NY Comedy Bling

Episode 17: 40 Chambers of shame!

nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 05:38:02 PST

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NY NEWS:
• Shitty Teachers Busted
• Sumurai Killa — 40 Chambers of shame!
• Net Pervert Busted — NOT ME!
• Heat kills 24 Peepz — More Air for us!
• Cabby Returns Jewelz, in other news Div bangs 20 Cabbies

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• Mets star — Paul LoDuca Cheats on the Girls he Cheats on Girls with. Wha?!?
• Lohan Wants To Bang Entire Army — in other news Jack Joins Army
• McCartney Locks Wife outta Mansion. HAHAHAHAHA!
• Not exploiting nine/11 anniversary = Un-American

BIG FINISH:
BOTTLE BOMBZ!

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Episode 16: SNAKES ON BLING!

nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Sun, 20 Aug 2006 21:24:12 PDT

Welcome to our Special SNAKES ON PLANE episode, bitches!

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NY NEWS:
• 100 Mil MTA Office = Pookie Living in Luxory
• Fake Kid Scam... Fuck Birth! Faking it nets you 113Gs!
• Don't Piss Off UK Mothers — Baby Bottle Bombz
• Jon Benet Ramsey Killer is NOT Div
• Cops Busted for Hookers

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• Boy George = Boy Janitor
• Kate Hudson Divorces Husband (because of infidelity with NYCB podcast host)
• David Copperfield Finds Fountain of Youth (Snakes are not the only things on crack apparently)
• Paris CD = What's Next — Sex Creams?
• DiCaprio Gay Porn Movie

BIG FINISH:
SNAKES ON PLANE REVIEW!

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Episode 15: DIV'S IN REHAB!

nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 06:06:11 PST

Div will be back next episode in our "Snakes On Plane" special! L-Fly is filling in this week with her extra cuteness™.

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NY NEWS:
• Motherfucking Hot!
• Assology
• Miami Vice Pirates
• Real Blinging Estate
• Hospital Complaints = Roach in Glass

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• Paris would bang Paris apparently
• Pam Anderson Weds, upstaged by a homo (7th Heaven is not about gay gang bangs)
• K-Fed's Mom chilling with Ron Jeremy
• Jenna Jameson Talking Doll (need we say more?!)
• Welcome Back, Welcome Back Fat-Ass! Travolota is Fat Again
• Jacko Fires Everybody

BIG FINISH:
MEL GIBSON GETS DRUNK AND GOES APE-SHIT ON JEWS

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Episode 14: Oops I Blained It Again!

nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Sat, 13 May 2006 09:28:15 PDT

WE'RE BACK BITCHES!!! ...but no longer weekly because Jack got fired from DeVry Air Conditioning Inc., so we're no longer co-workers. AKA — we're not physically together as often to do this Podcast.

BUT KEEP YOURSELF SUBSCRIBED because we are here until we both die. Consider our return to be like that of a Tupac CD every 2 years. Just kidding, we should be premiering a NEW EPISODE A FEW TIMES PER MONTH.

AIGHT! Div loves you bitches, keep supporting us!

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NY NEWS:
• Peeper Skillz
• Bear killed in NJ Because it Wanted to Eat Children
• Rolling Rock = Favorite Non-Crunk Beer
• Subway Flasher = Mad Prep Time?!

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• Model Falls out of RV. (This is why you listen to this show)
• 1. Britney Spears endangers Kid
• 2. Oops She Banged With No Protection AGAIN!
• 3. K-Fed's Album has Gotten Killed in Iraq

BIG FINISH:
• David Blaine = Underwater Pussy

Plus, THE BLINGLIST.

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Episode 13: D-Cups Galore!

nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 03:58:02 PST

L-FLY in the HOUSE! She's a special guest with the extra cuteness! Tune in to see how uncomfortable we can make her.

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NY NEWS:
• Fish Murderer
• Kid gets belted in front of class!
• Boob Jobs Gone Wrong. (or right)
• Tombstone Crack
• Transplant Wedding

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• Fat Bitchney Statue — WTF?
• Friends No More
• Clay Aiken for Cock (Gay or Not?)
• Basic In-Stink — Sharon Stone and her Wrinkley Vagina
• Destinys Child Walk of Fame. Deserved or Not?

BIG FINISH:
Naomi Campbell beats Maid viciously with Cell Phone. How can you resist not listening to us?

Plus, THE BLINGLIST.

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Episode 12: Vagina Now Being Served

nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 10:02:47 PST

We're back on time! Enhanced podcast for all you mofos. Holla!

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NY NEWS:
• Central Park Coyote — Run Hal Run!
• NY Air is Worst Evarrrrr
• NY Pay Toilets = Lil Crack Houses
• Subwaypalooza
• Parole Officer Ratings!
• NYU Best School in Bizarro World

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• $3 Million Big Pussy Lawsuit = Vagina Being Served
• Zagat Shopping Survey
• Snakes on Plane coverage!
• Cruise must hate furniture
• Pitt Bruised = Kinky Angelina?
• Slutty Hilton bangs 2 dudes

BIG FINISH:
Charlie Sheen gets intelligent and explains 9/11 conspiracy. HAHAHA!

Plus, THE BLINGLIST.

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Episode 11: Stupid Chocolate Salty Balls

nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 23:22:49 PST

All our podcasts will be released only on .m4a format from now on (we used to use .mp3). We decided to switch to take advantage of the enhanced podcast features. *This episode is late because our hosts are a bunch of bitches. Just kidding. Sort of.*

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NY NEWS:
• Black Power Kiddie
• Subway Thug busted by Mom
• Camera Phones = Hated by Flashers
• Cellphone Manners Survey's Shocking Results!

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• K-Fed is on allowance
• Chef from South Park Resigns
• Colin Farrell's sex tape = Millions for Playboy Slut
• Jessica Simpson to cool for Bush

BIG FINISH:
Three 6 Mafia = Whips out their Oscar to get into Clubs

Plus, THE BLINGLIST.

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Episode 10: Oscarz Bling

nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Sat, 11 Mar 2006 06:59:21 PST

CONGRATULATIONS TO US! 10th EPISODE BITCHES! Thanks for listening. Subscribe to this podcast and be there when we hit 25!

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NY NEWS:
• Racist Deli Moron
• NY Rated 32nd "Livable" City
• Bloomy's Snapple Deal tastes like Banana-Kiwi-Ass
• How to beat NYC tickets
• Pope 'Pod — Blingin' P-Daddy
• MTA Complaints get higher than Snoop on marijuana plantation

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• Fat + Britney = Fatney?
• "Boy George" escapes being "Boy in George"
• Luthor Vandross Gay? NYCB offers pathetic analysis.
• Brokeback Man, Heath tells us what it's like to kiss men. Jack barfs.

BIG FINISH:
Oscarz — News NYCB found interesting, hottest chicks and dudes and who's tits were on the verge of popping out? FIND OUT.

Plus, THE BLINGLIST.

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Episode 9: Lil' Leaker

nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 01:51:47 PST

For whatever reason, the funny headlines this week were all sex-related! We present our most perverted show ever!

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NY NEWS:
• Sausage Shaving Part 2 — Starting Young
• Sperm Club — (My lawyer prohibitis me from commenting)
• NYPD Whore Monger!
• 4yr old player? NOT.

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• Anna Nicole Smith actually looking hot
• Barry Bonds = Keep womens clothing away from him
• Lindsay Lohan Nipple Slip
• Little Kim's Titties are Leaking!

BIG FINISH:
Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation — Need we say more?

Plus, THE BLINGLIST.

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Episode 8: Unfresh Beavers

nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Sat, 25 Feb 2006 05:34:49 PST

Div goes undercover in THE Woman's Lockeroom for the last week of February! OH HELL YEAH!

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NY NEWS:
• Pickle Caper
• Funeral Home Body Snatching
• Lottery Bling
• H&R Bitch
• Jurassic Beaver found!

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• Samuel L. Jackson illiterate?
• Mr Britney = Mr.Pathetic
• Celebrity Thief sent to Big House
• Nicole Kidman marries redneck?

BIG FINISH:
D-Trump goes ape-shit on M-Stew

Plus, THE BLINGLIST.

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Episode 7: White Stuff

nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Sat, 18 Feb 2006 07:30:00 PST

Smacking down the third week of February!

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NY NEWS:
• 27 inches, bitches!
• Food Stamp Cops
• Sexual Harassment for chicks
• Gym Teacher Bribe Action
• Cemetary Poo Dudes

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• Kid Rock Porno: umm... HELL NO!
• Michael Jackson Hush Money
• P-Hilt bombed with white stuff
• Winter Olympics pimp slapped by American Idol

BIG FINISH:
Cheney shoots his dawg in the face!

Plus, THE BLINGLIST.

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Episode 6: Panty Smellers

nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Sat, 11 Feb 2006 09:05:05 PST

Special guest, Tony — smackin' up NYC with us in the 2nd week of February.

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NY NEWS:
• Cat Cop
• Busta's Bling Handler - K.I.A.
• Bloomy Goes Nuts, fires solitaire loser
• Bomb Bitch — "Whoops, I forgot about 9-11"
• Principal Panty Pervert

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• Britney's Baby = Airbag
• P. Diddy's Gay Uncle was stylin'
• Mo Titties, No Problemz
• Ellen Barkin = $20 million dollar pigeon lady

BIG FINISH:
Grammy Awards = Titties Extravaganza!

Plus, THE BLINGLIST.

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Episode 5: Oscar Winning Vagina

nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Sat, 04 Feb 2006 06:15:40 PST

Complete comic obliteration of the first week of February by Jack & Div.

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NYCB NEWS:
• Poo on my lawn and i'll poo on your hair
• Dancing Dragons = Chinese New Year
• M-Bloom's galpal: Not a freak
• Beat Children — But not to death
• Isiah (un)love child
• G-Bush says no Humanimals
• New Metrocard technolo... ZZZ...

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• And the Oscar goes to... Paris Hilton's Vagina!
• Michael Jackson = Hates NYCB
• Razzies (Jack does the worst Rock impersonation in the history of mankind)
• Kirsten Dunst + Skank Desease = Crackwhore Bitch

BIG FINISH:
Brokeback Mountain = Dookie Love

Plus, find out who's on the BLINGLIST!

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Episode 4: Sausage Shaving

nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Sat, 28 Jan 2006 14:56:15 PST

Big Pimpin' the fourth week of January!

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NY NEWS:
• Beer Truck vs. Bear Maul
• Phat Pillz
• Bed Bugs vs. Roaches: Gang War

YOU GOT BLINGED:
• Miss Michael Jackson
• Katie Holme's turkey baster
• Kimora Lee Simmons = Fabulously Crazy Bitch

BIG FINSH:
Isiah Thomas Lawsuit Verdict: Vagina Denied

And the BLING LIST, the three most blingingest of the week!

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Episode 3: BLOW ME (up)

nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Thu, 09 Feb 2006 21:54:07 PST

Blowin' up the 3rd week of January

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NYCB News:
• H-Clint vs. L-Bush
• Ground Coffee... er I mean Zero
• Subway reception conniption

You got blinged:
• Janet Jackson's got milk
• Han Solo loves Chewbacca?
• Div goes ballistic over celebrity culture

Big Finish:
• Osama Bin Laden = True playa

Bling List:
Find out who's the top 3 blingingest

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Episode 2: De-Crack Whoreing

nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Sat, 14 Jan 2006 10:30:29 PST

Jack and Div break down what's poppin' the second week of 2006.

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• Lindsay Lohan: NASA lover
• Best/Worst dressed list
• Top NY Dog
• NYCB analyzes Schwarzenegger injury
• 40oz + Bagel = Crazy Delicious
• Star Jones diet: Protein rich
• Big Finish: Brangelina Baby
• *New* — Top 3 of the week

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Episode 1: Drive-by Podcasting

nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div) — Sat, 14 Jan 2006 10:31:19 PST

Jack and Div take you through what's poppin' the first week of 2006.

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• Happy Holidays! = Give me presents!
• New Years' Resolutions: Blingin' 2006
• Lindsay Lohan: Even I wouldn't hit it
• Mob War or Gang War?
• Memoirs of a Geisha: Lil Kim wants to sell you something for $200,000 dollars

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