Notes from the Upper West Side

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Eighty-Three, "Hollywood"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Wed, 04 Aug 2021 05:46:00 +0000

Parp gives Paul a special pill. Paul remembers Sandy McLuhan.

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Eighty-Two, "Magenta Feathers"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Tue, 20 Jul 2021 08:42:00 +0000

Jessica helps Paul overcome his fixation. Sam starts work on a new project.

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Eighty-One, "A Lathered State"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Tue, 06 Jul 2021 09:34:00 +0000

The Man Squad drops Harry off at the gym. Paul begins to connect the evil dots.

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Eighty, "The Man Squad Road Show"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Tue, 22 Jun 2021 07:28:00 +0000

On the morning of FDII, Paul and Sammy escort Harry to an assembly of Northscouts.

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Seventy-Nine, "Earthy and Silky"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Sun, 11 Apr 2021 10:47:00 +0000

Jessica warns Paul about wearing Cammy's edges down. Cammy goes nuts for earthy and silky. Text: Notes From the Upper West Side (danroentsch.com)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Seventy-Eight, "That Laugh-like Sound"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Tue, 23 Mar 2021 05:45:00 +0000

Paul and Cammy agree to schedule their phone flirtation later that night. Jessica meets Paul and does not look amazed.

Full text: https://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/78

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Seventy-Seven, "Greek Lit 101"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Fri, 27 Nov 2020 08:14:00 +0000

Paul and Parp discuss Paul's upcoming phone call with Cammy. Paul promises to keep his voice down for Shembla's sake.

Full text: https://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/77

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Seventy-Six, "Chocolate Cake"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Mon, 02 Nov 2020 06:19:00 +0000

Sammy and his friends hack each other with lightsabers; Paul and Parp discuss Paul's upcoming call with Cammy.

See : https://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/76

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Seventy-Five, "Cammy ’n Slammy"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Thu, 25 Jun 2020 18:09:00 +0000

Paul tries to keep up with Cammy's texts. Cammy gives them both a new name.

See : https://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/75

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Seventy-Four, "The Majelco Job"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Mon, 08 Jun 2020 02:50:00 +0000

Paul remembers Freddy Lipton. Cammy keeps Paul in a constant state of arousal.

(Text: https://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/74 )

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Seventy-Three, "Daemons"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Wed, 25 Mar 2020 06:27:00 +0000

Parp tells Paul about daemons. Rick Cutter gets Paul a modeling audition.

(Text: https://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/73 )

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Seventy-Two, "Siren Musings"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Sun, 08 Mar 2020 04:54:00 +0000

Paul has a flurry of minor triumphs. Parp tells Paul about a kind of staircase.

(Text: https://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/72 )

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Seventy-One, "Saint Billy and the Michelin Man"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Sat, 04 Jan 2020 11:01:00 +0000

Fern makes Paul an offer. Paul remembers the Michelin Man.

(Text: https://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/71

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Seventy, "The Routine"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Tue, 17 Dec 2019 07:33:00 +0000

The gym, Fern, Sammy, and Junior at the Newbie School turn Paul's daily routine into a marathon.

(Full text: https://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/70 )

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Sixty-Nine, "The Big Listen"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Sat, 12 Oct 2019 09:12:00 +0000

Paul apprises Junior of l'affaire du rat. Junior's imagination takes her bleaching.

(Read the full text at http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/69 )

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Sixty-Eight, "The Space Program"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Tue, 24 Sep 2019 06:50:00 +0000

Paul leaves the rat locked in his bedroom and takes the boys to school, while trying to decide if meeting Cammy again is worth the sacrifice of his American birthright.

(Read the full text at http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/68 )

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Sixty-Seven, "Junior, Wayne, and a Big Rat"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Thu, 01 Aug 2019 07:52:00 +0000

Paul saves urban wildlife from death by broomstick, while pondering the implications of Junior's Newbie School plans. (Text is at http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/67 )

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Sixty-Six, "The Newbie School"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Thu, 27 Jun 2019 09:58:00 +0000

Junior discovers Paul's illicit gym membership. Paul starts feeling sore. All over.

(Text - https://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/66 )

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Sixty-Five, "Terry"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Fri, 14 Dec 2018 04:16:00 +0000

Paul brings Sammy to the gym with him. Terry prepares Paul for the airshaft eventuality.

(Text - http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/default.html#/book/65 )

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Sixty-Four, "Ball Teeth"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Sun, 25 Nov 2018 02:49:00 +0000

Paul joins a gym and meets Terry, who seems revolted.

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Sixty-Three, "Lunch is Paulie"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Sat, 04 Aug 2018 22:10:00 +0000

Paul gets serious about his second date with Cammy. Fern invites Paul to the Commodore Hotel.

(Text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/63)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Sixty-Two, "Moose And Squirrel"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Wed, 16 May 2018 06:16:00 +0000

Paul makes a date with Cammy. Harry and Sam watch Rocky & Bullwinkle.

(Text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/62)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Sixty-One, "The Daddy-Free Beach House"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Sun, 29 Apr 2018 21:22:00 +0000

Paul is careful about reading his email in the morning. Junior dresses like a slave girl for work.

(Text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/61)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Sixty, "The Check"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Sun, 11 Mar 2018 05:30:00 +0000

SAG sends the check on time. Paul gets caught in one of his connivances.

(Text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/60)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Fifty-Nine, "The Parp Proclivities"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Mon, 19 Feb 2018 00:18:00 +0000

Paul argues with Kurt Libby over Parp's motivations for helping Paul out.

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Fifty-Eight, "New Man It Is"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Thu, 04 Jan 2018 05:06:00 +0000

Paul confides his quandary to Jessica and finds out that even squares go to the gym.

(Text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/58)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Fifty-Seven, "Pairs of Things"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Sun, 03 Dec 2017 11:06:00 +0000

Paul's current quandary reminds him of his first real girlfriend, a Summer at the Provincetown Shakespeare Festival, and his pairs-of-things-in-the-universe theory.

(Text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/57)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Fifty-Six, "A Leap of Faith"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Sun, 29 Oct 2017 04:51:00 +0000

Paul begins to think he may have sold his soul to the devil, a.k.a. Parp.

(Text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/56)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Fifty-Five, "An Integral Part of the Plan"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Wed, 27 Sep 2017 07:38:00 +0000

Parp tells Paul what he needs to do to get in shape for his next encounter with Cammy.

(Text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/55)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Fifty-Four, "The Female Biology"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Tue, 05 Sep 2017 05:53:00 +0000

Paul says sex is what comes naturally. Parp tells Paul he has to train himself for it.

( http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/54 )

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Fifty-Three, "The Ballsy Stratagem"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Thu, 20 Jul 2017 05:30:00 +0000

Harry builds a thing for NorthScouts. Paul tells Parp about the date with Cammy.

( http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/53 )

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Fifty-Two, "The Alibi"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Fri, 30 Jun 2017 07:01:00 +0000

Paul tries to make sense of the evening with Cammy. Tourists swarm a Starbucks at World Wide Plaza. ( http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/52 )

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Fifty-One, "Dead As Dirt"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Fri, 02 Jun 2017 08:08:00 +0000

Cammy continues her role as Mommy. Paul does what he must to avoid recriminations.

Full text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/51

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Fifty, "Mommy"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Thu, 04 May 2017 04:00:00 +0000

Cammy plays another role. Paul resists the urge to call "time out."

Full text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/50

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Forty-Nine, "Billy"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Wed, 12 Apr 2017 06:00:00 +0000

Cammy plays a role. Paul makes that mental fist.

Full text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/49

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Forty-Eight, "The Inaugural Ball"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Thu, 23 Mar 2017 02:20:00 +0000

Paul and Cammy meet at the Roundabout Inn.

Full text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/48

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Forty-Seven, "Passing the Ticket"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:35:00 +0000

Paul decides he doesn't need to understand why Cammy is into him. Cammy meets Arvo, Paul's manager.

Full text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/47

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Forty-Six, "Man Mood"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Fri, 03 Feb 2017 04:33:00 +0000

Paul considers that he might be giving off a vibe that makes people turn on him. Parp tells Paul about Belinda's latest blog entry.

Full text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/46

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Forty-Five, "Dandy Boy"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Fri, 13 Jan 2017 08:07:00 +0000

The Man Squad encounters adversity at Riverside Park. Junior wants to know why Paul doesn't tend bar at Vider's club

Full text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/45

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Forty-Four, "Junior's Anal Virtues"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Mon, 26 Dec 2016 23:57:00 +0000

On the morning of the Inaugural Ball, Junior tempts Paul with an international symbol.

Full text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/44

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Forty-Three, "Side Tail"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Tue, 13 Dec 2016 10:29:00 +0000

Parp promises to help Paul with his alibi. Paul wants to know what's in it for Parp.

Full text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/43

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Forty-Two, "The Egalitarian Card"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Sun, 27 Nov 2016 09:39:00 +0000

The crew takes a liking to Paul. Cammy and Paul look forward to next Saturday.

Full text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/42

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Forty-One, "Producer On the Set"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Mon, 14 Nov 2016 00:59:00 +0000

Parp rescues Paul from a day of obscurity. Paul shows Skizz how to roll cable.

Full text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/41

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Forty, "I Try to Look Busy"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Wed, 26 Oct 2016 09:41:00 +0000

No one gets it that Paul is a producer. Cammy pronounces the "b" in "dumbass."

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Thirty-Nine, "Ten is Early Enough"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Thu, 06 Oct 2016 07:50:00 +0000

Paul gets down to Vider's at a reasonable hour. Junior needs help coping.

Full text : http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/39

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Thirty-Eight, "No Sympathy from the Devil"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Sat, 17 Sep 2016 06:29:00 +0000

Parp gives Paul a hard time about the Cynthia incident. Paul tells the story of Parp and "The Doll."

Full text : http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/38

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Thirty-Seven, "The Big Crap Enigma"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Sat, 27 Aug 2016 00:46:00 +0000

Paul asks Jonno for advice about Cynthia. Kurt Libby asks Paul for a favor.

Full text : http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/37

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Thirty-Six, "Like on a Farm"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Tue, 09 Aug 2016 02:30:00 +0000

On the way into her apartment, Cynthia reveals an interesting fact about herself.

(Full text : http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/36)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Thirty-Five, "A Short Walk to Cynthia's"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Tue, 26 Jul 2016 05:00:00 +0000

On the way to her apartment, Cynthia tells Paul an adventure she had growing up.

(Full text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/35)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Thirty-Four, "Why Chicks Dig Me Sometimes: A Theory"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Tue, 12 Jul 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Paul tries to figure out why he attracts women sometimes, and doesn't attract them other times.

(Full text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/34)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Thirty-Three, "It Isn't Complicated"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Tue, 28 Jun 2016 04:19:00 +0000

Paul and Cynthia develop instant plans for each other on the sidewalk outside Vider's club.

(Full text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/33)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Thirty-Two, "A Tobacco That Tastes Like a Lady"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Fri, 17 Jun 2016 03:22:00 +0000

The cast and crew of Little Round Jewish Hat discuss "One For The Road," Bobby's new tobacco mixture with a familiar taste.

(Full text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/32)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Thirty-One, "Two Babes in Hot Pants"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Tue, 31 May 2016 04:42:00 +0000

Dancing strippers, open pizza boxes, and a conversation about Paul's marriage mark the end of Day Two of Little Round Jewish Hat.

(Full text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/31)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Thirty, "A Public Service Announcement"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Tue, 17 May 2016 05:32:00 +0000

As a public service, Paul cautions women in general about being taken in by men like Parp.

(Full text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/30)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Twenty-Nine, "My Ride with Big-Butt"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Tue, 03 May 2016 06:03:00 +0000

Paul tries to find out if Belinda is interested in more than just a ride, and ends up playing the Mature Card.

(Full text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/29)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Twenty-Eight, "The Normal Male Curiosity"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Fri, 08 Apr 2016 07:31:00 +0000

Paul has an urgent session with Jessica, and discovers that a settled issue may not be so settled after all.

(Full text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/28)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Twenty-Seven, "The Neighborhood Carnality"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Mon, 29 Feb 2016 06:35:00 +0000

Present day: Paul and the Man Squad have an unexpected brush with the neighborhood carnality.

(Full text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/27)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Twenty-Six, "Bitch for a Day"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Fri, 12 Feb 2016 10:07:00 +0000

Paul picks up Belinda on Long Island, where there are a lot of funeral homes.

(Full text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/26)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Twenty-Five, "Flaky Shades"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Mon, 28 Dec 2015 07:47:00 +0000

Paul battles his way down to Vider's for day two of Little Round Jewish Hat.

(Full text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/25)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Twenty-Four, "Not Even Then"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Thu, 19 Nov 2015 06:48:00 +0000

In the book's shortest chapter, Paul puts his foot down.

(Full text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/24)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Twenty-Three, "Produced by Me"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Wed, 04 Nov 2015 07:15:00 +0000

Paul realizes he needs to reconcile with Parp. Parp gives Paul an assignment.

(Full text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/23 )

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Twenty-Two, "The Problem With Party Girls"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Sun, 20 Sep 2015 07:26:00 +0000

"There are no pictures of sunsets in the male libido."

Text: www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/22

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Twenty-One, "While Mommy's on Vacation"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Mon, 27 Jul 2015 02:49:00 +0000

With Junior gone, it's BBQ ribs and Lucky Charms Night at Casa Man Squad!

Text: www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/21

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Twenty, "A Man Thing"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Tue, 30 Jun 2015 07:34:00 +0000

Paul tells Parp his theory of men, women, and oral sex. Parp tells Paul what he needs to do to be called a producer.

Text: www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/20

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Nineteen, "I Flirt With Cammy"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Sun, 17 May 2015 04:32:00 +0000

Paul decides he needs to get out of that theatre if he wants to have a private conversation with Cammy. Cammy tells Paul why she likes married men.
You can read the chapter here: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/19

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Eighteen, "Hopes and The Getting Up Of Them"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Sun, 22 Mar 2015 09:21:00 +0000

Paul considers the moral implications of getting people's hopes up.

You can read the chapter at http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/18

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Seventeen, "Lounge Act"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Wed, 04 Feb 2015 05:43:00 +0000

Paul gets a close-up -- and a chance to impress Cammy.

You can read the chapter at http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/17

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Sixteen, "No More Wheaty Charms"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Tue, 13 Jan 2015 03:32:00 +0000

Paul doesn't have many good days. But that first day of shooting Little Round Jewish Hat was a great day.

You can read the chapter at http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/16

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Fifteen, "Little Round Jewish Hat"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 00:04:00 +0000

After Paul finishes explaining the basis of Kurt Libby's hatred for Parp, the cast and crew of Little Round Jewish Hat commence rehearsing.

You can read the chapter at http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/15

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Fourteen, "Live and Learn!"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Sun, 30 Nov 2014 22:22:00 +0000

Bang asks Paul if Kurt Libby hates Tony Parp, prompting Paul to recount the events that led up to the ending of Parp and Libby's friendship.

You can read the chapter at http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/14

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Thirteen, "Ladies and Gentlemen: Bangalore Springfield"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Mon, 27 Oct 2014 04:44:00 +0000

Paul meets comedian Bangalore Springfield at the first day of shooting Litte Round Jewish Hat.

You can read the chapter at http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/13

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Twelve, "Let That Be a Lesson To Ya"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Thu, 02 Oct 2014 07:43:00 +0000

Paul takes us back to the night of his argument with Junior, and relates a peculiarly-relevant sex fantasy about his therapist, Jessica.

You can read the chapter at http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/12

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Eleven, "Alcoholic Interlude"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Fri, 05 Sep 2014 03:04:00 +0000

Remembering how the last chapter ended stresses Paul out, so he takes a break in a local bar.

You can read the chapter at http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/11

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Ten, "Biz Trumps Ex-Hooker"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Tue, 26 Aug 2014 06:11:00 +0000

Paul and Junior decide which is more important: working on a video or hanging with an ex-hooker.

You can read the chapter at http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/10

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Nine, "My Wife Works for Hed"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Thu, 03 Jul 2014 08:27:00 +0000

After meeting up with Parp at Starbucks, Paul heads home for his weekly evening with the Fam.

You can read the chapter at http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/9

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Eight, "Junior's Gothic Chasm"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Thu, 15 May 2014 07:04:00 +0000

Paul describes Junior, and tells us why he has a polite, awkward relationship with her genitalia.

You can read the chapter at http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/8

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Seven, "Wake Up Call"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Sun, 13 Apr 2014 05:52:00 +0000

The Kurt and Constance episode drives Paul to seek professional help.

You can read the chapter at http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/7

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Six, "Lord of All Tail"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Thu, 03 Apr 2014 08:36:00 +0000

Paul takes us back to the Disco Era as he recalls the peculiar complex that got him into therapy in the first place.

You can read the chapter at http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/6

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Five, "SpongeBob Interlude"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Sun, 23 Mar 2014 08:12:00 +0000

In "SpongeBob Interlude," Paul tries to get his two small sons interested in watching All About Eve.

You can read the chapter at http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/5

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Four, "Feel the Hate"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Tue, 04 Mar 2014 07:05:00 +0000

Paul tells us that he is still in therapy because of Tony Parp, a man we should all despise.

You can read the chapter at http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/4

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Three, "Shit Happens"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Wed, 25 Dec 2013 04:01:00 +0000

Paul tells us about his wife Corrinne, and how fellatio ruined his in-laws' marriage.

You can read the chapter at https://www.amazon.com/kindle-vella/product/B093Z5TDB8

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Two, "The Beginning"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Mon, 16 Dec 2013 07:34:00 +0000

Paul's story begins last March, when he met Tony Parp to discuss Parp's music video, Little Round Jewish Hat.

You can read the chapter at https://www.amazon.com/kindle-vella/product/B093V1D4P8

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter One, "Revenge!"

Dan.Roentsch@gmail.com (Dan Roentsch) — Mon, 02 Dec 2013 04:26:00 +0000

Paul tells us his motivation for writing the book.

Read the chapter: https://www.amazon.com/kindle-vella/product/B093P7N1RV