Teacher: "[My Name]? What are you doing here? You already passed this training."
Me: "[Boss] sent me here and said I needed to be retrained."
Teacher: "Why? You did so well last time."

Read A Refresher Course When You’re Fully Refreshed

Customer: "Excuse me, this store is all fancy and s***."
Me: "Uh, we aim to provide a high-quality service, ma'am. Did you have a question?"
Customer: "Pineapples and coconuts."

Read Causing Tropical Depressions

The paintings are single colors, square canvases consisting of just one color. One red, one blue, one orange, etc.
Coworker: "People are gonna put down a couple grand on these? My kid could do these between snacks."

Read Flipping The Modern Art World Upside Down

Customer: "Can't you open another register?!"
Me: "I could, but I could still only run one at a time."
Customer: "Two registers, two hands!"

Read Two Hands, One Brain, Zero Extra Cashiers

Manager: "The reason we don't sell sunny-side eggs is that the cooks are ONLY trained to do over-easy eggs."

Read Not So Over Easy