tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31074062009-04-12T22:11:46.809-05:00Queer. Irreverent. Dairy Free.<br>Cheeky, impudent, sometimes profane posts from a gay guy living in Chicago.No Milkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.comBlogger55512542.009731-87.669381This is an XML content feed. It is intended to be viewed in a newsreader or syndicated to another site.tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107406.post-40996299297671039932009-04-01T19:52:00.008-05:002009-04-01T20:08:04.032-05:00Hey guys, sorry I haven't posted for awhile. It's not that I haven't thought about it, I have, but every time I start to write something, it's just been too depressing. I have come to the...<br/> <br/> Queer. Irreverent. Dairy-Free. Visit the site for more!<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=uD2nyeHlWAM:SSRngg9nDXI:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=uD2nyeHlWAM:SSRngg9nDXI:63t7Ie-LG7Y"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=63t7Ie-LG7Y" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=uD2nyeHlWAM:SSRngg9nDXI:dnMXMwOfBR0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=dnMXMwOfBR0" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=uD2nyeHlWAM:SSRngg9nDXI:aKCwKftKxY0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?i=uD2nyeHlWAM:SSRngg9nDXI:aKCwKftKxY0" border="0"></img></a> </div>No Milkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.comhttp://nomilk.blogspot.com/2009/04/sorry.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107406.post-70363901459652717642009-02-03T09:41:00.009-06:002009-02-03T12:05:45.576-06:00When a toilet paper roll is yet to be unfurled, its direction is unknown. Like cellophane tape, you see the edge, the line, but you don't know its direction. Clockwise, counter-clockwise, it's a...<br/> <br/> Queer. Irreverent. Dairy-Free. Visit the site for more!<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=zdjde7IpDm8:LY41jFYGrsI:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=zdjde7IpDm8:LY41jFYGrsI:63t7Ie-LG7Y"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=63t7Ie-LG7Y" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=zdjde7IpDm8:LY41jFYGrsI:dnMXMwOfBR0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=dnMXMwOfBR0" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=zdjde7IpDm8:LY41jFYGrsI:aKCwKftKxY0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?i=zdjde7IpDm8:LY41jFYGrsI:aKCwKftKxY0" border="0"></img></a> </div>No Milkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.comhttp://nomilk.blogspot.com/2009/02/toilet-paper-roll.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107406.post-46863045575834943642009-01-29T11:12:00.012-06:002009-01-29T21:26:18.725-06:00As seen on Chicago's craigslist: FFC E Lakeview - m4m - 29 (Stairs) We past each other and I glanced down the stairs and saw you looking up. Was around 7:30 I think. I think we have a future...<br/> <br/> Queer. Irreverent. Dairy-Free. Visit the site for more!<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=VnNz44XG5cs:vW3pdzHi2DI:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=VnNz44XG5cs:vW3pdzHi2DI:63t7Ie-LG7Y"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=63t7Ie-LG7Y" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=VnNz44XG5cs:vW3pdzHi2DI:dnMXMwOfBR0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=dnMXMwOfBR0" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=VnNz44XG5cs:vW3pdzHi2DI:aKCwKftKxY0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?i=VnNz44XG5cs:vW3pdzHi2DI:aKCwKftKxY0" border="0"></img></a> </div>No Milkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.comhttp://nomilk.blogspot.com/2009/01/chicago-missed-connections.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107406.post-30465658334658459802009-01-28T16:27:00.005-06:002009-01-29T10:36:43.338-06:00Remember back to when I first reported a burning sensation I had back there? You don't? I don't know why you would forget such an important event in my life that involved my butthole. I question your...<br/> <br/> Queer. Irreverent. Dairy-Free. Visit the site for more!<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=bQ5A9RGNdr8:JaPFs9eXBp0:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=bQ5A9RGNdr8:JaPFs9eXBp0:63t7Ie-LG7Y"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=63t7Ie-LG7Y" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=bQ5A9RGNdr8:JaPFs9eXBp0:dnMXMwOfBR0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=dnMXMwOfBR0" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=bQ5A9RGNdr8:JaPFs9eXBp0:aKCwKftKxY0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?i=bQ5A9RGNdr8:JaPFs9eXBp0:aKCwKftKxY0" border="0"></img></a> </div>No Milkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.comhttp://nomilk.blogspot.com/2009/01/burning-redux.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107406.post-28364408463178822072009-01-27T09:28:00.006-06:002009-01-27T12:38:57.498-06:00It's really not that easy to stay upbeat in this recession. Some of my friends here at work have lost their jobs. The worst part about it is the Survivor's Guilt that I am feeling, that I am still...<br/> <br/> Queer. Irreverent. Dairy-Free. Visit the site for more!<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=V28TYsUDv4A:VqKPWgpz880:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=V28TYsUDv4A:VqKPWgpz880:63t7Ie-LG7Y"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=63t7Ie-LG7Y" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=V28TYsUDv4A:VqKPWgpz880:dnMXMwOfBR0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=dnMXMwOfBR0" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=V28TYsUDv4A:VqKPWgpz880:aKCwKftKxY0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?i=V28TYsUDv4A:VqKPWgpz880:aKCwKftKxY0" border="0"></img></a> </div>No Milkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.comhttp://nomilk.blogspot.com/2009/01/recession-depression.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107406.post-68359217609601540652009-01-20T14:27:00.005-06:002009-01-20T15:36:50.164-06:00With the Inauguration of our new President, the White House website has been updated. I don't think I had expected to see LGBT issues to be front and center at the new website, but I was totally...<br/> <br/> Queer. Irreverent. Dairy-Free. Visit the site for more!<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=Y-3iMPbJvWA:A32bmRFaqYk:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=Y-3iMPbJvWA:A32bmRFaqYk:63t7Ie-LG7Y"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=63t7Ie-LG7Y" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=Y-3iMPbJvWA:A32bmRFaqYk:dnMXMwOfBR0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=dnMXMwOfBR0" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=Y-3iMPbJvWA:A32bmRFaqYk:aKCwKftKxY0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?i=Y-3iMPbJvWA:A32bmRFaqYk:aKCwKftKxY0" border="0"></img></a> </div>No Milkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.comhttp://nomilk.blogspot.com/2009/01/in-with-new.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107406.post-41720326087628064712009-01-15T12:59:00.008-06:002009-01-20T14:27:53.156-06:00I knew, of course, that one day this would happen to me, that I would end up in the dumpster, though the mere idea of it tickles the vomit-trigger in the back of my throat. I mean, it's irrational I...<br/> <br/> Queer. Irreverent. Dairy-Free. 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Honestly, I try not to write the straight review, because...<br/> <br/> Queer. Irreverent. Dairy-Free. Visit the site for more!<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=qgYV804-dMU:7XPhGLHNtTI:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=qgYV804-dMU:7XPhGLHNtTI:63t7Ie-LG7Y"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=63t7Ie-LG7Y" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=qgYV804-dMU:7XPhGLHNtTI:dnMXMwOfBR0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=dnMXMwOfBR0" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=qgYV804-dMU:7XPhGLHNtTI:aKCwKftKxY0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?i=qgYV804-dMU:7XPhGLHNtTI:aKCwKftKxY0" border="0"></img></a> </div>No Milkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.comhttp://nomilk.blogspot.com/2009/01/ghosts-of-chicago.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107406.post-43396468625594901462008-12-30T14:11:00.007-06:002008-12-30T16:43:06.508-06:00Hmmmn. Not the avalanche that I expected, but here are a couple of responses I got for my Ad on craigslist: This one seems to be from some girl who thinks I have drugs. Hay, I use to be a lesbian,...<br/> <br/> Queer. Irreverent. Dairy-Free. Visit the site for more!<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=Ax87wOSvw04:f9ixUqXybHY:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=Ax87wOSvw04:f9ixUqXybHY:63t7Ie-LG7Y"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=63t7Ie-LG7Y" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=Ax87wOSvw04:f9ixUqXybHY:dnMXMwOfBR0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=dnMXMwOfBR0" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=Ax87wOSvw04:f9ixUqXybHY:aKCwKftKxY0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?i=Ax87wOSvw04:f9ixUqXybHY:aKCwKftKxY0" border="0"></img></a> </div>No Milkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.comhttp://nomilk.blogspot.com/2008/12/responses.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107406.post-23143160167815949512008-12-23T12:30:00.004-06:002009-01-15T15:14:05.755-06:00You know, when I was single, I hated personal ads, primarily because I thought that most of them were deceitful, if not outright lies--or at least the ones I wrote were. I mean, it suited my needs...<br/> <br/> Queer. Irreverent. Dairy-Free. Visit the site for more!<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=d_nALMMIs6o:sadnbIiKcbg:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=d_nALMMIs6o:sadnbIiKcbg:63t7Ie-LG7Y"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=63t7Ie-LG7Y" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=d_nALMMIs6o:sadnbIiKcbg:dnMXMwOfBR0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=dnMXMwOfBR0" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=d_nALMMIs6o:sadnbIiKcbg:aKCwKftKxY0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?i=d_nALMMIs6o:sadnbIiKcbg:aKCwKftKxY0" border="0"></img></a> </div>No Milkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.comhttp://nomilk.blogspot.com/2008/12/personal-ad.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107406.post-4207440247587853342008-12-19T12:00:00.017-06:002009-01-28T10:51:26.667-06:00In the past few months, I have thought a lot about my Will. I've talked to my boyfriend about what to do in the event of my death. My death. Sounds sad, melancholy but also, strangely erotic. I...<br/> <br/> Queer. Irreverent. Dairy-Free. Visit the site for more!<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=F-tQ4FBccSk:XAaVs41-lt0:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=F-tQ4FBccSk:XAaVs41-lt0:63t7Ie-LG7Y"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=63t7Ie-LG7Y" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=F-tQ4FBccSk:XAaVs41-lt0:dnMXMwOfBR0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=dnMXMwOfBR0" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=F-tQ4FBccSk:XAaVs41-lt0:aKCwKftKxY0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?i=F-tQ4FBccSk:XAaVs41-lt0:aKCwKftKxY0" border="0"></img></a> </div>No Milkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.comhttp://nomilk.blogspot.com/2008/12/last-will-and-testament.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107406.post-1756955127512537232008-11-06T10:18:00.002-06:002008-11-06T10:39:33.577-06:00On the passage of California's Proposition 8, the constitutional amendment to define marriage as between one man and one woman: This is a setback, but we have time on our side. I truly believe...<br/> <br/> Queer. Irreverent. Dairy-Free. Visit the site for more!<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=7NKIB91TFQo:QxbSQriupTQ:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=7NKIB91TFQo:QxbSQriupTQ:63t7Ie-LG7Y"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=63t7Ie-LG7Y" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=7NKIB91TFQo:QxbSQriupTQ:dnMXMwOfBR0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=dnMXMwOfBR0" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=7NKIB91TFQo:QxbSQriupTQ:aKCwKftKxY0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?i=7NKIB91TFQo:QxbSQriupTQ:aKCwKftKxY0" border="0"></img></a> </div>No Milkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.comhttp://nomilk.blogspot.com/2008/11/brief-note.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107406.post-74771593145707936002008-11-04T06:00:00.008-06:002008-11-04T06:31:21.653-06:00It's 6am right now and I've been awake since 5:15am. I am anxious, nervous, paranoid but then I remembered to take my Xanax. Ten minutes later, the anxiety and nervousness melts away leaving just the...<br/> <br/> Queer. Irreverent. Dairy-Free. Visit the site for more!<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=BFK4izbuKaU:yD3e9PxNRqY:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=BFK4izbuKaU:yD3e9PxNRqY:63t7Ie-LG7Y"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=63t7Ie-LG7Y" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=BFK4izbuKaU:yD3e9PxNRqY:dnMXMwOfBR0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=dnMXMwOfBR0" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=BFK4izbuKaU:yD3e9PxNRqY:aKCwKftKxY0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?i=BFK4izbuKaU:yD3e9PxNRqY:aKCwKftKxY0" border="0"></img></a> </div>No Milkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.comhttp://nomilk.blogspot.com/2008/11/election-day.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107406.post-18943476079409750932008-10-30T18:52:00.004-05:002008-10-30T19:05:06.316-05:00I am hereby interrupting the silence on this blog to call on you to VOTE next Tuesday, November 4th. If you're a gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgendered person, it is your duty to be counted every...<br/> <br/> Queer. Irreverent. Dairy-Free. 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My job is taking up a humongous amount of my time. I think of it as the evil penis vacuum pump that is slowly sucking out my will to live. I'll be back soon.<br/> <br/> Queer. Irreverent. Dairy-Free. Visit the site for more!<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=mc2FYFQ1HgU:9jvLp59Hd6g:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=mc2FYFQ1HgU:9jvLp59Hd6g:63t7Ie-LG7Y"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=63t7Ie-LG7Y" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=mc2FYFQ1HgU:9jvLp59Hd6g:dnMXMwOfBR0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=dnMXMwOfBR0" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=mc2FYFQ1HgU:9jvLp59Hd6g:aKCwKftKxY0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?i=mc2FYFQ1HgU:9jvLp59Hd6g:aKCwKftKxY0" border="0"></img></a> </div>No Milkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.comhttp://nomilk.blogspot.com/2008/09/will.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107406.post-72794776721606205332008-08-11T20:02:00.025-05:002008-08-12T16:33:32.579-05:00So, while I was at this reception for this gay wedding I attended this past weekend, a friend of mine asked me how my novel was going. I was shocked that my friend was asked me this question, since...<br/> <br/> Queer. Irreverent. Dairy-Free. Visit the site for more!<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=CZ8aEzEvUsY:M50-ybfWT2U:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=CZ8aEzEvUsY:M50-ybfWT2U:63t7Ie-LG7Y"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=63t7Ie-LG7Y" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=CZ8aEzEvUsY:M50-ybfWT2U:dnMXMwOfBR0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=dnMXMwOfBR0" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=CZ8aEzEvUsY:M50-ybfWT2U:aKCwKftKxY0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?i=CZ8aEzEvUsY:M50-ybfWT2U:aKCwKftKxY0" border="0"></img></a> </div>No Milkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.comhttp://nomilk.blogspot.com/2008/08/wedding-day.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107406.post-26118710712928960442008-07-19T09:50:00.002-05:002008-07-19T12:42:11.679-05:00I haven't been able to stop thinking about this since I first heard about it on NPR, this 'Garbage Island' twice the size of Texas which is floating in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The island...<br/> <br/> Queer. Irreverent. Dairy-Free. Visit the site for more!<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=GYiagjBY7WA:USXyaQabHyY:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=GYiagjBY7WA:USXyaQabHyY:63t7Ie-LG7Y"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=63t7Ie-LG7Y" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=GYiagjBY7WA:USXyaQabHyY:dnMXMwOfBR0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=dnMXMwOfBR0" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=GYiagjBY7WA:USXyaQabHyY:aKCwKftKxY0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?i=GYiagjBY7WA:USXyaQabHyY:aKCwKftKxY0" border="0"></img></a> </div>No Milkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.comhttp://nomilk.blogspot.com/2008/07/garbage-island.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107406.post-67799159928904573152008-07-03T08:46:00.015-05:002008-07-03T16:13:54.372-05:00Here's an interview I did with my friend Joe, who is writing a paper for his English class about bilingual people. I thought I'd share it with you guys. ----- When did you start learning your...<br/> <br/> Queer. Irreverent. Dairy-Free. 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Leave me alone.<br/> <br/> Queer. Irreverent. Dairy-Free. 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Some people think that we should not...<br/> <br/> Queer. Irreverent. Dairy-Free. 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So now, you can friend me on Facebook. If you don't friend me, I may...<br/> <br/> Queer. Irreverent. Dairy-Free. 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First, I have been learning to use MovieMaker to...<br/> <br/> Queer. Irreverent. Dairy-Free. 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I marvel at the creativity and the ingenuity of some of the pieces, such that it...<br/> <br/> Queer. Irreverent. Dairy-Free. 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Even though I've had an ipod for a couple of years, I'd only started subscribing to podcasts recently. I'm not really sure why, since I'm such an early...<br/> <br/> Queer. Irreverent. Dairy-Free. Visit the site for more!<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=Psp-xHGwQHg:lx9sfvkDpWI:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=Psp-xHGwQHg:lx9sfvkDpWI:63t7Ie-LG7Y"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=63t7Ie-LG7Y" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=Psp-xHGwQHg:lx9sfvkDpWI:dnMXMwOfBR0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=dnMXMwOfBR0" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=Psp-xHGwQHg:lx9sfvkDpWI:aKCwKftKxY0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?i=Psp-xHGwQHg:lx9sfvkDpWI:aKCwKftKxY0" border="0"></img></a> </div>No Milkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.comhttp://nomilk.blogspot.com/2008/05/podcasts.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107406.post-12297374010151210792008-05-25T23:00:00.000-05:002008-05-26T01:33:53.081-05:00I found this in an alley near Wrigley Field. It's IML weekend here in Chicago. Coincidink?<br/> <br/> Queer. Irreverent. Dairy-Free. Visit the site for more!<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=0e_fEITpAQs:jw9mauxflk0:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=0e_fEITpAQs:jw9mauxflk0:63t7Ie-LG7Y"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=63t7Ie-LG7Y" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=0e_fEITpAQs:jw9mauxflk0:dnMXMwOfBR0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?d=dnMXMwOfBR0" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?a=0e_fEITpAQs:jw9mauxflk0:aKCwKftKxY0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/NoMilkPlease?i=0e_fEITpAQs:jw9mauxflk0:aKCwKftKxY0" border="0"></img></a> </div>No Milkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01846493717804516956noreply@blogger.comhttp://nomilk.blogspot.com/2008/05/may-flowers.html