A while ago, I submitted a story early about how my “friend” ruined my 37th birthday this past January. If it makes a difference knowing more details, I’m a man and she is 33 years old. My friend likes going on road trips and has been wanting to go on one with me for a […]

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The recent stories about $2 bills reminded me of my experience doing yard work as a young teenager, many, many years ago in the 1960s. After finishing cutting an older gentleman’s grass, he paid me with a $2 bill, a $1 bill, and a silver dollar (like I said, it was a long time ago […]

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Caller: "Why is my bill so high?!"
Me: "We just had a solid few months of below-freezing weather, so some bills will be higher if you keep your heat running the whole time."
Caller: "But I haven't had it running!"

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Manager: "Yeah. Watch this. He's going to ask for a regular-sized coffee but want it in an extra-large cup."
Customer: "Get me a regular coffee but put it in an extra-large cup."
Wow, almost word for word.

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My Manager: "Remember, this is [CEO]. He's very serious and very smart. You have to show the utmost professionalism around him."
Me: "Noted."
My Manager: "I mean it. No jokes, no cute anecdotes, nothing. Just straight facts and direct answers."

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