Niiinnja Lizard Army

Technical Difficulties

2010-05-02T20:47:00.001-04:00

The accounts have been suspended on Twitter, I'm trying to work things out.

For the time being- Ninja is on hold.

If you want this to continue please comment to me.

Thank you. ^_^

Skillz

2010-04-27T07:00:00.000-04:00

Commander Gex:
!!! Congratulations NLA Agent Gek45 on amassing a giant bird following !!!

NLA Agent Gek45:
Skillz….

NLA Agent Liz39:
How did you get so many birds to join the @Niiinnja Lizard Army?

NLA Agent Gek45:
Know thy enemy better than thy self. The stork seeks glory, while the crow yearns for only the best grub. All pigeons desires to swarm the skies. And the crane excels in strategy.

Commander Gex:
!!! You are an excellent soldier Gek45 !!!

NLA Agent Liz39:
Well... I told the birds how cool our army is and that they get to see new things.

NLA Agent Gek45:
…

Commander Gex:
… *blink* ….

NLA Agent Liz39:
What? Birds like to socialize. I mean, even the bird that pecked off the tip of my tail was nice.

NLA Agent Gek45:
… *blink* ….

Commander Gex:
...

NLA Agent Liz39:
He said I taste like shrimp. ^_^

Bring in the Troops

2010-04-20T07:00:00.002-04:00

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! NLA Agent Liz39 has returned !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Report.

NLA Agent Liz39:
I told them how cool our army is and that you get to meet new people but… I think one got part of my tail…

Niiinnja:
If you weren't related to Commander Gex... I'd eat you.

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Thank you !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Agent Liz39…. Stay Hidden >_<

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! NLA Agent Gek45 has returned !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Report.

NLA Agent Gek45:
My Lady, the results of my #NLRecruit drive are outside on the phone-lines.

Niiinnja:
Let us see this small gathering of little bir- *POOFY TAIL!* !_!

NLA Agent Gek45

2010-04-13T07:00:00.000-04:00

NLA Agent Gek45:
Here is your chance to soar the skies for an army that means something! As an honorary #NLRecruit you will go down in history!

Stork:
…

NLA Agent Gek45:
Dine with the finest army. Use your given ability to spy on every enemy! Your grand glory awaits!

Crow:
…

NLA Agent Gek45:
You understand the power of strength in numbers. As a #NLRecruit you will add to our numbers that grow by the minute! We will be unstoppable!!

Pigeon:
…

NLA Agent Gek45:
My Commander and my Lady Niiinnja have the utmost respect for intelligence and strategy. They share all spoils, except the Tuna. The bounty awaits you!

Crane:
...

NLA Agent Liz39

2010-04-06T07:00:00.000-04:00

NLA Agent Liz39:
Excuse me… I'm here for the #NLRecruit drive. Would you like to join a multi level militant army? We are lead by Niiinnja, the greatest ninja cat that ever lived.

Bird:
*Peck*

NLA Agent Liz39:
No you can't eat me. I'm giving you the chance to join the Niiinnja Lizard Army here. We get to travel to new place, invite new #NLRecruit potentials, and spread the evil genius that is Niiinnja.

Bird:
*Peck*

NLA Agent Liz39:
Are you even listening? This is a once in a lifetime opportunity! Act today!

Bird:
*Peck*

NLA Agent Liz39:
O! M! G! You did not just pecked my tail! I'm outta here!!

Bird:
*Peck*

Operation Tweet

2010-03-30T07:00:00.000-04:00

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Here are the NLA Agents that you asked for !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Ah yes, come forward my agents…

NLA Agent Gek45:
Reporting, My Lady.

NLA Agent Liz39:
At your service.

Niiinnja:
Zee Niiinnja has a very important mission for the two of you. Go out and find birds for the growing #NLRecruit drive. That is all. -_-

NLA Agent Liz39:
Yes Ma'am.

NLA Agent Gek45:
We will not fail you My Lady.

Niiinnja:
This is a dangerous mission.

Commander Gex:
!!! You will both be going out into the wild to find and recruit as many birds as you can! Bring them back with you by 08:00 on April 20th !!!

Niiinnja:
I do not expect both of you to return alive... Be honored *_*

Bird Army

2010-03-23T07:00:00.002-04:00

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! The @Niiinnja Lizard Army is growing inside the network of bird-tweets !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Ah yes, Twitter… you must recruit more birds into my army. They make for excellent communication and transport…

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Birds are an enemy to all that is Cat and Lizard !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Zee ninja warrior knows when to get their enemies to work for them…

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! You are an evil genius !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Besides... the birds that are not suitable for communication or transport are now... lunch. -_-

Strike

2010-03-16T07:00:00.002-04:00

Niiinnja:
*POUNCE*

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! That was a most excellent strike !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
It is zee ninja way… zee ninja must know how to strike, where to strike and when to strike.

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! How do you strike? !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Quickly.

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Where do you strike? !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Where zee enemy is most vulnerable so they have no chance of escape…

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! When do you strike? !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:

I strike… in zee night…. '>_<'

Testing....

2010-03-13T19:00:00.002-05:00

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Reporting from Outpost #2260Delta !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Something has just blown my sneaky little mind....

Commander Gex:
!!! How birds can make millions of humans worldwide tweet for hours on end? !!!

Niiinnja:
Well, we will get to that..... I just learned that I can set the date and time of these posts.....

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! How will you use this awesome new ability? !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
I'll tell you later.... -_-

Agent Frogger

2010-03-05T21:27:00.000-05:00

Niiinnja:
You there. Report.

Frog:
rrRrr…. Wha?

Niiinnja:
You are a lesser form of lizard and sit outside this home. So now tell me.

Frog:
rrRrr…. Wha?

Niiinnja:
The endless hours you spend spying on these humans here. You must know.

Frog:
rrRrr…. Wha?

Niiinnja:
Where do they keep the Tuna… -_-

Sneaky when wet

2010-03-05T21:23:00.000-05:00

Commander Gex:

!!!Ma'am!!! Reporting from Outpost #2270Bravo! The climate has changed to perfect conditions for Operation Sneaky When Wet !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:

Ah yes… they never suspect zee Niiinnja in the rain…

Commander Gex:

!!!Ma'am!!! You are a master of deception !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:

No cat in their right mind would willingly get soaked but misdirection is the ninja way...

Commander Gex:

!!!Ma'am!!! I understand the dedication to one's art and post !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:

Yes, but I still have a tail -_-

Intruder!

2010-02-26T20:20:00.000-05:00

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Reporting from Outpost #2271Charlie! Intruder in the yard !!! Looks to be some form of bush-tail rat !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
I'll deal with this one personally....

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! The NLA has your back !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
Why do you intrude upon my yard, with your bush-tailed, nut-eating... ness...

Squrl:
Umm.... ThereAreNutsAndBerriesAndFruitAnd...

Niiinnja:
Stop. This is my yard. You must request permission from zee Niiinnja before even setting foot on these lands.

Squrl:
But....ThereAreNutsAndBerriesAndFruitAnd...

Niiinnja:
Did you know that a lizard can eat 3 times its body weight?

Squrl:
But...ThereAreNutsAndBerriesAn...

Niiinnja:
Now multiply that by the number of lizards you see surrounding you...

Squrl:
Umm...three.

Niiinnja:
Now add in the ones you don't see....

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! There are 3,792 NLA members at your immediate command !!!Ma'am!!!

Squrl:
K, I go now.

Outposts

2010-02-25T18:11:00.000-05:00

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Reporting from outpost #2250Kilo !!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
You never leave the backdoor, why do you come up with different outpost numbers?

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Outpost #2250Kilo is the North corner !!!
!!!Outpost #2260Delta is the South corner !!!
!!!Outpost #2270Bravo is the East corner !!!
!!!Outpost #2271Charlie is the West corner !!!
!!!Ma'am!!!

Niiinnja:
If you weren't such a good spy, I'd eat you.

Commander Gex:
!!!Ma'am!!! Thank you !!!Ma'am!!!

Adventures of Niiinnja Overview

2010-02-25T18:05:00.000-05:00

This blog is a fictional blog about the adventures of a house cat named Ninja. She has a loyal Niiinnja Lizard Army (NLA) lead by Commander Gex. He is so dedicated to his duty of watching the back doorway that he actually lost his tail keeping post.

Follow them on Twitter at @Niiinnja and @CommanderGex
Email them individually, yes they have email, at niiinnja@gmail.com and commandergex@gmail.com

**All characters and story ideas are the sole property of Cyi Taiga (cyi.taiga@gmail.com) **