Not Enough Liquor in the Universe

Buy Books from Mystery Grove

2021-12-13T18:13:00.002-08:00

Mystery Grove publishing has released some exciting lost volumes of important world changing events of the 20th century. Check out the following titles by world explorer commando extraordinaire Peter Kemp.

"Mine Were of Trouble" An English monarchist's adventures in the Spanish Civil War.

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"No Colours or Crest" Albania, communists, and commandos oh yeah.

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"Alms for Oblivion" The end of the Pacific Theater WWII plants the seeds for the Vietnam war.

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Always with Honor: The Memoirs of General Wrangel

2021-11-04T18:47:00.003-07:00

"Always with Honor: The Memoirs of General Wrangel" by Gen. Pyotr Wrangel released by Mystery Grove Publishing tells the exciting and tragic end of the White Russians at the hands of the Bolshevik devils in the Russian Civil War. The Russian Civil War, as well as much of the interwar period leading to WWII, is not well taught in the Unite States. I found this book to be extraordinary in how it lays out the struggles, horrors, and brief moments of hope the White army faced against the eventual downfall. Wrangel is a man of such character he has no equal in today's society. In today's world of self serving manipulative egocentric celebrity cowardly bureaucrats, there is no one who in the public eye who comes close to Wrangel. Most certainly not the leaders in the Pentagon who order hasty missile strikes to distract from their own failures that kill only the innocent. Wrangel did his duty to the best of his ability, when he could have left with his family and money, he stayed and fought. For the first time in over 60 years, this incredible memoir is back in print thanks to Mystery Grove Publishing. Buy it while you can.

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Mystery Grove Publishing

2021-02-28T17:55:00.004-08:00

The Storm of Steel by Ernst Junger. Published by Mystery Grove Publishing. This is an important book to understanding humanity and the complexity of world events. Mystery Grove Publishing has done a tremendous job reprinting the original 1929 English translation. Buy this book!

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More news from The Stonk Market

2020-05-12T17:22:00.003-07:00

Read the latest from Vic Simmons and Team!

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The Stonk Market

2020-05-03T18:56:00.003-07:00

For the latest from Vic Simmons and team, please check out The Stonk Market. There looks to be some great investing, financial, and world news there. See below for the insights on what is happening in the Middle East!

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Small presses and... Ties???

2019-01-13T18:20:00.001-08:00

In true capitalist fashion, I've expanded into an Etsy store. But, I'm not selling my self-printed comix and zines, nope- vintage ties instead. Check out some of these listings for some well made good looking vintage ties at great prices.
Buy great ties here!!!

Check out this tie!

Check out this tie!!

NAY mm Hie May-gwok Yan #1 & 2

2019-01-07T18:00:00.000-08:00

Hey everyone! I want to share more pictures from my 2 issue poetry and comic zine "NAY mm Hie May-gwok Yan". Each issue is 4 sheets of paper folded over and stapled in the middle. Below are some pictures from these. Shoot me an email if you would like a copy I still have some copies floating around.

Issues #1 & 2 in their glory

A poem from issue #1

A poem from issue #2

A portrait of the artist from issue #2

Where is the underground?

2018-11-26T15:16:00.000-08:00

I'm on a quest for the underground writers. I was on a 4 year hiatus of writing letters and completing my first book (more to come) and I have not been keeping up with Not Enough Liquor in the Universe. Are people still writing mini comics? Are people still creating even if it is just for an audience you can count with one hand?

I was in Chicago 2-3 years ago for the Chicago Alternative Komix Expo (CAKE) with bundles of my 4 issue mini comic "Tormentor Comics" (yes, there are a total of 4 issues (I've neglected this blog)) in hopes connecting with other creators, but was unsuccessful. I'm going to say it is 60/40 me versus the people who are creating.

I'm going to keep looking for the new, exciting, and homemade. I'll be sure to share what I find and I hope you do the same.

Freak Scene!

2018-09-23T07:09:00.000-07:00

Whoa nelly! Here is a little gem showcasing some of the leaders in the obscene and absurd of today's mini comix scene. There is a good variety in artistic styles and really just some good weird shit to look at. Jason Karns has a few pages including the cover and I love that. Karns is contemporary king of sleaze, and he has the artistic chops to keep it eye appealing and worth reading. If you aren't familiar with his series Fukitor you need to be. Other names that stick out to me are Benjamin Marra, Tom Neely, Jim Rugg, and Jason T. Miles. Check out these weirdos.

Return of the Writer!

2018-09-18T17:40:00.001-07:00

I have returned and I bring fresh works! Below is the first issue of "NAY mm Hie May-gwok Yan" Created in 2014 it is 14 pages of poems accented with comics and rough housed illustrations. I can't remember if these were ever distributed, but I have a few copies available. Email me for details. I love mailing stuff.

Cover: Pen and Sharpie on copy paper. Whoa!

Self portrait of the creator. Note the shoulder hair.

How poetic! Like *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*

Tormentor #2

2014-10-26T10:36:00.000-07:00

Tormentor #2 is out!!!! This issue is 40 pages and 8 chapters of unrelenting insanity! Tales of revenge, love of hate, and desolation adorn these black and white 8.5x5.5" hand folded and stapled pages!!

If you live in the Chicago area you can pick up this issue and #1 at Quimby's and Chicago Comics. If you are interested in a copy you can email me at atriedes.chris@gmail.com

More from Tormentor #1

2013-07-22T18:44:00.000-07:00

Tormentor comics #1 is a true modernist comic. 3 stories told through an uncertain discontinuous way reminiscent of stories such as "Night Thoughts of a Classical Physicist" by Russell McCormmach and "The Trial" by Franz Kafka. Truly a unique comic that will blow your mind and change your idea of what the medium can do. Below are some more pictures from Tormentor #1!

Email me your address at atriedes.chris@gmail.com to get a free physical copy!!

Tormentor Comics!

2013-07-16T09:37:00.000-07:00

Tormentor comics #1 is here! 20 pages 3 stories, handmade, hand drawn, black and white! This is the lo-fi diy sci-fi mini comic you need! Tired of whiny indie art nerd bullshit? Get tormented!!! Email atriedes.chris@gmail to get one for FREE!!!

Blood Freak Rules

2012-01-17T19:40:00.000-08:00

How unfortunate it is that “Blood Freak” is not more popular. They should be much more loved with their 4 albums since 2003. 4 albums of momentous gore and horror are all gems. They are signed to Willowtip records, which truly has their shit together, and played Maryland Deathfest last year to a very friendly and appreciative crowd. Their newest album “Mindscraper” is a fantastic example of a great horror death metal album. Chugging away death metal riffs, lots of growls and gurgles, and the surprising thrashing solo makes this album pretty fucking sweet.

Just look at the fucking cover!

...and just listen to this

You are welcome.

FUN #5

2011-04-09T17:18:00.000-07:00

While traveling along the great network of tubes that is the internet I came across a wonderfully sick magazine called “FUN”. From the cover I knew that this magazine would indeed be fun. The price for said magazine was simply the shipping, how fucking awesome is that?!?!

FUN is a magazine loaded with knowledge that should not be known. It contains the secrets of the underground, the unknown, the strange and the weird. The articles vary from “Interesting”, “That’s a good point”, “Are they fucking with me?”, and “The fuck is this shit?” There really is a terrific variety of stories. Also the illustrations that accompany the stories as well as the magazine as a whole, work well to create an atmosphere of insanity. To give you a better idea of what the hell is going in this magazine; here are some of the article titles:

“Roid Rage: The top 10 steroid-induced murders of all time”

“Human Leopard Societies”

“Sieg Hi-De-Heil!”

“Ritual Abuse”

“230,000 Lost Souls”

“FUN Magazine vs Islamo Fascism”

“10 Reasons Why… Falsely accused date-rapists don’t deserve your sympathy”

Yeah, it’s basically the most interesting thing I’ve discovered from the small press/self-published world. The first four issues are all sold out and it wouldn’t surprise me if this one did soon. A must read for those who crave knowledge of the bizarre.

Evil Army - Evil Army (2006)

2011-03-12T10:17:00.000-08:00

There is a lot of thrash in today’s metal scene and a lot of it sucks. So much of it is paying homage the 80’s instead of breaking new ground for the genre. I don’t want to put down any bands or albums in particular, if you enjoy thrash you know what I mean. However, there are some bands which have released some truly stellar thrash. Now here comes the part where I tell you how fucking awesome Evil Army is.

I first heard the songs “Wrong Approach” and “Evil Army” off of a compilation CD from Hell’s Headbangers. They were so infectious and really the best tracks off of the CD. I eventually picked up their self-titled album and for a year now it is still one of my favorite and most played albums. 13 no mercy head banging tracks and the album is basically the best 25 minutes of your miserable existence.

For having such a great unique sound and fantastic cohesion for all 13 tracks, it does not feel repetitive or boring at all. It feels like running across no man’s land hopped up on amphetamines with a bayonet in your teeth and violence in your heart. The guitar style has really been inspired by the best aspects thrash; a little bit of early Metallica, Exodus, and a sack of glass shards swinging at your face. The drums are perfect war style thrash. Wicked good speed and snare hits keep you marching towards your certain death. The bass is fast and blends well with the guitar. Lastly, the vocals are perfect.

Bad or even mediocre vocals can really keep me from fully enjoying an album, but Rob Evil has a style that is terrific. His voice works great in both lightning fast and more slow delivery; great shouts, and snarls, almost punk like.

As of this posting, there is only one review on Metal Archives for this album. I find that shocking. This is definitely in the top 5 best thrash albums of the 00-10 period. I just hope these guys don’t have to wait for the next generation before they gain recognition from the metal community.

Closed Caption Comics #9

2011-02-28T16:36:00.000-08:00

I’m a simple man; I like my music loud and my comics awesome. I was a little hesitant about “Closed Caption Comics #9”; it seemed like an anthology that would be too sophisticated for me, too much abstract expressionism not enough tits. However it was advertised as “192 page wad. Note: Packed to the brim with comics, not a single page wasted. NO BULLSHIT!” So I bought it.

It really is a zero bullshit book loaded with comics, comics, and comics. The styles and stories vary a great deal from each creator. I wouldn’t say that there is a central theme to this collection other than great comics. Each creator spins a tale that is unique and memorable. I’m pretty sure most of these guys are contributors to the Closed Caption Comics blog (so if you want to follow them, there’s a starting point). I don’t want to discuss the individual stories too much as I don’t want to reveal too much, but I will say there are a few horror/mystery/scifi stories. Luckily there are no autobiography stories. If there is one thing that makes me want to puke blood it is an autobiographical comics about some wannabe art school dropout eating his own shit about going to see fucking indie band that is too cool to be known by more than six people.

So basically “Closed Caption Comics #9” is one sweet showcase of different artists from around Baltimore. 23 bucks, no bullshit, and it comes with a slip case and a poster, both very nice touches.

That poster is pretty sweet and looks great on a refrigerator.

Eyeball Comix Issues 1 & 2

2011-01-26T19:39:00.000-08:00

I was drawn towards Eyeball Comix because it looked like a comic that would pull the right elements of metal, horror and comics together. I was very excited about this title and ordered the first and second issues together.

The first issue is 28 pages and features six different artists. The first story “The Treasure of Slagg Rock” sets the bar pretty high. The art is very detailed and reflects the talent of artist Rob Amos. He draws his women with big tits and nice curves. The story is fun and original. The next story is entitled “Shotgun Man”, its one page, pointless, and made me laugh. The next story is a little too artsy fartsy for my taste. Its titled “My Ghost” by Nuala Murphy and while it does feature murder and tits, I felt it didn’t have the same absurdist humor as the earlier stories. The next story is called “Angel Dust: Assassin of Youth”. I loved this story! This story takes accounts or supposed accounts of people who have used PCP with horrific results! The art is a simple cartoony style with great facial expressions and gore. I believe the artist behind this piece is name Aresrott. Beyond this there are some miscellaneous pieces of appealing cartoons and comics. The first issue concludes with a tale of monkey cannibalism. When I finished with this I was very happy to have the second issue of gore and mayhem ready to read.

Eyeball Comix issue 2 is a nice big 52 pages of similar horror, gore, metal, and complete mental insanity as the first. It contains some of the same artists and some new ones which really add to the diversity of this comic. The layout on this issue is a little better than the first, the interiors are of a slightly glossy black and white, and there is even a table of contents so I know who did what.

The issue starts off with another Aresrott story, this time involving one of the Manson girls. It’s gory and disturbing, and very informative. I say informative on the assumption that the story is not bullshit, but based on historical fact. The next story is by Rob Amos called “Pirate Sluts”, more great art featuring curvy women, great tits, and nautical themes. After “Pirate Sluts” we get to “Crazy Shit” by Aidan Cook. “Crazy Shit” is the kind of shit I want from my underground self-published comix!!! I don’t give two shits about some post-modern abstract expressionist horse cock of a comic! I want loud noisy violent action in my comix and sonofabitch if Aidan Cook doesn’t bring it! There are two “Crazy Shit” stories in this issue strategically spaced to give you some extra “FUCK YEAH!” when you need it. Both stories are ones that speak highly of the complex society we live in, touching on delicate issues such as hipsters and beer. The art is somewhere between Sam Kieth, Evan Dorkin, and blunt force trauma! Following the first “Crazy Shit” story are a few pages of well, filler. They are some pretty cool pages that maintain the atmosphere that something fucky is going on.

After a few filler pages we have story entitled “Dr. Sarcophagus Brain of the Gut Man” by Barry Cook. This is another story that fits well with this collection. It’s got Nazis and mindless killing machines made from intestines. ‘Nuff said. Moving on we have the second “Crazy Shit” story. Fuck yeah! Next we have two pages of Kyle Platts. I’m not exactly cumming all over myself when I see Platts' art, but I don’t hate it either. There is a lot of detail and overall an extreme grossness to his work. His pieces are good and contribute to this issue. Next there is “Filthy Lucre” by Russell Taysom. This is a cute little comic in both art and style. I really liked the story, but it is a tad milder than what came before it and I mean that in a good way. It’s almost like a cool breeze on your face before the lunatic with the ski mask returns to torture you with a hacksaw.

Following this is the story “Blowflies from Outer Space” by Aresrott. Once again Aresrott delivers a real fun horror story this time with some science fiction. Concluding this story are a few filler pages.

Overall I was very happy with both issues. I had been looking for something wild, violent, sick and awesome for a while now and after some being let down by some other titles I can say with much confidence that Eyeball Comix is what I have been looking for.

Check’em out here: http://eyeballcomix.blogspot.com/

Sargeist - Let the Devil in (2010)

2011-01-20T17:26:00.000-08:00

I visited Moribund Records one day and saw their promotion for this album. I will tell you in all honesty, it was ridiculous. They could not have praised this album more or exemplified how important it would be to the entire metal scene and the human race. I really liked “Disciple of the Heinous Path”; six long tracks, raw black mysterious satanic music. Truly underrated and nowhere near as well-known as it should be. When I picked up “Let the Devil In” I was expecting roughly the same thing. I was wrong, and I am glad I was.

No intro! I love that! There are many cases where an intro to the album sets the mood and creates a terrifically terrifying nightmare atmosphere of death and doom, but where so much black metal consists of roaring waves of cold blasting hatred all of the time, fuck intros.

There are 10 songs of terror, darkness, satanic devotion, and mysterious rites. The album favors good production and a faster tempo as opposed to “Disciple of the Heinous Path” which is much more raw and slower. I really love how Sargeist changed their style with this album. There are way too many bands playing complete garbage black metal. There are too many bands that say “Fuck Jesus!” with sonic blast beats and ass-ripping guitar riffs all recorded on an 1880’s phonograph! Sargeist brings the speed, good quality, and a love for Satan. That is genius. That is what I love about Emperor’s song “ Inno a Satana”. Forget songs about hatred towards a God who is trying to control your life and will send you to hell if you don’t kiss his ass, and try songs about pure unconditional love for a being of absolute evil. That is piss out your tits scary.

Some may argue that this album is nothing special, and in fact sounds how any black metal album should sound. I have already stated how I feel about so much of the shit that is released as black metal. That is why I feel this is so much above anything out there. This is what a great black metal album sounds like, harsh vocals, droning guitars, and awesome drums. I hope Sargeist gains more recognition from this album. Moribund Records was not dicking around when they spoke so highly of this album.

This album takes you into the blackest dungeons, into the mysteries of the unknown, where the followers of hell sharpen their horns. Black castles of doom appear in the moonlight but only briefly, clouds block all light and you feel a seething devotion rise inside of you, the Master calls you forth to the ritual, Let the Devil in!

Putrid Gore Art

2011-01-17T08:25:00.000-08:00

Before Myspace cocked itself over with the new layout, I would actually follow bands and learn a good deal about small labels and those who made the art. During one of these exploratory periods, I discovered “Putrid Gore Art”. After some time and discovering that Razorback Records sold out of them, I found a copy at Hell’s Headbangers.

I was very pleased and disgusted with this little booklet. Some places the “Putrid Gore Art” book is advertised as being in “glorious black & white”, I would have to disagree with this elevating of the black & white pieces over the color ones. In fact the color pieces add such a huge element to the art. The gore and blood of varying reds, the putrefied skin tones, and Jesus all the shades of pus and vomit! But regardless, this is a very eye catching book! The first 4-5 pages are some of my favorite. “Plague of the Zombies”, “Impetigo”, “Black Tooth Skateboards”, “Skunk”, and “Street Trash” pieces are so good! The book continues with some covers he did for the zine “Liquid Cheese”. Putrid knows more than just how to draw zombies, he knows how to make good covers that get the viewer interested. I never heard of “Liquid Cheese”, but I would love to get my hands on some issues simply because of Putrid’s covers. The book then proceeds to show off his album covers.

Some of the great contemporary horror metal bands have some of Putrid’s best work. Fondlecorpse, Revolting, and Bloodfreak, have all been lucky enough to have albums from this sick bastard. Putrid does many albums in just black and white, but once again it’s the colored albums that really stick out. Whether it’s a heavily detailed cover like the Fondlecorpse/Frightmare splt or the “Dreadful Pleasures” by Revolting, color makes the piece so much more enjoyable.

His black and white work is still really good. What I really like is that Putrid has two styles; one which has heavy cross hatching and the other which is more linear with crisp lines and solid shading. Both styles work tremendously to show scenes of horror and blasphemy, and reflect how talented Putrid is. I hope this book has been successful for Putrid (aka Matthew Carr) and that more bands have commissioned his work. It is 32 pages in total roughly digest size, A5.

I keep this on my desk for those times when there is not enough liquor in the universe at least I have my “Putrid Gore Art”.

And so it begins..

2011-01-13T20:06:00.000-08:00

“Not Enough Liquor in the Universe” is a phrase I would like to attribute to comedian Lewis Black. I can’t recall which album or even what the premise of the joke was, but I have found myself using the phrase when normal day to day life is more than my mind can handle. I’m hoping to keep up this blog with stuff about comics, metal, books, and maybe even something educational (that’s right! edu-fuckin-cation!). So stay posted.