Noodles and Broth

Smash Hits

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 13:05:00 +0000

http://www.likepunkneverhappened.blogspot.com/

Bombay

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 08:39:00 +0000

(nsfw)

El Guincho - Bombay from CANADA on Vimeo.

MP3

Noodles And Broth Team 2008

noreply@blogger.com (COMPLETELY ADORABLE) — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 14:17:00 +0000

Back when men were men and blogging was blogging.

Stone Roses

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 19 Sep 2010 10:58:00 +0000

thanks JB

Eating Noodles

noreply@blogger.com (COMPLETELY ADORABLE) — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 16:58:00 +0000

Terry the Terrier

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 14:48:00 +0000

no drugs, thugs or mugs

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 21:27:00 +0000

all in one video here - http://www.selectdj.com/Documentaries-on-Rave-culture/World-In-Action-A-Trip-Around-Acid-House-ITV-1998-50mins.html

nice do

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 21:20:00 +0000

refuugeeeeee caaaaaaaamp

noreply@blogger.com (O'Real) — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 15:12:00 +0000

sick, sick flow

noreply@blogger.com (O'Real) — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 12:44:00 +0000

If I were a Rich Man (and a lot more of a risk taker than I am)

noreply@blogger.com (O'Real) — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 12:03:00 +0000

Surfing

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 14:15:00 +0000

I IZ BACK

noreply@blogger.com (BRUCE LA VRAI) — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 17:05:00 +0000

I am back. Get ready for some ill shit. Chris is going to start again too. Then we will make Matt too. Then it will be like 2008 again. I am mainly doing this to annoy Alex Miller - who runs a smaller and less popular blog called Vice. Here is a video of Alex Miller - he loves music.

He is also a right larf.

DR DRE'S DICK IS AS BIG AS YOUR TOOTH

noreply@blogger.com (O'Real) — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 12:37:00 +0000

Skip to 3:00 for the confession:

"Got teeth in your mouth, so my dick's GOT to fit"

He probably didn't realise what could be derived from this 'rap' at the time. But he must have been so pissed off afterwards when everyone who listened to the song was able to gleam from this lyric that Dre's dick is AT MOST the size of a tooth (or maybe some teeth). That's why he left it as an album track instead of releasing it as a single, hoping no one would ever hear this emasculating confession... Only for this album to become one of the best selling albums of all time.

UH OH!! GUTTED!!

FAO: White People

noreply@blogger.com (O'Real) — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 12:22:00 +0000

Oof! Whoever said white people are boring couldn't be more right.

This guy is never going to inspire anyone. The reason why it's ok to have black pride, or girl pride or gay pride is because they're all innately a lot more fun than boring dudes like this. I bet you won't even be able to watch the whole video if you tried.

Give me Gucci Mane any day.

Worst Nightmare

noreply@blogger.com (O'Real) — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 16:11:00 +0000

Fuck me. I sincerely hope that if I ever go into surgery my doctor isn't looking up how to do the procedure on fucking YouTube. Why is this video even on youtube?? Shouldn't this just be the kind of thing that doctors KNOW??

"Oh, nurse, could you tilt that screen lower, I can't see what to do next... Shit, skip it back 10 seconds... Wait, why won't it load.."

NO THANKS DOC.

Irish Rap

noreply@blogger.com (O'Real) — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 16:43:00 +0000

i really wanted to transcribe some of the best lyrics, but it's all so good, just listen to as much as you can... Except the bit with 'barry scott' at the end. That's a bit shit.

yep

noreply@blogger.com (mattalan) — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 15:21:00 +0000

That's why mums go to Iceland!

noreply@blogger.com (O'Real) — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 16:37:00 +0000

Thank you to Alison for pointing out that you can buy your whole Christmas dinner from Iceland for £16.

It's a cracking deal.

Good work to Matt, who pointed out the irony that Iceland is meant for 'Busy Mums'. When any mum who does the majority of her shopping is probably not going to be very busy at all.

Good work for me to pointing out that they hit the nail on the head by appointing Kerry Katona, the trashiest mum in the world, to represent their brand across all media fronts.

And can anyone confirm that Iceland sell frozen sandwiches so that 'busy mums' can give their kid a good lunch at school?

Pa Rappa The Rappa

noreply@blogger.com (O'Real) — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 16:33:00 +0000

Is the phrase 'kick, punch, it's all in the mind' from something before this game?? i'm sure i heard someone say it a couple of weeks ago as if it was a really famous phrase, like from Karate Kid or something. No shit, I've had this little rap going round inside my head on and off for like 10 years now.

Best Email I've ever had on a Friday Morning

noreply@blogger.com (O'Real) — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:22:00 +0000

"last night, right. something very weird happened. I must have sleep walked. The first thing I remember is being on the top floor of xxxxx. In just my white pants

I had no idea what was going on. I freaked out and walked up and down the stairs. I thought that maybe I had been in another flat so i walked around all the other doors seeing if any of them were open (at this point i was still in a wierd trance). then i really got worried and cold and tried throwing rubbish out of the window in the hallway at matts window to wake him up to let me in to the flat but this didnt work. then i banged on our door for ages but nobody came to let me in.

then i walked up to the top floor again just because i knew no one would come up there. i found some cardboard boxes and some bubble rap and put them over me to keep warm. I had absolutely no idea what to do.

then i pissed in an empty bottle on the top floor cos i was desperate and it over flowed so i caught the rest in the mop bucket.

then i got really cold and walked down to ours again and banged on the door even harder (it was really hard to bang on the door loudly though cos i didnt want next door to come out and see me locked out in my pants. still no one came to let me in.

i was out of ideas. so i walked down to the bottom floor, trying to find some items of clothing somewhere so i could knock on someone elses door.
then i realised i could just buzz on our door and they'd let me in. (cant believe that i didnt think of this any earlier. i must have been in a real weird sleep trance) but still no one answered and i had to buzz for ages. And its so loud outside. i was so so woried that someone would look out of one of the groundfloor windows and I'm sure someone probably did.

then mickey let me in.

probably the strangest thing thats ever happend to me."

Sore losers

noreply@blogger.com (mattalan) — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:37:00 +0000

Seven Alternate Ending

noreply@blogger.com (COMPLETELY ADORABLE) — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 09:16:00 +0000

Dude, I was alive in 1994

noreply@blogger.com (O'Real) — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 04:57:00 +0000

and i can remember it definitely did not look like as much like 1985 as this:

But then, I guess that's the difference between New Jersey and Kent. This film looks incredible, if only for the chance to see the woman talk about her 'Cheque to Cash' on a big screen. Thank you Meghan.

Oh, and while I'm at it:

Ignore the first 20 seconds or so. The rest is nowhere near as lame. Thanks again, Meghan.

It was Supposed to be So Easy...

noreply@blogger.com (O'Real) — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 22:31:00 +0000

For some reason throwing up a few snide comments about stuff has become too difficult for us to manage recently, and the blog has been neglected. We'll try rectify it, but fact is, like all talented groups, our creativity cannot be contained in just one blog.

Blogging has been pretty slow on Noodles recently, but be warned that this may continue to be the case as we each pursue our own artistic projects over the next few months (before our dreams fall apart and we end up back in jobs we hate, and have loads of time on our hands to post shit on here again).

Bob, always the Charlie of our 'Busted' group, has decided to set up his own Fightstarr of a blog Completely Adorable. It looks pretty good so far, so check it out.

I, as the misunderstood talent behind much of the output, will continue plugging away, a la James from Busted. I have a side project of my own which I have woefully neglected, and as such rendered it pretty much useless. Meant to be a blog of my escapades travelling from coast to coast in America, it looks set to forever be a 'work in progress'. It's called StarsAndShites and is waaaay out of date already...

The metaphor falls apart here because Busted only has one more member, Matt. He did pretty well in boning and marrying MTV hottie, Emma Griffiths but both her and Matt's careers have been in freefall since, so let's just hope that neither Matt nor Bruno follow suit. Here's a really airbrushed picture of her:

And to make the title of this post make sense, here is a video some kid made for the Streets song: 'it was supposed to be so easy':