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showQuotation();</description><title>numblr</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @nostrich)</generator><link>http://numblr.nostrich.net/</link><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Numblr" type="application/rss+xml" /><item><title>Best of 2008 �?? Last.fm</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.last.fm/bestof/2008"&gt;Best of 2008 �?? Last.fm&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Not sure how new this is, but last.fm has some &lt;a href="http://www.last.fm/bestof/2008"&gt;best of 2008&lt;/a&gt; charts up �?? best artists, albums, and tracks.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The charts have an interesting caveat: they�??ve only included artists with debut releases this year (so probably the first list ever on last.fm that Radiohead aren�??t top of), and albums with physical releases this year. Even so, it�??s all shockingly predictable, with trendy acts like Foals, Santogold, MGMT (#1 artist) and Does It Offend You, Yeah? everywhere.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/62988690</link><guid>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/62988690</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 11:59:15 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>I�??d like to know which genius thought blog comments needed...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ajAGLw7Xwh1t93m0k680NBPTo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I�??d like to know which genius thought blog comments needed Facebook support, so I can punch him in his stupid, fat head.</description><link>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/62838968</link><guid>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/62838968</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 17:41:38 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Caspa - �??Big Headed Slags�??

As noted, this is kind...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://numblr.nostrich.net/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/61684148/ajAGLw7Xwgrqn4b5YaEdG68V&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Caspa - �??Big Headed Slags�??&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;As &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/nostrich/status/1019935482"&gt;noted&lt;/a&gt;, this is kind of embarrassing, but Dubstep is gradually growing on me. It�??s one of those things where most of it is fucking terrible, but the good stuff is &lt;em&gt;really&lt;/em&gt; good.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Some coked up guy at a party recommended this particular track to me. I�??m pretty sure it was just an excuse to say �??big headed slags�?? in otherwise polite company.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/61684148</link><guid>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/61684148</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:30:52 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Robyn - �??Cobrastyle (The Touch Remix)�??</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://numblr.nostrich.net/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/60876711/ajAGLw7Xwgkhg64wu30T8B7Z&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Robyn - �??Cobrastyle (The Touch Remix)�??</description><link>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/60876711</link><guid>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/60876711</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 14:39:08 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>"Go on you tube and search for a thing about a hamster getting blown out of someone�??s bum x"</title><description>�??Go on you tube and search for a thing about a hamster getting blown out of someone�??s bum x�??&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;A text message from my Mother. Good to see she�??s using the internet to its fullest potential.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/60696260</link><guid>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/60696260</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:23:40 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Plan</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2008/11/24/081124sh_shouts_handey"&gt;The Plan&lt;/a&gt;: By Jack Handey. Excellent, as ever.</description><link>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/60690770</link><guid>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/60690770</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:39:36 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>I Hate To Break It To You, But...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=1786497"&gt;I Hate To Break It To You, But...&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://shoesonwrong.tumblr.com/post/60212781/i-hate-to-break-it-to-you-but"&gt;shoesonwrong&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Please help! I took my husband�??s i-phone and found a raunchy picture of him attached to an e-mail to a woman in his sent e-mail file (a Yahoo account). When I approached him about this (I think that he is cheating on me) he admitted that he took the picture but says that he never sent it to anyone. He claims that he went to the Genius Bar at the local Apple store and they told him that it is an i-phone glitch: that photos sometimes automatically attach themselves to an e-mail address and appear in the sent folder, even though no e-mail was ever sent. Has anyone ever heard of this happening? The future of my marriage depends on this answer!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Uh oh. Best reply:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;I think your marriage has a glitch :)&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/60213351</link><guid>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/60213351</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 02:16:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>inky:


QWOP

Can you beat this bloody game?


This game is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/Hxs1TBsQ4gfdkl2d7O4bNhXMo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://found.boxofjunk.ws/post/60202338"&gt;inky&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html"&gt;QWOP&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Can you beat this bloody game?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This game is bullshit. It�??s completely fucking wrong. That is not how running works! The correct way is alternating taps of two distinct keys. Two legs, two keys. &lt;strong&gt;This is needlessly difficult and I don�??t fucking approve of it.&lt;/strong&gt; My best is -0.2m, go fuck yourself.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/60206521</link><guid>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/60206521</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 01:24:23 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Spor - 1Up

Pixellated Drum &amp; Bass.</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://numblr.nostrich.net/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/60167816/ajAGLw7Xwgf47yzngRKw8Icj&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Spor - 1Up&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Pixellated Drum &amp; Bass.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/60167816</link><guid>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/60167816</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:30:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>TC - Tron

More TC.</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://numblr.nostrich.net/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/60015189/ajAGLw7Xwgdu59zpkLVCMx83&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;TC - Tron&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;More TC.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/60015189</link><guid>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/60015189</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:00:12 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Pcutmp3 is awesome.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ajAGLw7Xwgdh36doZ6MLHp7no1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/Pcutmp3"&gt;Pcutmp3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; is awesome.</description><link>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/59975997</link><guid>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/59975997</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 16:54:38 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Bon Iver - �??Skinny Love�??

Morning music.</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://numblr.nostrich.net/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/59937522/ajAGLw7Xwgd2zb0tvfdMuOJ6&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bon Iver - �??Skinny Love�??&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Morning music.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/59937522</link><guid>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/59937522</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 10:19:44 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>"i had anal sex with my boyfriend today for the first time. itwas fine at the time, but now i�??m in a..."</title><description>�??i had anal sex with my boyfriend today for the first time. itwas fine at the time, but now i�??m in a serious amount of pain. i blame him for the pain, i only did it because he asked me too.
there i said it. my anus hurts because of you.�??&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Every time I go to &lt;a href="http://grouphug.us/"&gt;Group Hug&lt;/a&gt;, it�??s totally worth it.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/59861189</link><guid>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/59861189</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 21:05:54 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The apostrophe - a dog's dinner?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/newsnight/fromthewebteam/2008/11/the_apostrophe_a_dogs_dinner.html"&gt;The apostrophe - a dog's dinner?&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Paxman talks to David Crystal about the apostrophe.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;In case anyone wondered, I happen to think the apostrophe debate is a load of wank.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/59829206</link><guid>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/59829206</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 16:02:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>TC - �??Pornstar�??

Re-edit of �??Rockstar�??,...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://numblr.nostrich.net/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/59746495/ajAGLw7Xwgb2plrza8dDqKSt&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;TC - �??Pornstar�??&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Re-edit of �??Rockstar�??, featuring Hannah Collins singing some rather saucy things.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/59746495</link><guid>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/59746495</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:36:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twitter.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://stupidinboston.tumblr.com/post/59239753/twitter"&gt;Twitter.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://aubii.com/post/59240223/twitter"&gt;amwelles&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;97% is boring. 3% is pure awesome, and 99.9% of that 3% is &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/nostrich"&gt;nostrich&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/lonelysandwich"&gt;lonelysandwich&lt;/a&gt;. (via &lt;a href="http://stupidinboston.tumblr.com/post/59239753/twitter"&gt;stupidinboston&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Hey, thanks! If anyone�??s interested, here are some  Twitterers I particularly enjoy following for their ability to make me laugh (which is where I find most of the value in Twitter now):&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/CcSteff"&gt;CcSteff&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/nick"&gt;Nick&lt;/a&gt; (Douglas)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/aedison"&gt;Avery Edison&lt;/a&gt; (A fellow Brit)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/strutting"&gt;Strutting&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/toldorknown"&gt;Toldorknown&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;</description><link>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/59245781</link><guid>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/59245781</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 02:17:54 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>
Teen Creep is one lovely mixtape from Kitsune Noir, mixed by...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/edekzICBNg6isugyLi4QTFuoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;a href="http://kitsunenoir.com/blog/2008/11/10/teen-creep-a-kitsune-noir-mix-by-james-kane/"&gt;Teen Creep&lt;/a&gt; is one lovely mixtape from &lt;a href="http://kitusunenoir.com"&gt;Kitsune Noir&lt;/a&gt;, mixed by &lt;a href="http://www.teencreep.blogspot.com/"&gt;James Kane&lt;/a&gt;. Check it out, it will help you get out of bed tomorrow.&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/59200964</link><guid>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/59200964</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:21:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>How does Google know what university I�??m at?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ajAGLw7Xwg54jzkmqMfXRdkQo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;How does Google know what university I�??m at?</description><link>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/59016420</link><guid>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/59016420</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:41:38 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>La Roux - �??Quicksand�??</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://numblr.nostrich.net/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/59015974/ajAGLw7Xwg54eeaoyqVQtIWW&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;La Roux - �??Quicksand�??</description><link>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/59015974</link><guid>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/59015974</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:37:18 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>I don�??t give a fuck if you like the new �??like�?? feature or not. Stop diluting the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I don�??t give a fuck if you like the new �??like�?? feature or not. Stop diluting the awesomeness of my dashboard and just don�??t use it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Thanks in advance.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/59013523</link><guid>http://numblr.nostrich.net/post/59013523</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:16:03 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
