<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="no"?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" version="2.0"><channel><title>Ninja Podcast Network</title><description>Podcasts that sneak up behind you, take you by the throat and won't let go...</description><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</managingEditor><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jun 2023 21:16:23 -0700</pubDate><generator>Blogger http://www.blogger.com</generator><openSearch:totalResults xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/">3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/">1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/">25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><link>http://ninjapodcastnetwork.blogspot.com/</link><language>en-us</language><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><copyright>Some rights reserved.</copyright><itunes:image href="http://www.haug.org/Ninja Podcast Network/assets/graphics/LittleMicNinjaLOGO.jpg"/><itunes:keywords>ninja marketing podcast network poetry audio blog skype voip</itunes:keywords><itunes:summary>Podcast Different. Podcasts that sneak up behind you, grab you by the throat and don't let go...</itunes:summary><itunes:subtitle>Podcast Different. Podcasts that sneak up behind you, grab you by the throat and don't let go...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:category text="Business"><itunes:category text="Marketing"/></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Arts &amp; Entertainment"><itunes:category text="Poetry"/></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Arts &amp; Entertainment"><itunes:category text="Performing Arts"/></itunes:category><itunes:owner><itunes:email>NPN@shurikensystems.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><item><title>Introducing...NinjaCast- the Secret Art of Ninja Marketing!</title><link>http://ninjapodcastnetwork.blogspot.com/2005/09/introducingninjacast-secret-art-of.html</link><pubDate>Thu, 1 Sep 2005 08:23:00 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15698533.post-112558826289909894</guid><description>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:220;color:#990000;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Why EVERYTHING You Know About Marketing is WRONG&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#333333;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;-- and how the Secret Art of NINJA MARKETING&lt;br /&gt;can Supercharge your Business --&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;You heard me. &lt;u&gt;EVERYTHING you THOUGHT you knew about marketing is WRONG&lt;/u&gt;. Or at least 99% of it is. The fact is that unless you are over 90 years old, virtually &lt;u&gt;all&lt;/u&gt; of the so-called marketing you've been exposed to is hocus pocus that has little (or in some cases, &lt;u&gt;nothing&lt;/u&gt;) to do with getting people to &lt;em&gt;take out a stack of greenbacks and buy something from you&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;p&gt;And face it. If no one buys anything from you, there's no "bread and bananas" money to feed your kids. It doesn't matter how clever, entertaining-- or even memorable-- your advertising is, it won't put food on the table. Last time I checked, the guy at the checkout counter at the local Safeway isn't impressed by a "Cleo." &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#990000;"&gt;"So what IS the NinjaCast?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;FAST&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;- &lt;u&gt;10-15 minutes max&lt;/u&gt;. Bite-size chunks so you can get back the the business of dominating your marketplace!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;strong&gt;RESULT-ORIENTED&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/u&gt;- you will get stuff in that 15 minutes that will dramatically improve the way you do your marketing &lt;u&gt;right now&lt;/u&gt;.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;POINTED&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;-- and to the point. I don't have a lot of time to waste and neither do you. Yes, it's brash and perhaps irreverent...and if you don't like it, just SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE and DON'T COME BACK!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Obviously, in a 10-15 minute chunk we can't do &lt;u&gt;everything&lt;/u&gt;, but we can do a &lt;u&gt;lot&lt;/u&gt;, including: &lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;talk about &lt;u&gt;clear and compelling examples&lt;/u&gt; of Ninja Marketing concepts&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;laugh at &lt;u&gt;hilarious and pathetic counter examples&lt;/u&gt; of "status quo" marketing and advertising &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Review specific and current &lt;u&gt;ads, trends, marketing campaigns&lt;/u&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Give &lt;u&gt;real recommendations&lt;/u&gt; on books, training and tools of the trade &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Listen to "&lt;u&gt;Ninja Shopper" calls&lt;/u&gt;- you'll actually hear how lame most companies are in how they present themselves to customers &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Give actual usable samples of &lt;u&gt;headlines, sales letters, copywriting, design tips and templates &lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#990000;"&gt;So, you interested?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Here's my promise:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#333333;"&gt;IF you pay attention and actually do some of the stuff we'll discuss, the NinjaCast will be, minute for minute, absolutely the most PROFITABLE time you'll spend plugged into your stupid iPod.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/u&gt; &lt;/p&gt;Check it out, and... &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#660000;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Man Your Battle Stations!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!-- START WIMPY PLAYER CODE --&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,47,0" width="210" height="16" id="wimpy" align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="sameDomain" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.haug.org/Ninja_Podcast_Network/assets/audio/wimpy.swf?wimpyApp=http://www.haug.org/Ninja_Podcast_Network/assets/audio/wimpy.php&amp;wimpySkin=http://www.haug.org/Ninja_Podcast_Network/assets/audio/skin_simplebar.xml&amp;wW=210&amp;wH=16&amp;defaultVisualExt=jpg&amp;theVolume=100&amp;bufferAudio=0&amp;infoDisplayTime=3&amp;iTextStyle=scroller&amp;displayDownloadButton=yes&amp;forceDownload=yes&amp;startOnTrack=1&amp;popUpHelp=yes" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;param name="loop" value="false" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;param name="menu" value="false" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="high" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="noscale" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;param name="salign" value="lt" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.haug.org/Ninja_Podcast_Network/assets/audio/wimpy.swf?wimpyApp=http://www.haug.org/Ninja_Podcast_Network/assets/audio/wimpy.php&amp;wimpySkin=http://www.haug.org/Ninja_Podcast_Network/assets/audio/skin_simplebar.xml&amp;wW=210&amp;wH=16&amp;defaultVisualExt=jpg&amp;theVolume=100&amp;bufferAudio=0&amp;infoDisplayTime=3&amp;iTextStyle=scroller&amp;displayDownloadButton=yes&amp;forceDownload=yes&amp;startOnTrack=1&amp;popUpHelp=yes" loop="false" menu="false" quality="high" wmode="transparent" width="210" height="16" scale="noscale" salign="lt" name="wimpy" align="center" bgcolor="#000000" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!-- END WIMPY PLAYER CODE --&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.haug.org/Ninja_Podcast_Network/assets/audio/01_NINJACAST_001-Blow_Your_OWN_Horn.mp3"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.haug.org/assets/graphics/podcast-mini2.gif" /&gt; 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