DIANA IS NOT COOL

Leave Beyonce Alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2012-01-09T19:59:00.000-08:00

Shit Fat Chicks Say

2012-01-01T20:35:00.000-08:00

Facebook Challenge Day 11: Andy R.

2011-12-03T15:37:00.000-08:00

Another Andy. I bet you guys thought I was shitting you about having four friends with husbands named Andy. Andy is the husband of one of my favorite people Kirsten, she and I worked together at the ‘Shit Job’. I don’t know anything about Andy besides what Kirsten told me but he seems to be an excellent guy; I can say that we actually met in person!

Facebook Challenge Day 10: Andy D.

2011-11-29T21:10:00.001-08:00

Andy is the husband of one of my good friends. He is not on FB much; but me and this dude have actually met in person. In an interesting note, at least four of my friends have husbands named Andy; true story!!!

Facebook Challenge Day 9: Andrew E.

2011-11-24T19:34:00.000-08:00

I don’t know this dude at all but I am a subscriber of his videos on youtube and thus we became FB friends. This is the video that made me subscribe to him:

His channel THIRSTYFILM on youtube check it out!

Facebook Challenge Day 8: Andi R.

2011-11-23T08:00:00.000-08:00

Andi, I know her from that shit job that will remain nameless; she was probably one of the five supervisors I had. Anyway I think we hung out at work functions a few times but that’s all. We did not work together for that long because she had a baby and was able to escape.

The most interesting thing about being FB friends with her is that for a while she was collecting pictures of discarded weaves on the ground (she lives in Oakland), and she has pretty good taste in music. I don’t see any instance where we might get together in real life but it’s been nice being FB friends.

How to tell if a Black Dude only dates White Women!

2011-11-22T18:32:00.001-08:00

Facebook Challenge Day 7: Ana G.

2011-11-22T18:27:00.000-08:00

What the hell!? This should be like day 25 but I got bored and depressed; but I am picking up where I left off on day 7!

I have known Ms. Ana G. since 9th grade I think; fortunately I have blocked most of those ‘wonder years’ but I remember her being cool with me. We had AP English Government together and I remember laughing a lot. Fuck I hated high school; what a fucking nightmare. I guess the best part is that I still have like four people I keep in touch with that are pretty decent.

Ana and I have actually hung out in real life post HS and keep in touch regularly online. We plan to get together sometime before the zombie apocalypse.

Facebook Challenge Day 6: Amber Y.

2011-11-08T22:20:00.000-08:00

Amber is another lady I met at that crap job I had. I pretty sure she has seen me drunk at least once but I don’t think we ever hung out besides work stuff. One thing I remember really liking about Amber is that she always seemed to be listening when she talked to you; if you didn’t know that is really a skill, one that I barely use.

I am not voting!

2011-11-08T13:56:00.000-08:00

Facebook Challenge: Day 5- Alex H.

2011-11-07T21:11:00.000-08:00

My dear Alex! I find that because I know her well this is harder to write;so I am not going to be fancy I am just write off the cuff. I really grateful that she and I friends, I have never told her but I really feel she helped me end my 20’s with a bang. I can’t even tell you all the fun we had; Pride and Halloween are standouts. She and I have a lot in common and nothing at the same time for example we both have European baby-daddies but she is into Goth and I am into whiny male pop singers. But she is so cool we managed to get along all these years and I can only remember getting on her nerves like 5x. She has been through a lot and I am in awe of her cause lesser chicks would have crumbled. Anyway I am going to again risk being corny as hell and say “I love you Alex”!

Facebook Challenge Day4: Aisha J.

2011-11-03T23:40:00.000-07:00

I met Aisha at one of the most craptacular jobs I have ever had, I am past the point of wanting to vent about that, I will just say it was a learning experience. Anyway I have never hung out with Aisha socially but I always really thought she was cool and I remember chatting with her from time to time at work. We also had the ‘small world moment’, one of my cousins is her best friend’s friend; they went to high school or something together.

Facebook Challenge Day3: Africa W.

2011-11-02T23:50:00.000-07:00

I have no idea who Africa is but I am pretty sure we are related somehow because our mutual friends are relatives. Africa has no pictures so I cannot glean anything about them; this was an easy blurb! I should make an effort to get to know him or her seeing as we are FRIENDS!

Facebook Challenge Day 2: Abuelo M.

2011-11-01T20:10:00.001-07:00

Abuelo Manik eh, I have known him as Chris up until a few weeks ago? I have never met Abuelo in person but he looks like a lot of fucking fun. I met Abuelo on the simian line club on Facebook; for those of you that don’t know a simian line on the hand is when you have a straight line across with no breaks. Even though we have never met we have had some good conversations on chat about ‘the system’ nothing gives me a bigger boner than a guy I can talk to about my outlandish political views. I have tentative plans to return to South America in 2012 and if possible I will have a beer with this dude.

Facebook Challenge Day 1: A'Trae W.

2011-10-31T16:43:00.001-07:00

I don’t know much about Trae but she has been a decent FB friend throwing the occasional comment and like my way. We are friends through my brother Lucky and I often follow their back and forth on FB; very comedic. I am pretty sure we might have went to high school together as well. One thing that we have in common is that we have sons that were born premature that have grown to be happy and handsome guys.

A little help from my Facebook Friends

2011-10-31T07:59:00.000-07:00

I am going to stop saying I hate Facebook. The main problem I have with it though is that gives people an out to being really present in friendships. Quick comments and ‘likes’ on a status’ replace real work and maintenance that genuine relationships require. Anyway in celebration of my Facebook friends I am writing a blurb about each one of you everyday for the next 159 days (more or less depending if I lose or gain friends) in alphabetical order.

The Golden Gate Bridge

2011-02-06T19:10:00.001-08:00

I love the Golden Gate Bridge but Lucky was a bit skeptical seeing as it was his first bay cruise.

Lucky Handsome School Pictures

2010-12-11T01:13:00.000-08:00

Luck took school pictures and I did not have $120 to spend so techihcally these photos are stolen but enjoy anyway. Happy Hoilidays!

A Day in the Life

2010-11-03T18:39:00.000-07:00

Lucky in the shadows

I am so tired of San Francisco! The frustrating part though is that there is no place that I imagine could be better. I am seriously flirting with going back to Alaska but I am getting cold feet. I am applying for jobs and I am like ‘shit this is real’, what will happen if I actually get a job?

There is nothing really here for me as long as I have Lucky with me I have a feeling his dad will give me a hard time but there is not much he can do. Anyway I got a serious case of the sads today so I took Luck to the beach to avoid the idiot Giants fans in Civic Center and remind myself why I used to love San Francisco.

I had to wade through this shit to go pick up Luck from school.

Little dudes love sticks!

I have looked down at this for the last 15 years my favorite part of the walk from Fort Mason to Aquatic Park.

Halloween Parade Starring Iron Man

2010-10-31T10:08:00.000-07:00

As promised here are the pictures of Lucky’s Halloween Parade Extravaganza. I thought there would be more Iron mans but there was only one other that I saw.

I got really emotional so emotional I could not control my tears and felt silly. It was really overwhelming thinking about my baby growing up just yesterday he was a baby and today he is Iron Man. I also thought about the people who lost their kids and my friends that are having babies. I reflected on my own childhood and what I want for my son. Yeah, it was a bit much for me.

Anyway once I got over the waterworks I thoroughly enjoyed the little parade and after party, makes me look forward to Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Fall featuring Iron Man

2010-10-19T23:27:00.000-07:00

Fall is upon me again and its time for Halloween. Lucky told me that he wants to be Iron Man and I tried to talk him into being something else because I pretty sure all the dudes in his class are going to be Iron Man but he was damn adamant that he wanted to be the ‘Red Iron Man’ so that is what he shall be. My Big Brother Lucky was kind of enough to pick it up for us, so stay tuned for the Halloween Parade of a thousand Iron Mans.