Funny moments. Almost every guy have them. Or should I just say every thrill-seeker, borderline stupid and just plain impulsive guy got them. Whichever you think is correct, we are giving you some treats – funny clips.

Watch the videos below and laugh out loud with the men’s funny moments.

Oh how it hurts,  when good things  turn bad.

Your pants is not a part-time shirt! Always remember that. Hopefully, unlike this guy, you will still remember that even if you’re drunk.

Adventure is fun. But not if it sends you to the hospital.

Moderation is the key. The term is clearly not on this guy’s vocabulary.

Alright, enough of the moments that hurt – badly.  But you should take note, they are posted not just for laughing but also for learning. Hopefully, with these videos you’ll learn what’s not to do.

But, wait we’re not done yet.

Behold, the sound of triumph … and the beating that comes after.

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Cologne, Germany had their pleasure of watching the Battlefield 3 demos of some bad-ass co-op, jets and night vision.

Rather then me ramble about how awesome these demonstrations were, check out the live videos fresh from GamesCon in Germany.

Battlefield 3 Leaked Videos:

Check out the nice co-op demo, while these guys are no super bad ass soldiers. They do make a nice team and communicate well.

The video is showing off the PS3.

Here is some info straight from GamesCom:

The press conference disclosed a previously unseen co-op mode mission for PS3 called “Exfiltration.” Two players are trying to recover a high-ranking officer named El Zakir who recently defected from the PLR. There’s a lot of close-quarters footage in the demo, which is mildly exciting but could be more compelling in harder difficulties. Players can revive each other, shoot primary weapons while down, or crawl away from battle during co-op. Combined final scores are shown later in Battlelog, a social-networking site for BF players.

Read more at Cnet

Holy Shit…. Jets

This demo os the caspian sea is priceless. The jets are being shown, plus you will see choppers and listen to the sound effects.

Battlefield 3 framerates are looking very good and the dice engine seems to work very nicely, just incase some of you folks were worried about frame rates. This demo is awesome, but the gameplay footage of the 64-player  multiplayer map was just downright sick!!!

Jets look great… but even the cockpit are looking great.

You got to love that pilot chatter in that cockpit.

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I couldn’t resist, once I saw these videos of the upcoming new Battlefield 3 game I had to post it.

Unless you’ve been living under a rock lately, then you probably heard about the upcoming battlefield 3 series that may take the crown away from Call of Duty. Some may disagree… but let me tell you, check out the video and tell me what you think.

Battlefield 3 Looks Amazing

The video shows a 12 minute clip of multiplayer.

If your wondering how to get into the beta, unfortunately it’s already closed. But here is some videos to keep you up-to-date. It’s simply awesome.

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Lets face it guys, the dating scene has changed and now it is much more complex than ever. Women are actually getting smarter and learning how to counter all the things that would work in the past. Forget about the cheesy pick up lines because she has already heard them, forget about all your tactics that would work with women in the past and take a totally different approach.

Become The Man Of Mystery

Have you been trying to hook up with the girls but just haven’t been able to? You look at these other guys that are good with the ladies and you know that you have so much more to offer than some of these other guys but still they are doing something that you’re not.

Women are very complicated and that is why it is so hard to break the ice with them and basically get your foot in the door.

Listen up single guys, you need to stand out from the crowd and have the women laser focus on you and nobody else. How can you do this without looking out of place or making a fool of yourself?

#1 Look good all the time

Sorry guys but you have to start thinking like a girl and and you have to make a trip to the mall and do some shopping. Your normal dress up clothes are probably outdated and may not fit right on you any more which is why you need to get yourself a new look. You don’t have to spend a lot of money, you can get some nice slacks and a nice long sleeve shirt cheap now a days that won’t burn a hole in your wallet. You don’t want to over do it though.

Don’t forget about you hygiene boys.

Take the time to get a haircut and go out and by yourself a razor and give yourself a little shave on the face. You got a beard? Trim it at least, it will help your chances, but then there are some women who like and don’t like facial hair so test it out.

You don’t want to look like you don’t take care of yourself. Huge turnoff for the ladies.

When you go to your favorite mens store, ask a good looking women, who works there, to give you some advice. Seriously, if she is hot then she has good fashion sense and will lead you in the right direction.

What you think about your new get up and what girls think could be totally opposite!

You may think that you picked out a great pair of pants and shirt but always get a girls opinion first because you may think it looks good but lets face it, you want to look good for the ladies and not your mirror. These girls will help you out.

What you think?

“I like this shirt and pants because I feel comfortable in them, the price is good and I think the girls will really like what I am wearing.”

Wrong buddy, if you are thinking comfortable and cheap, that is what image you are giving off to the ladies.

What She Thinks?

“Oh please don’t come over here and talk to me. Who dresses this guy? His mother? Maybe he got his clothes at a garage sale. ”

The worst thing you want to do is look cheap, trust me, the ladies will just turn and laugh, that is if they even acknowledge the fact that you are there.

If you want to know how to persuade women, you must as well learn how to look good all the time. Remember that physical attraction is also important, so you must make sure that you know how to observe proper hygiene and you know how to look great when you are around beautiful ladies in order to get their attention and make them want you for good.

Read more at: askmen.com

#2 Kill Em With Confidence

You’ve all heard the saying ” Kill them with kindness” right? Well kill them with confidence is just the same.

Walk with some pep in your step. Stand up straight and walk with a purpose.

You want a strong aura around you when you walk into a room that gives off a presence that lets everyone know that you are something special and you mean business.

• Smile, because that lets everyone know that you are open to good conversation.
• Make eye contact with the ladies
• don’t be shy around the ladies (what else do you got to lose)
• believe in yourself that you are confident

Don’t go overboard with this confidence thing because it could backfire on you.

There is a fine line between confidence and arrogance. Arrogance turns a lot of women off but if you are teetering on the fine line this will make them be more interested in you. It’s tough to do but if you master it, you will benefit from the rewards.

One of the most important things that can guarantee you to win the hearts of pretty ladies out there would be to have self confidence especially when you are around them. Having self confidence is important because girls won’t get attracted to you if you seem to timid and too shy when they are around.

#3 Be a Real Man With A Soft Side Too

Yeah you love sports, yeah you love to hang out with the boys, women know this so be honest about it. Tell the women you do normal things that a guy does, they know this, but tell them you do it in moderation.

Women look at men and ask themselves if this guy will be there to provide for them, be there for them in their time of need, and for the big shocker, they want someone there that will protect them.

You actually get brownie points for showing your feelings.

I don’t mean being able to cry in front of them, I am talking about showing your soft side. Women frequently seek out intellectual and caring partners.

• Be interested in the things that women do.
• Show her that you care about what she has to say
• Start an intelligent conversation with her that most men wouldn’t dare get into
• Don’t make it all about you, ask about her likes and dislikes

Again, this is why women are complicated because there is a fine line of showing your feelings. Show too much feelings and she may think you are a wimp. Show just enough feelings and she will know that you are confident enough to express your feelings. You don’t want to her consider you as just one of the girls which she will start considering you as the “F” word…. FRIENDS.

Things To Avoid After The Ice Has Been Broken

Just because you got your foot into the door doesn’t mean you are worthy enough for a first date. A lot of men have made the mistake of jumping the gun too quickly which actually puts fear into the eyes of women which totally turns you into that “Not Dating Material” kind of guy.

• Don’t be too easy to please – she may think you’re too insecure to disagree with her
• Don’t be too focused on sex – she will think you just want a one night stand
• Never Ever Be Possessive – she will feel smothered and think of you as a “PSYCHO”
• focus on her not your phone – texting is rude in mid conversation
• Don’t be cheap – as before, huge turn off for women
• Don’t talk about your Ex – she will think you have too much baggage

Return On Investment

Yeah, these things are an investment of time and money but they will help you get the girl of your dreams. By investing in a little bit of time will not only help your chances of being a hit with the ladies, it will also help you become a much better person, feel much better about yourself, and show her that you are a real guy that she can see herself with in the future. She will know what she is getting into and how you will treat her in the future.

Again, the best advice is to be yourself, and courting the ladies is very touchy and complicated. Guys, you may strike out here and there but don’t give up. Learn from your mistakes and learn not to make that same mistake again and you will seriously up your chance of success. Please comment below and tell us what you think and of coarse, tell us if you have used these techniques and if they help you find the woman of your dreams!

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It’s Friday and it’s cocktail hour.

Before you go and get TWISTED!!! Here is a smooth drink mix called the Strawberry Blonde. Nice and sweet but also a killer with the ladies. Chime in ladies… if you agree. This is one powerful smooth type James Bond type drink you make for your date. Hope you like and works well for your weekend. Happy Friday my friend!

The “Strawberry Blonde” Drink Recipe For Your Friday

• 2 oz Champagne
• 2 oz Stoli® Strasberi vodka
• 1 1/2 oz pineapple juice
• 1/2 oz strawberry daiquiri mix

For Those Trying To Get Your Date Twisted Tonight:

Yeah… you know who you are, trying to get your date to try that sweet drink so she get’s a little twisted. Hoping to turn your night into a Wild and Crazy Experience. Look I can’t blame you, so I found a elegant.. yet romantic type of drink that Bobby Flay brought to my attention.

You pull out a blender, strawberries and champagne for your date. You are definitely increasing your chances of Fun Time! Check out the video below:

Avoid Serving To Much Or Else

Well… wanted to send you over the drunk girl compilation…. Remember my friend. Drink responsibly or you could be playing Mr. Best Friend at the end of the night. LOL!!!!

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Have a drink mix or want to shout your opinion. Go for it… below.
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The space shuttle astronauts have boarded the space shuttle for it’s 135th and final mission, an end to the 30 year program. The space shuttle will launch at 11:15 eastern time today. Lets remember the accomplishments and the unfortunate times.

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Representatives are stating that there are projected to be over a million people preparing to watch this historic event of the  space shuttle launch for it’s final time. But, weather may be an issue. Partly cloudy skies and thunder storms could put a damper on this historic event. If the weather plays too much of a factor, then NASA will delay the launch for Saturday or Sunday July 8th or 9th.

America’s longest space-flying streak ends this week with the smallest crew in decades — three men and a woman who were in high school or college when the first space shuttle soared 30 years ago.

History will remember these final four as bookending an era that began with two pilots who boldly took a shuttle for a two-day spin in 1981 without even a test flight. That adventure blasted space wide open for women, minorities, scientists, schoolteachers, politicians and even a prince.

On Friday aboard Atlantis, this last crew will make NASA’s 135th and final shuttle flight. It will be years before the United States sends its own spacecraft up again.

Read more at: chinapost.com

Space Shuttle’s Final Four

The crew of the space shuttle have geared up and are literally making their final pre-launch checks and are preparing for the launch as we speak. Reports from spaceport claims they have already boarded the shuttle and are on their way to making history.

• Commander – Christopher Ferguson
• Co-Pilot – Douglas Hurley
• Co-Pilot – Rex Walheim
• Co-Pilot – Sandra Magnus

Their Mission

The crew of the space shuttle will be delivering parts and supplies, and also spare parts to the International Space station over their 12 day mission. The space shuttle played a vital role in the construction and operation of the orbital outpost.

The Memories

I remember the time when my mom and dad would wake me up in the morning or evenings to try and find the space shuttle as it was launching. As a kid, I never thought we could see it because it was so far away, but living in South Florida, we could see that thing screaming up into the heavens whether it was in the day or night time. An experience I will never forget.

I do remember the bad times though when I was in 5th grade January 28, 1986  and all the 5th grade classes got together to watch the space shuttle Challenger launch at school. As I walked in, it just launched and remember just seeing a fireball, no one knew what happened and everyone was in shock.

The End Of A 30 Year Era

Many people are wondering why the space shuttle program is being put to rest. Could it be financial problems? Or could they have something better in mind for the future of space travel? From the limited information NASA is revealing, it seems that they are planning something big and will be a huge impact of future space exploration.

NASA is ending the shuttle program to concentrate resources on deep-space exploration. The agency is working with several commercial U.S. aerospace companies to develop vehicles to replace the shuttles.  Until then, Russia’s Soyuz spacecraft will ferry U.S. astronauts to and from the ISS, while Russian, European and Japanese cargo rockets will continue their resupply and waste disposal missions to the station.

Good Luck Space Shuttle Crew!

Good luck to the final four crew of the space shuttle on this 135th and final mission. Thank you for all the memories and all the history that we are able to share with our friends and family. If you have memories of the space shuttle whether it be good or bad please post a comment below and let us know.

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Facebook has released some information about their new launch that will give users a great way to contact their friends. The techies at Facebook are stating that this new feature will help friends contact other friends in a very unique and fun way? What do you think it is? Well here’s a hint….. Skype.

1 Click Way To Get Connected Through Video Calling

That’s right folks, the leading social network Facebook is releasing a new feature today while we are covering this story live over livestream and it involves a huge partnership with Skype. Now Facebook is taking social networking to the next level by the use of video calling.

As promised, Facebook will make an “awesome” announcement today, July 6, at 10 a.m. PST (1 p.m. EST, 6 p.m. GMT) at the company’s headquarters in Paolo Alto, California.

It’s rumored that Facebook will announce a partnership with Skype that will integrate video chat directly into the Facebook platform. Group chats are also rumored to be on the docket, though some speculate that Facebook may take today to unveil a new mobile platform.

So What Does This Mean For Facebookers?

This means that now you can login to your Facebook account and can get in contact with any of your Facebook friends and family with just one click of a button but with a twist. Since Facebook is partnering with Skype, now users can call a friend using the Facebook video call application. Users can now call a friend, and if they have a web camera or a laptop with a built in camera and can literally have a live video chat with that person. How cool is that? Now people don’t even have to worry about paying long distance phone bills by chatting with someone who is across the world. And you can see the person you are talking with live.

Facebook Video Calling Group Chat In The Works

Facebook also announced that there will be a new upgrade in the very near future that will also help businesses as well. Now businesses can have group meetings using this video calling feature as well just by logging to Facebook. The group chat feature is still is a working process but the representatives are saying it will be released very soon.  Friends and business owners will be able to literally have a video conference call whether it be chatting for fun or discussing business goals for the week.

Rumors suggest that Facebook has partnered with Skype to execute the new feature, which will compete with the new “Hangouts” video chat feature found on the newly launched Google+ social network. There are even whispers on the wind that Facebook could introduce group video chats, which Google+ also features.

Read more at: huffingtonpost.com

What Does This Mean For Google +?

Google + is a new social networking website that is competing with Facebook for social networking dominance. Google + offers an application for video calling which many believe would be their magic bullet which would be the main reason why Facebook users would switch over to Google + but it seems that Facebook is always one step ahead.

Google’s newly launched social network (Google+) features a video chat feature (called Hangouts) that lets users chat one-on-one or in groups of up to 10. PCWorld predicts that the feature could grow into “serious competition” for Skype. Facebook currently does not offer a video chat feature.

Got An Ipad? Facebook Hasn’t Forgot About You Either

Facebook has a new application in the works for Apple Ipad users to get involved with this awesome new technology. Although a date is not set to be released, or what features this new application will involve, it is in the works.

There has also been speculation that Facebook may announce several other rumored works-in-progress, like an official iPad app, or even the super-secret Project Spartan mobile project.

Whatever is coming, we’ll know after 1 p.m. ET (10 a.m. PT) on Wednesday, July 6.

Pretty Cool Stuff Huh?

This is all great news for me, now we can contact our family and friends using a video calling application and it will feel like we are talking to our friends and family as if they are in the same room with us. Please comment below and let us know if you like or dislike this new Facebook video calling application.

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The Orlando Sentinel will be releasing the Casey Anthony verdict at 2:15 eastern time sharp. Will she be banished to the slammer for life or will she somehow get out of this mess that has been all over the media these past couple of months.

What Her Fate Will Be?

As this story is being covered, Casey Anthony is sitting in the courtroom awaiting the jury’s decision. News reports have concluded that Casey Anthony is very animated about todays decision which makes you wonder if she will be getting off.

WFTV-Channel 9 anchor Greg Warmoth found Anthony “very demonstrative.” WFTV legal analyst Bill Sheaffer said Anthony was “very animated” as she talked to attorney Dorothy Clay Sims, whose face couldn’t be seen.
Read more at: orlandosentinel.com

The Judge enters the courtroom

And the verdict is. Casey Anthony stands up and awaits her fate….

All rise for the jury… “Ladies and gentleman have you reached a verdict?” Yes we have your honor.

Will the defendant rise along with council…

In the circuit court for orange county Florida as to the charge of 1st degree murder find the defendant Casey Anthony NOT GUILTY.

Casey Escapes Life In Prison With A Charge Of Providing False Information To Law Enforcement Officers!

It seems that Anthony dodge a huge bullet here which seems that she may be getting a slap on the wrist as compared to what many feel that she should of been charged for murdering her 2 year old child. Now we await the sentence and how many years she spends in prison or if she gets another slap on the wrist by giving her community service time. We are awaiting now.

Anthony Guilty Of 4 Counts of Providing False Information To Officers

And the sentencing still continues at 9am on Thursday. But from what it looks like, she is crying tears of joy because she knows she might have got away with something.

What Are Your Thoughts?

After everything you have been hearing about this Casey Anthony Trial, you would think that she was guilty of murder from the start because all the information just didn’t add up. Now there seems to be a huge twist and she is getting off with a slap on the wrist. What do you feel about the verdict? Do you think she got what she deserves or did the courts and jury go easy on her? Please leave a comment below and voice your opinion.

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This is the time of year where we can celebrate our freedom by having a BBQ, getting a day off of work, and blowing things up in the sky.  But as the old saying goes, there is always one bad apple that ruins it for all. Make sure you and your family have a great Fourth Of July and make sure that you don’t get entered into our Fourth Of July Funnies Like These people did!

But before we begin we would like to especially thank our armed forces for protecting our freedom and risking their lives to keep us safe. Without these brave men and women, this country wouldn’t be a great place to live in. Thank you for all that you do and pray that you all come home soon.

Ok, Are You Ready For The Fourth Of July Funnies?

In our first segment we are going to be talking about the word idiot and how no Fourth Of July holiday is complete without hearing about a bunch of idiots hurting themselves or doing something stupid like blowing themselves up with fireworks.

But that’s not it folks, what is 4th of July without some pranks with fireworks? Now we get to see some really intelligent people pranking their friends and family on the 4th of July.

Warning!!! Please don’t Try This At Home

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1. It’s All Fun And Games Until Someone Pokes Their Eye Out

These goofballs got the wonderful idea to shoot a roman can not only from their crotch but also thought it was a great idea to go ahead and shoot roman candles at each other at night.

2. By All Means Don’t Pass Out Before The Party Ends

We’ve all been there before, someone drinks too much at your Fourth of July party and passes out. Low and behold there is some fun to be had at the expense of the person who is passed out. This one will make you think twice about passing out at your next 4th Of July party.

3. Pepe The Dynamite Dog!

Everyone who has pets can relate to this next video. Every time a firework goes off, all the dogs in the neighborhood start barking until the early hours of the morning. Could the crackling of the fireworks be hurting their ears and barking is their way of telling you to stop? Well Pepe, here seems to hate it when his family lights off fireworks and decides to take care of business in his own unique way.

4. For God Sake Don’t Start Shooting Guns!

I am sure you know people who decide it might be a good idea to take out their guns and start shooting them into the sky during their 4th of July festivities. Listen up hot shot, when you shoot a gun up in the sky, the bullet is going to come back down at some point in time. You better hope that no one is in it’s path when it finally drops back down from the heavens. This video is for all the married men out there, and this video helps teach a wife that playing with guns isn’t all that is cracked up to be..

Our Biggest Idiot Contestants Are???

Every year we have the biggest idiot contest to see what people make you cringe or even laugh at some of the stupid things that people do over the 4th of July holiday. Please meet this years contestants!

Contestant #1

And our first contest hails from God only knows where. She likes long walks on the beach and her favorite color is  clear.  Shes a stay home mom and likes to drink Pina Coladas on her free time, which is pretty much always. Her favorite time of the year is the summer because she gets to light off firecrackers from her backside.  Please welcome……. Betty…. Bottlerocket!!

Contestent #2

Our next contestant is an extreme sports fanatic and loves hiking, cross country skiing, and crawling. He also likes to launch bottle rockets from his mouth. Loves to make trips to the dentist on a regular basis. He hails from the alligator infested swamps of the South… Please give a warm welcome to contestent #2 Billy Rae… Snaggletooth..

Contestant #3

Our next contestant is a single dad who loves to have an explosive time with his two sons. He studies Chemisty at the University of Failure.. His hobbies include extreme baking, alternative grilling, and skin care. He currently resides in the Mountains Of Falusia and works part time as a Jedi Knight. Let’s give it up for Atom….Bomb!

Those are this years contestants in the category of 4th of July Stupidity and failure…

Happy 4th Of July!

That concludes this years segment of the do’s and don’ts of this July 4th. We hoped you enjoyed reading this and all the members here at NoSprayNoLay.com would like to wish you and your family a happy and safe 4th Of July. Please use the comment field below and tell us what you think of the pictures and the videos.

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Well… just got back from my 3D experience with transformers. And boy was I surprised… While most trilogies are a bore and played out, this one did catch me off guard. Here’s a down a dirty “Cherry Cola and Twizzlers” review from NoSprayNoLay.com

The 3D film made me feel like a Female Porn Star getting sprayed with facials by Deceptacons Goo…

LOL!!! -
Seriously… the 3D was in your face crazy…

Here is the NoSprayNoLay official review…

The Story:  (A)

I sat down and was instantly mesmerized by the opening.

Yeah but… what about the story. The story was a twisting and turning roller coaster ride which keeps you on your heels and thinking you know what’s going to happen, but really get jolted back to find your suspicions were wrong.

The 3rd story opened up some great bad guys and some cool good guys.

First off… I have to say: Just like when I was little watching the cartoons.

“Why Does The Deceptacons get all the cool stuff….” -Know what I Mean?

In regards to characters… there are some cool new transformers to show this time around that the previews don’t spoil. But …what really kept me going throughout the film was the twists and turns. This film had me wondering what the heck is going to happen next. And sometimes thinking…. “OK… I think I know how they are going to get out of this one”.

Overall the story is simply awesome… twisting my mind into a train wreck. There were some parts I couldn’t understand, but honestly, it was probably because… I was stuffing my face too fast with twizzlers and cherry coke I think. A true nail biter…. or for my experience a twizzler chewer.

Special Effects: (A+)

Seriously… what guy doesn’t like big machines blowing up things. In the movie, you’ll get a nice sneak peak at where Transformers came from and we get to see some more great slow motion captured car and knife fights.

The special effects, especially in 3D are such a great experience.

You see missiles flying… transformer eyes popping, drool dripping and more just spray into your face. I almost felt like a female porn star getting sprayed with facials by deceptacons. (LOL!!!!)

But seriously…. the special efffects were super cool. Did you expect anything else from this film? I certainly didn’t.

What Was New This Time Around?

• New Characters…. and New Bad Asses!
• Lots of Bloody Fatalities
• A little back-story of where these Transformers came from
• Hot Chic That looks like a younger version of Careron Diaz
• Evil Humans…

Overall: (A+)

This film was truly epic for me and will be for you if you like the transformers original stories.

It had some gruesome fights that made me jump in my seat. And like I said before, the story was fantastic. I love when they line up historical events with new movies… to make use think that this stuff really happened.

Go see this… and get yourself a big popcorn and cherry coke and enjoy.

What’s Your Thoughts?

Tell me your thoughts… comment below or click “Like” if you liked the film or the post.

Will Transformers 3 3D Make You Feel Like A Female Porn Star Getting Sprayed With Deceptacon’s Goo? is a post from: No Spray No Lay