No Leftovers

Jesus at the Cypher?

Dwight Turner — Mon, 14 May 2012 02:44:08 +0000

Here’s a great Facebook photo making the meme rounds right now.

I think it’s great.

Only problem is I can’t figure out which one of these black dudes is Jesus…

Stop Feeding the Bangkok Belly

Dwight Turner — Fri, 11 May 2012 02:23:34 +0000

Getting fit and getting my finances in order are personal goals this year.

I don’t have a newspaper, hedge fund or any yahoo stock so where’s all my money going?

Last month I started using the Toshl personal finance app for the iphone to track all my expenses.

Well, I guess the results are kind of predictable. Almost 50% of my spending is food related!

We’ll see what happens next month when I have to pay to get robbed to renew my visa for Thailand.

Bad Birthday Mashup: Dark Knight Batman Versus Homey the Clown

Dwight Turner — Wed, 09 May 2012 02:45:37 +0000

I saw this hilarious Batman birthday video was trending on youtube and I couldn’t help reminisce about what the worst birthday of my childhood would have been like.

Then I remembered my favorite ex-convict turned reformed clown character, Homey the Clown.

You decide, which one of these would have been a worse birthday?

My First Digital Nomading Birthday

Dwight Turner — Mon, 07 May 2012 02:32:58 +0000

Digital nomading in a khlong near you!

A year ago I quit doing stupid shit I got paid for.

Now, I work all the time doing stupid shit for nearly free!

How do I celebrate? Proposals and reports!

Wheeew, on my hustle because on my next anniversary eerybody’s getting an invoice!

There’s also the chance that I could be homeless and hungry this time next year.

For that reason, I wanna thank the Digital Nomad Academy and everyone who jumps on the phone to mastermind with me and keep me on my grind!

Spotted: Tender Breasts

Dwight Turner — Sun, 06 May 2012 01:32:33 +0000

Trying to be more in shape this year and signed up for a class with Active Lifestyle at the Dusit Thani.

Not sure if it’s working yet.

Sure, my breasts are more tender. I’m more conscious that my thighs rubb together. And the yoga stretches help me really visualize dinner.

Is there any hope for me? Can’t tell yet, but I’ve got 15 new torture sessions to find out.

Mashup: Texts From Yingluck

Dwight Turner — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 00:14:16 +0000

Royal funeral in Thailand and people go crazy over a photo of Prime Minister Yingluck who appears to be on her phone during the ceremony.

Meanwhile elsewhere in the universe, Texts from Hillary meme is going global.

What happens when you mix the two, knowing a little about the relationship between these two ladies?

Voila!

Rack City Spoof: Snack City

Dwight Turner — Sat, 07 Apr 2012 10:42:21 +0000

I love how the put “official video” as if there’s ANOTHER Snack City.

Anyway, this video is awesome for a few other reasons, mainly:

1. I have a soft place in my heart for great raps about food (think Fat Boys).

2. Sigh. I regret not making the best of my student loans by spending my waking study hours trying to think of how to become youtube famous.

“…Snack city trick… Got 150 crumbs on my upper lip…”

Speaking at Bangkok Propoganda Camp

Dwight Turner — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 01:05:10 +0000

Well, that was nerve-wracking.

Spoke at TechCamp last minute and just relieved it wasn’t a total failure as I stayed up late the night before working on a proposal for a client.

One of the only redeeming things about my experience at the conference was meeting a few really smart dudes. This is especially the folks talking about the things I love like digital story telling and social media content strategy.

What’s techcamp? According to the awkward messaging that began the conference it’s free tools from the US government to overthrow your government. Yay!

Want another interpretation on Techcamp? You can see my article for ZDNet Asia.

Booking A Flight To Mumbai This Year?

Dwight Turner — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 00:31:23 +0000

Always wanted to travel to India.

Watching this video on Indian street food just made matters worse.

Also makes me want a food show for all the stuff we’re munching over at Eating Thai Food!

Spotted: Vday Makeup Food

Dwight Turner — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 00:38:23 +0000

If you ever get you ass kicked for writing a blog about your girlfriend, just throw this at her for Valentines Day and things will get better.

Thanks to the street food Chef at Gold Bay Leaves for saving the day!