body. Even sef Bad belle full dem belle. Na so dem dey busy busy, Dey put put eye,

Presido No Dey Shack Ogogoro

2012-09-14T07:15:00.001-07:00

Naija people dem, Dem dey gossip gossip, Dem dey yan say Presido no dey sharp, Dem dey yan say Presido only sabi chop chop. For newspaper Dem dey

Probe Me, I Video You

2012-09-14T07:10:00.000-07:00

For Naija, Probe na im be di work, Di main di main work Wey politician dem dey work. Presido people Dey probe legislate people, Legislate people

State Of Di Nation

2012-07-12T02:46:00.002-07:00

(1)My name na Paatrot,I be Naija Proper,I live for dis park.I dey for dis placeDey observe,I just deyDey wait.No work,No house,No food.Other people live here too.For dis placeWey I dey,I dey hear things,I dey see things.For dis placeI dey investigate,I dey legislate,I dey demonstrate.For dis placeI dey yan,I dey tori,I dey talk aboutDi state of di nation.Neighbour,Abeg pass me small akaraAnd pure

Dis Good Luck Wahala

2012-07-10T02:19:00.005-07:00

I remember Dat time for Naija Wey be say Everything we dey talk Na good luck. Musician dem Dat time na good luck. Write write people dem Dat time na good luck. Farmer dem Dat time na good luck. Fisher dem Dat time na good luck. Even trader dem Dat time na good luck. I remember How we take enter Dis good luck wahala. Now Good luck don waka, Bad luck don

Africa Crazy Demo Dance

2012-07-10T02:19:00.004-07:00

I dream dream last night Where baba Wade Take wayo win di run off demo. As baba Wade win, Im come dey demonstrate, Dey dance Africa crazy demo dance. I come see baba third term. Baba third term Come join baba Wade. Come see as di two baba Dey dance Africa crazy demo dance. Baba third term Come beckon baba Wade. Di tall baba come bend down, Baba third

Rescue Naija Money For Yonder

2012-07-10T02:19:00.003-07:00

Swagger Been full remain, Demonstration Come dey over plenty. Morale over build, Come see shakara for Sokoto. Dat day, Come see di people Wey dem dey call trooper As dem dey patrol. We hear say Dem come for rescue, We hear say Dem wan rescue two people Wey kidnapper dem kidnap. Demonstration Come pass action, Di rescue come fail. Accuse Come dey

Grammar Full For Naija

2012-07-10T02:19:00.002-07:00

For Naija If politician dem thief money And dem catch dem, Dem dey talk say Na “political victimization” be dat. If Boko bomb, If militant dem maja, Dem godfather dem Dey talk say Na “marginalization” cause am. If leader dem no lead well Dem dey talk say Na “destructive elements” cause am. If politician dem enter office today, By tomorrow Dem dey begin

“Wey Our Own”

2012-07-10T02:19:00.001-07:00

Bomblast dey here, Dynamite dey here, Sinner dey here, Thunderbolt sef dey here, Me too Wey be Morale I dey here, All of us dey here for Abuja. Nobody invite us come, Na our own national cake Na im we find come. Di thug work Wey we do for dem For di last election Dem no pay us, Na so so “transformation” grammar Na im we dey hear everyday. As dem dey nack di grammar, Na so

Baba Third Term Go Senegal

2012-07-10T02:19:00.000-07:00

Baba third term Don show for Senegal To settle demo wahala. As baba don enter Senegal Na now Senegal people Go see demo mago mago. For Naija Baba don show As Presido far back, Dat time Na khaki im wear. But fear full im belle, Im come take hurry hurry Arrange one mago mago demo, Come run comot, Come comot khaki too. No do, no do Baba enter prison. From

Another "Wey My Own" Wahala For Abuja

2012-07-10T02:18:00.000-07:00

Another wuru wuru don show face for Abuja, Another wahala don burst for Abuja, Another “wey my own” Don cause another kata kata for Abuja. One madam like dat dey for Abuja, Na she be di big madam For one place like dat Where dem dey exchange money, Money dey for di place well well. One house of represent member Come dey go see di madam, Come dey ask am, Madam wey my

Which Kin Yawa Be Dis?

2012-07-10T01:52:00.000-07:00

Bomb blow, Country people wound, Country people die, House dem damage, Property sef spoil. Country man Wey dey advise Presido For security matter Come yan say Na because of election Wey dey come Na im make bomb dey blow. Presido Come yan say Na lie adviser talk, Opposition come hala say Make Presido sack adviser. As dem dey talk