Nope, Still Not Caring //

Canadian Border Jumpers

2012-03-04T16:51:00.000-05:00

No one cares about the common Canadian Border Jumper, we dont even have fences up there to keep them out, and now theyre taking our JOBS and making us say Aboot ay!

Great timing!

2012-01-16T22:05:00.001-05:00

LOL I love when this happens!

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

2012-01-13T10:19:00.000-05:00

These are pictures taken in Alexandria.... Egypt, where it doesn't generally snow, ever. Considering the global weather patterns & events of the past couple of years; earthquakes, tsunamis, record-setting feet of snow and inches of rain; how is there anyone out there who is not convinced that we've fucked something up with global warming? In my opinion, and i'm no weatherman but, we're all fucking screwed by the end of the year, the world is gonna eat us all up LOL.

Kids these days...

2012-01-06T17:25:00.000-05:00

i woke up this morning/got in the shower/wrote a shitty song & released it in an hour/now im crying/cuz i caught myself trying/to make good music/that doesn't make you sick/but you aint no therapist/so listening will feel like your growing a cyst/in your ear/but have no fear/cuz Drake's next album is here!

Thank me now or later, i just leaked the lyrics to Drake's next album, itll be tantamount in the ensuing ruin of hip hop as we know it!

Technography!

2011-12-11T16:12:00.000-05:00

Some people like sports photography, i personally like to steal the souls of DJs, so here are a few videos of some festivals that i've been to. This first one is from a Richie Hawtin performing at Winter Music Conference.

A Dubfire - Loco Dice b2b set with some interesting developments.

And this is Francesco Tristano performing live in Detroit.

BREAKING NEWS

2011-12-03T13:02:00.000-05:00

BREAKING NEWS: turns out Herman Cain's been screwing himself all along

Conspiracy Theories

2011-12-02T12:53:00.000-05:00

It seems only fitting that just at the time when America is silencing its own revolution, Egypt is fighting ever-harder for theres. So it would only be fitting for Time magazine to run an article about Xanax and NOT WORRYING SO MUCH rather than what they ran the rest of the world over, which was a message to FIGHT your government if you dont think its working for you. I think this should be a message about the underhanded tactics of the past that will no longer work in the digital age.

Black Friday Like an Egyptian

2011-11-30T23:01:00.002-05:00

Forgot to post this little gem i made on Black Friday. I think that 'holiday' is the most ridiculous thing about this country.

Success

2011-11-30T13:31:00.000-05:00

It seems that everyone whose made it somewhere has had some hard-ass teacher that has told them theyd never amount to anything. Maybe we should employ one of these ignorant and oppressive teachers in each school and increase our childrens chances of success. Success should be measured by how many teachers have told you that your failures and misgivings won't get you anywhere, multiplied by seven.

Advice on Who to Vote For.

2011-11-29T21:24:00.000-05:00

Campimpin' Ain't Easy

2011-11-29T09:06:00.000-05:00

What worries me the most are the republicans who are close enough to the middle to have voted for Obama in the last election out of fear of being racist, because now they have their own black republican candidate, except one who can't tell foreign policy from a sexual harassment policy. And a woman who can't even write, or read, her own speeches.

Desecrating Art

2011-11-28T20:15:00.000-05:00

This is a work of art, just like the videos of my fellow protestors who were spray painted with habanero peppers, and this guy is just going around desecrating everything!?

Monumental Laws

2011-11-28T15:09:00.002-05:00

Just for the record, sliding down the Lincoln Memorial is fun, which is probably why its illegal!

Soviet Russia

2011-11-02T08:52:00.000-04:00

Consumer Warranties

2011-11-01T16:31:00.002-04:00

if Kris Humphries is looking for commitment, i think the Fleshlight has a longer warranty than his marriage did.

Law & Order SVU

2011-10-31T11:22:00.002-04:00

theres nothing sadder and more disturbing than having to watch an episode of Law & Order SVU loosely based on the strange sexual fetishes of your child.

Books & Me

2011-10-28T10:28:00.002-04:00

i read and absorb a lot of literature; you can learn quite a bit from books, magazine articles and comic strips; but when i read fiction i feel like my mind is being exposed to some new psychological profiles which i can find within my own personality. Unfortunately, my favorite main characters are narcissistic psychopaths with multiple personalities.

2011-10-21T10:49:00.000-04:00

sometimes, i like to turn on the news, close my eyes and imagine that obama dresses up like batman and leads all the missions against bad guys in a cape

Funny Frenchman with a Camera

2011-10-19T13:17:00.000-04:00

Down & Out

2011-10-17T12:31:00.002-04:00

Drinking coffee and beer is like speedballing for the down & out.

2011-10-17T09:59:00.000-04:00

what an accurate depiction, i think i bought a $5000 car for $500 from this guy!

Reality Television

2011-10-14T11:41:00.001-04:00

Im gonna pitch a new reality show to Lifetime called "Ho Is Where The
Heart Is" thatll be a cross of Real Housewives, Judge Judy & Dr. Oz,
but will be all about celebrity divorces and custody battles.

Everything I Like...

2011-10-11T18:13:00.000-04:00

Truer words were never spoken.

Food Supplements

2011-10-11T15:18:00.001-04:00

Smoothies are an excellent nutritional supplement for cokeheads, substituting water for food, just like a girl who has to blow her unattractve boyfriend will close her eyes and listen to a song by Drake.<br>

2011-10-11T12:28:00.001-04:00

Not a Not Caring original, but originally hilarious & true