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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/rss2enclosuresfull.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><rss xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><title>Now You're Cooking</title><link>http://nowyourecooking.blogspot.com/</link><description>Incidents, ironies, and downright lies.</description><language>en</language><managingEditor>cals5839@comcast.net (Cal Smith)</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:26:10 PDT</lastBuildDate><generator>Blogger http://www.blogger.com</generator><openSearch:totalResults xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearch/1.1/">4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearch/1.1/">1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearch/1.1/">25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><media:copyright>Copyright 2007 by Cal Smith</media:copyright><media:keywords>recipes,okara,diet,weight,loss,tofu,soy,soymilk</media:keywords><media:category scheme="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd">Comedy</media:category><media:category scheme="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd">Health/Fitness &amp; Nutrition</media:category><media:category scheme="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd">Kids &amp; Family</media:category><media:category scheme="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd">Arts/Food</media:category><media:category scheme="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd">Health/Self-Help</media:category><itunes:owner><itunes:email>cals5839@comcast.net</itunes:email><itunes:name>Cal Smith</itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author>Cal Smith</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:keywords>recipes,okara,diet,weight,loss,tofu,soy,soymilk</itunes:keywords><itunes:subtitle>Incidents, ironies, and downright lies.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:category text="Comedy" /><itunes:category text="Health"><itunes:category text="Fitness &amp; Nutrition" /></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Kids &amp; Family" /><itunes:category text="Arts"><itunes:category text="Food" /></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Health"><itunes:category text="Self-Help" /></itunes:category><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/NowYoureCooking" type="application/rss+xml" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com" /><item><title>You've never seen anything like Spartica's new Super Mall</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/NowYoureCooking/~3/Z36xR-f7z6E/youve-never-seen-anything-like.html</link><author>cals5839@comcast.net (Cal Smith)</author><pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:46:42 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278778062238319251.post-4592278093532844718</guid><description>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vju-H0VIG2Y/SRJzjNsDfsI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/KoxOiEAHQHg/s1600-h/Email-ad320.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 264px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vju-H0VIG2Y/SRJzjNsDfsI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/KoxOiEAHQHg/s400/Email-ad320.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265397963156586178" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;There really isn't anything else like it on the web. All the Internet malls I've ever seen are little more than collections of text links, organized by some general category.  There's no way of knowing whether or not you you'll be wasting your time clicking the link and going to the website. It's like pushing buttons blindfolded. You have no idea what you're getting into.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not so with the Super Mall. Spartica has turned it around with windows into the websites, so there are no surprises. You can see the whole thing at a glance. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When you &lt;A HREF=http://spartica.us/&gt;enter the mall&lt;/A&gt; at  you find yourself standing in front of a typical Mall directory in an illustrated Block Diagram format. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Click on the one that says Women's Clothing (for example) and you are transported instantly to a virtual hallway, with ladies clothing 'store-fronts' flipping by automatically every 6-seconds. If you want to 'stroll' at your own pace, turn off the 'auto flip' button and use your mouse to go from store to store.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To enter one of the stores, click on the appropriate entrance bar and you are instantly ushered inside (the company website) where you can browse or buy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's a great place for businesses too. Store-fronts are free. As a matter of fact,&lt;br /&gt;you can use as many windows as necessary to put your entire invenory on display - provided you supply all the finished graphics and help promote the mall.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you didn't already go to the mall from the link above, &lt;A HREF=http://spartica.us&gt;do it now. &lt;/A&gt; Then contact merchserv@spatrica.ca for move-in information and help.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cal Smith&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/278778062238319251-4592278093532844718?l=nowyourecooking.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/NowYoureCooking/~4/Z36xR-f7z6E" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-11-05T22:46:42.100-08:00</app:edited><media:thumbnail url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vju-H0VIG2Y/SRJzjNsDfsI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/KoxOiEAHQHg/s72-c/Email-ad320.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://nowyourecooking.blogspot.com/2008/11/youve-never-seen-anything-like.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>How to Lose Weight Fast With Okara</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/NowYoureCooking/~3/LkL1QCohI3Q/trade-sugar-for-okara-and-lose-weight.html</link><author>cals5839@comcast.net (Cal Smith)</author><pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 19:53:11 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278778062238319251.post-3159436254038006911</guid><description>Getting rid of body fat wouldn't be all that difficult if you didn't need to make  changes in your eating habits. But you do, and unfortunately, bad habits are hard to break without some very strong incentive. And when I say strong, I mean &lt;B&gt;powerful&lt;/B&gt; - like, you can eat more food, more often! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OK, it's a deal. Just quit eating sugar and starch and you can eat every 2 - 3 hours from morning 'till night. Dropping those two health jihadists will make room for tons of extra food. Although they are just 'simple' carbohydrates they are extremely destructive. When eaten, they release all of their energy in one intense, high-energy explosion, much like gasoline does in an automobile. But our bodies aren't built like automobiles and just can't handle all that energy at once, so we use what we need in that brief instant, and store all the excess in our fat cells.  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;The problem is that as soon as the explosion dies down, there is no more free energy at hand and the fat cells are securely locked by falling insulin levels, so the stomache starts calling for more food - preferably sugar because it is quick. So we eat some more, another explosion jolts our system, more of the energy is stored as fat, and the call goes out again for more food. Thus the sugar cycle continues and our bellies get bigger and bigger.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Complex carbohydrates however, are slow-burning fuels and are good for you. Things like grains, legumes, vegetables, and fresh fruit, are ideal for weight loss, but even so, we have to be careful to select those that taste best, fill us fastest, and provide the least calories. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In spite of the widely held belief that pancakes are fattening, they are one of the very best diet foods available to you. It is the toppings - butter, jam, honey, sugar syrups, whipped cream, etc - that are fattening. Pancakes with fresh strawberries and zero-calorie syrup are delicious, low in calories, and 100% nutritionally balanced. You can eat them six times a day and still lose weight.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;One way to decrease the calories in pancakes even further is to add okara to the flour. A batter consisting of two-parts okara and one part all-purpose flour will cut the calories in half, and add considerably to the pancake's fiber, protein, and fullness factor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okara is truly a miracle diet food. You can use it to make veggie-burgers, soy sausage, sandwich spreads, donuts, muffins, burgers, chicken nuggets, and all kinds of things. Get my FREE &lt;A HREF=http://spartica.ca&gt;&lt;U&gt;&lt;Font color=blue&gt;24-page e-Booklet&lt;/Font&gt;&lt;/U&gt;&lt;/A&gt; for more details on this wonderful baking product. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Getting back to the bad things, you know you should also cut down on fat. Fat is the last food processed by the digestive system, after carbohydrates and proteins, so it don't get into the blood stream until it is already saturated with glucose and doesn't need the fat. So, because fat is fat and doesn't have to be changed, it gets quickly and naturally slipped into the fat cells around your hips and waist for storage.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Protein is a fine diet food provided it doesn't come from fatty meat, which can lead to clogged arteries and heart attack. Red meat has also been linked to cancer, alzheimer's disease, and doubles the risk of developing rheumatoid arthritis and osteoporosis. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Normally, you would need about 40 grams of protein a day to satisfy your body's needs,but if you are trying to build muscle and take off fat at the same time, you should increase your protein intake to one gram for every pound of body weight (an increase of 160 grams for a 200-pound male).  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But protein contain four calories per gram, so increasing your protein consumption by 160 grams would increase your daily calorie intake by 640, which could add 2-pounds per week to your total body-weight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Because of the health risks associated with eating red meat, most of your protein should come from tuna, chicken, wheat, soy products, and whey. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cal Smith&lt;br /&gt;http://spartica.ca&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/278778062238319251-3159436254038006911?l=nowyourecooking.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/NowYoureCooking/~4/LkL1QCohI3Q" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-08-03T19:53:11.933-07:00</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://nowyourecooking.blogspot.com/2008/08/trade-sugar-for-okara-and-lose-weight.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Experiment gone wrong</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/NowYoureCooking/~3/RTgErEDSeiI/experiment-gone-wrong.html</link><author>cals5839@comcast.net (Cal Smith)</author><pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2007 13:51:30 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278778062238319251.post-4761927281725340819</guid><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;My three sons all swear that I burn everything I cook. It's not true. Maybe the toast is too dark, the egg yolks too hard, and the steaks kind of leathery, but I seldom serve anything that's actually burned.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm really a very good cook, but I'm a 'multi-tasker' and sometimes after I put a pot of rice or spaghetti on the burner, I get involved with something else while I'm waiting for it to cook. I don't use mechanical timers because my nose tells be when it's done. I am particularly sensitive to the smell of smoke and can usually get to the stove in time to salvage the stuff in the top-half of the pot. Anything burned on the bottom is too hard to scrape off anyway, and I swear I never serve food that has even the slightest tinge of brown.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's what happened yesterday. During the process of making okara I got distracted a bit by my computer after I had put a pillowcase in the microwave, set it on high, timed it for five minutes, and went into my den to check my email.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don't misunderstand. I wasn't trying to cook the pillowcase. I was just trying to sanitize it, so I could put the okara in it. You see, okara has to be dried before you make pancakes with it, and I thought it might be a good idea to use the clothes drier. A cotton pillowcase seemed an ideal container, but not without some kind of sterilization first. Enter, the microwave.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, I had hardly sat down at the computer when my nasal smoke detector picked up the warning. Rushing to the kitchen, I found the whole room enveloped in smoke. It was so thick my gold fish were choking. I groped my way to the microwave and opened it. The pillowcase, which - before I opened the door - had been smoking but only smoldering without oxygen - now exploded into flame.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Heroically, I reached into the chamber, grabbed a corner of the cloth, and pulled it out. Fortunately, the microwave is on the counter near the kitchen door which opens directly onto our concrete patio, so it should have been no trouble simply opening the door and tossing the burning pillow-case out. But there's many a slip twixt cup and lip!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I got the door open alright, but when I hurriedly tossed the pillowcase out, a flaming piece of it stayed behind and landed on the floor. My first instinct was to step on the errant cloth and grind it into ashes on the ceramic-tile floor, but I was barefoot and resisted the impulse. Instead, I reached down and picked it up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That was a mistake too. The pillowcase must have had some acrylic content because a molten mass of plastic as big as a pair of coffee grounds glued itself to my fingers. Ouch! I cursed under my breath and straightened up quickly. As I did, the top of my head made sharp, painful contact with the open microwave door on the counter. It didn't hurt the door, but cut my scalp and released a river of blood down my forehead. Another curse - louder this time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Blinded by blood, choked by smoke, and with a flaming cloth welded to my fingers, I staggered to the sink and torqued open the cold water tap to soak my burning fingers and wet a hand towel so I could stem the flow of blood from my head wound.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then I remembered the burning pillowcase outside the door. I hadn't had time to see where it landed. Luckily, the patio lounge chair it had landed on was getting old anyway, and the melted cushions weren't much of a loss. It was touch-and-go getting the lounge fire out, having to run in and out of the house carrying full coffee cups of water, but cleaning the mess up afterward was the worst part.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I guess my gawking neighbors thought I'd gone mad, giggling like I was while throwing burned-up cushions and pillowcase remains into garbage cans, but I couldn't help it. I was just glad my sons weren't home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So maybe it's not such a great idea, sterilizing a pillow-case in the microwave. But drying okara in the clothes drier is unorthodox enough without putting it into an unsterilized pillowcase . Perhaps boiling it would be a better idea. I remembered my grandmother boiling the white stuff on wash days and she never once burned a sheet. So I dug out another pillowcase and stuffed it into a pot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This time everything went fine. The water boiled and the pillow case cooked. When it was tender, I fished it out of the pot with a barbeque fork and carried it dripping to the sink. Standing there with the steaming cloth drooling scalding-hot water, I wracked my brain in vain, trying to think of some way to wring it out. I certainly wasn't about to use my bare hands, one of which already felt like it had been burned to a cinder.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But no ideas came to me, and by the time the pillowcase cooled down enough to touch, my forearm was cramped from holding it up on the heavy barbeque fork. It was only through sheer will-power and personal fortitude that I finally got the thing wrung out. I then inserted the 8 cups of wet okara, tied a knot in the open end, and put the whole thing into the drier.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know you are expecting something else to go wrong, because I was too. I hate to disappoint you though, but within an hour the okara had dried beautifully and I transferred it to a sealed container without any further problems.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know this sounds like a tale from Inspector Clouseau, but no matter what, you have to admire my ability to type so well with just one hand. Right?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cal Smith&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;      &lt;a href="http://tinyurl.com/2gdggz"&gt;&lt;img src="http://tinyurl.com/yv785g"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/278778062238319251-4761927281725340819?l=nowyourecooking.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/NowYoureCooking/~4/RTgErEDSeiI" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2007-10-20T13:51:30.439-07:00</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://nowyourecooking.blogspot.com/2007/10/experiment-gone-wrong.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Oh, the wonderful things you can do with okara</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/NowYoureCooking/~3/l4mpLhZsGsk/oh-wonderful-things-you-do-with-okara.html</link><author>cals5839@comcast.net (Cal Smith)</author><pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2007 13:52:50 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278778062238319251.post-9165641588278891670</guid><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can whip up some pancakes&lt;br /&gt;That’s what you can do.&lt;br /&gt;You can stew up some soup,&lt;br /&gt;You can soup up some stew.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can add it to flour&lt;br /&gt;to make muffins and cake.&lt;br /&gt;Even scones and soufflés,&lt;br /&gt;Oh the things you can make.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can even make meat balls,&lt;br /&gt;and sausage, and fish.&lt;br /&gt;I could go on for pages&lt;br /&gt;If that’s what you wish.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But where do you get it,&lt;br /&gt;this marvelous stuff?&lt;br /&gt;You make it yourself&lt;br /&gt;and the stuff isn't tough.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just start off with soybeans,&lt;br /&gt;they're easy to get.&lt;br /&gt;And soak them in water,&lt;br /&gt;they love to get wet&lt;br /&gt;and the longer they soak&lt;br /&gt;the bigger they get.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They swell and they swell&lt;br /&gt;till they're three times the size&lt;br /&gt;they were at the start,&lt;br /&gt;now they're fat little guys.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hate what comes next,&lt;br /&gt;it couldn't be fun,&lt;br /&gt;to be put in a blender&lt;br /&gt;and get chopped up and spun.&lt;br /&gt;and your bones turn to soymilk&lt;br /&gt;before it gets done.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But then to get boiled.&lt;br /&gt;What a terrible thought.&lt;br /&gt;To get dumped in a pot&lt;br /&gt;and that pot it gets hot.&lt;br /&gt;I wouldn't want that,&lt;br /&gt;Oh no, I would not!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The milk is delicious,&lt;br /&gt;but cows don't like it a bit.&lt;br /&gt;Milk can't come from a bean&lt;br /&gt;cause a bean's not a bit&lt;br /&gt;like a cow, and they're&lt;br /&gt;off in a snit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The pulp is strained out&lt;br /&gt;of the milk by the way.&lt;br /&gt;And up until now it was all thrown away,&lt;br /&gt;or fed to the cows&lt;br /&gt;who were happy that way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WE call it okara&lt;br /&gt;when we use it to bake&lt;br /&gt;those wonderful goodies&lt;br /&gt;that great tasting cake&lt;br /&gt;The sandwiches that I&lt;br /&gt;take to the lake.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And the cows are contented&lt;br /&gt;they don't mind what we do.&lt;br /&gt;We eat the okara,&lt;br /&gt;not beef in our stew,&lt;br /&gt;and they know that most soymilk&lt;br /&gt;is used for tofu.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cal Smith&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      &lt;a href="http://tinyurl.com/2gdggz"&gt;&lt;img src="http://tinyurl.com/yv785g"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/278778062238319251-9165641588278891670?l=nowyourecooking.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/NowYoureCooking/~4/l4mpLhZsGsk" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2007-10-20T13:52:50.270-07:00</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://nowyourecooking.blogspot.com/2007/10/oh-wonderful-things-you-do-with-okara.html</feedburner:origLink></item><copyright>Copyright 2007 by Cal Smith</copyright><media:credit role="author">Cal Smith</media:credit><media:rating>nonadult</media:rating></channel></rss>
