Guest: "I want my money back! The machine error caused me to lose!"
Me: "So if you'd won a jackpot, you'd be offering it back for the same reason?"

Read The House Always Wins… Arguments

I work at the local county history museum. Part of my job is helping people with their research involving historic documents that originated in or pertained to the county. People can come to the museum and request to look through the archives, with help and supervision from me or one of my colleagues, for personal projects, business research, or just out of general interest and curiosity about our local history.

Read Franklinly My Dear

Me: *I moved the monitors apart from one another.*
Owner: "OH! No, no, you can't do that, I have to drag things back and forth."
Me: "You will still be able to do that."
Owner: "No, won't they fall out?"

Read A Display Of Patience

A customer comes up to me with one red and one green shirt.
Customer: "I need fifteen of each of these, in these sizes."
He hands me a piece of paper with the sizes and quantities on it.
Me: "I… uh… can check the back."

Read Seeds Of Love

Cashier: *Laughs.* "I’m not paying for new shoes. This is a [Store] issue."
Me: "No, it’s not."
Cashier: "So you expect me to use my hard-earned money to buy shoes to work here?"
Me: "I—"
Cashier: *Louder.* "Why does [Store] not care if their employees have proper footwear?"

Read These Shoes Were Made For Walking… Away From This Argument