<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearch/1.1/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' gd:etag='W/&quot;CkQHRn05fCp7ImA9WhVWF0o.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7945154259965197359</id><updated>2012-04-30T00:18:57.324-07:00</updated><category term='Falando sério'/><category term='Steve Jobs'/><category term='dançarino'/><category term='sátira'/><category term='RIP'/><category term='rock'/><category term='mãe'/><category term='internet'/><category term='tatuagem'/><category term='tattoo'/><category term='video'/><category term='imagem'/><category term='dia dos professores'/><category term='risos'/><category term='youtube'/><category term='mulheres'/><category term='homenagem'/><category term='humor'/><category term='crianças'/><title>O Garrotti Alado</title><subtitle type='html'>Um Pouco de nada Sobre Tudo!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default?redirect=false&amp;v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25&amp;redirect=false&amp;v=2'/><author><name>Silas Bezerra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02772115212364083137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='17' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DT9Nu2c0mJ4/Ti8Yi1wKWvI/AAAAAAAAASc/M0HWSUltnA0/s220/SAM_0762.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>191</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;DkcHR3szfip7ImA9WhdaFEo.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7945154259965197359.post-473073547833799881</id><published>2011-10-24T09:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-24T09:33:56.586-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2011-10-24T09:33:56.586-07:00</app:edited><title>Versão brasileira! #05 Os melhores!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Muitos conhecem mas poucos sabem que uma das bandas mais queridas do Brasil! Os mamonas assassinas (que Deus os tenha!) foram tirados pré-maturamente dessa terra porém não de nosso corações! Um dos maiores sucessos foi! "Vira-Vira" Musica original de Roberto Leal ,porém menos estilosa e engraçada claro! ahauhua&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;Versão Original:Roberto Leal "Arrebita!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object width="420" height="315"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/DyklUC7fq7c?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="https://www.youtube.com/v/DyklUC7fq7c?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;Versão Brasileira:Vira-Vira Mamonas assassinas ! Dispensa descrições!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object width="420" height="315"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/5veasY674V4?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="https://www.youtube.com/v/5veasY674V4?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" &gt;Posso apostar que poucos sabiam disso!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7945154259965197359-473073547833799881?l=humor.contandocarneirinhos.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/feeds/473073547833799881/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7945154259965197359&amp;postID=473073547833799881' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/473073547833799881?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/473073547833799881?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/2011/10/versao-brasileira-05-os-melhores.html' title='Versão brasileira! #05 Os melhores!!'/><author><name>Silas Bezerra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02772115212364083137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='17' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DT9Nu2c0mJ4/Ti8Yi1wKWvI/AAAAAAAAASc/M0HWSUltnA0/s220/SAM_0762.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;CUMARH0_eip7ImA9WhdaFEo.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7945154259965197359.post-1945026130037935979</id><published>2011-10-24T09:23:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-24T09:24:05.342-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2011-10-24T09:24:05.342-07:00</app:edited><title>Musica Boa #05</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object width="420" height="315"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/e1fQIGp1RlE?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="https://www.youtube.com/v/e1fQIGp1RlE?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Com essa afinação e essa pegada! A mulher até trabalhando vai se sentir realizada! #rimei ahuahuaha&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7945154259965197359-1945026130037935979?l=humor.contandocarneirinhos.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/feeds/1945026130037935979/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7945154259965197359&amp;postID=1945026130037935979' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/1945026130037935979?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/1945026130037935979?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/2011/10/musica-boa-05.html' title='Musica Boa #05'/><author><name>Silas Bezerra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02772115212364083137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='17' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DT9Nu2c0mJ4/Ti8Yi1wKWvI/AAAAAAAAASc/M0HWSUltnA0/s220/SAM_0762.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;CkEARn8zfCp7ImA9WhVXEUs.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7945154259965197359.post-3629258800931495746</id><published>2011-10-17T06:20:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2012-04-11T09:10:47.184-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2012-04-11T09:10:47.184-07:00</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sátira'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dançarino'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='internet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='risos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='youtube'/><title>Hoje é Segunda! #10</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;embed allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/v/RFjhge5Z6WM?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;Hoje é segunda! E Lembre-se você nunca será tão otimo dançarino qt esse cara&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7945154259965197359-3629258800931495746?l=humor.contandocarneirinhos.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/feeds/3629258800931495746/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7945154259965197359&amp;postID=3629258800931495746' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/3629258800931495746?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/3629258800931495746?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/2011/10/hoje-e-segunda-10.html' title='Hoje é Segunda! #10'/><author><name>Silas Bezerra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02772115212364083137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='17' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DT9Nu2c0mJ4/Ti8Yi1wKWvI/AAAAAAAAASc/M0HWSUltnA0/s220/SAM_0762.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;A0IMRnc4cSp7ImA9WhVXEUg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7945154259965197359.post-6318212818234443942</id><published>2011-10-15T08:00:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2012-04-11T08:53:07.939-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2012-04-11T08:53:07.939-07:00</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sátira'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='homenagem'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Falando sério'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='imagem'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='internet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='youtube'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dia dos professores'/><title>Feliz dia dos professores!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;Como alguns sabem eu sou professor (CP na verdade) mas enfim. Tendo em vista o descaso com a nossa categoria no dia dos professores nada mais justo do que uma pequena homenagem!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;A esse profissional que da tudo de si e atura muitas coisas em nome da EDUCAÇÃO!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Um pequeno protesto só para começar:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;object height="315" width="420"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/yFkt0O7lceA?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="https://www.youtube.com/v/yFkt0O7lceA?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;E agora algumas séries de charges!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xn_hftvXKAw/Tpmh5HH-o5I/AAAAAAAAAdw/KjuJwXg0Oak/s1600/charge_professor.jpg"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5663736008932238226" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xn_hftvXKAw/Tpmh5HH-o5I/AAAAAAAAAdw/KjuJwXg0Oak/s400/charge_professor.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 266px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--_OduEoDeC4/Tpmh405iYQI/AAAAAAAAAdg/K00FavYqoko/s1600/charge-sujeito.jpg"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5663736004039827714" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--_OduEoDeC4/Tpmh405iYQI/AAAAAAAAAdg/K00FavYqoko/s400/charge-sujeito.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 320px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JeLUg0bxSmA/Tpmh4iyK5VI/AAAAAAAAAdU/lrCFtT7wy3U/s1600/charge.jpg"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5663735999177090386" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JeLUg0bxSmA/Tpmh4iyK5VI/AAAAAAAAAdU/lrCFtT7wy3U/s400/charge.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 320px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-16r6KQciluQ/Tpmh4JfxcZI/AAAAAAAAAc8/oL4WQRtXJcw/s1600/CHARGE%2BDO%2BRENATO%2BMACHADO.png"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5663735992389038482" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-16r6KQciluQ/Tpmh4JfxcZI/AAAAAAAAAc8/oL4WQRtXJcw/s400/CHARGE%2BDO%2BRENATO%2BMACHADO.png" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 331px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QJdnDSOEt7I/Tpmh4cQphQI/AAAAAAAAAdI/ZQ2nsGq--PU/s1600/1292121432861.jpg"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5663735997425878274" 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Como professor iria impedir o homem de aço de cabular me diz!!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7945154259965197359-1437379550371417436?l=humor.contandocarneirinhos.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/feeds/1437379550371417436/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7945154259965197359&amp;postID=1437379550371417436' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/1437379550371417436?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/1437379550371417436?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/2011/10/perai-tenho-que-sair-rapidinho.html' title='Perai tenho que sair rapidinho!'/><author><name>Silas Bezerra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02772115212364083137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='17' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DT9Nu2c0mJ4/Ti8Yi1wKWvI/AAAAAAAAASc/M0HWSUltnA0/s220/SAM_0762.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;Ak4GQn89fyp7ImA9WhVXEUg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7945154259965197359.post-4382127921323118392</id><published>2011-10-07T07:33:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2012-04-11T08:42:03.167-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2012-04-11T08:42:03.167-07:00</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sátira'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='imagem'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Steve Jobs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='RIP'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='internet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='risos'/><title>Steve Jobs RIP II</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AaAIpuys3-I/To8OsguSxZI/AAAAAAAAAc0/ipsCLi6yui4/s1600/303291_2311163373065_1068807943_2704351_789561669_n.jpg"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5660759414489138578" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AaAIpuys3-I/To8OsguSxZI/AAAAAAAAAc0/ipsCLi6yui4/s400/303291_2311163373065_1068807943_2704351_789561669_n.jpg" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 301px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 301px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"&gt;     &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7945154259965197359-4382127921323118392?l=humor.contandocarneirinhos.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/feeds/4382127921323118392/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7945154259965197359&amp;postID=4382127921323118392' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/4382127921323118392?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/4382127921323118392?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/2011/10/steve-jobs-rip-ii.html' title='Steve Jobs RIP II'/><author><name>Silas Bezerra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02772115212364083137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='17' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DT9Nu2c0mJ4/Ti8Yi1wKWvI/AAAAAAAAASc/M0HWSUltnA0/s220/SAM_0762.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AaAIpuys3-I/To8OsguSxZI/AAAAAAAAAc0/ipsCLi6yui4/s72-c/303291_2311163373065_1068807943_2704351_789561669_n.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;Ak8DSH44cCp7ImA9WhVXEUg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7945154259965197359.post-2279145900609509008</id><published>2011-10-07T06:02:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2012-04-11T08:41:19.038-07:00</updated><app:edited 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allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;...foto pra registrar essa sexta?...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7945154259965197359-2279145900609509008?l=humor.contandocarneirinhos.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/feeds/2279145900609509008/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7945154259965197359&amp;postID=2279145900609509008' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/2279145900609509008?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/2279145900609509008?v=2'/><link 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term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='internet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='risos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='youtube'/><title>Tem certas coisas que não se pergunta!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;object height="315" width="420"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/xkKzaItLi-0?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="https://www.youtube.com/v/xkKzaItLi-0?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;*Como se já falou?* &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7945154259965197359-1695009495881187791?l=humor.contandocarneirinhos.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/feeds/1695009495881187791/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7945154259965197359&amp;postID=1695009495881187791' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/1695009495881187791?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/1695009495881187791?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/2011/10/tem-certas-coisas-que-nao-se-pergunta.html' title='Tem certas coisas que não se pergunta!'/><author><name>Silas Bezerra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02772115212364083137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='17' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DT9Nu2c0mJ4/Ti8Yi1wKWvI/AAAAAAAAASc/M0HWSUltnA0/s220/SAM_0762.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;AkAMRnYzfyp7ImA9WhVXEUg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7945154259965197359.post-268255251739229069</id><published>2011-10-06T05:49:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2012-04-11T08:39:47.887-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2012-04-11T08:39:47.887-07:00</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sátira'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='imagem'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Steve Jobs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='RIP'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='internet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='risos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='youtube'/><title>Steve Jobs RIP</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 34px;"&gt;Steve Jobs 1955-2011&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OhRJ2JU6KAM/To2omO7rueI/AAAAAAAAAb0/AJ-n0WzVG3I/s1600/stevejobs-bill-gates.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"&gt; &lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;Devo confessar sem damagogia alguma que desde que me conheço por gente admirava Steve Jobs sempre o achei uma mente brilhante.Me lembro quando por um tempo na minha infância brincava dizendo que meu nome era "Macintosh"(Bons tempos).Hoje é um dia muito triste além dessa perda para o mundo do TI tbm perdi um ente querido.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;Essa é minha singela homenagem extraída de diversos blogs para o que para mim foi uma das mentes mais brilhantes desse século!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;h1 id="watch-headline-title" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #333333; font-size: 1.8333em; font-weight: bold; height: 1.1363em; line-height: 1.1363em; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; max-height: 1.1363em; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;span class="" dir="ltr" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 22px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="Bill Gates vs Steve Jobs (legendado)"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;h1 id="watch-headline-title" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #333333; font-size: 1.8333em; font-weight: bold; height: 1.1363em; line-height: 1.1363em; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; max-height: 1.1363em; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;span class="" dir="ltr" id="eow-title" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 22px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="Bill Gates vs Steve Jobs (legendado)"&gt;Bill Gates vs Steve Jobs (legendado)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;object height="315" width="420"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/G4LNA6VCipg?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="https://www.youtube.com/v/G4LNA6VCipg?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-M6nz-6DDENE/To2vud8WgMI/AAAAAAAAAcc/rlSPoQQADhQ/s1600/JOBS_savron.jpg"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5660373519521185986" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-M6nz-6DDENE/To2vud8WgMI/AAAAAAAAAcc/rlSPoQQADhQ/s400/JOBS_savron.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 400px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center; width: 287px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; color: #0000ee;"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5660369196099019938" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-GIOkIS9fplg/To2ryz8LpKI/AAAAAAAAAcM/-lwjcmGjoQw/s400/stevejobs-bill-gates.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 400px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center; width: 209px;" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;Steve:Se lembra daquela época em que eramos pobre?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;Bill:Não&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;Steve:Nem eu!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YMegVjbF6Io/To2s8_Ol1hI/AAAAAAAAAcU/aJGIyWyn3dc/s1600/ssssss.JPG"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5660370470439343634" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YMegVjbF6Io/To2s8_Ol1hI/AAAAAAAAAcU/aJGIyWyn3dc/s400/ssssss.JPG" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 400px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center; width: 209px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Steve:Você sabe o que disse o cliente satisfeito!?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"&gt;Bill:Não&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"&gt;Steve:EU SEI!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; color: #0000ee;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; color: #0000ee;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ipadKkr_49c/To2omG5SjKI/AAAAAAAAAbs/CLTHM7CYhz4/s1600/billgates.jpg"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5660365679313980578" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ipadKkr_49c/To2omG5SjKI/AAAAAAAAAbs/CLTHM7CYhz4/s400/billgates.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 400px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center; width: 330px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JRutG9wsO3M/To2omSiER9I/AAAAAAAAAb8/S2ac8QdV3Qo/s1600/steve-jobs-roupa.jpg"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5660365682437801938" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JRutG9wsO3M/To2omSiER9I/AAAAAAAAAb8/S2ac8QdV3Qo/s400/steve-jobs-roupa.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 193px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;O Estilo poderia não ser copiado por ninguém mas as idéias sempre "tentaram" &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;E como sempre digo façam a diferença!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;b&gt;"Hoje você tem um nome,amanhã uma história se esforce para que um dia vc seja uma LENDA!"&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7945154259965197359-268255251739229069?l=humor.contandocarneirinhos.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/feeds/268255251739229069/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7945154259965197359&amp;postID=268255251739229069' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/268255251739229069?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/268255251739229069?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/2011/10/steve-jobs-rip.html' title='Steve Jobs RIP'/><author><name>Silas Bezerra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02772115212364083137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='17' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DT9Nu2c0mJ4/Ti8Yi1wKWvI/AAAAAAAAASc/M0HWSUltnA0/s220/SAM_0762.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rl2QLQxkY58/To2qJM_xRlI/AAAAAAAAAcE/3E1H5CdLUkM/s72-c/t_hero.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;AkEMSHw7eCp7ImA9WhVXEUg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7945154259965197359.post-7301008081717734718</id><published>2011-10-05T05:39:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2012-04-11T08:38:09.200-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2012-04-11T08:38:09.200-07:00</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tattoo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sátira'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='imagem'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='internet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tatuagem'/><title>Olha minha Tatoo!! #09</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-abx8eJxofi8/ToxQcab8h6I/AAAAAAAAAbk/el4Yz8QGC34/s1600/sho.jpg"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5659987280760965026" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-abx8eJxofi8/ToxQcab8h6I/AAAAAAAAAbk/el4Yz8QGC34/s400/sho.jpg" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 299px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Duvido ele colocar algum drible do Winning Eleven teria que ser nas costas !&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;obs:Dessa eu gosti!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7945154259965197359-7301008081717734718?l=humor.contandocarneirinhos.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/feeds/7301008081717734718/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7945154259965197359&amp;postID=7301008081717734718' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/7301008081717734718?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/7301008081717734718?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/2011/10/olha-minha-tatoo-09.html' title='Olha minha Tatoo!! #09'/><author><name>Silas Bezerra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02772115212364083137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='17' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DT9Nu2c0mJ4/Ti8Yi1wKWvI/AAAAAAAAASc/M0HWSUltnA0/s220/SAM_0762.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-abx8eJxofi8/ToxQcab8h6I/AAAAAAAAAbk/el4Yz8QGC34/s72-c/sho.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;AkICSX85eCp7ImA9WhVXEUg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7945154259965197359.post-8574970329676468186</id><published>2011-10-05T03:41:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2012-04-11T08:36:08.120-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2012-04-11T08:36:08.120-07:00</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sátira'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='internet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='risos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='youtube'/><title>Não existe obstáculos !</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"&gt;&lt;embed allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/v/fjmTM2JlISE?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Que impeçam você de chegar ao final! ahauhauha ninguém disse que vc vai chegar como vencedor neaH! ahauha&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7945154259965197359-8574970329676468186?l=humor.contandocarneirinhos.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/feeds/8574970329676468186/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7945154259965197359&amp;postID=8574970329676468186' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/8574970329676468186?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/8574970329676468186?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/2011/10/nao-existe-obstaculos.html' title='Não existe obstáculos !'/><author><name>Silas Bezerra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02772115212364083137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='17' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DT9Nu2c0mJ4/Ti8Yi1wKWvI/AAAAAAAAASc/M0HWSUltnA0/s220/SAM_0762.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;AkIHQHk5fSp7ImA9WhVXEUg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7945154259965197359.post-1123751865126555418</id><published>2011-10-03T09:48:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2012-04-11T08:35:31.725-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2012-04-11T08:35:31.725-07:00</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sátira'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='internet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='risos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='youtube'/><title>Hoje é segunda! #09</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object height="315" width="420"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/EMExOCAwD3E?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="https://www.youtube.com/v/EMExOCAwD3E?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;O melhor amigo do homem...e da mulher também! Acorda gente ainda tem uma semana pela frente!!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7945154259965197359-1123751865126555418?l=humor.contandocarneirinhos.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/feeds/1123751865126555418/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7945154259965197359&amp;postID=1123751865126555418' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/1123751865126555418?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/1123751865126555418?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/2011/10/hoje-e-segunda-09.html' title='Hoje é segunda! #09'/><author><name>Silas Bezerra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02772115212364083137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='17' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DT9Nu2c0mJ4/Ti8Yi1wKWvI/AAAAAAAAASc/M0HWSUltnA0/s220/SAM_0762.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;AkMNRXczfSp7ImA9WhVXEUg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7945154259965197359.post-1323462737927066452</id><published>2011-10-01T09:21:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2012-04-11T08:34:54.985-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2012-04-11T08:34:54.985-07:00</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sátira'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='internet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crianças'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='risos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='youtube'/><title>Saúde!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object height="315" width="420"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/gGtqDKiCy_c?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="https://www.youtube.com/v/gGtqDKiCy_c?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="420" height="315"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Nheca! A carinha da menininha é tipo "Produçao! Produçao!" aahauha&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7945154259965197359-1323462737927066452?l=humor.contandocarneirinhos.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/feeds/1323462737927066452/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7945154259965197359&amp;postID=1323462737927066452' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/1323462737927066452?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/1323462737927066452?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/2011/10/saude.html' title='Saúde!'/><author><name>Silas Bezerra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02772115212364083137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='17' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DT9Nu2c0mJ4/Ti8Yi1wKWvI/AAAAAAAAASc/M0HWSUltnA0/s220/SAM_0762.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;AkMCRXs_eip7ImA9WhVXEUg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7945154259965197359.post-2778801970854263413</id><published>2011-09-30T04:43:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2012-04-11T08:34:24.542-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2012-04-11T08:34:24.542-07:00</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mulheres'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sátira'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='imagem'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='internet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='risos'/><title>Pensamentos de Sexta #05</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Umz6kNUegmE/ToWrpMhdaLI/AAAAAAAAAbU/unyL_WvnN6U/s1600/300102_199447430114670_100001482431226_559303_2913733_n.jpg"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5658117231085447346" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Umz6kNUegmE/ToWrpMhdaLI/AAAAAAAAAbU/unyL_WvnN6U/s400/300102_199447430114670_100001482431226_559303_2913733_n.jpg" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 400px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 300px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;b&gt;É A mais pura verdade!!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7945154259965197359-2778801970854263413?l=humor.contandocarneirinhos.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/feeds/2778801970854263413/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7945154259965197359&amp;postID=2778801970854263413' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/2778801970854263413?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/2778801970854263413?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/2011/09/pensamentos-de-sexta-05.html' title='Pensamentos de Sexta #05'/><author><name>Silas Bezerra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02772115212364083137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='17' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DT9Nu2c0mJ4/Ti8Yi1wKWvI/AAAAAAAAASc/M0HWSUltnA0/s220/SAM_0762.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Umz6kNUegmE/ToWrpMhdaLI/AAAAAAAAAbU/unyL_WvnN6U/s72-c/300102_199447430114670_100001482431226_559303_2913733_n.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;AkMERHkzfyp7ImA9WhVXEUg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7945154259965197359.post-9012334300860964312</id><published>2011-09-30T03:57:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2012-04-11T08:33:25.787-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2012-04-11T08:33:25.787-07:00</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sátira'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='internet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='risos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='youtube'/><title>Uaauuu!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object height="315" width="420"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/hpK2DVj-H_A?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="https://www.youtube.com/v/hpK2DVj-H_A?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Isso na verdade é o making-off&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7945154259965197359-9012334300860964312?l=humor.contandocarneirinhos.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/feeds/9012334300860964312/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7945154259965197359&amp;postID=9012334300860964312' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/9012334300860964312?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/9012334300860964312?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/2011/09/uaauuu.html' title='Uaauuu!'/><author><name>Silas Bezerra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02772115212364083137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='17' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DT9Nu2c0mJ4/Ti8Yi1wKWvI/AAAAAAAAASc/M0HWSUltnA0/s220/SAM_0762.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;AkQCSHwzfCp7ImA9WhVXEUg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7945154259965197359.post-6397724276078345568</id><published>2011-09-29T13:42:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2012-04-11T08:32:49.284-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2012-04-11T08:32:49.284-07:00</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sátira'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='internet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='risos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='youtube'/><title>Coisas que acabam com a nossa infância!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object height="315" width="420"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/akTwy_t5TD8?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="https://www.youtube.com/v/akTwy_t5TD8?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Ah pelo menos o gritinho ficou legal!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7945154259965197359-6397724276078345568?l=humor.contandocarneirinhos.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/feeds/6397724276078345568/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7945154259965197359&amp;postID=6397724276078345568' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/6397724276078345568?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/6397724276078345568?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/2011/09/coisas-que-acabam-com-nossa-infancia.html' title='Coisas que acabam com a nossa infância!'/><author><name>Silas Bezerra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02772115212364083137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='17' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DT9Nu2c0mJ4/Ti8Yi1wKWvI/AAAAAAAAASc/M0HWSUltnA0/s220/SAM_0762.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;AkQHRXYzcSp7ImA9WhVXEUg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7945154259965197359.post-4296268500351856475</id><published>2011-09-29T03:50:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2012-04-11T08:32:14.889-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2012-04-11T08:32:14.889-07:00</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sátira'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='internet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crianças'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='risos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='youtube'/><title>Brincadeira de criança!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"&gt;&lt;embed allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/v/1PTzVy0UGmU?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Own Ti fofinhus! Deu até vontade de brincar de pic esconde! Se vc não gostou de duas uma: Ou você é um velho ranzinza e sem coração ou você não teve infância e não tem coração! ahuahuah&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7945154259965197359-4296268500351856475?l=humor.contandocarneirinhos.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/feeds/4296268500351856475/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7945154259965197359&amp;postID=4296268500351856475' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/4296268500351856475?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/4296268500351856475?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/2011/09/brincadeira-de-crianca.html' title='Brincadeira de criança!'/><author><name>Silas Bezerra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02772115212364083137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='17' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DT9Nu2c0mJ4/Ti8Yi1wKWvI/AAAAAAAAASc/M0HWSUltnA0/s220/SAM_0762.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;AkUDQ3g7fSp7ImA9WhVXEUg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7945154259965197359.post-3968312997022620762</id><published>2011-09-29T03:43:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2012-04-11T08:31:12.605-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2012-04-11T08:31:12.605-07:00</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mãe'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sátira'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='internet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='risos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='youtube'/><title>Versão brasileira! #04 ( O presente!)</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Pessoal essa história é simples o garoto que ta ai embaixo quis homenagear a mãe fazendo uma das melhores versões brasileiras que ja vi! Para isso ele só precisou escolher uma vitima nesse caso o The Black Eyed Peas!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Versão brasileira:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: large; font-weight: bold; line-height: 36px;"&gt;Gabriel Barros - Presente&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"&gt;&lt;span class="" dir="ltr" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 22px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="T'G&amp;amp;R Produções  ( Gabriel Barros - Presente )"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;object height="315" width="420"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/-wrofASKlfw?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="https://www.youtube.com/v/-wrofASKlfw?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;Versão original- BEP-Where is the love?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object height="315" width="560"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/WpYeekQkAdc?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="https://www.youtube.com/v/WpYeekQkAdc?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Eu Sinceramente prefiro a versão brasileira (mentira!) Que mulequinho ruim! Mas pelo lado bom pelo menos ele ama a mãe dele vc ja viu um dos integrantes do BEP fazendo uma homenagem pra mamis deles?!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;EU AMO A MINHA MÃE!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7945154259965197359-3968312997022620762?l=humor.contandocarneirinhos.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/feeds/3968312997022620762/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7945154259965197359&amp;postID=3968312997022620762' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/3968312997022620762?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/3968312997022620762?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/2011/09/versao-brasileira-04-o-presente.html' title='Versão brasileira! #04 ( O presente!)'/><author><name>Silas Bezerra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02772115212364083137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='17' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DT9Nu2c0mJ4/Ti8Yi1wKWvI/AAAAAAAAASc/M0HWSUltnA0/s220/SAM_0762.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;AkUFQn85fSp7ImA9WhVXEUg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7945154259965197359.post-698803092433230939</id><published>2011-09-28T09:22:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2012-04-11T08:30:13.125-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2012-04-11T08:30:13.125-07:00</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sátira'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='imagem'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='internet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='risos'/><title>O que acontece quando um cachorro entra no Redtube!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RvIP8cia8lk/ToNJ4Tl7swI/AAAAAAAAAbM/zjhM1Ptr9cE/s1600/Pug-500x375.jpg"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5657446788588352258" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RvIP8cia8lk/ToNJ4Tl7swI/AAAAAAAAAbM/zjhM1Ptr9cE/s400/Pug-500x375.jpg" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 300px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Ele fica apavoradoooooooo!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7945154259965197359-698803092433230939?l=humor.contandocarneirinhos.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/feeds/698803092433230939/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7945154259965197359&amp;postID=698803092433230939' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/698803092433230939?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/698803092433230939?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/2011/09/o-que-acontece-quando-um-cachorro-entra.html' title='O que acontece quando um cachorro entra no Redtube!'/><author><name>Silas Bezerra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02772115212364083137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='17' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DT9Nu2c0mJ4/Ti8Yi1wKWvI/AAAAAAAAASc/M0HWSUltnA0/s220/SAM_0762.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RvIP8cia8lk/ToNJ4Tl7swI/AAAAAAAAAbM/zjhM1Ptr9cE/s72-c/Pug-500x375.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;AkYDRHs8eip7ImA9WhVXEUg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7945154259965197359.post-1975461452912982512</id><published>2011-09-28T09:19:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2012-04-11T08:29:35.572-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2012-04-11T08:29:35.572-07:00</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sátira'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='imagem'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='internet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='risos'/><title>Um novo tempo #10</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZxoEttvGPus/ToNJNdQKIWI/AAAAAAAAAbE/cQfN4IiTtIQ/s1600/Juventude_digital.jpg"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5657446052447002978" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZxoEttvGPus/ToNJNdQKIWI/AAAAAAAAAbE/cQfN4IiTtIQ/s400/Juventude_digital.jpg" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 352px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Esses dias eu ouvi alguem gritando "Olha o post!!" e o motorista do carro tirou um notebook da bolsa pra ver o "Post!"&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7945154259965197359-1975461452912982512?l=humor.contandocarneirinhos.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/feeds/1975461452912982512/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7945154259965197359&amp;postID=1975461452912982512' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/1975461452912982512?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/1975461452912982512?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/2011/09/um-novo-tempo-05.html' title='Um novo tempo #10'/><author><name>Silas Bezerra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02772115212364083137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='17' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DT9Nu2c0mJ4/Ti8Yi1wKWvI/AAAAAAAAASc/M0HWSUltnA0/s220/SAM_0762.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZxoEttvGPus/ToNJNdQKIWI/AAAAAAAAAbE/cQfN4IiTtIQ/s72-c/Juventude_digital.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;AkcNSXo8fip7ImA9WhVXEUg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7945154259965197359.post-2159884570920984694</id><published>2011-09-28T09:18:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2012-04-11T08:28:18.476-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2012-04-11T08:28:18.476-07:00</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='risos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='youtube'/><title>Aprendiz de Silvio Santos</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object height="315" width="560"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/JObX4R0nw1Y?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="https://www.youtube.com/v/JObX4R0nw1Y?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Olha o aviãozinhooooo! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Impressionante! isso duvido que tenha sido proposital!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7945154259965197359-2159884570920984694?l=humor.contandocarneirinhos.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/feeds/2159884570920984694/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7945154259965197359&amp;postID=2159884570920984694' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/2159884570920984694?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/2159884570920984694?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/2011/09/aprendiz-de-silvio-santos.html' title='Aprendiz de Silvio Santos'/><author><name>Silas Bezerra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02772115212364083137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='17' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DT9Nu2c0mJ4/Ti8Yi1wKWvI/AAAAAAAAASc/M0HWSUltnA0/s220/SAM_0762.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;AkcCRns_cCp7ImA9WhVXEUg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7945154259965197359.post-4518971264214454922</id><published>2011-09-27T03:33:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2012-04-11T08:27:47.548-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2012-04-11T08:27:47.548-07:00</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='risos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='youtube'/><title>Não sabe ter pegada?</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object height="315" width="420"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/EgE6rjNKmhI?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="https://www.youtube.com/v/EgE6rjNKmhI?version=3&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;E no final eles ascenderam um cigarro e ela perguntou: Foi bom pra vc cachorrão!?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;(No fundo no fundo ela gostou vai(?!) Quanto tempo vc acha que ela não leva uma carcada dessas hein!?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7945154259965197359-4518971264214454922?l=humor.contandocarneirinhos.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/feeds/4518971264214454922/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7945154259965197359&amp;postID=4518971264214454922' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/4518971264214454922?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/4518971264214454922?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/2011/09/nao-sabe-ter-pegada.html' title='Não sabe ter pegada?'/><author><name>Silas Bezerra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02772115212364083137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='17' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DT9Nu2c0mJ4/Ti8Yi1wKWvI/AAAAAAAAASc/M0HWSUltnA0/s220/SAM_0762.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;AkcGSHk-eCp7ImA9WhVXEUg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7945154259965197359.post-3985666546302121487</id><published>2011-09-26T09:39:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2012-04-11T08:27:09.750-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2012-04-11T08:27:09.750-07:00</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mulheres'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rock'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='imagem'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='risos'/><title>Aprendi com... #11</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RbDJyHKyJo0/ToCrm9cg27I/AAAAAAAAAa8/O0FuZVB9xU0/s1600/torlone.jpg"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5656709817794878386" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RbDJyHKyJo0/ToCrm9cg27I/AAAAAAAAAa8/O0FuZVB9xU0/s400/torlone.jpg" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 400px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 332px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;u&gt;Hoje é dia de rock e "beber"!&lt;br /&gt;
Foi isso mesmo que eu entendi???&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;u&gt;Quer entender também &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRcwAckVPq8&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded#!"&gt;veja aqui &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7945154259965197359-3985666546302121487?l=humor.contandocarneirinhos.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/feeds/3985666546302121487/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7945154259965197359&amp;postID=3985666546302121487' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/3985666546302121487?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7945154259965197359/posts/default/3985666546302121487?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humor.contandocarneirinhos.com/2011/09/aprendi-com-11.html' title='Aprendi com... #11'/><author><name>Silas Bezerra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02772115212364083137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='17' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DT9Nu2c0mJ4/Ti8Yi1wKWvI/AAAAAAAAASc/M0HWSUltnA0/s220/SAM_0762.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RbDJyHKyJo0/ToCrm9cg27I/AAAAAAAAAa8/O0FuZVB9xU0/s72-c/torlone.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;DU8CQXc-cCp7ImA9WhVXEUg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7945154259965197359.post-935953404433061390</id><published>2011-09-26T06:50:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2012-04-11T08:24:20.958-07:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2012-04-11T08:24:20.958-07:00</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mulheres'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='imagem'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='risos'/><title>Explicação para o cansaço das mulheres ao fim do dia...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EPk2oR7wSpA/ToCDOZBNTGI/AAAAAAAAAa0/Fx0r3ilxrw0/s1600/mulher.jpg"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5656665415234702434" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EPk2oR7wSpA/ToCDOZBNTGI/AAAAAAAAAa0/Fx0r3ilxrw0/s400/mulher.jpg" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 400px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 213px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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