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Where the hell have we been?

Jess Foddrill — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 21:50:00 +0000

OK, OK, OK… we know. We’ve been busy, and in turn, we’ve been neglecting you all for way too long. We’ve gotten a bunch of complaints. We’ve gotten weird phones calls in the middle of the night with stalker-esque, heaving breathing on the other end. Well that wasn’t so bad, but they never called us [...]

Are they gay? Our primer to effectively determining sexual preference.

Jess Foddrill — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:17:00 +0000

Ever wonder why your high school football teammate wont stop talking about the TV show So You Think You Can Dance? Maybe your old sorority sister wanted to “experiment” with you, but you weren’t sure why. Perhaps your brother’s favorite singer is Barbra Streisand? These situations might be confusing to some people. But not [...]

Is it a man or woman? UmpaLoompa or crackhead? You decide.

Jess Foddrill — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:25:00 +0000

So, we occasionally find content that we just can’t explain. We try to be witty, we really do, but sometimes we just have no words for the things we find. WTF is this? We assume it’s a woman due to the lipstick that matches her… we mean his… we mean it’s hair. It [...]

Dallas Cowboys IT staff go 0-1 this season. Good job, morons.

Jess Foddrill — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 20:02:19 +0000

Why are people completely senseless when it comes to using a computer? Now, we’re not talking about the elderly. We all know they’re not good at anything… well, except for driving slow and smelling funny. But kids, teens and young to middle aged adults should all know how to use one. This is [...]

Why are foreign commercials so much better then ours?

Jess Foddrill — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:36:00 +0000

It’s a shame really. With all the money that goes into TV advertising in the US, you would think that we would at least have some decent commercials. Instead we have crappy infomercials with some cracked out, hooker beating moron trying sell us a sham wow. Or a slap chop. Or something else that [...]

Now welcome the dreary Lady Gag Gag. Before the fame and VMAs.

Jess Foddrill — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 22:35:00 +0000

Yes, she’s weird. Yes, she’s crazy. Yes, she confuses the crap out of us with her stage antics. One thing is for sure though, she’s making a hell of a lot of money. But Lady Gaga hasn’t always been the pop idol she’s portrayed herself to be. In fact there was a time, not so [...]

You can support us offline, too! Help us by Wearing our Merch.

TishPosh — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 19:26:00 +0000

We just wanted to remind you that we have some cool merchandise for sale over at CafePress. There’s some T-shirts, magnets, bumper stickers, and bags. It would be awesome if you got something. You can follow the link to the store by clicking the picture of the merchandise to the right. To be honest with [...]

Blue hair vs. douche in Mercedes. Our money is on the blue hair.

Jess Foddrill — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 18:36:00 +0000

What do you do when you come to a crosswalk and a little, old lady is asleep and in your way? You: A. Run her over. B. Get out, politely wake her up, and help her cross the street. C. Honk the horn multiple times until she gets the idea. Well, the douche [...]

Holy Jesus-piece, Batman! That’s one blinged out Crucifix.

Jess Foddrill — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 17:29:00 +0000

So what do you do with wood, foam, some copper tubing, and 250,000 Swarovski crystals? Naturally, you recreate the crucifixion of Jesus in a way that would bring a tears of joy to Liberace himself… duh. Chicago artist Quinn Gregory created this piece, named “Infinite Hope”, in just over a year. The actual [...]

Disco laser light show? Nope, it’s just your robotic vacuum.

Jess Foddrill — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:26:00 +0000

Ok, so no big story here, just some pretty cool pictures of Roomba art that we found. Basically, you turn off all the lights, turn your Roomba on, and take a picture with the shutter open the entire time the Roomba is going. What your left with is a dizzyingly beautiful display of [...]

Look at the funny little French guy. Awe, isn’t he cute?

Jess Foddrill — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:14:00 +0000

We never really liked the French. It’s almost like they try to act stuck up and snooty to the rest of the world. About the only things we enjoy out of France is their porn and their food… both superb. But in a country of overly secure egotists, there is one insecure Frenchman- the country’s [...]

Is urban contagious? Someone call the CDC!

Jess Foddrill — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:34:02 +0000

Oh how we wish television was the way it used to be. TV shows used to be funny without even trying. They were based around a solid idea that really worked. That’s why they lasted so long, and that’s why everybody watched them. Sure, there were only 4 channels, and when the president was on [...]

Come here Buddha, I want to eat you.

Jess Foddrill — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 15:25:00 +0000

How can someone seek true enlightenment in these times with all that is going on in the world? Buddhists everywhere are asking that same question. But one farmer in the Hebei province, in northern China, thinks that she can achieve enlightenment through the cultivation of the Buddha himself. Well, not the Buddha, but these [...]

Damn that sneaky Rabbit. When will he leave Turtle alone?

El Gringo — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 22:47:00 +0000

Damn that sneaky rabbit. Just when it seams Turtle can talk some sense into him, that damn Rabbit tries something else. If you missed the first two Turtle and Rabbit comic strips, you can check them out here and here.

Rocket science is when, um… can I get a do over?

Jess Foddrill — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 20:26:00 +0000

Judge Judy scares the crap out of us. There, we said it. Honestly, her old wrinkly Skeletor appearance kind of creeps us out. Not to mention the fact that she’s meaner then baboon with a stick up its ass. However, her court cases are at least entertaining. Take this one for instance. It’s a [...]

Life is all good in the aluminum ghetto. Ghetto Roll Call, vol. 1

Jess Foddrill — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:23:00 +0000

The term “trailer park trash” isn’t just limited to the garbage that’s put out in mobile home communities every week. No, it’s something more then that. For some, it’s a way to classify the less intelligent, skeezier, dirtier segment of the general population that we tend to look down at. For some, it’s the [...]

West’s outburst inevitably makes history. For 15 minutes at least.

Jess Foddrill — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 21:54:00 +0000

It was only a matter of time. Kanye West’s outburst at the 2009 VMAs has started making it’s way into mashups all over the net. We found this one earlier this week that provided a few laughs all around. But now YouTube users are creating their own as well. This particular video even got [...]

Is that Lando Calrissian? No, but I’ll have a Colt 45 anyway, thanks.

Jess Foddrill — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:48:00 +0000

It’s funny when you find predictions to what the future will be like in old magazines and newspapers. Popular Science is a good example. The thought that human-like robots and flying cars would be an everyday occurrence by the year 2000 was a popular assumption. But things happen that change the path of the [...]

Two birds, one stone. Swayze and West in the news.

Jess Foddrill — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 15:17:00 +0000

We found this picture this morning while reading people’s comments on Facebook (thanks Ed). Yesterday was a news reporter’s dream come true. First, Kanye West’s outburst at the 2009 VMAs left everyone fuming over what he did to Taylor Swift. Then, the sad news that Patrick Swayze’s pancreas finally exploded, and he was dead. [...]

Police your damn children. Prime examples of bad parenting, part one.

Jess Foddrill — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 23:34:00 +0000

Think you’re the only person who hates uncontrolled kids? Well, we do too. Damn grubby, snot-nosed little kids these days have no respect for anything. They always seem to be mouthing off and crying about wanting this or needing that. They’re always saying, “I want to take a shower, mommy!” or “I haven’t eaten [...]

Sen. Al Franken found to be a cyborg. Not Really, but WTF?

Jess Foddrill — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:01:00 +0000

OK. So we’ve seen people with photographic memory. We’ve seen people that can draw. We’ve even seen a guy get gonorrhea from a dirty mattress once… but that’s a whole other story altogether. But this is crazy. During an appearance on Minnesota Public Radio’s Midday at the Minnesota State Fair, Senator Al Franken drew [...]

I want my stuff for free! How to get free disposable phone numbers…

Jess Foddrill — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 01:37:00 +0000

In this week’s installment of “I Want My Stuff For Free!”, we are bringing you one of our favorite new online services. It’s called INumbr, and basically what it does is provide you with a disposable phone number that will forward incoming calls to your cell or home phone number. The process [...]

Ikea bests malls and clubs as #1 hang out for Chinese hipsters.

Jess Foddrill — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 19:23:00 +0000

A recent article in the LA Times caught our eye online the other day that claims that the Ikea store in Beijing, China is one of the top hangouts for Chinese hipsters, and families alike. Locals consider it the best place to grab a bite to eat, kick up your feet and read a [...]

Not to be confused with the crappy Goldie Hawn and Mel Gibson movie.

Jess Foddrill — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 19:15:00 +0000

We found the story behind this video on Wired.Co.Uk. A musician named Jarbas Agnelli created this clip, and frankly we love it. It’s amazing how there is art in everything, whether it be in the form of music, print or performance. We’re a little out of our element here, but we would just like [...]

Quite possibly one of the funniest glamour shots we have ever seen.

Jess Foddrill — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 03:03:00 +0000

We’re not exactly sure if this is even legal. A tad more skin, and posting this would probably make us sexual deviants. But leave it up to mall photo studios to let five underage crazy-azies (crazy Asians for those of you not in the know) come in and star in their very own male [...]

She’s back… and frankly, we’re a little concerned…

Jess Foddrill — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 19:36:00 +0000

“Where are her parents? Please tell us that they’re not crazy too. Oh wait, they are? Shit… OK, OK… so where are her relatives? They’re psycho too? Damn it. OK, well then who can we get to smack some shit into her? NO ONE? OMFG… someone call the National Guard, quick!” Aurora is back, and [...]

Get back to work ya damn slackers. Party time is over damn it.

Jess Foddrill — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:28:00 +0000

We at NukeYourBrain.Com hope that your Labor Day weekend was all that you hoped it would be, but we would like to remind you to get your lazy hung-over ass back to work, you damn slackers. The party’s over damn it. So when you get all hussy’d up in your skimpy work clothes [...]

Sometimes you just want to drink a few dozen beers at work.

Jess Foddrill — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 22:20:00 +0000

“No John, it looks totally straight. Lets go chug some more brewskies before the boss gets back.” We wish more people were like the this person. They decided when they woke up that today was a good day to get plastered at work. Subsequently, it was also a good day to lose their [...]

I guess Hooters girls aren’t big Star Wars fans.

Jess Foddrill — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:56:00 +0000

Ok so here’s a news article from some news paper or something (we’re too lazy to track it down) where this Hooters waitress gets tricked so good. Honestly, we can’t decide what the funniest part about this story is. It’s either that this chick was stupid enough to think that being the top performer [...]

I want my stuff for free! How to find and steal online crap.

Jess Foddrill — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:31:00 +0000

So there’s a lot of information piracy on the internet these days. Torrents, warez sites, P2P networks… where does it all end? Well not here, folks. We have a little trick we’d like to share with you to save you some cash online. Want that game download, but don’t want to fork out [...]

Want to fix the dents on your pimped out 92 Ford Fiesta? Fo sho.

Jess Foddrill — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 17:40:00 +0000

Alright, here’s the catch. This little trick doesn’t work on more expensive cars that use thicker sheet metal… so you ballers with dented up benzos or beamers are out of luck. It obviously won’t work on plastic or fiberglass bodies either… sorry Saturn owners, that’s twice you’ve gotten screwed now by owning a Saturn. But [...]

Damn them Swedes and their amazing LEGO building skills!

Jess Foddrill — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 19:01:00 +0000

We don’t even know what to say to this, except holy jeebus. The info on YouTube said it took 1,500 hours to make this 4 minute video, which sparked our curiosity. If you followed the same time ratio, that would mean the following: It would take 8250 hours, or 344 days, to make a 22 [...]

At Least won’t be a shortage of “talent” in the future of stripping…

Jess Foddrill — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 17:42:00 +0000

Not when you get your daughter her very own Pole Dance Doll. The box advertises “Style, Interesting, Music, Flash, Up and Down, and Go Round and Round”, and we love it. In these dwindling economic times, you can provide your little girl with the skills to pay the bills. I mean honestly, are [...]

Psycho Christian Zealot or Kinky trailer park Skitzo? You Decide.

Jess Foddrill — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 20:18:00 +0000

Ok, so we don’t know whether to be turned on or freaked out by this chick. There is obviously some repressed sexual frustration lingering under that born-again Christian mumbo-jumbo. We checked out her other videos, too. The chick is weird… no, really weird… no, seriously, check this loony out… Yeah… [...]

Global ThermoNuclear Apocalypse? Preposterous!

Jess Foddrill — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 18:38:00 +0000

A global nuclear fallout wouldn’t be so bad, would it? I mean honestly, there are a few countries, hell even a few US cities, that I wouldn’t mind seeing vaporized sometime soon. But total global thermonuclear apocalypse? Not any time soon. In fact our money is on zombie apocalypse. It would play out better on [...]

NukeYourBrain stuff now available!

TishPosh — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 05:37:00 +0000

What can be better then sitting around all day wishing we would come up with more content to keep you interested? Well I’ll tell you. Sitting around all day in one of our geeky new Tshirts while waiting for new content. Help us get the word out about the site by buying one of our [...]

Why does it burn when I pee, Turtle?

El Gringo — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 23:44:00 +0000

“Hey, Turtle, want to hump?” Oh, that silly Rabbit will never learn….

Turtle wax that butt, Rabbit.

El Gringo — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 16:30:00 +0000

Well in light of the fact that our work on ‘The Lot’ is slow going, I decided to give you something to gnaw on for a little bit. It’s a little comic I came up with called ‘Turtle and Rabbit’ that should fill in while times are slow. El Gringo out….

Now on FaceSpace, I mean Mybook, I mean…forget it.

Jess Foddrill — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 17:19:26 +0000

NukeYourBrain.Com is now on Facebook. We are giving out a pet unicorn and exaclty 42 cherry jelly-belly jelly beans to each person that becomes a fan of this site on Facebook. *Legal Disclaimer: NukeYourBrain.Com will honor this offer to the best of its abilities. It is in no way shape or form our fault if [...]

NukeYourBrain.Com is too geeky for it’s own good.

Jess Foddrill — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 15:59:45 +0000

NukeYourBrain.Com is now on twitter. WTF? Who uses twitter? Oh yeah, everybody. So for those of you that can only get your information in 140 characters or less, follow us @NukeYourBrain. Your welcome… nerds.

Korean midget donkey shows are not a pretty sight.

Jess Foddrill — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 20:18:53 +0000

Just a heads up for those of you(all two of you) who are following the re-launch of NukeYourBrain.Com. We will be premiering a new web comic developed by the Kuma Brothers by the end of this month. It will be a comical satire of the two men’s experiences in the auto sales industry and daily [...]

NukeYourBrain.Com is coming soon!

Jess Foddrill — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 02:43:52 +0000

NukeYourBrain.Com will be coming soon.