tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59219792026-06-12T05:03:26.470-05:00A Totally Redundant Web Log -- Random crapola found on the internets...foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.comBlogger8080125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-85850313825343270502026-06-12T05:03:26.470-05:002026-06-12T05:03:26.470-05:00

Ah, there's nothing like the first cup of dumpster juice in the morning! -- Doctor John A. Zoidberg

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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. -- Dave Barry

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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. -- Stephen Wright

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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. -- David Letterman

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Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch. -- Orson Welles

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I call this turf 'n' turf. It's a 16 oz T-bone and a 24 oz porterhouse. Also, whiskey and a cigar. I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American. -- Ron Swanson

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I have to admit I have a monkey on my back. It represents my crippling addiction to monkeys. -- Stephen Colbert

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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. -- Groucho Marx

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Don't mess with the volcano my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt. -- Mr. Furious

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Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored by posterity because he was the last to discover America. -- James Joyce

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The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on. -- Joseph Heller

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Don't tell me God works in mysterious ways. There's nothing so mysterious about it. He's not working at all. He's playing. Or else He's forgotten all about us. That's the kind of God you people talk about- a country bumpkin, a clumsy, bungling, brainless, conceited, uncouth hayseed. Good God, how much reverance can you have for a Supreme being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as

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I'm starting to suspect there's more than one tri-state area. -- Stephen Colbert

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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas Adams

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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both. -- Al Franken

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When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissues has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby. -- Dwight Kurt Schrute III

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Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. -- David Letterman

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If you don't live it, It won't come out of your horn. -- Charlie Parker

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Yep. My ex-wife Tammy cheated on me, then we divorced, then last week I ran into her sister Beth here; turns out she hates Tammy too, so we started dating. It's like a fairy tale! -- Ron Swanson

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Normally, I don't condone leaving early, but I have an appointment with the horse doctor. How that horse became a doctor, I don't know. No, I'm kidding. He's just a regular doctor who shoots your horse in the head when its leg is broken. -- Dwight Kurt Schrute III

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The concept of the rock-guitar solo in the eightees has pretty much been reduced to: Weedly-weedly-wee, make a face, hold your guitar like it's your weenie, point it heavenward, and look like you're really doing something. Then, you geta big ovation while the the smoke bombs go off, and the motorized lights in your truss twirl around. -- Frank Zappa

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I'm swelling with patriotic mucus! -- Doctor John A. Zoidberg

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Oh, so, just 'cause a robot wants to kill humans that makes him a radical? -- Bender Unit 22

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If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-25531768996830174462026-05-19T05:02:07.801-05:002026-05-19T05:02:07.801-05:00

Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved with bending. -- Bender Unit 22

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