No Left Turnz

An Allusion To An Illusion

noleftturnz — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 00:09:52 +0000

I sometimes wonder about the “exercise in futility” (or should it be an “exorcise in futility”?) that the writing of articles relative to the liberal political landscape has become.. The urge to take the easy way out, the lure to become one of the multiple millions of the “apathetic”, those that have seemingly given up and [...]

Trickle Down Obamanomics

noleftturnz — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:20:31 +0000

“The American people have to realize that there’s no such thing as a free lunch..” These imbecilic words came from Barack The Red as he spoke from both sides of his mouth from the “I never promised you a Rose Garden” at the Out House in Washington.. The communist cornucopia continued on.. “The status quo [...]

Prod Them Toward Action

noleftturnz — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 00:00:46 +0000

The socialist standup routine of Barack Hussein Obama has decided to go “all in” as relates to the extermination of the middle class, capitalism and the free market. You may have thought that his “stimulus plan” (control) was a stretch, you may have thought that his “rescue” (control) of the banks and the insurance institutions [...]

Caught In A Difficult Spot

noleftturnz — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:33:24 +0000

Just as the participants at the G-8 Summit were being assembled for their group photo, America’s fearless leader Barack Hussein Obama, decided to “channel a Clinton” ala John Edward (the alleged “medium” not the cad, the cad has an “s” at the end of his name.. I almost forgot, the cad believes that he is [...]

Easing Kremlin Concerns

noleftturnz — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:58:24 +0000

Our lovable but gullible galoot sat down yesterday with Dmitry Medvedev, the President of Russia..or is he the Prime Minister of Russia..or is Putin the President or is he the Prime Minister.. Never mind, the engineer of the “erratum express” is negotiating with world leaders regardless of what their clumsy and confusing titles seem to [...]

Oops..Sorry

noleftturnz — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 03:05:35 +0000

In a take on the old saying, “being a liberal means never having to say you’re sorry.. just blame someone else..” Joe “Stoli” Biden paid a visit to former Clinton administration Chia Pet George Stephanopoulos at the ABC “News” program “This Week”. Truth be told, Biden’s answers more closely resembled “This Weak”.. Biden is in the [...]

Sonia Smackdown

noleftturnz — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 20:12:07 +0000

The possible coworkers of Obama’s first high court pick, his “I wish I could pack the Courts like Roosevelt wanted to” selection who will subvert law with ideology and activism, decided to hand Sonia “Shemp” Sotomayor her legal lunch today. The typically dismissive tone that elitist liberals invariably take when confronted by the law was [...]

Showing Courage

noleftturnz — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 18:54:59 +0000

In another amazing “shill and shell game”, the Obama minions have managed to get yet another of their “number one priorities” over yet another hurdle towards the bankrupting of America. The bill meant to “curb greenhouse gasses, create an energy efficient economy and to decrease America’s dependence on foreign oil” will do nothing of the [...]

LA LA Land

noleftturnz — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 18:33:27 +0000

Even though the air surrounding our country is still saturated by the political poison of the Obama Socialism (there should be a small trademark notation after that last word..) when you spend a few days in Los Angeles, you feel the need to comment upon what it was that you “saw” out there.. If you attempt [...]

Sand In The Gears

noleftturnz — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 23:30:09 +0000

The “hurry up offense”, so popular during the fourth quarter of American football games has been the standard operating procedure since the onset of the Obama oligarchy in January. Once the necessary “hysteria” mythology is shaped and molded, once the mandatory “crisis” is embellished and inflated, the only answer from the insatiable socialists is to [...]