As soon as I got back to work, I got a call from my boss apologizing for not appreciating my work with the tasks, and asking me not to take time off at the end of the month ever again. I told him that it was an unreasonable request, and I reminded him that he already approved of my week off in two months. He straight-up told me that it wasn't approved.

Read An Excel-ent Exit

Manager: "Ma'am, you bought this using a credit card. If an item is returned damaged on purpose, we can refuse the return and note the account for fraud."
Customer: "Fraud?! So, you'd be calling me a liar?"

Read When Customers Are Damaged Goods, Part 2

Customer: "I need plugs."
Me: "What type of plugs?"
Customer: "Just plugs, can you show me where they are?"
Me: "Sure, but I need to know what type as some at literally at opposite ends of the store, and I don't want to waste your time wandering back and forth across the store."

Read Plugging In The Gaps

Our overly condescending boss is looking over my coworker's work. It's my coworker's last week working here.
Boss: "Can I ask a stupid question?"

Read Practice For The Exit Interview

Customer: "I'll get a Happy Meal for him, and can I get the one with [Toy #1]?"
Me: "Sorry, that one has been popular. We only have [Toy #2] and [Toy #3] left."
Customer's Son: "Awwwww."
Customer: *To his son.* "Sorry, mate. I guess it's an 'Unhappy Meal' today."

Read The Apple Does Not Fall Far From The Tree