Not Safe For The Fridge

Thanksgiving 2020

2020-11-24T10:11:00.001-08:00

If ever a Thanksgiving was worthy of three dicks...its this one.

Even he doesn't trust em

Boom

2019-04-25T07:16:00.000-07:00

I can't tell if this means he hates the present...or really, really likes it. 🤷‍♀️

Getting Dark in These Parts

2019-04-18T07:26:00.000-07:00

[I like] foxes [and] death

This kid needs some spring time, stat!

Musical Education

2019-03-20T07:21:00.000-07:00

I think the lack of musical education in schools nowadays is a shame. 😁😁😁

Helping!!

2018-11-28T19:47:00.000-08:00

So does this involve help into the outfit or step by step instructions or... ?

One Leg

2018-10-25T07:16:00.000-07:00

To make this even more appropriate, I totally think this looks like a drawing of the Pope.

Just me?

Two Arms

2018-10-12T07:27:00.000-07:00

Who has two arms and looks like a penis?
This guy.
The action lines are my favorite part. *pew pew*

I Know What This Is

2018-09-30T08:53:00.000-07:00

This is actually 9 years to the day that I made the first Fridge post!!

I want to thank each of you for liking, sharing and sending in outrageous art.
Thank you for sharing the children's charities that have a place in your heart and donating to the ones that have a place in mine. With your help and the ad clicks we have donated hundreds of dollars over the years. It might not seem like much, but every child helped is a small miracle made possible by you.
With gratitude,
Tee

In The Immortal Words of DMX

2018-09-21T10:22:00.003-07:00

Go ahead and Google him... I'll wait.
What's worse, Common Core or Gangsta Rap?

Attitude is Everything

2018-09-08T08:24:00.000-07:00

I don't want to and you can't make me.

Charlies List

2018-09-01T10:10:00.000-07:00

I suspect Charlie is actually a 65 year old man.

Top 15 Things

2018-08-23T07:04:00.000-07:00

When he hits puberty it will be number one in a hot minute.

A Two-fer

2018-08-18T10:04:00.001-07:00

Are bullet bra boobs making a come back?
Only if they are paired (pardon the pun) with a set of um... low hanging fruit, apparently.

Not Mine, Yours

2018-08-09T19:50:00.000-07:00

Yes, yours.

Hot Fun in the Summertime

2018-08-01T21:00:00.002-07:00

Can't go swimming without one.
It helps you float.
Compensates for skinny arms.

That's right, it's a kick board!

It Takes Two

2018-07-25T19:30:00.000-07:00

Sometimes one just doesn't cut it.

Possibly The Most Popular

2018-07-18T07:01:00.000-07:00

The Feeling is Mutual

2018-06-26T22:36:00.001-07:00

I bet "Momy" feels the same...

Up, Up and Away!

2018-06-20T20:42:00.000-07:00

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane!
Nope, It's a penis with arms. You can tell how fast he is moving because of the jet streams... O.o

Dad is Number One

2018-06-13T18:31:00.000-07:00

I get the feeling this was drawn by a slightly older child... but he is still someones pride and joy! And he sure appreciates his SUPER dad!

School's Out

2018-06-06T07:25:00.000-07:00

I think both sides are ready for summer break. Sorry mom and dad.

Ahhh Nature

2018-05-30T18:30:00.002-07:00

Just making more bears... nothing to see here. #circleoflife

I stole this from Buzzfeed. Times are tough.

Summer Fun

2018-05-23T21:04:00.000-07:00

Every overnight camping trip needs at least one tit... maybe two, depending.

JFK - The R Rated Years

2018-05-16T06:43:00.000-07:00

Adam went to Wikipedia... and the Lifetime channel for his research.

Rock on, Mom

2018-05-09T20:42:00.003-07:00

I love her too.
Middle fingers up, mom, I feel you.