tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-80518749678233998792012-03-20T17:18:24.910-03:00TheTeusmanoreply@blogger.comBlogger28125NoobProfissionalhttp://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8051874967823399879.post-64796208329667456002010-10-12T12:51:00.000-03:002010-10-12T12:51:50.909-03:002010-10-12T12:51:50.909-03:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/i8l336jkPd0UejUOlRVvv49MWqU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/i8l336jkPd0UejUOlRVvv49MWqU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/i8l336jkPd0UejUOlRVvv49MWqU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/i8l336jkPd0UejUOlRVvv49MWqU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>GOLEIRO <strike>ESPERTO</strike> NOOB<br /> <br /> Já vimos muitos <b>frangos em jogos de futebol</b>. Alguns comprometedores, que custaram muito a uma seleção. Mas nunca vi um goleiro tão ruim quanto esse.<br /> O pior é o cara levantar depois de defender a bola, cheio de razão e bater no peito: EU SOU FODA! MUHUAHAUHAUHA <br /> <br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wo6CeO34QxQ/TLSDlhrUeaI/AAAAAAAABCs/de9sEHYYq7k/s1600/futebol_fail.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wo6CeO34QxQ/TLSDlhrUeaI/AAAAAAAABCs/de9sEHYYq7k/s1600/futebol_fail.gif" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8051874967823399879-6479620832966745600?l=noob-profissional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TheTeusmanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8051874967823399879.post-513892511195579502010-10-02T13:44:00.001-03:002010-10-02T13:51:48.799-03:002010-10-02T13:51:48.799-03:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HkdSCYKxAMvdGi4hxdBDpLyPK0s/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HkdSCYKxAMvdGi4hxdBDpLyPK0s/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HkdSCYKxAMvdGi4hxdBDpLyPK0s/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HkdSCYKxAMvdGi4hxdBDpLyPK0s/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><b>Tudo pode ser aperfeiçoado</b>. Nada nessa vida é tão&nbsp; bom que não possa ser alterado e tornado melhor. É o que fizeram com o <b>TRAILER DE INCEPTION</b> (ou <b>A ORIGEM</b>, na tradução para português). Veja no vídeo abaixo a <i>versão A Capella</i>, que ficou <strike>irritantemente</strike> bacana.<br /> <br /> <br /> <object height="390" width="640"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/d2yD4yDsiP4&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/d2yD4yDsiP4&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></embed></object><br /> <br /> Ví essa coisa na <a href="http://www.unitroll.com/nas-interwebs/como-melhorar-o-trailer-de-inception"><b>UNITROLL </b></a>(a universidade dos trolls)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8051874967823399879-51389251119557950?l=noob-profissional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TheTeusmanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8051874967823399879.post-19578844370133681192010-10-01T15:23:00.001-03:002010-10-01T15:24:19.476-03:002010-10-01T15:24:19.476-03:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KLdqgMBwzOTmuRnWyPc6LRVl0KE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KLdqgMBwzOTmuRnWyPc6LRVl0KE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KLdqgMBwzOTmuRnWyPc6LRVl0KE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KLdqgMBwzOTmuRnWyPc6LRVl0KE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div style="text-align: center;"><b>GORDO SÓ SE FODE</b>. TEM DÚVIDA DISSO? VEJA ENTÃO.</div><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wo6CeO34QxQ/TKYlSh8x2rI/AAAAAAAABCQ/sQna683T5qI/s1600/Gordo_caindo_cadeira.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wo6CeO34QxQ/TKYlSh8x2rI/AAAAAAAABCQ/sQna683T5qI/s1600/Gordo_caindo_cadeira.gif" /></a></div><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e69138;">GORDO CAINDO DA CADEIRA</span></b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><br /> </i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><br /> </i></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wo6CeO34QxQ/TKYmksvn7eI/AAAAAAAABCU/dD6iYNIH6wI/s1600/Gordo_trupicando.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wo6CeO34QxQ/TKYmksvn7eI/AAAAAAAABCU/dD6iYNIH6wI/s1600/Gordo_trupicando.gif" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><br /> </i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e69138;">GORDO CAINDO DO SKATE</span></b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e69138;"><br /> </span></b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e69138;"><br /> </span></b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e69138; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b><i>GORDO É TUDO NOOB! (SIM, eu sou gordo MUHUAHUAHA)</i></b></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8051874967823399879-1957884437013368119?l=noob-profissional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TheTeusmanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8051874967823399879.post-82863235305022954522010-09-29T22:00:00.000-03:002010-09-29T22:00:34.677-03:002010-09-29T22:00:34.677-03:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Y2B6CtzGvzy_L0gB76oll-_vU2Q/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Y2B6CtzGvzy_L0gB76oll-_vU2Q/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Y2B6CtzGvzy_L0gB76oll-_vU2Q/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Y2B6CtzGvzy_L0gB76oll-_vU2Q/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Vida de próblogger não é fácil minha gente. Segue uma <b>foto do ambiente de trabalho de um próblogger</b>.<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wo6CeO34QxQ/TKPexXPS1aI/AAAAAAAABCI/9RrfHPJ6YD0/s1600/blogando.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="226" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wo6CeO34QxQ/TKPexXPS1aI/AAAAAAAABCI/9RrfHPJ6YD0/s320/blogando.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /> <br /> E ai noob, ainda vai querer <b>virar próblogger?</b><br /> <br /> LOL <br /> <br /> Imagem: é tudo 4CHAN!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8051874967823399879-8286323530502295452?l=noob-profissional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TheTeusmanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8051874967823399879.post-32895577012288144532010-09-29T21:31:00.000-03:002010-09-29T21:31:57.382-03:002010-09-29T21:31:57.382-03:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/C7s5nf7qJ2FV5lzTb0XLqAsdlww/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/C7s5nf7qJ2FV5lzTb0XLqAsdlww/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/C7s5nf7qJ2FV5lzTb0XLqAsdlww/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/C7s5nf7qJ2FV5lzTb0XLqAsdlww/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wo6CeO34QxQ/TKPZjvgc6uI/AAAAAAAABBw/L8x7ybZgNAM/s1600/4channers.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wo6CeO34QxQ/TKPZjvgc6uI/AAAAAAAABBw/L8x7ybZgNAM/s320/4channers.jpg" width="256" /></a></div><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><b>4CHANNERS</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>VOCÊ NÃO PODE VÊ-LOS, MAS ELES ESTÃO AQUI. </b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8051874967823399879-3289557701228814453?l=noob-profissional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TheTeusmanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8051874967823399879.post-215633314706329802010-09-19T16:59:00.000-03:002010-09-19T16:59:22.220-03:002010-09-19T16:59:22.220-03:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qQqNHlaR52_LUscsGoQbM079yqo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qQqNHlaR52_LUscsGoQbM079yqo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qQqNHlaR52_LUscsGoQbM079yqo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qQqNHlaR52_LUscsGoQbM079yqo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Curintiano, maloquero, sofredor...tudo noob mano. A Vanusa deve ser torcedora do curintia também, ela canta muito errado.<br /> <br /> <b>Corinthianos ensaiando para cantar o hino nacional. <br /> </b><br /> <center><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZsU5t4PF-E0?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZsU5t4PF-E0?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></center><br /> <br /> Muita vergonha alheia.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8051874967823399879-21563331470632980?l=noob-profissional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TheTeusmanoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8051874967823399879.post-74349252836140340152009-12-06T09:43:00.009-02:002009-12-06T11:07:37.790-02:002009-12-06T11:07:37.790-02:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hL2XuleIdzBpGbFw4AOfsDO8d10/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hL2XuleIdzBpGbFw4AOfsDO8d10/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hL2XuleIdzBpGbFw4AOfsDO8d10/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hL2XuleIdzBpGbFw4AOfsDO8d10/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Que monstrinha!!!!!!!! Bem, tem gente que gosta de bacon!<br /> <br /> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wo6CeO34QxQ/SxuZJSML4rI/AAAAAAAAAww/vvh0qSLG3qA/s1600-h/playboy-geisy-uniban.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wo6CeO34QxQ/SxuZJSML4rI/AAAAAAAAAww/vvh0qSLG3qA/s320/playboy-geisy-uniban.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412087761996604082" /></a><br /> <br /> Sabe a <span style="font-weight:bold;">Geisy Arruda, a garota da Uniban</span>? Sim, aquela que quase foi "apedrejada" por ter ido de mini-saia para a aula!! Segue ai a <span style="font-weight:bold;">capa da playboy da Geysi Arruda</span>. <br /> <br /> Para os noobs que não prestaram atenção: essa capa é uma montagem do que talvez seja a <span style="font-weight:bold;">Playboy da Geysi Arruda</span>, a garota Uniban. Eu espero que não seja assim, mas vai saber! Espero ansioso pela <b>Playboy da Geisy Arruda</b>.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-style:italic;">Vi no</span>: <a href="http://nagueva.com/playboy-geisy-arruda-garota-uniban.html">Nagüeva.com</a><br /> <br /> Alguns a chamam de <b>Geisy da Uniban</b>, outros de <b>Geysi da Uniban</b> e outros mais de <b>Geyse da Uniban</b>! Qual é o nome certo dessa <strike>piranha</strike> firanga? Que se %&@!*<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8051874967823399879-7434925283614034015?l=noob-profissional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TheTeusmanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8051874967823399879.post-92198340901733367742009-08-08T13:44:00.005-03:002009-12-06T09:32:39.133-02:002009-12-06T09:32:39.133-02:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/B4IkvQfHC-1kSqHxRVrqv-qiTaQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/B4IkvQfHC-1kSqHxRVrqv-qiTaQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/B4IkvQfHC-1kSqHxRVrqv-qiTaQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/B4IkvQfHC-1kSqHxRVrqv-qiTaQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div style="text-align: justify;">Surfando estava eu em <b>alguns blogs dessa imensa internet</b>, e me deparei com a entrevista mais <b>FAIL</b> que eu ja assistí na vida. Um surfista, que mal conseguia abiri o olho (bebado? chapado?), tentando falar sobre o assunto. Total <b>FAIL</b>.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><br /><center><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" id="viddler" width="437" height="333"><param name="movie" value="http://www.viddler.com/player/be48df0c/"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.viddler.com/player/be48df0c/" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" name="viddler" width="400" height="330"></embed></object></center><br /><br />Apenas mais um noob amador, por que profissional só tem um. LOL's<div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">f</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">o</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">n</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">t</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">e</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">:</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><b><a href="http://failblog.org/2009/08/06/surfer-interview-fail/">F</a></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><b><a href="http://failblog.org/2009/08/06/surfer-interview-fail/">A</a></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><b><a href="http://failblog.org/2009/08/06/surfer-interview-fail/">I</a></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><b><a href="http://failblog.org/2009/08/06/surfer-interview-fail/">L</a></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><b><a href="http://failblog.org/2009/08/06/surfer-interview-fail/">B</a></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><b><a href="http://failblog.org/2009/08/06/surfer-interview-fail/">L</a></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><b><a href="http://failblog.org/2009/08/06/surfer-interview-fail/">O</a></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><b><a href="http://failblog.org/2009/08/06/surfer-interview-fail/">G</a></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><b><a href="http://failblog.org/2009/08/06/surfer-interview-fail/">.</a></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><b><a href="http://failblog.org/2009/08/06/surfer-interview-fail/">o</a></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><b><a href="http://failblog.org/2009/08/06/surfer-interview-fail/">r</a></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><b><a href="http://failblog.org/2009/08/06/surfer-interview-fail/">g</a></b></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8051874967823399879-9219834090173336774?l=noob-profissional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TheTeusmanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8051874967823399879.post-50652555148842067512009-08-07T11:07:00.004-03:002009-08-07T11:33:36.219-03:002009-08-07T11:33:36.219-03:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eW9aAjNxSxvjcAn5cpt-wzfE19Y/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eW9aAjNxSxvjcAn5cpt-wzfE19Y/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eW9aAjNxSxvjcAn5cpt-wzfE19Y/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eW9aAjNxSxvjcAn5cpt-wzfE19Y/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div style="text-align: justify;">Les amis. Estou devolta e agora as postagens serão, no mínimo, diárias. O quesito motivador na qual me fez voltar a postar aqui é interessante: minha <b>alta skill de noobiçe</b>. É como eu sempre falo: uma vez noob, sempre noob e além do mais, tenho que honrar o título do meu blog: <b>Noob Profissional. É uma arte para poucos</b>.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Ontem resolvi migrar o meu blog mais acessado (minimamente acessado <a href="http://www.teusmapress.com.br/"><span style="font-weight:bold;">TEUSMA PRESS</span></a> - visite se puder) para um domínio prório. Configurações mil para fazer, <b>gerar novo sitemap</b>, adicionar isto e aquilo e etc. Pronto, tudo feito e perfeito, se não fosse um detalhe que me fez quase decorar os c<b>ódigos php do template</b>. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">O problema era o <b>título do blog</b> que não aparecia: DAMN. Como ultima alternativa, fui pedir <b>ajuda aos "universitários"</b> e só depois de algumas conversas é que veio a idéia de verificar o básico do básico: as <b>configurações do WordPress</b>. BINGO: estava com o campo TITULO em branco. Isso sim é NOOBIÇE de primeira. Ok, mereço o prêmio <b>NOOB DO ANO</b>. Portanto, quando forem configurar qualquer coisa que seja, iniciem suas verificações pelas coisas mais básicas, para nao perder tempo.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wo6CeO34QxQ/Snw60QSibfI/AAAAAAAAAuI/oEV7lxvPUnY/s1600-h/noob.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 309px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wo6CeO34QxQ/Snw60QSibfI/AAAAAAAAAuI/oEV7lxvPUnY/s320/noob.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367229525319118322" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><i>"Que noob! Dá zero pra ele!"</i></div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Bem, é isso, seus pseudo-noobs. Até a próxima noobiçe.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><i>Fonte da foto: email</i></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8051874967823399879-5065255514884206751?l=noob-profissional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TheTeusmanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8051874967823399879.post-30538366980272376672008-12-10T22:45:00.004-02:002008-12-10T22:48:05.467-02:002008-12-10T22:48:05.467-02:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7t5bUfOU672xylglm7tBAOWGppQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7t5bUfOU672xylglm7tBAOWGppQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7t5bUfOU672xylglm7tBAOWGppQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7t5bUfOU672xylglm7tBAOWGppQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Sem dúvida alguma, este episódio final, do inicio da nova temporada de<span style="font-weight:bold;"> Hermes e Renato</span>, é o melhor.<br /><br /><center><object width="392" height="349"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SdUIx6lt-Ms&hl=pt-br&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SdUIx6lt-Ms&hl=pt-br&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="392" height="349"></embed></object></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8051874967823399879-3053836698027237667?l=noob-profissional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TheTeusmanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8051874967823399879.post-56102164036542769322008-12-10T22:27:00.002-02:002008-12-10T22:30:18.185-02:002008-12-10T22:30:18.185-02:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BrOFJmvxJlpztB7zp8p5b8BGED8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BrOFJmvxJlpztB7zp8p5b8BGED8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BrOFJmvxJlpztB7zp8p5b8BGED8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BrOFJmvxJlpztB7zp8p5b8BGED8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>A continuação da nova temporada de Hermes e Renato. Divirtam-se.<br /><br /><center><object width="395" height="349"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/30JD_GPPPZA&hl=pt-br&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/30JD_GPPPZA&hl=pt-br&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="395" height="349"></embed></object></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8051874967823399879-5610216403654276932?l=noob-profissional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TheTeusmanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8051874967823399879.post-66707331793841513722008-12-10T20:55:00.003-02:002008-12-10T20:58:44.282-02:002008-12-10T20:58:44.282-02:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/O6raEIMFd3IYv8e2BYyPcedWl9Y/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/O6raEIMFd3IYv8e2BYyPcedWl9Y/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/O6raEIMFd3IYv8e2BYyPcedWl9Y/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/O6raEIMFd3IYv8e2BYyPcedWl9Y/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Bem, ao menos esses noobs do <span style="font-weight:bold;">Hermes e Renato</span> sabem fazer humor. São pró noobs mesmo. Segue a parte 1 da nova temporada de <span style="font-weight:bold;">Hermes e Renato</span>!<br /><br /><br /><center><object width="395" height="349"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LX-VAFlziaY&hl=pt-br&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LX-VAFlziaY&hl=pt-br&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="395" height="349"></embed></object></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8051874967823399879-6670733179384151372?l=noob-profissional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TheTeusmanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8051874967823399879.post-28514911776114468252008-11-22T06:47:00.002-02:002008-11-22T06:56:15.820-02:002008-11-22T06:56:15.820-02:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mfJOM2dlWPiTGUtjqBVLhsiBbWI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mfJOM2dlWPiTGUtjqBVLhsiBbWI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mfJOM2dlWPiTGUtjqBVLhsiBbWI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mfJOM2dlWPiTGUtjqBVLhsiBbWI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA, dispensa comentários. Muito hilário este vídeo. É a primeira postagem non-noob do blog, por que o humor desses caras é rox. Bora ver:<br /><br /><center><object width="425" height="349"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rM20mFzzOUc&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rM20mFzzOUc&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="395" height="349"></embed></object></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8051874967823399879-2851491177611446825?l=noob-profissional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TheTeusmanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8051874967823399879.post-71001917581449447422008-11-13T10:10:00.008-02:002008-11-13T10:24:11.227-02:002008-11-13T10:24:11.227-02:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-Nh_ZE1ZNpvK0S7u50t0sf9Secw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-Nh_ZE1ZNpvK0S7u50t0sf9Secw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-Nh_ZE1ZNpvK0S7u50t0sf9Secw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-Nh_ZE1ZNpvK0S7u50t0sf9Secw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>É Mr. <span style="font-weight:bold;">Bush</span>, denovo vossa excelência entra para o rol dos "Mais noob's do mundo". Não sei, mas acho que você tem parentêsco bem próximo com a <span style="font-weight:bold;"><a href="http://teusmapress.evonblogs.com.br/a-bixa-muda-de-juazeiro/">Bixa Muda de Juazeiro</a></span>. O jeito de falar é igual, só não ouvi a frase "<span style="font-weight:bold;">I'm burning</span>". Ah, tem uma enquete sobre você, ao lado.<br /><br />Veja: <span style="font-weight:bold;">a gagueira de Bush</span>:<br /><br /><center><object width="390" height="280"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/isdq1MlAoGY&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6&amp;border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/isdq1MlAoGY&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="390" height="280"></embed></object></center><br /><br />Sorte nossa que o <span style="font-weight:bold;">Obama</span> vai chutar sua bunda em breve (sorte? O.o)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=8051874967823399879"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 51px; height: 49px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wo6CeO34QxQ/SRwZ83HxBsI/AAAAAAAAAEk/UZSPmMmTE2c/s200/sign0020.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268114197496006338" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8051874967823399879-7100191758144944742?l=noob-profissional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TheTeusmanoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8051874967823399879.post-77503486842810878002008-11-08T15:29:00.004-02:002008-11-08T15:39:12.964-02:002008-11-08T15:39:12.964-02:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1X911GGOZgYIMxJ3DbcM94yImTo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1X911GGOZgYIMxJ3DbcM94yImTo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1X911GGOZgYIMxJ3DbcM94yImTo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1X911GGOZgYIMxJ3DbcM94yImTo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Nem a guerra escapa! Olhando essas fotos la no <span style="font-weight:bold;"><a href="http://teusmapress.evonblogs.com.br">Teusma Press</a></span>, percebo como é fácil fácil, perder uma guerra, quando os soldados são MULEKES FANFARRÕES. Seus fanfarrões, noob's. <span style="font-weight:bold;"><a href="http://teusmapress.evonblogs.com.br/existe-humor-na-guerra/">Veja mais aqui: Como perder uma guerra</a></span>.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://teusmapress.evonblogs.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/military-humour-15.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 502px; height: 378px;" src="http://teusmapress.evonblogs.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/military-humour-15.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://teusmapress.evonblogs.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/military-humour-12.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 505px; height: 383px;" src="http://teusmapress.evonblogs.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/military-humour-12.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://teusmapress.evonblogs.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/military-humour-1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 430px; height: 292px;" src="http://teusmapress.evonblogs.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/military-humour-1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8051874967823399879-7750348684281087800?l=noob-profissional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TheTeusmanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8051874967823399879.post-36563591941939846912008-11-08T12:14:00.005-02:002008-11-08T12:30:02.978-02:002008-11-08T12:30:02.978-02:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0rQ89DmsiMF_ms8FBU8BMXZ6R_s/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0rQ89DmsiMF_ms8FBU8BMXZ6R_s/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0rQ89DmsiMF_ms8FBU8BMXZ6R_s/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0rQ89DmsiMF_ms8FBU8BMXZ6R_s/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Derrepente algum noob se compadeça de nós e teste realmente se esses planos são falíveis, afinal o que não falta nesse mundo são pessoas totalmente non-sense.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wo6CeO34QxQ/SRWhU0HXUqI/AAAAAAAAAEc/2SPqAUa6dJ0/s1600-h/escape_plan3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 226px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wo6CeO34QxQ/SRWhU0HXUqI/AAAAAAAAAEc/2SPqAUa6dJ0/s320/escape_plan3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266292718238651042" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wo6CeO34QxQ/SRWhUdpUU-I/AAAAAAAAAEU/niEQ6Qhfytk/s1600-h/escape_plan2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 226px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wo6CeO34QxQ/SRWhUdpUU-I/AAAAAAAAAEU/niEQ6Qhfytk/s320/escape_plan2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266292712207045602" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wo6CeO34QxQ/SRWhUR6PDhI/AAAAAAAAAEM/cnIu4aYHd-Y/s1600-h/escape_plan1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 226px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wo6CeO34QxQ/SRWhUR6PDhI/AAAAAAAAAEM/cnIu4aYHd-Y/s320/escape_plan1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266292709056777746" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Bom fim de semana a todos e GO AWAY NOOB!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8051874967823399879-3656359194193984691?l=noob-profissional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TheTeusmanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8051874967823399879.post-85746677740476974572008-11-07T17:39:00.002-02:002008-11-07T17:42:02.677-02:002008-11-07T17:42:02.677-02:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wWaA6ON2p0uJSO4jCzR1KKsKAUg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wWaA6ON2p0uJSO4jCzR1KKsKAUg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wWaA6ON2p0uJSO4jCzR1KKsKAUg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wWaA6ON2p0uJSO4jCzR1KKsKAUg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>O video abaixo dispensa maiores comentários. Olha a estratégia dos caras, que terrível. Entram com gosto para o rol dos "Mais noobs do mundo".<br /><br /><br /><center><object width="425" height="349"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6Ns6CFxcR2E&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6Ns6CFxcR2E&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="349"></embed></object></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8051874967823399879-8574667774047697457?l=noob-profissional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TheTeusmanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8051874967823399879.post-69341106043603525392008-11-06T15:26:00.009-02:002008-11-07T00:43:41.727-02:002008-11-07T00:43:41.727-02:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WHy2RLtXxHSmdCRr5qzgHP7WpAk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WHy2RLtXxHSmdCRr5qzgHP7WpAk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WHy2RLtXxHSmdCRr5qzgHP7WpAk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WHy2RLtXxHSmdCRr5qzgHP7WpAk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div style="text-align: justify;">É, disseram por aí que <span style="font-weight: bold;">sexo</span> envelhece. Claro que quem deu uma declaração dessas é um noob altura dos melhores do mundo. Ta certo que meu bilau tem rugas, mas muito menos que as que tem na cara dessa véia mardita!!!<br /></div>Uma senhora de 105 anos, que ostenta o título de "a <span style="font-weight: bold;">mulher virgem</span> mais velha do mundo", disse que fazer <span style="font-weight: bold;">sexo</span> envelhece. Ela vai contrária a tudo aquilo que a medicina ja provou por A+B: o <span style="font-weight: bold;">sexo</span> libera componentes químicos extremamente importantes para uma vida saudável. Um dos componentes que a prática do <span style="font-weight: bold;">sexo</span> nos proporciona é a endorfina, responsável pela <span style="font-weight: bold;">sensação de prazer</span> e felicidade. Quer dizer então que a véia nunca deu umazinha? Olha só o que ela disse:<br /><blockquote>"Eu sempre estava ocupada fazendo outras coisas, e nunca tive tempo de <span style="font-weight: bold;">pensar em sexo</span>"<br /></blockquote><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wo6CeO34QxQ/SRMscFhju8I/AAAAAAAAAEE/okpLcSfrPGM/s1600-h/vo_veia_virgem.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 200px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wo6CeO34QxQ/SRMscFhju8I/AAAAAAAAAEE/okpLcSfrPGM/s320/vo_veia_virgem.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265601250357132226" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-style: italic;">óia a cara da véia: 105 anos sem dar no "coro"</span></span><br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Porra vó, porra!! Eu não queria te "enquadrar" aqui no blog mais noob de todos (vejam bem, está entre ASPAS, a palavra comprometedora). Mas você pediu e está aqui. Agora, quem é que vai querer trepar com você?? kkkkk ECA!!<br /></div><br />Fonte: <a href="http://g1.globo.com/">G1</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8051874967823399879-6934110604360352539?l=noob-profissional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TheTeusmanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8051874967823399879.post-65258023959237183032008-10-22T01:58:00.002-02:002008-10-22T02:03:10.501-02:002008-10-22T02:03:10.501-02:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hz9I0W0YOn4iLadLp1stqlIzO_8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hz9I0W0YOn4iLadLp1stqlIzO_8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hz9I0W0YOn4iLadLp1stqlIzO_8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hz9I0W0YOn4iLadLp1stqlIzO_8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Só um <span style="font-weight:bold;">noob</span> vestido de <span style="font-weight:bold;">HOMEM-ARANHA</span> para me fazer rir a essas horas da noite. O <span style="font-weight:bold;">HOMEM-ARANHA</span> em questão, pelo visto estava em uma <span style="font-weight:bold;">festa de criança</span>, tentando animar e realmente animou o povo. O video é curto mas vale a pena ver esse <span style="font-weight:bold;">HOMEM-ARANHA</span> tosco..ops... <span style="font-weight:bold;">NOOB</span>.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="349"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/A_5GJCW_Jjo&border=1&color1=0x549b&color2=0x549b&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/A_5GJCW_Jjo&border=1&color1=0x549b&color2=0x549b&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="390" height="315"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8051874967823399879-6525802395923718303?l=noob-profissional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TheTeusmanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8051874967823399879.post-20539369270709782232008-10-22T00:07:00.003-02:002008-10-22T00:10:39.180-02:002008-10-22T00:10:39.180-02:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/aQQxraZc3uagaM6ncriwZxjKb80/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/aQQxraZc3uagaM6ncriwZxjKb80/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/aQQxraZc3uagaM6ncriwZxjKb80/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/aQQxraZc3uagaM6ncriwZxjKb80/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Bem, você acha que eu perderia a chance de colocar esse video no <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">YouTube</span> para tirar sarro desses <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">noob's</span> motociclistas? NUNCA! Segue ai uma <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">sessão de tombos</span> noobísticos. Só <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">noob's</span> caem dessa forma.<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><br /><object width="400" height="324"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/g_SpykiPYCs&hl=pt-br&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/g_SpykiPYCs&hl=pt-br&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Abraço e <span style="font-weight:bold;">GO AWAY NOOB</span>!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8051874967823399879-2053936927070978223?l=noob-profissional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TheTeusmanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8051874967823399879.post-11003611942772334732008-10-21T23:17:00.005-02:002008-10-21T23:30:09.516-02:002008-10-21T23:30:09.516-02:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rYtSRWUYedR-EW5XjbyF-_66F0o/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rYtSRWUYedR-EW5XjbyF-_66F0o/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rYtSRWUYedR-EW5XjbyF-_66F0o/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rYtSRWUYedR-EW5XjbyF-_66F0o/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><span style="font-family:verdana;">Duas coisas devem existir em você caso venha a dizer que faria o <span style="font-weight: bold;">test drive</span> do video abaixo: <span style="font-weight: bold;">demência</span> e <span style="font-weight: bold;">noobiçe</span>.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Se você tem esses dois <span style="font-weight: bold;">atributos</span> fluêntes em sua vida, eu acredito que você faria mesmo, o <span style="font-weight: bold;">test drive</span>. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Noobiçe</span> eu tenho, mas <span style="font-weight: bold;">demência</span> não!!</span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TMj3AgZy-P4"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TMj3AgZy-P4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed> </object><br /><br />Abraço e <span style="font-weight: bold;">GO AWAY NOOB</span>!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8051874967823399879-1100361194277233473?l=noob-profissional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TheTeusmanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8051874967823399879.post-80224837869836379342008-10-17T01:35:00.004-03:002008-10-17T01:47:56.703-03:002008-10-17T01:47:56.703-03:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/e7YPx10HhIfEHHZEm4bMut2Dad4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/e7YPx10HhIfEHHZEm4bMut2Dad4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/e7YPx10HhIfEHHZEm4bMut2Dad4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/e7YPx10HhIfEHHZEm4bMut2Dad4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Tem gente <span style="font-weight: bold;">noob</span> que faz de tudo para se aparecer. Um coloca uma <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://noob-profissional.blogspot.com/2008/10/melancia-bom-para-noobie-tambem.html">MELANCIA</a> na cabeça (e na cabeça errada por sinal) e agora um <span style="font-weight: bold;">GLUTÃO</span> devora um <span style="font-weight: bold;">sanduiche de 9kg</span> em um período de 4 horas. Para quê? Para mostrar que ele também é do rol dos <span style="font-weight: bold;">noob's</span> inatos.<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wo6CeO34QxQ/SPgXzCBMWbI/AAAAAAAAAD8/sp9Tj4q9Hzk/s1600-h/Sciullo_noob.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wo6CeO34QxQ/SPgXzCBMWbI/AAAAAAAAAD8/sp9Tj4q9Hzk/s320/Sciullo_noob.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257978730437695922" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Brad Sciullo: sanduba de 9kg e uma mente noob (fonte: AP)</span><br /></span></div><br /><br />O nome da criatura <span style="font-weight: bold;">noob</span> não poderia ser mais estranho e <span style="font-weight: bold;">NOOB</span>: Brad Sciullo. Ele é morador de uma cidade chamada Uniontown, na Pensylvânia (ENUA - Estados Noobs Unidos da América).<br /><br /><blockquote></blockquote><blockquote>"Eu sabia que eu ia conseguir. Consigo tomar três litros de leite em vinte segundos", diz Sciullo.<br /></blockquote><br />Vai se danar...<span style="font-weight: bold;">glutão</span> da porra!!! <span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">N O O B</span> !</span><br /><br />Depois que dá uma desentiria não sabe o porque aconteceu!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8051874967823399879-8022483786983637934?l=noob-profissional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TheTeusmanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8051874967823399879.post-82958424293244320862008-10-16T01:20:00.004-03:002008-10-16T01:29:21.652-03:002008-10-16T01:29:21.652-03:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fbIqj9i-8nxOjpnuAfVAumTnOOY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fbIqj9i-8nxOjpnuAfVAumTnOOY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fbIqj9i-8nxOjpnuAfVAumTnOOY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fbIqj9i-8nxOjpnuAfVAumTnOOY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div style="text-align: justify;">Um <span style="font-family:georgia;">homem</span> BEM <span style="font-weight: bold;">noob</span> tirou fotos suas por exatos 17 anos, apenas para mostrar como se fica velho. Até parece que nós não sabemos. Gente, é impossível ele não entrar no <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hall da Fama</span> dos <span style="font-weight: bold;">noob's</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">profissionais</span>. Quanta <span style="font-weight: bold;">noobice</span> em um homem só. Depois dessa vou até dormir. <span style="font-weight: bold;">NOOB</span>!<br /></div><br /><br /><br /><object style="width: 400px; height: 340px;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.myvideo.de/movie/5124435"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.myvideo.de/movie/5124435"> <param name="AllowFullscreen" value="true"> </object><br /><a href="http://www.myvideo.de/watch/5124435" title="17 Jahre in 2 Minuten - MyVideo">17 Jahre in 2 Minuten - MyVideo</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8051874967823399879-8295842429324432086?l=noob-profissional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TheTeusmanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8051874967823399879.post-2359842640272505182008-10-16T01:07:00.000-03:002008-10-16T01:13:19.404-03:002008-10-16T01:13:19.404-03:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UaXj3dnsujjveiFoIvQC8Bptd08/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UaXj3dnsujjveiFoIvQC8Bptd08/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UaXj3dnsujjveiFoIvQC8Bptd08/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UaXj3dnsujjveiFoIvQC8Bptd08/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div style="text-align: justify;">Isso, <span style="font-weight: bold;">noob</span>. Bateu enquanto pode mas a vingança foi maligna. Por essa esse <span style="font-weight: bold;">noob</span> de carteirinha não esperava e portando entra para o rol dos <span style="font-weight: bold;">noob's</span>, com todo louvor!!!! XD<br /></div><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CfJvTGTOHIU&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CfJvTGTOHIU&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8051874967823399879-235984264027250518?l=noob-profissional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TheTeusmanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8051874967823399879.post-5906396458294540362008-10-16T00:39:00.000-03:002008-10-16T00:54:21.450-03:002008-10-16T00:54:21.450-03:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FXjQqL1S-JW9jksh9IaHS4vH0Qo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FXjQqL1S-JW9jksh9IaHS4vH0Qo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FXjQqL1S-JW9jksh9IaHS4vH0Qo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FXjQqL1S-JW9jksh9IaHS4vH0Qo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div style="text-align: justify;">Ouví rumores la pelas bandas do <a href="http://seuestranho.blogspot.com/2008/10/melancia-o-viagra-natural.html">SeuEstranho</a>, que <a href="http://www.mundo-afora.com/2008/07/gordurinhas-sexy.html">melancia</a> faz bem pra <span style="font-weight: bold;">saúde</span> e é um <span style="font-weight: bold;">viagra</span> natural. O que eu não sabia é que, além disso, ele estimula nerd's a serem <span style="font-weight: bold;">noob's</span> e pela imagem abaixo, totalmente<span style="font-weight: bold;"> noob's</span>. Acho que ele pegou a <span style="font-weight: bold;">MELANCIA</span> errada e colocou-a no lugar mais errado ainda. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Noobão</span> nota 10. Afinal, ser <span style="font-weight: bold;">noob</span> é uma arte (<span style="font-style: italic;">para poucos? niente, para muitos, seu <span style="font-weight: bold;">noob</span>!</span>).<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wo6CeO34QxQ/SPa5ncrlAuI/AAAAAAAAAD0/Gvx--vYkbh8/s1600-h/seu+estranho.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wo6CeO34QxQ/SPa5ncrlAuI/AAAAAAAAAD0/Gvx--vYkbh8/s320/seu+estranho.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257593702366642914" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">Tem duvida de que é um <span style="font-weight: bold;">noob</span>? Eu não! (fonte:SeuEstranho)<br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8051874967823399879-590639645829454036?l=noob-profissional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TheTeusmanoreply@blogger.com0