A Non Threatening Black Male

Sup Y'all

noreply@blogger.com (Adriano) — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 23:10:00 +0000

Its been a while

This damn job is getting in the way of all my constructive blogging.

Sons of bitches

Damn

noreply@blogger.com (Adriano) — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:14:00 +0000

Can we make it stop already?

RIP

noreply@blogger.com (Adriano) — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 05:02:00 +0000

IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO START EARLY

noreply@blogger.com (Adriano) — Thu, 21 May 2009 03:43:00 +0000

1 minute mark.

FUCK

noreply@blogger.com (Adriano) — Mon, 04 May 2009 00:13:00 +0000

I've been neglecting this blog terribly. I apologize. Twitter has taken over my life. Moving sucks. Broads suck. I printed out the Channel guide for Direct TV cause I cant remember the channels. I feel like an old man. IHMDJ. How is it possible to be making good money but still never have enough? A crazy guy in a Turban called me "lucky man" in the street. The same thing happened 4 years ago. I'm still waiting for my luck to kick in.

In a bit. x

WEIRD

noreply@blogger.com (Adriano) — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 21:22:00 +0000

Posting from my phone. All this technology is gonna make my head explode!

I'm pretty sure I have OCD

noreply@blogger.com (Adriano) — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 04:34:00 +0000

I've come to realize I probably have a OCD. Self diagnosed of course.

I've decided to make a list of many things I have to do , or else my world will come to an end. Or at least my day and or week will be shitty.

- When I shower every morning I must wash my face and shampoo my hair atleast twice.

- I must leave the house the same way every time.

- I must enter the train station through the same door and barriers everytime. (hate idiots who have to double swipe making me look weird waiting for them when there are two other barriers clearly free, don't they understand I HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT ONE! ASSHOLES!)

Wheres Dr Drew when you need him?

Musical Interlude

noreply@blogger.com (Adriano) — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 04:24:00 +0000

A wise chick once told me

noreply@blogger.com (Adriano) — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 01:38:00 +0000

"Smart women have abortions"

I think she was right.

Here's the Black Israelites view on abortion.

I seriously love these guys.

They say some really crazy stuff. But then throw in harsh truths that people cant handle.

I don't agree with their stance on this subject, but its entertaining regardless.

Gotta love the Italians

noreply@blogger.com (Adriano) — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 01:09:00 +0000

Freaky

noreply@blogger.com (Adriano) — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 01:06:00 +0000

I'm not a Political Science major or anything

noreply@blogger.com (Adriano) — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 23:32:00 +0000

but when people collectively start 'rooting' for their favorite Political party like a sports team. We're in for some serious problems.

Its well documented most rabid sports fans are idiots. Bringing the same mentality into politics will be great.

Yerp

noreply@blogger.com (Adriano) — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 02:41:00 +0000

Zomg still hawt

noreply@blogger.com (Adriano) — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 03:45:00 +0000

DON'T FORGET

noreply@blogger.com (Adriano) — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 04:07:00 +0000

http://idontcareifyouwouldntiwould.blogspot.com/

SO WANDA SYKES IS GAY (not ghey)

noreply@blogger.com (Adriano) — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 00:44:00 +0000

So apparently while I was on one of my wild blogging hiatuses (is that a word?). I find out that one of my fave comedians Wanda Sykes has shocked the world by admitting that she loves the vagine.

Boy did we never see that one coming.

I wonder when shes gonna shock the world and admit shes a black woman, cause apparently after that whole Prop 8 debacle. I've come to learn from all those talking heads, that people who love to fuck the same sex, is the same as me being black.

Now, don't get me wrong. I love teh gheys, even some of my best friends are ghey (see what i did there?)

But I have hard time getting this comparison that people try to make. I'm not saying that teh gheys don't face prejudice but so do alot of people.

You'd be better off making the comparison to Overweight, or Short people. But I guess it wouldn't have the desired dramatic impact.

I think theres a lot of kidology that happens when people try to make being gay the equivalent of an ethnicity. Its kinda like when Hip hop is my life fags try to act like hip hop is a culture. ITS NOT.

They throw out rigid textbook/dictionary definitions that are so sweeping blogging could be considered a 'culture'. But common sense will tell you otherwise.

Here's what else I don't get. If I think two people peeing on each other is disgusting, its fine. But if I think two guys sucking each others cocks is gross, I'm instantly a homophobe who should know better because I'm black and the two things are loosely related through prejudice?

Nevertheless....Those infomercials are pretty funny, and Wanda Sykes playing a straight person on TV was as awkward as George Bush dancing with those africans.

Laura Bush had some moves though. *Swoon*

OH HAI

noreply@blogger.com (Adriano) — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 00:32:00 +0000

If you know this girl. Please send her in my direction, mmmkay, thanks. bye

street peeper

JESUS H CHRIST

noreply@blogger.com (Adriano) — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 04:25:00 +0000

Megan Fox's thumb is worse than Joe Buddens.

I SOLD OUT

noreply@blogger.com (Adriano) — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 04:05:00 +0000

As some of you may have noticed, I haven't been blogging as much lately. (For the second spell)

This is mostly because I am no longer working for myself. I used my non-threatening steeze, to bag myself an ultra important corporate role in a time when the global economy is sucking ass. yay me!

ANYWAYS. This means I won't be able to post my mildly chauvinistic, ignorant thoughts, rants and brain farts as freely as I once did as i've heard these bastards look at where you go online.

On the bright side, I found out about this twitter nonsense, so I signed up.

I can now take advantage of mobile technology and post my thoughts whenever wherever I am!

fuckapc.

http://twitter.com/NTBM

I guess i've sold out, twice over.

Follow me!

I MADE A MISTAKE

noreply@blogger.com (Adriano) — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 02:57:00 +0000

The OFFICIAL Obama backlash countdown should really start now.

Pic

noreply@blogger.com (Adriano) — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 07:30:00 +0000

WE ALL LOOK ALIKE

noreply@blogger.com (Adriano) — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 04:01:00 +0000

For eons and eons people (see: white) have been saying all black people look alike. Everyone knows the only black people that do all look alike are Somalians. (i kid i kid)

I guess I'm just one of those people with one of those faces, because I always hear things like , "You look like my friend blah blah blah" or " You look like that dude from Cool Runnings" etc etc. Just random black people who look nothing alike , or anything like me for that matter.

Most recently someone said I look like that n-word from Oceans 11. Shit like that happens so often , I've decided to compile a list of people who i've been told I look like. I guess thats what I get for talking to so many saltines.

I've heard all of these people on more than one occasion. Which leads me to believe, most people are idiots and I'm in need a face transplant.

So far, I'm a bit surprised I haven't heard Kanye West, Q-Tip or Usher.

GOOD N00DZ

noreply@blogger.com (Adriano) — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:17:00 +0000

As if recent bikini shots of Katy Perry and a topless Lily Allen weren't enough (thanks some of you for emailing it to me). N00dz of my beloved Katy Perry seemed to have appeared on the internet. Although, it may not really be her, its close enough right? Is it too obessive to fap to a lookalike?

Anyways, if Lily Allens holiday snaps taught me anything its that even when I'm in my 40's and greying slightly , I could always bag myself a super cute chubby chick in her 20's with body issues.

God bless the media and fashion magazines for fucking up a young girls self esteem.

WTF HAPPENED

noreply@blogger.com (Adriano) — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 05:20:00 +0000

To Joe Buddens thumb?

NOTORIOUS

noreply@blogger.com (Adriano) — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 05:35:00 +0000

I'm going to see the Biggie movie tomorrow. I wonder how it ends?