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The Best of Noah Lot More

noreply@blogger.com (Noah) — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:36:00 +0000

Here are my 10 favorite posts on this site listed in no particular order. As always, if you know other people who might enjoy these posts, please pass them along. Best, Noah The Best of Noah Lot More Tom Tancredo Accidentally Deports JesusYou Shouldn't Have Sex With...

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Where Are They Now? - Joe Biden

noreply@blogger.com (Noah) — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 07:01:00 +0000

Have you ever wondered what happened to someone once featured prominently in the news cycle only to disappear? This week, Noah Lot More profiles Senator Joe Biden to find out what he's been up to. Profile: The senior Senator from Delaware, Joseph Robinette "Joe" Biden,...

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Terry McAuliffe Praises Hillary's Acceptance Speech

noreply@blogger.com (Noah) — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:14:00 +0000

DENVER (NB) - Following Tuesday night's speech by Hillary Clinton at the Democratic National Convention, former Clinton Campaign Chairman Terry McAuliffe praised Clinton's speech as the greatest acceptance speech ever given by a Presidential nominee. Although Barack Obama...

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John Edwards to Endorse NY Giants in Last Super Bowl

noreply@blogger.com (Noah) — Wed, 14 May 2008 22:46:00 +0000

GRAND RAPIDS, MI (NB) – In a bold statement today, John Edwards has declared he will throw his support behind the New York Giants instead of the New England Patriots in last year’s Super Bowl. Many Americans have been waiting on the former Presidential candidate to make an...

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Hiatus Update

noreply@blogger.com (Noah) — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 04:43:00 +0000

As of now, this website is no longer being updated four times a week. I've been working on writing in a different format, which means I have less time to devote to Noah Lot More. This website will most likely have entries in the future, but they will be sporadic. For my...

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Mr. Pibb Pursues an Advanced Degree, Dr. Pepper Fucked

noreply@blogger.com (Noah) — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:03:00 +0000

PLANO, TX (NB) - After floundering in soft drink obscurity for decades, Mr. Pibb has announced he will be going back to school to pursue an advanced degree. The unexpected announcement is expected to help Mr. Pibb compete directly with rival Dr. Pepper. In all likelihood,...

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NHL More Popular Than Gonorrhea, Closing In On Crabs

noreply@blogger.com (Noah) — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 08:26:00 +0000

NEW YORK (NB) - In a new poll, the National Hockey League (NHL) has experienced a surge in popularity, which some experts believe may rejuvenate the public perception of the NHL. The results of the recent poll show that subjects polled would rather watch the NHL than get...

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Pop Culture Jesus

noreply@blogger.com (Noah) — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 08:43:00 +0000

Verily I say unto you, Whosoever shall not receive the kingdom of God as a little child, he shall not enter there. Nor shall that little child enter the house of Britney Spears, for it be K-Fed who is ever so responsible in a choice between Satan and Lucifer. Despite his...

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Voter Fraud Suspected in Iowa, Black Vote Still Missing

noreply@blogger.com (Noah) — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 08:25:00 +0000

By Bryan Bissell & Noah Berkowitz DES MOINES, IOWA (NB) - Following a detailed evaluation of the results of Thursday's Iowa caucuses, it is now suspected that voter fraud may have occurred. Despite the fact the results have been counted multiple times, the vote from...

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Rage Against the Machine To Hold Peace Talks with the Machine

noreply@blogger.com (Noah) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 08:04:00 +0000

LOS ANGELES (NB) - In an effort to adhere to a positive message for the new year, the members of Rage Against the Machine have agreed upon preliminary peace talks with the Machine. The talks will mark the first time that members of both parties will sit down in a...

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Thompson Unaware of Presidential Candidacy

noreply@blogger.com (Noah) — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 08:46:00 +0000

BURLINGTON, IOWA (NB) - In a series of personal letters obtained by an unnamed source, Former Senator Fred Thompson discussed his confusion about questions from the media asking about his qualifications to be President of the United States. One excerpt from a letter...

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Confessions of a Doctor

noreply@blogger.com (Noah) — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 08:18:00 +0000

Confessions of a Doctor by Irv Levine, M.D. The most hilarious part of the Hippocratic Oath is the section that declares: To avoid attempting to do things that other specialists can do better. I don't know much about Hippocrates because I didn't specialize in Classics, but...

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F.P. Santangelo Thanks HGH for Press Coverage

noreply@blogger.com (Noah) — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 08:32:00 +0000

SACRAMENTO, CA (NB) - In what has continued to be a bad month for Major League Baseball, former major league outfielder F.P. Santangelo held a press conference to thank performance enhancing drugs for the first press coverage he has had in years. "Human growth hormone...

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Jesus to Mike Huckabee: 'Lose My Number'

noreply@blogger.com (Noah) — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 23:33:00 +0000

DES MOINES, IOWA (NB) - In what is perhaps the biggest break-up story of the year, Jesus has ended his relationship with Mike Huckabee. Although details of the break-up are largely unknown, both Jesus and a representative for Governor Huckabee confirmed that in the wake of...

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Pop Culture Jesus

noreply@blogger.com (Noah) — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 08:25:00 +0000

And so I tell you, keep on asking, and you will receive what you ask for. Keep on seeking, and you will find. Keep on knocking, and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks, receives, but did you really think that I would want to receive a towel warmer as a...

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Chosen People Left With Few Choices This Christmas

noreply@blogger.com (Noah) — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 08:34:00 +0000

LOS ANGELES (NB) - With most of the country's retailers and restaurants closed today for Christmas, the Chosen People, also identified as members of the Jewish faith, have been left with ironically little choice on how to allocate their time. Despite a limited selection of...

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Tancredo Abandons White House Bid, Jesus Returns to U.S.

noreply@blogger.com (Noah) — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 08:33:00 +0000

LITTLETON, CO (NB) - Citing Mitt Romney's surge in racism, Republican Congressman Tom Tancredo has abandoned his bid to be President of the United States. In related news, Jesus Christ announced his plans to return to the United States this week now that Tancredo is no...

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Actual Interviews: Kanye West

noreply@blogger.com (Noah) — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 08:49:00 +0000

Actual Interviews is a new feature where I interview a celebrity who has already given a real interview to a journalist. Now, I ask the questions, but use their actual answers in a way that is completely out of context and most likely libel. Actual Interviews: Kanye...

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Citing Extreme Hatred of Cute, Bush Vetoes Child Health Care Bill Again

noreply@blogger.com (Noah) — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 08:01:00 +0000

WASHINGTON D.C. (NB) - Citing an extreme hatred of all things adorable, President Bush vetoed a bill that would provide children with health care. In addition to the veto, Bush vowed to veto proposals enabling puppies to be cuddled, grandmas to talk about their...

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Pop Culture Jesus

noreply@blogger.com (Noah) — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 08:10:00 +0000

For we walk with faith, not by sight. And by faith, I mean Oprah. For if you wish to enter the Kingdom of Heaven, you will not give Mike Huckabee my new number. Despite his messianic status, Jesus is extremely frustrated that he has yet to be cast in MTV's The Real World....

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Bush Adds Subprime Mortgages to Axis of Evil

noreply@blogger.com (Noah) — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 08:08:00 +0000

WASHINGTON D.C. (NB) - Following a turbulent week in regards to foreign policy, President Bush has temporarily removed Iran from the Axis of Evil. For the time being, Bush announced subprime mortgages would be joining the Axis of Evil on a trial basis. Based on...

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Study: Vegetarianism Found To Be A Gateway Drug To Veganism

noreply@blogger.com (Noah) — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 08:46:00 +0000

SAN FRANCISCO (NB) - In an alarming study published by the Malnutrition Experts Network (MEN), the anti-social condition known as vegetarianism is now believed to be the first step to a debilitating disease known as veganism. The groundbreaking study by MEN negates...

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Hillary, Stop Faking It

noreply@blogger.com (Noah) — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 08:42:00 +0000

Based on the other time I had sex, I’m confident I can recognize when a woman is faking enthusiasm. Therefore, I understand why Hillary Clinton’s inevitability as the Democratic nominee for President is suddenly tenuous. As a coital expert, I know Clinton’s vulnerability in...

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Confessions of a Doctor

noreply@blogger.com (Noah) — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 08:29:00 +0000

Confessions of a Doctor by Irv Levine, M.D. I save all of my sick days to watch marathon's of the television show House. It's like knowing someone out there was documenting my life and broadcasting it to the world to show people the overwhelming size of my heart. Dr....

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New bin Laden Tape Reveals A Bored Terrorist

noreply@blogger.com (Noah) — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 08:38:00 +0000

??? (NB) - In a new tape released at the end of last week, Osama bin Laden inadvertently revealed insight into his personal thoughts regarding his current living condition. The latest bin Laden tape highlighted a new facet of his enigmatic personality. Apparently unaware...

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