Customer: "What! Why is your pizza so expensive? I could just make one for myself at a much lower price!"

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Some time ago, I was at the DMV to register my car. I also needed a license plate for it. The employee grabbed the next one off the pile to give to me. The number ended in 45666, which made me chuckle. The woman then asked if I wanted to keep it. I told her […]

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I happened to witness this exchange during a party with some friends. At the time, getting a PlayStation 5 required either extreme luck or enough money to go through scalpers. [Host] happened to fall into the latter category and had, by his own admission, not treated the console very well (there were several food stains […]

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Me: "Sorry, I don't have any money."
Woman: "Could you just take some out of the till for me then?"
Me: "Am I being robbed?"
Woman: "No! I just want money."

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Woman: "I'll get a [complicated and expensive cocktail]."
I make it for her and slide it over. She takes a lot of pictures of it, which is fair; it's a very pretty drink, but then she gets up to leave.
Me: "Uh, ma'am, you need to pay."

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