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(1) Nsaney's Pics - Timeline Photos

2015-03-21T19:00:00.001-07:00

Still got bills out the rear here. :/

2015-02-18T21:11:00.000-08:00

You can also help me out by donating via: PayPal: nsaney @ hotmail.com

Thank you all so much for the love and support. You guys are f'ing awesome. Love ya.

God Damn it Rudolph, Leave Santa Alone!

2014-12-17T03:59:00.000-08:00

God Damn it Rudolph, Leave Santa Alone!

Leave it to Santa to go get drunk and wrestle one of his reindeer.

Merry Christmas Friends <3 comment-3--="">

Political Memes: Help me out if ya can

2014-10-20T01:26:00.001-07:00

Political Memes: Help me out if ya can: The latest word is that they have sent in an emergency request to Stanford University Medical Center which is an 800 mile round trip. It loo...

My Realm Rank 12 Scout Account hehe

2014-09-24T03:52:00.000-07:00

My Realm Rank 12 Scout account from Dark Age Of Camelot.

Cancer

2014-08-25T13:03:00.000-07:00

I should be getting surgery to remove my left kidney which is overrun by cancer within the next couple of weeks hopefully. They are just waiting for me to get over pneumonia and get my COPD under control a bit. My right kidney is only working at 20% and15% is about where you need to go onto dialysis. If I need dialysis and chemo I have to travel out of town several times a week. If you can spare anything it would be appreciated. Love ya all. -Nsaney

Please use PayPal if possible. My PayPal addy is: nsaney AT hotmail.com or you can use the PayPal Donate link below.

Please donate a little if you can.

2014-07-18T04:07:00.001-07:00

“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”― Mahatma Gandhi

If you can spare a little please help me out. My first consultation at Stanford Cancer Center is on the 23rd. The hospital is a 800 mile round trip from my home. The I have to travel back down for a week or so for the surgery. Hopefully they can just yank my left kidney out and don't find that the cancer has spread. I will have multiple trips back and forth for chemotherapy... Thank you all for your love and support. Words can not describe how much all of you all mean to me.

Post by Mike Owens.

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Kidney Cancer Donations

2014-07-09T02:26:00.003-07:00

The latest word is that they have sent in an emergency request to Stanford University Medical Center which is an 800 mile round trip. It looks like I will have to travel back and forth for chemo to top it off. So if any of y'all can spare a little bit to help me out it would be truly appreciated. -Mike (Nsaney) Owens

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Broncos Super Bowl Defense

2014-02-02T19:12:00.001-08:00

Broncos Super Bowl Defense ace ventura pet detective ballerina toto

The Most Interesting Man In The World DAOC

2013-11-25T14:32:00.003-08:00

How It's Made: Organic Peanut Butter

2013-11-17T20:43:00.000-08:00

How It's Made: Organic Peanut Butter

Funny picture of a peanut sitting on a toilet reading a newspaper. The plumbing from the toilet is running into a jar of peanut butter.

Chachapoya Mummy: What Has Been Seen..

2013-10-26T15:41:00.001-07:00

What has been seen can never be unseen

Chachapoya Inca's of Peru: Warriors of the Clouds

What has been seen cannot be unseen

What has been seen can't be unseen

Hands over her eyes and her face gripped with terror, the woman's fear of death is all too obvious.

Futurama Fry Off-Road Vehicle

2013-09-07T22:31:00.000-07:00

Futurama Fry Off-Road Vehicle

AMATOYA fire reconnaissance vehicle concept vehicle.

Dumbass Tattoo

2013-09-06T14:00:00.000-07:00

Dumbass Tattoo

Only God will juge me tattoo

Sunset

2013-09-03T05:30:00.000-07:00

International Lingerie Day: Peter Griffin

2013-08-17T12:45:00.000-07:00

International Lingerie Day: Peter Griffin Meme

International Lingerie Day

Why are we not funding this?

Funny image of Peter Griffin, star of the Seth MacFarlane hit comedy cartoon Family Guy. Standing in front of a stem cell research laboratory talking to a cop...

The Bro: Cosmo Kramer

2013-07-07T21:49:00.001-07:00

The Bro: Cosmo Kramer

Ultimately named The Mansierre, Michael Richards holds up the man bra prototype.

Wheel Of Fortune: STFU IN HERE!

2013-05-09T12:17:00.000-07:00

Wheel Of Fortune: STFU IN HERE!

South Park Cops: Nice

2013-05-01T16:48:00.000-07:00

South Park Cops: Nice

Somebody Died In An RvR Zone

2013-04-01T13:53:00.000-07:00

Somebody died in an RvR zone

Do you care?

Windows error message.

Summoner Geeks Video and Transcript

2013-03-13T16:53:00.002-07:00

Summoner Geeks Video

Graham: Galstaff, you have entered the door to the North, you are now by yourself standing in a dark room. The pungent smell of mildew emanates from the wet dungeon walls

2: WHERE ARE THE CHEETOS?!?!

Graham: They're right next to you

Galstaff: I cast a spell

2: Where's the mountain dew?

Graham: In the fridge, DUH!

Galstaff: I wanna cast a spell!

2: CAN I HAVE A MOUNTAIN DEW?!?!

Graham: Yes, you can have a mountain dew just go get it

Galstaff: I can cast any of these right, on the list?

Graham: Yes, any of the first level ones

2: I'M GOING TO GET A SODA, ANYONE WANT ONE?!?! HEY GRAHAM I'M NOT IN THE ROOM RIGHT?

Graham: What room?

Galstaff: I want to cast MAGIC MISSILE

2: THE ROOM WHERE HE'S CASTING ALL THESE SPELLS FROM!

Graham: He hasn't cast anything yet

Galstaff: I am though if you'd listen- I'm casting MAGIC MISSILE.

Graham: Why are you casting magic missile? There's nothing to attack here.

Galstaff: I... I'm attacking the darkness!

(LAUGHTER FROM ALL)

Graham: Fine, fine... you attack the darkness. There's an elf in front of you

4: WHOA! That's me right?

Graham: He's wearing a brown tunic, and he has gray hair and blue eyes

4: No I don't, I have gray eyes

Graham: Let me see that sheet

4: Well it says I have... well it says I have blue but I decided I want gray eyes

Graham: Whatever... Okay, you guys can talk to each other now if you want

Galstaff: Hello

4: Hello

Galstaff: I am Galstaff, sorcerer of light!

4: Then how come you had to cast magic missile?

(LAUGHTER FROM ALL)

Graham: You guys are being attacked

2: DO I SEE THAT HAPPENING?!?!

Graham: No, you're outside by the Tavern

2: COOL, I GET DRUNK

Graham: Sigh... there are seven ogres surrounding you

Galstaff: How could they surround us? I had Mordenkainen's Magical Watchdog cast

Graham: No you didn't!

2: I'M GETTING DRUNK, ARE THERE ANY GIRLS THERE?

Galstaff: I totally did! You asked me if I wanted any equipment before this adventure and I said no, but I need material components for all of my spells, so I cast Mordenkaiden's Faithful Watchdog.

Graham: But you never actually cast it

2: ROLL THE DICE TO SEE IF I'M GETTING DRUNK!

Graham: Arghhhh... yeah, you are

2: ARE THERE ANY GIRLS THERE?

Graham: Yeah...

Galstaff: I did though- I completely said when you asked me...

Graham: NO YOU DIDN'T. You didn't actually say that you were casting the spell so now there's Ogres okay?

2: OGRES? MAN, I'VE GOT AN OGRE-SLAYING KNIFE, IT'S GOT A +9 AGAINST OGRES!

Graham: YOU'RE NOT THERE! You're getting drunk!

2: OKAY, BUT IF THERE ARE ANY GIRLS THERE I WANT TO DO THEM!

Al Bundy on the French - YouTube

2013-01-18T17:12:00.001-08:00

Al Bundy on the French - YouTube

How to play a Warlock - Dark Age of Camelot

2013-01-14T16:02:00.000-08:00

Guide on how to play a Warlock - Dark Age of Camelot

Eric Cartman: Hippie Problem

2013-01-07T15:02:00.000-08:00

Eric Cartman: Hippie Problem

I think you have a hippie problem

HOLY CRAP - Golden Eagle Snatches Kid Video (FAKE)

2012-12-18T22:40:00.000-08:00

A Golden Eagle swoops down in a park in Montréal Canada and tries to fly off with a toddler. Hats off to the cameraman who actually rushes to the child's aid instead of worrying whether or not he made Tosh.0 (which I am pretty sure this will, along with Good Morning America and the rest of the morning show and talk shows. LMAO.

F*** THAT!

The talons of this species exert an estimated 440 pounds per

square inch (3 MPa) of pressure, though the largest individuals

may reach a pressure of 750 psi (5.2 MPa), around 15 times

more pressure than is exerted by the human hand.

The Golden Eagle (Aquila chrysaetos) is one of the best known birds of prey in the Northern Hemisphere. Like all eagles, it belongs to the family Accipitridae. Once widespread across the Holarctic, it has disappeared from many of the more heavily populated areas. Despite being extirpated from or uncommon in some its former range, the species is still fairly ubiquitous, being present in Eurasia, North America, and parts of Africa. The highest density of nesting Golden Eagles in the world lies in southern Alameda County, California. These birds are dark brown, with lighter golden-brown plumage on their heads and necks.

Golden Eagles use their agility and speed combined with extremely powerful talons to snatch up a variety of prey, including rabbits, marmots, ground squirrels, and large mammals such as foxes and young ungulates.[2] They will also eat carrion if live prey is scarce, as well as reptiles. Birds, including large species up to the size of swans and cranes have also been recorded as prey. For centuries, this species has been one of the most highly regarded birds used in falconry, with the Eurasian subspecies having been used to hunt and kill unnatural, dangerous prey such as Gray Wolves (Canis lupus) in some native communities. Due to their hunting prowess, the Golden Eagle is regarded with great mystic reverence in some ancient, tribal cultures.

Golden Eagles maintain territories that may be as large as 155 km2 (60 sq mi). They are monogamous and may remain together for several years or possibly for life. Golden Eagles nest in high places including cliffs, trees, or human structures such as telephone poles. They build huge nests to which they may return for several breeding years. Females lay from one to four eggs, and both parents incubate them for 40 to 45 days. Typically, one or two young survive to fledge in about three months.

Feeding

The Golden Eagle is one of the most powerful predators in the avian world. They usually hunt by flying slowly while scanning the environment in a low quartering flight, often around mountainous slopes.[4] When prey is spotted, the eagle makes a short dash hoping to surprise its prey or engages in a longer rapid chase. They also hunt by flying in a fast glide or soar followed by a sudden stoop. Rarely, they may also still-hunt, watching for prey from an elevated perch and then pouncing down when it is spotted.[4] Given that their favorite prey are often mammals or birds that hesitate to fly, unsurprisingly most of their prey is killed on the ground and some prey may even pursued on foot for a short distance by the eagle.[4] When hunting birds, they may engage in an agile tail-chase (much in the style of the Accipiter hawks) and can occasionally snatch birds in mid-flight.[4] The powerful talons of the Golden Eagle ensure that few prey can escape them once contact is made. The talons of this species exert an estimated 440 pounds per square inch (3 MPa) of pressure, though the largest individuals may reach a pressure of 750 psi (5.2 MPa), around 15 times more pressure than is exerted by the human hand.[22]

While they do show strong local preferences for certain prey, Golden Eagles are first and foremost opportunists and virtually any small to mid-sized animal may be predated if encountered. Nearly 200 species of mammal and bird have been recorded as golden eagle prey.[2] Prey selection is largely determined by the local availability and abundance of the prey species.[2] Most prey taken are around half the weight of the predating eagle, with a typical prey weight range of 0.5–4 kg (1.1–8.8 lb),[2] though this eagle will sometimes fly with prey equal to or slightly heavier than its own weight (4–7 kg (8.8–15 lb)).[2]

In North America and most of Europe, the predominant prey are leporids (hares and rabbits) and sciurids (ground squirrels, prairie dogs, and marmots). In one North American study, mammals comprised 83.9% of the eagles' diet.[23] In Washington, the Yellow-bellied marmot (Marmota flaviventris) was eaten significantly more than other species, while in Great Britain and central and alpine Eurasia, the Mountain Hare (Lepus timidus) was taken far more than any other species.[2][24] On the Swedish island Gotland, the preferred prey of the Golden Eagle are hedgehogs, which are peeled of their prickly backs before being eaten.[4] Additional mammals regularly taken include smaller rodents, such as mice and voles, mid-sized mammals such as foxes and the offspring of ungulates such as deer, antelope, ibex, goats and sheep.[2] At the breeding ground of the Caribou (Rangifer tarandus), this eagle is one of the most frequent predators of newborn or young calves.[2][4] Domesticated types of ungulate young are taken as well.[2] For juvenile eagles, wintering eagles or eagles that have failed to breed, being able to carry off prey is less important than it is for those who are nesting and such birds are more likely to take large prey that can be left and returned to repeatedly feed on. Wild eagles have exceptionally taken ungulate prey in such circumstances weighing 30 kg (66 lb) or even more, such as adult Roe Deer (Capreolus capreolus).[2] Recent cases in which Golden Eagle were caught on film attacking unusual, large prey have included an unsuccessful attack on a large adult White-tailed Deer (Odocoileus virginianus) and a successful attack on an adult male Coyote (Canis latrans).[25][26] YouTube videos show trained Golden Eagles in Mongolia working alone, or in tandem, to take down wolves and foxes there, though the prey animals in this display may be already disabled.[27] There are no known instances of wild eagles predating adult wolves and, in falconry, almost all reported of trained killing of wolves are anecdotal.[2] Other videos show goats being dragged off cliffs to their deaths before being fed upon, and in one case being carried fully away by the leg, though the animals appear to be juveniles.[28][29] There are also numerous eye-witness accounts in Europe of sheep being carried off; again, these may be younger, lighter-weight animals. There is one confirmed report of a Golden Eagle snatching the cub of a Brown Bear (Ursus arctos).[30] In December 2012, a video was posted to the Internet that appears to show a Golden Eagle attempting to carry off a small human child. The failed attack occurred in Montreal.[31]

After mammals, the secondary important prey group for Golden Eagles are other birds. Various gallinaceous birds (largely phasianids and grouse) are the most significant avian prey.[2] However, virtually any bird, from the size of a lark or a pipit to a crane or a swan, about double the weight of an eagle, is potential prey.[4][32] In Sweden, birds were found to be the primary prey, with the most common prey species being the Western Capercaillie (Tetrao urogallus); while in sub-Arctic regions a strong preference for Rock Ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) has been noted.[2][33] Golden Eagles are avian apex predators, meaning a healthy adult is not preyed upon. There are records of Golden Eagles killing and eating other large raptors such as Gyrfalcons (Falco rusticolus), Northern Goshawks (Accipiter gentilis), and Buteo hawks, whether adults, nestlings or eggs.[32] Falcons, skuas, and Buteos like Rough-legged Hawks (B. lagopus), which are normally fierce competitors with each other, have worked together to group-mob Golden Eagles that have passed their adjacent nesting areas.[32] In one instance, a Golden Eagle flying in towards a Peregrine Falcon (Falco peregrinus) nest was struck and killed by a swooping parent falcon, a reversal of fortune for the falcon given that the much larger eagle is usually dominant over (and a potential predator of) them.[34] Large owls, such as those in the Bubo genus, may be killed by these eagles but usually avoid direct conflicts by being nocturnal in activity rather than diurnal.[35][36] More commonly, Golden Eagles kleptoparasitize, or steal prey, from other raptors. While not as large as some vultures, Golden Eagles are usually considerably more aggressive and are capable of driving vultures (including much larger-bodied species) and other raptors from carrion or kills.[2] Interspecies competition occurs regularly with large Haliaeetus eagles, principally White-tailed (H. albicilla) and Bald Eagles (H. leucocephalus). Although these other eagles (which are actually not closely related to the Golden) are generally less active predators, they are of comparable size, strength and tenacity to the Golden Eagle and victory in such conflicts depends on the size and disposition of individual eagle rather than on species.[32]

Numerous other types of prey may supplement the diet. Reptiles are rarely taken over most of the range but prey such as large snakes and lizards appears to be fairly common in the southern reaches of its Asian range, as well as in Japan and in desert-like regions of central Eurasia.[2][4] In southeastern Europe, Turkmenistan and other arid regions, tortoises are a favored prey item. Tortoises are dispatched using the same method employed by the Lammergeier (Gypaetus barbatus), which consists of flying with the bulky reptile and dropping it from some height onto rocks or other hard surfaces so the shell will crack open and its flesh can be eaten.[4] Other secondary prey items may include amphibians, fish (which are eaten regularly in Southeast Asia but are usually scavenged) and even insects such as large beetles.[4] During winter months, when live-caught prey can be scarce, Golden Eagles often scavenge on carrion. -Wikipedia