Taylor Armstrong has got to be one of the most insidious people on TV.  If in fact you call BRAVO, TV.  Here she is on the beach in some posed bikini shots, trying to make it look like a paparazzi just happened by.  She told some Australian publication that she missed Russell and she hopes to one day be in a healthy normal relationship…  Sad thing is, there’s absolutely nothing normal about this chick.  Her husband killed himself, she then went on book tours telling everyone how he beat her to a pulp… but she really misses him.  Dailymail:

I always say, if there’s one way to build a new healthy relationship, it’s to drive your ex-husband to suicide then besmirch his name to anyone who’ll listen.  I’m surprised she doesn’t have men lining up outside her door…

Despite suffering abuse at the hands of Russell, Taylor still misses him and wishes she could have helped him with his problems.

She said: ‘I had tremendous guilt, thinking I should have seen that he was sick long before. I wish I was able to ascertain that he was more mentally ill than angry. I just thought he was an angry guy with a temper.’

jennifer aniston instyle interview

If you want to fill your breakfast bowl with bile, then just read Jennifer Aniston’s latest interview with instyle magazine.  This is gonna be the best break-up ever.  Dailymail:

she admits her glow is down to her current ‘peaceful and joyful’ state, thanks to her relationship with Justin Theroux, 40. 

The couple met during filming of Wanderlust, which was released in cinemas last month. ‘It was one of the most idyllic film experiences I’ve ever had,’ Jennifer reveals. ‘We spent three months together out on a lake, laughing the whole time. We became a family.’

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So yeah, I’m out in Beverly Hills over the weekend, something I never do.  But my sister came to town, so I wanted to show her more than just the damp basement I call home.  We drove out to Rodeo Drive…hoping to spot Julia Roberts.  As it turned out, I did in fact spot a Pretty Woman… Rachel Heller.  It was actually pretty cool.  I saw her walk out of the Beverly Wilshire Hotel, so I decided to follow her for a bit and see if I could get some pics.  I called after her…but only after I snuck in a snap of her awesome backside.  I told her my GF was a fan of her VH1 show, Styled By June which is a total lie.  I don’t have a GF but I couldn’t tell her I was a fan…  I took a few more pics, but then started feeling kinda creepy, especially after she busted me taking pics of her cleavage.  Speaking of busted… the hottest cleavage I have seen in some time.

vin diesel's million dollar trailer

I read the DailyMail from time to time and I’m amazed at their choice of words when describing celebrities.  For example, Katie “Jordan” Price is called a glamour model, Kim Kardashian, a model… and now this.  Now the DailyMail is trying to get us to believe that Mark Vincent (Vin Diesel) films “blockbusters”.  Vin Diesel is a douche.  Many many years ago, Mark (Vin) was approached to do a follow up to The Fast and the Furious.  He declined.  At the time he said he did not want to do sequels for the sake of doing sequels… well, years later after some disastrous choices, it seems he has changed his tune.  I guess having kids will do that to you.  The studios were wanting to throw money at him, but he refused.  As a result a lot of people that worked for him got screwed.  So now I’m reading he’s doing a follow up to one of the worst movies ever, Chronicles Of Riddick, called, Chronicles Of Riddick: Dead Man Stalking.  Ohh goodie.  Because I’m sure his Pitch Black fan base from 12 years ago will be more than happy to cough up their money to see Vin grunt his way through 2 hours of shite.  But, he has a really cool trailer that sucks up more energy and wastes more fuel than you or I would use up in a lifetime.  The good news is, it’s just big enough for his bald head and his huge f8cking ego.  Oh, if you want to see his very first movie, MUTLI-FACIAL, send me an email.  I have a bunch of copies on VHS.  Dailymail:

The enormous, 1100 square-foot vehicle is the 44-year-old star’s home away from home when he is filming his action blockbusters.

The two-storey gold monster has followed Vin around the world. At the moment it is residing on the set of The Chronicles of Riddick: Dead Man Stalking, which the actor is currently filming. 

Taylor Armstrong has split from her alleged lover John Bluher

Taylor Armstrong, the poor victim that was going on TV and doing interviews with anyone who would listen, talking about the abuse she suffered at the hands of her now dead husband, Russell Armstrong, was banging her lawyer.  I know right, a woman with such deep character.  Oh, did I mention he was married?  Well, According to RadarOnline, she ended her her relationship with lawyer John Bluher as she could not handle the negative attention.  Negative attention, your entire life is negative attention, so what’s different.  The fact that he’s married?  It also turns out that John (lawyer dude) was taking her case on PRO BONO.  Say it with me, you mean pro – boner.  She really is a great role model.  Dailymail:

Just a few months ago she was on television crying over her husband’s suicide.

And now Real Housewives of Beverly Hills personality Taylor Armstrong has broken up with her alleged married lover due to the press backlash.

According to RadarOnline, she ended her her relationship with lawyer John Bluher as she could not handle the negative attention.

Mexican drug cartel leaves 10 severed heads in the street as warning to rivals a week before Pope's visit

And my wife wonders why I never would want to take a family vacation to Mexico. Dailymail:

The severed heads of ten people have been found in Mexico in a suspected outbreak of drug violence, authorities said today.

The heads were lined up on a street outside a slaughterhouse in Teloloapan, about 155 miles south of Mexico City.

The bodies have not been found, according to the Guerrero state attorney general’s office.

Seven of the heads belonged to men and three to women, all aged between 20 and 35 years.

mario lopez homeless

He’s a douche.  Dailymail:

She annulled her marriage to Mario Lopez just two weeks after the wedding, and now Ali Landry has explained how she caught the Extra host out for being unfaithful.

The former Miss USA told Wendy Williams: ‘I had heard something right before the wedding. [Mario] swore that it was not true, but I had that feeling in my gut.

hbo's luck cancelled

“Accordingly, we have reached this difficult decision” ???? What difficult decision?  To cancel a show after 3 horses (which your show is about, race horses) die?  Or do you mean “difficult decision” because of the sheer grief of having to euthanize an animal?   I wonder… I wonder what the HBO execs mean by “difficutl decision”  hmmm….. Dailymail:

The HBO drama series Luck has been cancelled by network brass after a third thoroughbred died during production of the show, which stars Dustin Hoffman and Nick Nolte.

The decision came after the horse was injured and euthanized Tuesday.

A humane group that oversees Hollywood productions had issued an immediate demand ‘that all production involving horses shut down.’

HBO said: ‘While we maintained the highest safety standards possible, accidents unfortunately happen and it is impossible to guarantee they won’t in the future’.

‘Accordingly, we have reached this difficult decision.”

jennifer aniston spends 8K a month beauty products

This might be hard to believe, but the biggest failed actress in Hollywood, Jennifer Aniston spends 8K a month on beauty treatments.  That’s like a Vegas gambler.  One day he’ll hit it big so he keeps on playing.  But he never does.  He plays for years, does everything right but for some reason he ends up alone, no kids, breaking up relationships, failed marriage, and failing at his job.  But for some reason he stays relevant.  Wait, what are we talking about again?  Anyway, what a catch she is!  Dailymail:

Hollywood’s golden girl, Jennifer Aniston, is envied by millions for her perfectly sun-kissed glow, toned body and shiny locks and now we know how much it costs.

The Wanderlust star, 43, reportedly spends $8000 a month on lotions and potions, her dietary regime and her exercise schedule in order to maintain her flawless appearance.

The revelation comes weeks after her confession to being obsessed with laser peel surgery on an episode of Conan O’Brien.

bruce at the apollo

#wreckingball #springsteen No, not elitist at all.  Die Hard fans are left outside whilst Ben f8cking Stiller gets to roam around enjoying hors d’oeuvres, is this a joke of sorts?  I’m a die hard Springsteen fan 30 years on, and I’m left shaking my head at ticket prices.  2 tickets, nose bleeds will cost me $225.  A few beers, parking, most likely a t-shirt… a $300 night.  His album Wrecking Ball covers the struggles of the American working man… what working man can afford $300 during tax season?!  Rolling Stone:

The concert was held to celebrate the 10th anniversary of SiriusXM satellite radio. Only a fraction of the tickets were distributed to the public, and it was a mob scene outside.  Die-hard fans held up signs desperately seeking tickets, and paparazzi and autograph seekers aggressively chased down the celebrity guests. The lucky few inside took advantage of the open bar and hors d’oeuvres and gawked at Ben Stiller, Christine Taylor, Elvis Costello, Paul Rudd, John McEnroe, Chad Smith, Steve Earle, Gary “Baba Booey” Dell’Abate and many other big names as they waited for the show (which was broadcast live on SiriusXM) to begin.