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height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/593052846715482109-256088607605244728?l=www.noresultsfoundfor.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/feeds/256088607605244728/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=593052846715482109&amp;postID=256088607605244728' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/256088607605244728'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/256088607605244728'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/2008/08/mischievous-flapping-device.html' title='mischievous flapping device'/><author><name>Jill @ The Friday Pint</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-593052846715482109.post-8956689265014237790</id><published>2008-08-17T10:22:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2008-08-17T10:53:23.641+01:00</updated><title type='text'>fishstick perfume</title><content type='html'>For the lady angler in your life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;submitted by = gotitans101&lt;br /&gt;valid for search of the month = yes&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/593052846715482109-8956689265014237790?l=www.noresultsfoundfor.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/feeds/8956689265014237790/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=593052846715482109&amp;postID=8956689265014237790' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' 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Pint</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-593052846715482109.post-484835584854763115</id><published>2008-08-17T09:45:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2008-08-17T10:46:57.429+01:00</updated><title type='text'>chunky ostrich thighs</title><content type='html'>The monthly magazine for boys that love big birds.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;submitted by = muttonchopwayne&lt;br /&gt;valid for search of the month = yes&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/593052846715482109-484835584854763115?l=www.noresultsfoundfor.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/feeds/484835584854763115/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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China.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;submitted by = selfdestruktor&lt;br /&gt;valid for search of the month = yes&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/593052846715482109-5803134296913089154?l=www.noresultsfoundfor.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/feeds/5803134296913089154/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=593052846715482109&amp;postID=5803134296913089154' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/5803134296913089154'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/5803134296913089154'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/2008/08/noodle-wrangling-allstar.html' title='noodle wrangling allstar'/><author><name>Jill @ The Friday Pint</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-593052846715482109.post-6354491226402812051</id><published>2008-08-17T09:27:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2008-08-17T10:50:35.679+01:00</updated><title type='text'>cupcake shaped genital warts</title><content type='html'>Oh dear.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;submitted by = l.brewerton&lt;br /&gt;valid for search of the month = yes, gross but valid&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/593052846715482109-6354491226402812051?l=www.noresultsfoundfor.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-593052846715482109.post-3883751758325687954</id><published>2008-08-16T19:07:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2008-08-16T19:08:15.629+01:00</updated><title type='text'>nasty puppy butt</title><content type='html'>Why I'm giving the dog a bath.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;submitted by = theecodude&lt;br /&gt;valid for search of the month = yes&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/593052846715482109-3883751758325687954?l=www.noresultsfoundfor.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/feeds/3883751758325687954/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=593052846715482109&amp;postID=3883751758325687954' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/3883751758325687954'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/3883751758325687954'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/2008/08/nasty-puppy-butt.html' title='nasty puppy butt'/><author><name>Jill @ The Friday Pint</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-593052846715482109.post-1793756459097310106</id><published>2008-08-16T18:34:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2008-08-16T19:05:50.541+01:00</updated><title type='text'>google causes erectile dysfunction</title><content type='html'>Now that's funny but is it worth getting sued for!&lt;br /&gt;Let's hope the gods of search have a sense of humour.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;submitted by = Carly&amp;Tom&lt;br /&gt;valid for search of the month = yes&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/593052846715482109-1793756459097310106?l=www.noresultsfoundfor.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/feeds/1793756459097310106/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=593052846715482109&amp;postID=1793756459097310106' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/1793756459097310106'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/1793756459097310106'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/2008/08/google-causes-erectile-dysfunction.html' title='google causes erectile dysfunction'/><author><name>Jill @ The Friday Pint</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-593052846715482109.post-994412962059007853</id><published>2008-08-16T14:02:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2008-08-16T19:03:43.397+01:00</updated><title type='text'>heart warmingly macabre</title><content type='html'>Like the good old santa claus at your local shopping centre/mall...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;submitted by = Carly&amp;Tom&lt;br /&gt;valid for search of the month = yes&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/593052846715482109-994412962059007853?l=www.noresultsfoundfor.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/feeds/994412962059007853/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=593052846715482109&amp;postID=994412962059007853' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/994412962059007853'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/994412962059007853'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/2008/08/heart-warmingly-macabre.html' title='heart warmingly macabre'/><author><name>Jill @ The Friday Pint</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-593052846715482109.post-4671613443096445821</id><published>2008-08-16T13:59:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2008-08-16T19:01:11.598+01:00</updated><title type='text'>binary bonking</title><content type='html'>In out in out... shake that booty all about.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;submitted by = stumcgrew&lt;br /&gt;valid for search of the month = yes&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/593052846715482109-4671613443096445821?l=www.noresultsfoundfor.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/feeds/4671613443096445821/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=593052846715482109&amp;postID=4671613443096445821' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/4671613443096445821'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/4671613443096445821'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/2008/08/binary-bonking.html' title='binary bonking'/><author><name>Jill @ The Friday Pint</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-593052846715482109.post-8123372391470005165</id><published>2008-08-16T12:52:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2008-08-16T18:58:43.503+01:00</updated><title type='text'>i smell of potassium</title><content type='html'>I been licking cream of tartar, it nice to lick.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;submitted by = l.brewerton&lt;br /&gt;valid for search of the month = yes&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/593052846715482109-8123372391470005165?l=www.noresultsfoundfor.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/feeds/8123372391470005165/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=593052846715482109&amp;postID=8123372391470005165' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/8123372391470005165'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/8123372391470005165'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/2008/08/i-smell-of-potassium.html' title='i smell of potassium'/><author><name>Jill @ The Friday Pint</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-593052846715482109.post-8370778769773701460</id><published>2008-08-16T12:49:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2008-08-16T18:51:25.427+01:00</updated><title type='text'>miniature kazoo player</title><content type='html'>Another tiny morsel of pleasure, just not for eating.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;submitted by = muttonchopwayne&lt;br /&gt;valid for search of the month = yes&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/593052846715482109-8370778769773701460?l=www.noresultsfoundfor.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/feeds/8370778769773701460/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=593052846715482109&amp;postID=8370778769773701460' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/8370778769773701460'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/8370778769773701460'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/2008/08/miniature-kazoo-player.html' title='miniature kazoo player'/><author><name>Jill @ The Friday Pint</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-593052846715482109.post-855684744878323435</id><published>2008-08-16T12:07:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2008-08-16T18:49:05.093+01:00</updated><title type='text'>hamster meat pies</title><content type='html'>A tiny morsel of gastronomic pleasure.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;submitted by = jade5001&lt;br /&gt;valid for search of the month = tes&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/593052846715482109-855684744878323435?l=www.noresultsfoundfor.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/feeds/855684744878323435/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=593052846715482109&amp;postID=855684744878323435' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/855684744878323435'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/855684744878323435'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/2008/08/hamster-meat-pies.html' title='hamster meat pies'/><author><name>Jill @ The Friday Pint</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-593052846715482109.post-7488336614031595258</id><published>2008-08-16T08:44:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2008-08-16T18:46:32.650+01:00</updated><title type='text'>moose chases tail</title><content type='html'>Richard Attenborough is losing his grip, this should be covered...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;submitted by = selfdestruktor&lt;br /&gt;valid for search of the month = yes&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/593052846715482109-7488336614031595258?l=www.noresultsfoundfor.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/feeds/7488336614031595258/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=593052846715482109&amp;postID=7488336614031595258' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/7488336614031595258'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/7488336614031595258'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/2008/08/moose-chases-tail.html' title='moose chases tail'/><author><name>Jill @ The Friday Pint</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-593052846715482109.post-5511723824254283667</id><published>2008-08-15T12:50:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2008-08-15T12:52:46.129+01:00</updated><title type='text'>nostril flavoured milk</title><content type='html'>Only the mind of a genius could have thought up that one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;submitted by = muttonchopwayne&lt;br /&gt;valid for search of the month = oh yes, has to be a favourite...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/593052846715482109-5511723824254283667?l=www.noresultsfoundfor.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/feeds/5511723824254283667/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=593052846715482109&amp;postID=5511723824254283667' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/5511723824254283667'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/5511723824254283667'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/2008/08/nostril-flavoured-milk.html' title='nostril flavoured milk'/><author><name>Jill @ The Friday Pint</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-593052846715482109.post-7012080022736512309</id><published>2008-08-15T08:56:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2008-08-15T09:01:07.610+01:00</updated><title type='text'>flapjack backpack</title><content type='html'>A seriously sublime rhyme...&lt;br /&gt;A valise delice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;submitted by = muttonchopwayne&lt;br /&gt;valid for search of the month = yes&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/593052846715482109-7012080022736512309?l=www.noresultsfoundfor.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-593052846715482109.post-8113953351933756582</id><published>2008-08-15T08:27:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2008-08-15T08:43:37.566+01:00</updated><title type='text'>child eats own head</title><content type='html'>How disappointing that there's no results for this one!&lt;br /&gt;The National Enquirer has missed a trick here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;submitted by = selfdestruktor&lt;br /&gt;valid for search of the month = yes&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/593052846715482109-8113953351933756582?l=www.noresultsfoundfor.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/feeds/8113953351933756582/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=593052846715482109&amp;postID=8113953351933756582' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/8113953351933756582'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/8113953351933756582'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/2008/08/child-eats-own-head.html' title='child eats own head'/><author><name>Jill @ The Friday Pint</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-593052846715482109.post-6518201920768298695</id><published>2008-08-15T07:54:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2008-08-15T08:45:17.622+01:00</updated><title type='text'>flatulent pillows</title><content type='html'>Oversized whoopee cushions for today's ample rear?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;submitted by = elite.fencer&lt;br /&gt;valid for search of the month = yes&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/593052846715482109-6518201920768298695?l=www.noresultsfoundfor.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/feeds/6518201920768298695/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=593052846715482109&amp;postID=6518201920768298695' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/6518201920768298695'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/6518201920768298695'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/2008/08/flatulent-pillows.html' title='flatulent pillows'/><author><name>Jill @ The Friday Pint</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-593052846715482109.post-5324807773285037546</id><published>2008-08-15T07:40:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2008-08-15T08:52:07.871+01:00</updated><title type='text'>gruffalo curry</title><content type='html'>Allow to simmer for a good couple of hours, those &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gruffalo"&gt;gruffalos&lt;/a&gt; is chewy.&lt;br /&gt;Tastes a bit like goat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;submitted by = alisonselby&lt;br /&gt;valid for search of the month = yes&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/593052846715482109-5324807773285037546?l=www.noresultsfoundfor.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link 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rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/668552978345388770'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/668552978345388770'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/2008/08/frozen-monkey-suckers.html' title='frozen monkey suckers'/><author><name>Jill @ The Friday Pint</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-593052846715482109.post-2378150135973145374</id><published>2008-08-14T10:24:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2008-08-14T10:25:10.679+01:00</updated><title type='text'>owl infested underpants</title><content type='html'>What a hoot!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;submitted by = charlieew&lt;br /&gt;valid for search of the month = yes&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' 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Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/2847765633377368307'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/2847765633377368307'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/2008/08/farmer-creates-fragrant-brussels.html' title='farmer creates fragrant brussels'/><author><name>Jill @ The Friday Pint</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-593052846715482109.post-701572677467944792</id><published>2008-08-13T09:36:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2008-08-13T09:37:11.082+01:00</updated><title type='text'>seahorses can't fart</title><content type='html'>That's why their little eyes are so bulgy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;submitted by = leeleecordelia&lt;br /&gt;valid for search of the month = no, he's staff&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/593052846715482109-701572677467944792?l=www.noresultsfoundfor.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/feeds/701572677467944792/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=593052846715482109&amp;postID=701572677467944792' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/701572677467944792'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/701572677467944792'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/2008/08/seahorses-cant-fart.html' title='seahorses can&apos;t fart'/><author><name>Jill @ The Friday Pint</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-593052846715482109.post-8792175514669833606</id><published>2008-08-13T08:38:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2008-08-13T09:39:45.302+01:00</updated><title type='text'>turquoise posted notes</title><content type='html'>Surreally nice phrase that.  Tickles my mouth good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;submitted by = bobby.leonard&lt;br /&gt;valid for search of the month = yes&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/593052846715482109-8792175514669833606?l=www.noresultsfoundfor.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/feeds/8792175514669833606/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=593052846715482109&amp;postID=8792175514669833606' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/8792175514669833606'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/8792175514669833606'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/2008/08/turquoise-posted-notes.html' title='turquoise posted notes'/><author><name>Jill @ The Friday Pint</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-593052846715482109.post-5105161211605028608</id><published>2008-08-12T16:29:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2008-08-13T10:06:51.334+01:00</updated><title type='text'>jellyfeet and bunions</title><content type='html'>Sounds like a new CBeebies classic. &lt;br /&gt;I can hear the annoying theme tune already...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;submitted by = mariawren&lt;br /&gt;valid for search of the month = yes&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/593052846715482109-5105161211605028608?l=www.noresultsfoundfor.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/feeds/5105161211605028608/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=593052846715482109&amp;postID=5105161211605028608' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/5105161211605028608'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/593052846715482109/posts/default/5105161211605028608'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.noresultsfoundfor.com/2008/08/jellyfeet-and-bunions.html' title='jellyfeet and bunions'/><author><name>Jill @ The Friday Pint</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry></feed>