Episode 17: 40 Chambers of shame!</h1> <article> <h1>Episode 17: 40 Chambers of shame!</h1> <p>nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Mon, 11 Sep 2006 00:00:00 -0700</p> LISTEN NOW: <a href="http://heartlessfemales.com/NYCB/NYComedyBling_17.m4a"></a><br /><br />NY NEWS:<br />• Shitty Teachers Busted <br />• Sumurai Killa — 40 Chambers of shame!<br />• Net Pervert Busted — NOT ME!<br />• Heat kills 24 Peepz — More Air for us!<br />• Cabby Returns Jewelz, in other news Div bangs 20 Cabbies<br /><br />YOU GOT BLINGED:<br />• Mets star — Paul LoDuca Cheats on the Girls he Cheats on Girls with. Wha?!?<br />• Lohan Wants To Bang Entire Army — in other news Jack Joins Army<br />• McCartney Locks Wife outta Mansion. HAHAHAHAHA!<br />• Not exploiting nine/11 anniversary = Un-American<br /><br />BIG FINISH:<br />BOTTLE BOMBZ!<br /><br /><br />Email us to get a shoutout: nycomedybling@gmail.com<br />Visit: http://nycomedybling.blogspot.com<br /><br />SUBSCRIBE NOW: <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/NyComedyBling" title="Subscribe to my feed, NY Comedy Bling" rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml"></a> </article> <article> <h1>Episode 16: SNAKES ON BLING!</h1> <p>nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Sun, 20 Aug 2006 19:19:00 -0700</p> Welcome to our Special SNAKES ON PLANE episode, bitches! <br /><br />LISTEN NOW: <a href="http://heartlessfemales.com/NYCB/NYComedyBling_16.m4a"></a><br /><br />NY NEWS:<br />• 100 Mil MTA Office = Pookie Living in Luxory<br />• Fake Kid Scam... Fuck Birth! Faking it nets you 113Gs!<br />• Don't Piss Off UK Mothers — Baby Bottle Bombz<br />• Jon Benet Ramsey Killer is NOT Div<br />• Cops Busted for Hookers<br /><br />YOU GOT BLINGED:<br />• Boy George = Boy Janitor<br />• Kate Hudson Divorces Husband (because of infidelity with NYCB podcast host)<br />• David Copperfield Finds Fountain of Youth (Snakes are not the only things on crack apparently)<br />• Paris CD = What's Next — Sex Creams?<br />• DiCaprio Gay Porn Movie<br /><br />BIG FINISH:<br />SNAKES ON PLANE REVIEW!<br /><br /><br />Email us to get a shoutout: nycomedybling@gmail.com<br />Visit: http://nycomedybling.blogspot.com<br /><br />SUBSCRIBE NOW: <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/NyComedyBling" title="Subscribe to my feed, NY Comedy Bling" rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml"></a> </article> <article> <h1>Episode 15: DIV'S IN REHAB!</h1> <p>nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Sun, 13 Aug 2006 17:36:00 -0700</p> Div will be back next episode in our "Snakes On Plane" special! L-Fly is filling in this week with her extra cuteness™.<br /><br />LISTEN NOW: <a href="http://heartlessfemales.com/NYCB/NYComedyBling_15.m4a"></a><br /><br />NY NEWS:<br />• Motherfucking Hot!<br />• Assology<br />• Miami Vice Pirates <br />• Real Blinging Estate<br />• Hospital Complaints = Roach in Glass<br /><br />YOU GOT BLINGED:<br />• Paris would bang Paris apparently<br />• Pam Anderson Weds, upstaged by a homo (7th Heaven is not about gay gang bangs)<br />• K-Fed's Mom chilling with Ron Jeremy<br />• Jenna Jameson Talking Doll (need we say more?!)<br />• Welcome Back, Welcome Back Fat-Ass! Travolota is Fat Again<br />• Jacko Fires Everybody<br /><br />BIG FINISH:<br />MEL GIBSON GETS DRUNK AND GOES APE-SHIT ON JEWS<br /><br /><br />Email us to get a shoutout: nycomedybling@gmail.com<br />Visit: http://nycomedybling.blogspot.com<br /><br />SUBSCRIBE NOW: <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/NyComedyBling" title="Subscribe to my feed, NY Comedy Bling" rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml"></a> </article> <article> <h1>Episode 14: Oops I Blained It Again!</h1> <p>nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Sat, 13 May 2006 09:23:00 -0700</p> WE'RE BACK BITCHES!!! ...but no longer weekly because Jack got fired from DeVry Air Conditioning Inc., so we're no longer co-workers. AKA — we're not physically together as often to do this Podcast.<br /><br />BUT KEEP YOURSELF SUBSCRIBED because we are here until we both die. Consider our return to be like that of a Tupac CD every 2 years. Just kidding, we should be premiering a NEW EPISODE A FEW TIMES PER MONTH.<br /><br />AIGHT! Div loves you bitches, keep supporting us!<br /><br /><br />LISTEN NOW: <a href="http://heartlessfemales.com/NYCB/NYComedyBling_14.m4a"></a><br /><br /><br />NY NEWS:<br />• Peeper Skillz<br />• Bear killed in NJ Because it Wanted to Eat Children<br />• Rolling Rock = Favorite Non-Crunk Beer<br />• Subway Flasher = Mad Prep Time?!<br /><br />YOU GOT BLINGED:<br />• Model Falls out of RV. (This is why you listen to this show)<br />• 1. Britney Spears endangers Kid<br />• 2. Oops She Banged With No Protection AGAIN!<br />• 3. K-Fed's Album has Gotten Killed in Iraq<br /><br />BIG FINISH:<br />• David Blaine = Underwater Pussy<br /><br />Plus, THE BLINGLIST.<br /><br /><br /><br />Email us to get a shoutout: nycomedybling@gmail.com<br />Visit: http://nycomedybling.blogspot.com<br /><br /><br />SUBSCRIBE NOW: <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/NyComedyBling" title="Subscribe to my feed, NY Comedy Bling" rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml"></a> </article> <article> <h1>Episode 13: D-Cups Galore!</h1> <p>nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Sat, 1 Apr 2006 09:56:00 -0800</p> L-FLY in the HOUSE! She's a special guest with the extra cuteness! Tune in to see how uncomfortable we can make her.<br /><br /><br />LISTEN NOW: <a href="http://heartlessfemales.com/NYCB/NYComedyBling_13.m4a"></a><br /><br />NY NEWS:<br />• Fish Murderer<br />• Kid gets belted in front of class!<br />• Boob Jobs Gone Wrong. (or right)<br />• Tombstone Crack<br />• Transplant Wedding<br /><br />YOU GOT BLINGED:<br />• Fat Bitchney Statue — WTF?<br />• Friends No More<br />• Clay Aiken for Cock (Gay or Not?)<br />• Basic In-Stink — Sharon Stone and her Wrinkley Vagina<br />• Destinys Child Walk of Fame. Deserved or Not?<br /><br />BIG FINISH:<br />Naomi Campbell beats Maid viciously with Cell Phone. How can you resist not listening to us?<br /><br />Plus, THE BLINGLIST.<br /><br /><br /><br />Email us to get a shoutout: nycomedybling@gmail.com<br />Visit: http://nycomedybling.blogspot.com<br /><br /><br />SUBSCRIBE NOW: <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/NyComedyBling" title="Subscribe to my feed, NY Comedy Bling" rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml"></a> </article> <article> <h1>Episode 12: Vagina Now Being Served</h1> <p>nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 09:29:00 -0800</p> We're back on time! Enhanced podcast for all you mofos. Holla!<br /><br />LISTEN NOW: <a href="http://heartlessfemales.com/NYCB/NYComedyBling_12.m4a"></a><br /><br />NY NEWS:<br />• Central Park Coyote — Run Hal Run!<br />• NY Air is Worst Evarrrrr<br />• NY Pay Toilets = Lil Crack Houses<br />• Subwaypalooza<br />• Parole Officer Ratings!<br />• NYU Best School in Bizarro World <br /><br />YOU GOT BLINGED:<br />• $3 Million Big Pussy Lawsuit = Vagina Being Served<br />• Zagat Shopping Survey<br />• Snakes on Plane coverage!<br />• Cruise must hate furniture<br />• Pitt Bruised = Kinky Angelina?<br />• Slutty Hilton bangs 2 dudes<br /><br />BIG FINISH:<br />Charlie Sheen gets intelligent and explains 9/11 conspiracy. HAHAHA!<br /><br />Plus, THE BLINGLIST.<br /><br /><br /><br />Email us to get a shoutout: nycomedybling@gmail.com<br /><br /><br />SUBSCRIBE NOW: <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/NyComedyBling" title="Subscribe to my feed, NY Comedy Bling" rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml"></a> </article> <article> <h1>Episode 11: Stupid Chocolate Salty Balls</h1> <p>nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Sat, 18 Mar 2006 15:22:00 -0800</p> All our podcasts will be released only on .m4a format from now on (we used to use .mp3). We decided to switch to take advantage of the enhanced podcast features. *This episode is late because our hosts are a bunch of bitches. Just kidding. Sort of.*<br /><br />LISTEN NOW: <a href="http://heartlessfemales.com/NYCB/NYComedyBling_11.m4a"></a><br /><br />NY NEWS:<br />• Black Power Kiddie<br />• Subway Thug busted by Mom<br />• Camera Phones = Hated by Flashers<br />• Cellphone Manners Survey's Shocking Results!<br /><br />YOU GOT BLINGED:<br />• K-Fed is on allowance<br />• Chef from South Park Resigns<br />• Colin Farrell's sex tape = Millions for Playboy Slut<br />• Jessica Simpson to cool for Bush<br /><br />BIG FINISH:<br />Three 6 Mafia = Whips out their Oscar to get into Clubs<br /><br />Plus, THE BLINGLIST.<br /><br /><br /><br />Email us to get a shoutout: nycomedybling@gmail.com<br /><br /><br />SUBSCRIBE NOW: <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/NyComedyBling" title="Subscribe to my feed, NY Comedy Bling" rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml"></a> </article> <article> <h1>Episode 10: Oscarz Bling</h1> <p>nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Sat, 11 Mar 2006 06:05:00 -0800</p> CONGRATULATIONS TO US! 10th EPISODE BITCHES! Thanks for listening. Subscribe to this podcast and be there when we hit 25!<br /><br />LISTEN NOW: <a href="http://heartlessfemales.com/NYCB/NYComedyBling_10.mp3"></a><br /><br />NY NEWS:<br />• Racist Deli Moron<br />• NY Rated 32nd "Livable" City<br />• Bloomy's Snapple Deal tastes like Banana-Kiwi-Ass<br />• How to beat NYC tickets<br />• Pope 'Pod — Blingin' P-Daddy<br />• MTA Complaints get higher than Snoop on marijuana plantation<br /><br />YOU GOT BLINGED:<br />• Fat + Britney = Fatney? <br />• "Boy George" escapes being "Boy in George"<br />• Luthor Vandross Gay? NYCB offers pathetic analysis.<br />• Brokeback Man, Heath tells us what it's like to kiss men. Jack barfs.<br /><br />BIG FINISH:<br />Oscarz — News NYCB found interesting, hottest chicks and dudes and who's tits were on the verge of popping out? FIND OUT.<br /><br />Plus, THE BLINGLIST.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />SUBSCRIBE NOW: <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/NyComedyBling" title="Subscribe to my feed, NY Comedy Bling" rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml"></a> </article> <article> <h1>Episode 9: Lil' Leaker</h1> <p>nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Sat, 4 Mar 2006 09:32:00 -0800</p> For whatever reason, the funny headlines this week were all sex-related! We present our most perverted show ever!<br /><br />LISTEN NOW: <a href="http://heartlessfemales.com/NYCB/NYComedyBling_9.mp3"></a><br /><br />NY NEWS:<br />• Sausage Shaving Part 2 — Starting Young<br />• Sperm Club — (My lawyer prohibitis me from commenting) <br />• NYPD Whore Monger!<br />• 4yr old player? NOT.<br /><br />YOU GOT BLINGED:<br />• Anna Nicole Smith actually looking hot<br />• Barry Bonds = Keep womens clothing away from him<br />• Lindsay Lohan Nipple Slip<br />• Little Kim's Titties are Leaking!<br /><br />BIG FINISH:<br />Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation — Need we say more?<br /><br />Plus, THE BLINGLIST.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />SUBSCRIBE NOW: <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/NyComedyBling" title="Subscribe to my feed, NY Comedy Bling" rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml"></a> </article> <article> <h1>Episode 8: Unfresh Beavers</h1> <p>nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Sat, 25 Feb 2006 18:23:00 -0800</p> Div goes undercover in THE Woman's Lockeroom for the last week of February! OH HELL YEAH!<br /><br />LISTEN NOW: <a href="http://heartlessfemales.com/NYCB/NYComedyBling_8.mp3"></a><br /><br />NY NEWS:<br />• Pickle Caper<br />• Funeral Home Body Snatching<br />• Lottery Bling<br />• H&R Bitch<br />• Jurassic Beaver found!<br /><br />YOU GOT BLINGED:<br />• Samuel L. Jackson illiterate?<br />• <a href="http://gorillamask.net/kfpz.shtml"/>Mr Britney = Mr.Pathetic</a><br />• Celebrity Thief sent to Big House<br />• Nicole Kidman marries redneck?<br /><br />BIG FINISH:<br />D-Trump goes ape-shit on M-Stew<br /><br />Plus, THE BLINGLIST.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />SUBSCRIBE NOW: <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/NyComedyBling" title="Subscribe to my feed, NY Comedy Bling" rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml"></a> </article> <article> <h1>Episode 7: White Stuff</h1> <p>nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Sat, 18 Feb 2006 06:19:00 -0800</p> Smacking down the third week of February!<br /><br />LISTEN NOW: <a href="http://heartlessfemales.com/NYCB/NYComedyBling_7.mp3"></a><br /><br />NY NEWS:<br />• 27 inches, bitches!<br />• Food Stamp Cops<br />• Sexual Harassment for chicks<br />• Gym Teacher Bribe Action<br />• Cemetary Poo Dudes<br /><br />YOU GOT BLINGED:<br />• Kid Rock Porno: umm... HELL NO!<br />• Michael Jackson Hush Money<br />• P-Hilt bombed with white stuff<br />• Winter Olympics pimp slapped by American Idol<br /><br />BIG FINISH:<br />Cheney shoots his dawg in the face! <br /><br />Plus, THE BLINGLIST.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />SUBSCRIBE NOW: <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/NyComedyBling" title="Subscribe to my feed, NY Comedy Bling" rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml"></a> </article> <article> <h1>Episode 6: Panty Smellers</h1> <p>nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Sat, 11 Feb 2006 18:11:00 -0800</p> Special guest, Tony — smackin' up NYC with us in the 2nd week of February.<br /><br />LISTEN NOW: <a href="http://heartlessfemales.com/NYCB/NYComedyBling_6.mp3"></a><br /><br />NY NEWS:<br />• Cat Cop <br />• Busta's Bling Handler - K.I.A.<br />• Bloomy Goes Nuts, fires solitaire loser<br />• Bomb Bitch — "Whoops, I forgot about 9-11"<br />• Principal Panty Pervert<br /><br />YOU GOT BLINGED:<br />• Britney's Baby = Airbag<br />• P. Diddy's Gay Uncle was stylin'<br />• Mo Titties, No Problemz<br />• Ellen Barkin = $20 million dollar pigeon lady<br /><br />BIG FINISH:<br />Grammy Awards = Titties Extravaganza!<br /><br />Plus, THE BLINGLIST.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />SUBSCRIBE NOW: <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/NyComedyBling" title="Subscribe to my feed, NY Comedy Bling" rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml"></a> </article> <article> <h1>Episode 5: Oscar Winning Vagina</h1> <p>nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Sat, 4 Feb 2006 06:03:00 -0800</p> Complete comic obliteration of the first week of February by Jack & Div.<br /><br />LISTEN NOW: <a href="http://heartlessfemales.com/NYCB/NYComedyBling_5.mp3"></a><br /><br />NYCB NEWS:<br />• Poo on my lawn and i'll poo on your hair<br />• Dancing Dragons = Chinese New Year<br />• M-Bloom's galpal: Not a freak<br />• Beat Children — But not to death<br />• Isiah (un)love child<br />• G-Bush says no Humanimals<br />• New Metrocard technolo... ZZZ...<br /><br />YOU GOT BLINGED:<br />• And the Oscar goes to... Paris Hilton's Vagina!<br />• Michael Jackson = Hates NYCB<br />• Razzies (Jack does the worst Rock impersonation in the history of mankind)<br />• Kirsten Dunst + Skank Desease = Crackwhore Bitch<br /><br />BIG FINISH:<br />Brokeback Mountain = Dookie Love<br /><br />Plus, find out who's on the BLINGLIST!<br /><br />SUBSCRIBE NOW: <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/NyComedyBling" title="Subscribe to my feed, NY Comedy Bling" rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml"></a> </article> <article> <h1>Episode 4: Sausage Shaving</h1> <p>nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Sat, 28 Jan 2006 07:56:00 -0800</p> Big Pimpin' the fourth week of January!<br /><br />LISTEN NOW: <a href="http://heartlessfemales.com/NYCB/NYComedyBling_4.mp3"></a><br /><br />NY NEWS:<br />• Beer Truck vs. Bear Maul<br />• Phat Pillz<br />• Bed Bugs vs. Roaches: Gang War<br /><br />YOU GOT BLINGED:<br />• Miss Michael Jackson<br />• Katie Holme's turkey baster<br />• Kimora Lee Simmons = Fabulously Crazy Bitch<br /><br />BIG FINSH:<br />Isiah Thomas Lawsuit Verdict: Vagina Denied<br /><br />And the BLING LIST, the three most blingingest of the week!<br /><br />SUBSCRIBE NOW: <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/NyComedyBling" title="Subscribe to my feed, NY Comedy Bling" rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml"></a><br /><br /><a href="http://odeo.com/claim/feed/dcb28e3625b47b60">My Odeo Channel</a> (odeo/dcb28e3625b47b60) </article> <article> <h1>Episode 3: BLOW ME (up)</h1> <p>nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Fri, 20 Jan 2006 19:16:00 -0800</p> Blowin' up the 3rd week of January<br /><br />LISTEN NOW: <a href="http://heartlessfemales.com/NYCB/NYComedyBling_3.mp3"></a><br /><br />NYCB News:<br />• H-Clint vs. L-Bush<br />• Ground Coffee... er I mean Zero<br />• Subway reception conniption<br /><br />You got blinged:<br />• Janet Jackson's got milk<br />• Han Solo loves Chewbacca?<br />• Div goes ballistic over celebrity culture<br /><br />Big Finish:<br />• Osama Bin Laden = True playa<br /><br />Bling List:<br />Find out who's the top 3 blingingest<br /><br />Send hatemail and loveletters to: nycomedybling@gmail.com<br /><br />SUBSCRIBE NOW: <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/NyComedyBling" title="Subscribe to my feed, NY Comedy Bling" rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml"></a> </article> <article> <h1>Episode 2: De-Crack Whoreing</h1> <p>nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Sat, 14 Jan 2006 10:17:00 -0800</p> Jack and Div break down what's poppin' the second week of 2006.<br /><br />LISTEN NOW: <a href="http://heartlessfemales.com/NYCB/NYComedyBling_2.mp3"></a><br /><br />• Lindsay Lohan: NASA lover<br />• Best/Worst dressed list<br />• Top NY Dog<br />• NYCB analyzes Schwarzenegger injury<br />• 40oz + Bagel = Crazy Delicious <br />• Star Jones diet: Protein rich<br />• Big Finish: Brangelina Baby<br />• *New* — Top 3 of the week <br /><br />Send hatemail and loveletters to: nycomedybling@gmail.com<br /><br />SUBSCRIBE NOW: <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/NyComedyBling" title="Subscribe to my feed, NY Comedy Bling" rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml"></a> </article> <article> <h1>Episode 1: Drive-by Podcasting</h1> <p>nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Sat, 7 Jan 2006 11:18:00 -0800</p> Jack and Div take you through what's poppin' the first week of 2006.<br /><br />LISTEN NOW: <a href="http://heartlessfemales.com/NYCB/NYComedyBling_1.mp3"></a><br /><br />• Happy Holidays! = Give me presents!<br />• New Years' Resolutions: Blingin' 2006<br />• Lindsay Lohan: Even I wouldn't hit it<br />• Mob War or Gang War?<br />• Memoirs of a Geisha: Lil Kim wants to sell you something for $200,000 dollars<br /><br />Send hatemail and loveletters to: nycomedybling@gmail.com<br /><br />SUBSCRIBE NOW: <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/NyComedyBling" title="Subscribe to my feed, NY Comedy Bling" rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml"></a> </article> </main></body></html>