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Dawn of War: Dark Crusade

2010-07-19T17:16:00.000-07:00

To truely enjoy this game you have to have played all the other ones. This is mearly an expansion pack of the original Dawn of War. That version started out with only the Choas, eldar, Space marines, and Orks. This Expansion pack includes a couple new races. The blood Elves and the sisterhood are new to the game. This is a Strategy MMO or just a story mode. Honestly this game is only fun if you play online with real people or on a lan connection with friends. Not to much fun with bots because for some odd reason no matter how easy you make the bots they still somehow manage to keep you on edge.

To really be the best at this game you need to learn how to balance army size and force with how much money is being made. Its alright to have a huge army but if that gets wiped out you need to be ready with enough money to make another wave or else you will get wiped out quickly.

Tip - For some odd reason they made the orks with a different army style. They can have many soldiers in one group, and they can have as many groups as long as they have towers up. The orks usually multiply to masses within a minute or two of the game so if you face off against them always get your commander and one group of soldiers. That should hold them off long enough to gain a bigger army.

The campaign mode is fun but only to a point. It can get a little boring, I prefer skirmishes or multi player matches. Well if anyone needs any tips or tricks to the game let me know and ill post it up! Thanks everyone, Death to the emperor!!

Need for Speed: Carbon

2010-07-15T15:10:00.001-07:00

If you are into cops chasing you and racing through the canyons to gain your honor as a racer then this is the game for you. With countless customizations and upgrades, this racing fury really keeps your interest and makes you wanting more. There game is all about high intensity, for example, when you hit high speeds usually around 100 + the screen starts to warp and you get the feeling and sight as if you were really driving that fast. Due to the screen warping you have to look at your map the whole time to figure out where you are and where to go.

A really cool thing about this game is the crew members option. You can hire and use crew members to either crash into other cars or show you the shortcuts throughout the map, etc. You get a good selection of cars to pick from at the beginning of the game and it only gets better.

Like I said before, if you like the canyon racing to gain you honor you will love this! It comprises of two races, the first race you have to chase the boss...stay on his tail as long as you can and when you think you have the chance, pass him! the second race is him following you....dont let him pass you at all! do whatever it takes to keep him behind you but dont fall over the edge of the cliff...instant loss.

So overall this game has everything you need to be kept interested and happy. I think this game is ok for anyone to play and I definitely recommend it to anyone with a lead foot. Play nicely and dont drink and drive :)

Killzone 2

2010-07-15T15:09:00.000-07:00

Remarkable.... absolutely remarkable game play. This FPS has to be the best one I have played for the console systems. The story line is very creative and will always keep you on your feet and wanting more. One think I didn't like was that it was too easy to predict when the end of the game was getting near. I did enjoy how straight forward the game was, there aren't any complicated parts of the game, its just a straight up war. Perfect for the combat type. Finally the guns, they look so good! the graphics have really come far since killzone 1.

This game focuses alot on team work, seeing as it is a war. Even though most of the campaign is done by you, you still have backup and your team mates actually do kill enemies and help you. Unlike killzone 1 where they were just used as cover fire.

The creators really did an awesome job on the shooting system. Exactly like real life, when you shoot from the hip the gun isn't too accurate except it does work nicely in 3 shot bursts. When you use the sights and move from left to right, it has to realign the sights or else it wont be accurate. Also if you look down the gun and hold down the shoot button and unload on an enemy chances are most of them wont hit or you will have too much recoil.

Another thing I liked was the amount of different types of troops. In the first killzone there was about 3 different classes of enemy ( If I remember correctly ) and in this one there are around 5 or maybe 6. One class that stood out to me was the heavy Armoured helgast, the only way to beat him is too shoot him in the head and then shoot the red pack on his back. This class is very creative and I like how it isn't rare.

I highly recommend this game to all, well those of you how can get it. This game really kept my attention, although I think it could have been a little longer, It was enough to make me happy when I beat it on expert. now go kill them all, FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!!

Dante's Inferno: Divine edition

2010-07-15T15:07:00.000-07:00

If you love religious battles and an RPG involving holy and unholy ways then this is the game for you! The story takes place in medieval times, when the pope ran the show and men were cast into hell as a regular occurrence. You play as Dante who is a warrior with a passion for blood and all deadly sins. When you discover your girl dead, you set out to the 9 circles of hell.

This RPG was alot like God of war 3. The fighting system resembles it but is way more fun to use. There are so many powers and upgrades for your moves and magic. Also another thing that I enjoyed was the relics use, as you further into the game you gain different relics that have passive powers which will help you throughout the game. Unlike got of war, you only get one weapon, which is fine because of the amount of wickedly cool moved you can have.

The boss fighting is everything but lame. It always keeps you into the game and the second you loss focus it can be the end. Once you have mastered all the combos and magic, the fighting becomes easier. In my opinion the best combo you can use is the cross Beatris gives you. This becomes handy once you level it up and the best thing about it is that you can't drain it out.

Here is a list of all the bosses in order and the way they die.

Circle 1- Limbo: King Minos, He dies with a spike wheel ripping his head open.

Circle 2- Lust: Cleopatra and Marc Anthony, once you defeat Anthony, Cleo comes down and tried to seduce you, she dies by your scythe.

Circle 3- Gluttony: Cerberus, Easy to defeat just use magic and combos and he is dead. Dodge his spit and don't let him grab you. He will eat you

Circle 4- Greed: Plutus, block his throwing weapon and send it back to him, combos work nice as well as Divine protection.

Circle 5- Anger: Phlegyas, You fight smaller enemies until you get on him head and use him to take down the city doors.

Circle 6- Heresy: You basically just battle throw hordes of Heritics and dark Priests.

Circle 7- Violence: Francesco, Throw his swords back at him and use big combos and Divine Protection.

Circle 8- Fraud: Fight Through the 10 stages of Malebolge. You free Beatris and she goes to heaven.

Circle 9- Treachery: Lucifer, this is an awesome fight. He dies by your cross and is tortured by the souls and forced to stay in hell for eternity.

This game was the most fun I have had with an RPG since the god of war series, even though this was better. :) Have fun with this game, and take care of all the souls you meet along the way. Please be fair to them :] To heaven or DAMNATION!

Dragon Age: Origins

2010-06-30T12:21:00.000-07:00

If you are into games with endless amounts of quests and adventures then this would be the game for you! With a huge amount of character customizations and weapon specializing, this game blows away any RPG for the console. Although this game will never amount to WoW (MMORPG) :]

You can already guess how long this game would be, so if you are hoping to beat it within a reasonable time frame then you have to devote yourself and your time to it. This is perfect for a high school student or younger aged kid.

The story takes place in the kingdom of Fereldom. It's considered a dark heroic fantasy game, and has mature themes in it. The playing world is also pretty big for being a console game, still doesn't compare to WoW haha. The fighting system is a little boring, for example you cant ad your own fighting style to the game, its the classic hit....hit....hit. One thing I really enjoyed were the many different spells, powers, and enchants you can use. I recommend this game to all who like spells, demons, evil creatures, and heroes! :D

Gears of war

2010-06-29T23:25:00.000-07:00

What an awesome game! The storyline was amazing and definitely worth paying attention too. If you haven't played the game yet, The story takes place in the future when aliens basically pop out of the ground and attempt to conquer the earth. You play as Marcus Fenix who was serving time in prison for abandoning his post to try and save his father. His good friend Dominic Santiago finally come to save him when the attacks start near the prison cells.

One of the fun options in this game is that through out your adventure you can pick your own ways to go when there are more than one option....for example...in the beginning when Marcus rescues you from the cells you can either pick the easy way which takes you through training or the hard way which throws you straight into the fight, naturally everyone picks the hard way cuz who actually goes through training in games? lol n00bs :)

I also liked the weapon selections, my favorite was the default assault rifle with the attached chainsaw, I love taking off heads with this close up battle saw. :)

This game is gory gory gory! but they still have the options to reduce the blood spill in the options menu. I recommend this game for anyone who enjoys killing aliens and blood spills, especially on a nice HD TV :) Have fun with this game and make the right decisions :]

Lego Star Wars

2010-06-28T18:14:00.000-07:00

Who loves LEGOS!? I loved legos when I was a little kid, and this game is definitely fun to play. It follows the complete star wars saga, all you star wars nuts know that, but for all you that don't know....the complete saga follows through episodes 1-6.

Episode 1: The Phantom Menace.

Episode 2: Attack of the clones.

Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith.

Episode 4: A new hope.

Episode 5: The empire strikes back.

Episode 6: Return of the Jedi.

This game is very team based...even if you play alone you still have a team mate. The best way to play this is with a friend because then you can switch off using different characters during the game to get past obstacles. The light sabers are pretty cool too. I do wish there were more moves in terms of fighting. Overall this game is fun for a couple of hours of team play but it will eventually end. I recommend this game for a family or kids who enjoy light saber battles! May the force be with you.

NBA 2K10

2010-06-27T19:51:00.000-07:00

Ill admit, I was never one to play a basketball game for a console, Very boring and I just couldn't get into it, but this one got me hooked for at least one round haha. The realistic aspect of this game is incredible! I think the key point that I enjoyed was that the game actually syncs with the real world of basketball. I was playing the Finals NBA game between the celtics and the lakers before it even happened! Too bad I lost as the lakers :( . In my personal experience playing this game, there isnt much I can write about in term of tips or a guide. Overall this game was fun for about 20 mins, But again personally I dont enjoy basketball games. I do have one tip though. Switch out your players when they get tired and when you shoot, press and hold " [] " and let go after one second or use the right analog stick and do the same. If anyone had any questions or needs me to post anything up about this game just let me know and ill be more than happy. Thank you. :)

2012 Zombie Vs. Aliens

2010-06-21T13:35:00.000-07:00

For everyone that has an Iphone (Which by now that should be EVERYONE ) this is a great game to kill time with. There are many people out there who think 2012 will be the end of the world, but little do they know it is really going to be the dawn of zombies and aliens! 2012 Zombie vs. Aliens takes place in 2012 when the human race was wiped out by aliens who came to earth. The humans come back as zombies and try to take back earth from the aliens. And the war begins. I like this game because it is like a Strategy game on the Iphone.

There are a good bit of levels for how big the game is but I think there could have been more. I really like the bombs and amounts of soldier classes....it really makes this game diverse and more enjoyable. This is a trench based game which means you cant just run out there and hope to win...you have to play smart and use the trenches to your advantage. Another cool aspect was that each soldiers costs money to make....You cant just send whoever you want out here whenever, which makes the player think and plan his/her moves and soldiers. Also just a side not this game has a lite version and the full version. I recommend this game to anyone with an Iphone.....which like I said, should be EVERYONE. :]

Red dead Redemption

2010-06-21T01:07:00.000-07:00

Well I finally got the chance to play this game. We got a new subscription to Gamefly so now I can get any game! woot woot. Well first off I must say the story line was AMAZING! The graphics could have been maybe a little better, considering it was for the Ps3, But still good. I really enjoyed the Rendering speed of the PS3 and game. This honestly wouldn't have been enjoyable if there would have been a loading time for every 20 steps in the game world. I also enjoyed how real the Horse riding was. Yes in the beginning it is a little hard to get it down but once you get the hang of it, it really is a fun experience, even in a game.

Just in case you don't know what the story or game, here is the run down.
You play as a bounty hunter named, John Marston, who is out the kill his old gang members who left him for dead. The Federal Govt is holding your wife and son hostage and blackmailing you into catching these old friends for them. You must help out strangers and Rebels in mexico and America to gain access to these criminals. Like I said before, The story line is great! The ending is even better and what a twist it is.

The shooting system was remarkable too. I really enjoyed the "Dead Eye" shooting, makes every shot count and very accurate. The dead eye also made the dueling matches fun ( even though I think it would have been more fun with the traditional quick finger duel ). Also in case you guys didnt know this.....if you quick press and hold L2, its locks onto the target temporarily so you can shoot the target, great for when you are out numbered....which is alot. One thing I wanna point out that I DIDNT like was the fact that every time I walked near ANY kind of robbery or group of people out in the wild I got shot at and was force to kill them.....sometimes it ruined my honor, kinda sucks. I think the best thing about this game was that even though you beat the Main story of the game, you can still play around in the old west world. I honestly recommend this game to anyone with a PS3.

If anyone wants/needs help on any part of the game....mission....stranger.....anything at all just request it and ill post it up as an addition on this post. Happy hunting!

God Of War 3

2010-06-15T21:52:00.000-07:00

Yes Yes Yessss to all you god of war fans. This game is EPIC. Perfectly created battle system and great graphics especially for the PS3 with the HDMI cable, there is no other way. As you remember you are Kratos who is trying to kill Zeus, His father. You start the game on Mt. Olympus along side with the Titans trying to get to the top to kill Zeus and the other gods.
At this time you have your swords of Athena completely powered to the max as well as full health and full magic. The very first boss you fight is Poseidon, the god of the seas. Fun fight I must say as you dodge and fight through hords of warriors that randomly spawn in front of you. I love this game because of its epic boss fighting sequences. Poseidon will try to kill the green earth titan you are riding.

Tip - while you fight Poseidon He will attack you with the huge claws. Hit them...keep hitting them until he loses grip and this is your chance. The little " O " button will pop up and you begin the sequences of buttons to kill him. Once you have done enough damage to him he will retreat for a little bit. He shall return and show up in a closer view. He will try and kill you with his trident but dodge it! keep hitting him until another " O " shows up. once you have defeated him you will get to kill him.....up close. Epic death.

From this point you continue up the Mountain until you get to Zeus himself. He will gather a bolt of lightning and strike the Titan with it, blowing both of you down the Mountain, This is where is gets interesting. throughout the whole beginning of the game you are fooled by thinking the titans are on your side.....you are just being used so that THEY can kill zeus....bastards. The titan lets you fall to your doom all the way down to the underworld. Messed up right?

This is where you start God of war 3. You swim through the river and pretty much loss everything you had a the beginning of the game. You meet Athena and she gives you the Blades of exile which she says will help you kill all the gods. Yay. This is where you will eventually fight the all mighty hades.....well after you figure out a bunch of puzzles you have to get through. ( PS: If anyone needs help on any puzzle piece or how to get past something in the underworld just email me or comment your question....thanks :] ) Once you have made it to hades lair you will fight him.....he looks big but don't be fooled.....kinda easy boss.

Tip - In this fight there will be alot of dodging.....so don't go and try to be all super strong combo because although it MAY work.....his attacks can take you out pretty quick if they actually hit you. Use small fast attacks and dodge ALOT. ( Also....I didnt know this when I first played but when he does his swipe attack its much easier to just roll around instead of trying to jump over it. ) Once you hit him enough the " O " will come above his head.... commence operation KICK HIS ASS. You will slice off a piece of him......he will try and use the force to get it back, keep hitting the chunk of meat until it disappears. This next part is a little tricky. You have to watch the floor very carefully and pick where you need to stand. The chains of hell will hurt you if you arent in an safe area. When you think you have beaten hades He will rise out of the ground for his final attempt. Use " R1 " to swing on the glowing paths then get behind and let all hell loss...get it, cuz youre in hell.....anyways, keep hitting his back until he dies and finish him off. You will obtain the claws of hades and be able to summon souls to fight beside you. good job.

The next part is Hermes.....the gods messenger. ( Ok I am going to take a second to rant about Hermes. Now he is considered one of the gods, but really he is just their messenger boy running errands for them. Why is he considered a god?! being a pet to the gods shouldnt make you a god! He has no power what so ever except for speed. He can barely even hurt you and is the easiest of all bosses to beat......with that said, lets continue ) He isn't really a battle its just a game of cat and mouse.....you play the cat and he is the mouse. Once you have followed him until he cant run anymore, you basically just beat the crap out of him as he runs around you until you are ready to kill him. Once you have done enough damage to him you may cut off his legs and take his speed boots. Now you can run up walls and all fast. Congratz.

When you meet Zeus's wife she will talk shit about you blah blah blah. Then release Hercules. He is supposed to be the prized possession of Zeus and his wife. Not much has to be said about Hercules, its a pretty straight forward fight. He is ordered to kill you by the wife of Zeus.

Tip - When you start off all you have to do it kill all the little minions that come after you. Once you have cleared the area he will put on the gloves, drop down and the fight begins. Hercules has a basic 1, 2 and 3 punch. He will hit twice and then a final blow then he is vulnerable to you attacks. Hit him until you see the " O " appear. He will charge you, all you have to do is fight back and pick him up and throw him against the spikes on the wall. After the first time you do that he will start to throw giant pieces of rock at you, dodge them of course. keep hitting him until you see the " O " again and then throw his ass against the wall! His final move with be lifting up the ground beneath you, all you have to do is pay attention to the sequences of buttons and finish him off, punch his little head in. You have won, as well as gain the gauntlets. yay :]

The story continues as you move on the find Zeus. The forge monster wants to make you a special weapon so he sends you to find a stone in the titans banishment zone. You will meet Cronos again. Remember him? You screwed him over by getting to pandoras box. ha. This is a fun fight, you run around on Cronos while dodging his huge hands.

Tip - He will start off by trying to crush you with is finger. Press " O " to repel it and use the head of helios to charge a flash and blind him. Next you will run around on his arm and he will try to scratch you off as you fight waves of monsters. When his hand lands hit his fingernail until the " O " comes up. You will rip his fingernail off. His bracelet will turn and you follow the path up to this bump. Hit it until it blows up. there will be a hole that an undead ogre will come out of. kill him and kill the surrounding monster then hit the hole until it blows up. Next follow the sequences and he will eat you. slide down his throat and you will cut open his stomach and retrieve the stone. Next destroy the onyx stone with the gloves you got from Hercules and finish off cronos. Congratz now you will get the whip weapon.

The final battle you will face will be Zeus. You father is a long battle but dont overestimate it. This battle requires alot of finger stamina and quick reactions on your part. Use the blades of exile....Although you can use any weapon....I found this weapon to be the easiest to use against him. It makes nice strong sweeps and strong final moves. also make sure you have a fully charged sword because that sword will be helpful later on.

Tip - There is no real secret to beating Zeus....he is just another boss. When you first fight him its normal, dodge his hits and keep hitting him until you see the " O " above his head...this will happen twice before a movie comes on. Here is where you had your chance to kill Zeus but instead you go and save Pandora from sacrificing herself to the box. She dies and Zeus gets away. Go outside and fight him again. Keep dodging his hits and fly when he slams on the ground. Once you have done enough damage the green earth titan will reappear and make you two fall into the heart of her. Break the onyx fort and shoot the heart with a fire arrow to burn away the wall. Hit the heart as fast as you can, Zeus will jump from above as soon as you get health out of her heart. ( Use the heart to regain health during the fight, all you have to do is hit it and you get health, you will need it ) Zeus will multiply himself to attack you, they also give you health as well as magic when they die. once you have hurt Zeus enough you will enter into the sequences of buttons to kill him. Dont mess up too much or you are dead, but once you get him against the heart...STAB THE SWORD INTO HIM!

Here is the fun part. Here you find the actual Pandoras box.....its been within you all along. Pandora spoke about hope, this is the key to beating Zeus. The hope to kill him. You walk around as a spirit for a bit and come back to life to kill Zeus in first person mode. You will pin him down and press " O " to continually beat his head in. When the screen goes completely red with his blood you can stop hitting him. I went for 7 mins straight before i realized this. Congratulations gamer....You have just beat god of war 3.

If you have any question of need a guide for any part of this game please comment your request or email me you request. Thank you :]

-Person Reviews:

I've only played and seen the first 2 in this series. This was the first gameplay footage I've seen of God of War 3, I love how the game has become even more gory and how ruthless Kratos' fighting tactics have become. The grapple function has definitely evolved into a quick time engagement, and the boss fights have evolved into so grand of a scale that shock and awe aren't enough to describe it. I wish I had the new generation gaming consoles so that I may sample or own the latest materpieces released in our new age of video games. In short God of War 3 is an unreal dance of blood and blades :D - Johnnie Hour ( Southern Cali )

Resident Evil 5

2010-06-08T19:38:00.000-07:00

Yay finally beat Resident Evil 5. I have been trying to conquer all of the games since Resident evil 1, with Main characters, Jill Valentine and Chris Redfield. This game takes place in Africa. You start off in a town where the virus was first introduced. You play as BSAA agent Chris Redfield and your partner is Sheva, with the West African BSAA.
Follow the road to the butcher shop, there you will meet a connect who will provide you with your basic pistol and clothes. As soon as you leave the shop you will start running into zombies...now...they aren't really zombies anymore but a good well placed shot to the head is the best way to put them down. I still love the shooting system in Number 5. The amount of interaction with the game and its enemies that is required is amazing. for example, if a zombie gets to close they will attack but you can prevent this by flicking the stick on the controller back and forth. Also if your team mate gets attacked you can run next to them and Press " B " to save them. Although one thing I HATED about the game was the fact that when you are doing so well in the game and you're almost done with a mission, your team mate dies....lame....who does that. There are alot more weapon choices in this game, the rocket launcher, sniper rifle, and different types of SMG's. The bosses in this game arent that complicated, in fact the ways to beat them are pretty straight forward.

There is one part of the game that I would like to elaborate on. When you are about 90% into the game you will come across a part where you face off against two predators and two huge guys with machine guns. I failed this part about 18 times before I figured out how to do it. When you first start this mission you will be opening a huge door, This is when the predators will come. Set up 2 mines about 14 feet behind you then pull out your sniper rifle. When they hit the mine they will stand up and flash a white meat on the stomach. Shoot it! this takes a second to aim but will kill them in one shot. If you happen to miss then run away and try again in the tunnel. now you should have killed them by now, but if you havent then you pretty much just have to run around until they flash again and you can hit them. Then run across the path under the door you opened and get on the turret on the left side. Shoot the big guys until they jump up next to you, then let loose on them. This will kill them, both. good job. :)

The story line and ending in this game was awesome. I really enjoyed how you find jill again and how she was ok to live and she didnt die or anything stupid. There are a good bit of puzzles in this game, though not as bad as the first two games. (If anyone needs help on any part of the game please email me or comment your question and ill give you a walkthrough) If you are a fan of the Resident Evil series then obviously I recommend this game for you, but even if you are a first time player you can still play this game without being completely lost. GO GET THEM ZOMBIES!

The Simpsons Game

2010-04-29T12:33:00.000-07:00

As funny as the movie was you would think the game would have to match up in funniness right?! Well in the beginning you play as homer in the land of chocolate! You have to chase this little white rabbit that send more chocolate bunnies after you to eat you. This game resembles a traditional hack and slash. While you are chasing the little rabbit you have to defend yourself from an onslaught of choco bunnies! You have the basic hit (punch) and you can burp in their faces to stun them. Once you finally catch the little white guy you kill him. lol. all that just to hit him and he dies.
You then proceed to turn into a ball where you roll around and kill more choco bunnies.....basically until you wake up from your dream. You wake up in your living room where we meet bart for the first time. After you meet bart, he follows you to the store....I forgot what the name of the store was but you just gata follow the glowing laser in the distance....so when you get to the story bart goes in and buys "Grand Theft Itchy" This game is rated M for mature and marge catches him with it and takes it away. Homer then comes with a BB gun and dirty magazines and takes bart down to the sewers where they enter a level. At this point you are now allowed to play with two players in CO-OP mode as bart and homer. Use team work to get through this Level. Also please dont get too frustrated because the camera angles can be pretty annoying....My GF gave up :( Well guys i havent fully played this game yet so this is it for now....ill update it more later tonight. :) Thanks.

Terminator salvation

2010-04-26T19:31:00.001-07:00

Now this isn't a game I was able to beat. It's an arcade game at the
Sherman oaks castle arcade in Sherman oaks, ca. It's a very fast paced
two player fps game. It's actually alot of fun and can be quite
addicting until you run out of money. I would highly highly recommend
this game to anyone with 10 dollars and a friend. Now I know that
might not be many of you. But for those who have it. Do it! :)
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Crash Bandicoot

2010-04-25T23:16:00.000-07:00

My very First game on the PS1. Played it again on the PS2 but I have to say that the PS1 was a way different experience. This Platform game went by so quickly. It had it hard times but for the most part it was pretty fast to complete. Although I'm sure if I would have actually caught all the crystals and what not then maybe it would have taken longer. I was Lazy :)

Now if you have played this game before then you already know that the main boss to beat would be Dr. Neo Cortex. Funny how he looks like a giant head walking around. Anyways, Crash has a little vendetta against Cortex, he tried to turn this sweet innocent bandicoot into a military leader....the vortex didnt like crash and rejected him so cortex chased him out of his window. Now crash get thrown onto the beach and seeks out Cortex and to save the female bandicoot, Tawna. Crash's Team consists of Crash's crazy smart sister, Coco Bandicoot. As well as this bodyguard Aku Aku. When you rescue this guy from his crates he becomes your wood shield....he just floats around you. He protects you from anything that can harm you. If you save him and rescue from his boxes enough times you get to wear him and become completely invincible. A little more about Aku Aku and Uka Uka:

This is AKU AKU.

This is UKA UKA,

don't like each other :)

They end up fighting along side crash and Neo against each other. Of course we all know who wins right? Well as long as you aren't a failure at this game....crash wins ^.^ Quick listing of all the bosses you fight in the game. We have, Papu Papu, a very fast native man, Ripper Roo, a krazed Kangaroo, Koala kong, King Kong sized Koala, Pinstripe, And finally Dr. Nitrus Brio. Honestly, The Last boss Dr. Nitrus Brio, was actually Harder than Dr. Neo Cortex. The Whole lab level was pretty difficult.

The First boss battle takes place in this little hut vs. a fat guy. His name is Papu Papu. Basically the way you beat him is by dodging his attacks and bouncing on his Head. The guy is so huge, really, its not hard to miss. The Second Fight Is against Ripper Roo, this krazed kangaroo is out of his mind! Crash somehow turns him red and beats him by making him get blown up by his own TNTs. Smart one roo! Third fight is against Koala Kong. Very big Koala! This Fuzzy creature hates you so much he throws giant rocks at you. The trick is to have him throw a rock at you, then when the rock hits the ground you have to spin and hit it back. Make sure you do it at the right time though cuz sometime it can hit the Barrels of coal and protect him. The Fourth fight is against a very trigger happy Pinstripe, now im not sure exactly what he is but he has a gun and its not fun :P The Final boss before Dr. Neo Cortex himself is Dr. Nitrus Brio. He likes to through pink bottles that blow up and green bottles that turn into gel molds that attack you. Pretty much you just have to dodge everything he throw at you until he gets impatient and drinks his potion and turns into a giant green guy. He will then continue to hit the ground and drop big slabs of rock that you use to jump on his head and beat him down!

Now the very last fight is against the big head himself. While he is flying around on his little ship thing he looks like a flying head! He shoots laser things at you and you have to dodge them and hit the green ones to hurt him. Side note: If you look at the background you see the whole island castle thing in flames..... honestly....a little bandicoot did all that? lol FTW. When you finally defeat him he pulls this hollywood dramatic falling stunt scene. And the fight is over, crash wins.

Here is a quick Video of all the boss fights. Enjoy ^.^

BomberMan Touch 2: Volcano Party for the IPhone

2009-07-29T20:13:00.000-07:00

OH yess!!! This game was so awesome and extremely addictive for the NES and Playstation. So many different options to this game. You could play a single player challenge mode where you run away from the chasing wall of fire and try to pick up packs while avoiding the enemies. Also, In order to make it to the end you must.....thats right, BLOW UP
WALLS....with bombs. =D There is also a multiplayer mode, which has always been the best part of this game for any system. You can chooose between a one player game with computers or a two player game with computers. The two player option does require a bluetooth connection between both Iphones.

Gameplay: This game takes advantage of the touch sensitive D-pad (Directional pad) places on the bottom left of the screen. At first this method of movement can be tricky because when you play with normal version say, on the playstation you sometimes get excited and tend to push the button harder. Well unfortunatley if you were to do that do you phone the screen might break so you have to learn to not push too hard. The bomb symbol on the bottom right corner is waht allows you too plant you bombs. This game still has all the old packs of powerups, and still introduces newer bombs that require the specfic use of the accelerometer in the IPhone.

Well thats pretty much it for this game, its not the biggest package but it is alot of fun when you're bored at work. I would highly recommend this game for anyone who is either a bomberman fan or just starting to get into the ways of the bomb.

Gotta Catch 'Em All

2009-07-25T11:49:00.000-07:00

Yup! pokemon. Now alot of people look at this as a 4th grader game, and they arent wrong it is. Yet I have still caught myself during the long hours at work at 3 A.M. with nothing to do, so i pull out the old gameboy and play some pokemon: silver version. This has always been an easy game to comprehend and can amusse almost anyone.

This game starts off like all the other ones, With that little movie where they explain what pokemon are and stuff then you shrink into a little ant thing. You start the game at your house and the game asks you what time it is and everything. You walk downstairs to see your mom and the table, she quickly gets you out of the house and you go to profesor Elm. He talks to you for a little bit then allows you to pick a pokemon in order to do some errands for him. You have a choice between chikorita, Totodile, and cyndaquil. Personally i usually pick the grass pokemon but for this version i choose the fire type. After you pick your pokemon you're off to explore the lands and train your pokemon. Eventually in the game professor Elm with call you and complain about how someone broke in and stole a pokemon. This is your rival. In every pokemon game you have a rival and this time its someone who Stole a pokemon, of course when you run into him he has choosen the one who is stronger against your main pokemon. You may lose that battle but its really not that big of a deal, you will meet him many more times after.

The game continues like normal with a couple of different turns. The badges all look way different and your also in a whole different region this time. Well whenever i would play these different versions, my main convcern was catching the very rare pokemon depicted on the cover of the game. This one happens to be a very powerful bird like creature named, lugia. He is hidden in a cave and actually to my suprise was pretty easy to catch. I used Lugia as a main pokemon to beat the elite four. His Aeroblast, is legendary especially because Lugia is the only pokemon that can learn that power.

Elite four: Of course everyone loves to fight the elite four, thats the main goal. well this team is no the easiest but with the right selection of pokemon it could become fun. the team consists of these four:

Will- The psychic Trainer. He uses Xatu (2), Slowbro, Exeggutor, and Jynx

Koga- The ninja Trainer. He uses Ariados, Forretress, Muk, Crobat, and Venomath

Bruno- The Fighting trainer. He uses Hitmontop, Onix, Machamp, Hitmonlee, and Hitmonchan

Karen- The Dark trainer. She uses Umbreon, Gengar, Murkrow, Houndoom, and Vileplume

Lance- This is the final enemy and he IS NOT part of the elite four. He is the league champion and the last person between you and being the Champion. He is just like his sister, Clair, A Dragon trainer. He uses Gyarados, Aerodactyl, Dragonite (3), and Charizard.

Once you have completley killed the elite four, Lance will take you in the back and put all your pokemon into the records system and put yourself into it as well. At this point all that is left to do is Fight Red (ash) and for the more complete people, Catch all 251 pokemon. Now that will take a very long time but im sure someone will do it. Have fun Catch 'Em all!

Counter Strike Condition Zero

2009-07-23T14:01:00.000-07:00

Well in my own personal opinion this game is god compared to the rest of PC games. It doesnt matter how old you are are how expirienced you are in the field of FPS this game will entertain even the most complicated minds for hours with its sensless violence and blood shed. First off, this is a massive multiplayer online (MMO) FPS game. This is ran on steam, a base platform for many games that can be easily downloaded.

(To download steam click here --> http://store.steampowered.com/)

Counter Strike: Condition Zero was released in 2004 using the Half life engine as a source. CZ was ceated to be a follow up to counter strike 1.6 and has many of the same aspects, excpet for a couple major changes. One of the aspects that didn't really change too much is the movement of your character. Since the strafing and running hasnt changed since 1.6, CZ has been played more by previous 1.6 players. On the other hand one of the major and more important aspects that got changed was the shooting module. In 1.6 the recoil of most guns including the ever most popular AK-47 and M4 rifles was soft and easy to control hense the reason players became expert level easier and could participate in most of the CAL competitions (which is partly the reason why there are so many CAL levels for 1.6). In CZ the recoil for the AK-47 and M4 are incredibly different, much more powerful and harder to control but the damage done by both of these weapons remained the same. Side note: These two weapons are the most commonly used weapons, because of that, when and if you start playing you should become proficient with these first.

The AK-47 is the terrorist equal of the M4. This High powered rifle is the crazier one of the two. Even with its out of control recoil this is still a highly prefered weapon amongst the terrorist team. It requires either a controlled two shot burst or a perfectly aimed one shot round. With its high damage rate it out does the M4 by a long shot.

This is the counter Terrorist M4 assault rifle. This gun carries 30 rounds in the clip and can be used as a fair automatic rifle and a great 3 round burst rifle. This is the prefered weapon of the CT team and is best used in again, 3 burst shots. If you are someone who chooses to use it as an automatic rifle then best spot to aim for is the body becuase the recoil will make you hit the head at some point. Many people say that having the silencer on this weapon makes the aiming more controlled, this is true but it also kills the damage it deals a little bit. The best way to handle this weapon is with the silencer off.

There are two teams in this MMOFPS. The counter terrorist team and the terrorist team. Counter Terrorist are responible for the act of defusing a bomb or saving hostiges. those are the two major scenes that can be played. The terrorist are responsible for either planting the bomb on any of the two bomb sites (on some maps there can be 3) and keeping the hostages out of the counter terrorists hands. Beware if you kill a hostage you will get money deducted from your pocket, which means no good guns, which in the end means death :) Of course there is the most popluar type of server, The classic deathmatch. Its says it all in the name, you just run around killing the other team and try to get the most kills. I mentioned something before about the CAL competition system. Many people know about this already because it isnt only for CZ but ill explain it for those who dont know. CAL stands for Cyber Athlletic League which is a league of gamers who creates CAL team to compete against each other for ranking and bragging rights. Those teams who prove their worth go on to become possible players in the biggest gaming competition which is shown on TV.

So there is counter strike condition zero in a nutshell. If you have any questions or comments or even concerns please feel free to email me them and ill add them to this post as a section from live readers. :) Thank you and hope this helps.