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JUAN VALDEZ FLEES NORTH AFTER HIS COFFEE BEAN FIELDS ARE DESTROYED BY THE RAVENOUS MONTEZUMA BEETLE

2018-12-14T07:00:00.000-06:00

After years of scratching out a meager living on the rocky slopes of a mountain in his native country. Juan has packed his sh*t and headed toward the northern promised land of Donald Trump. The indigenous ’Montezuma Beetle’ was the final straw. Apparently, the citizens of ’Juan Land’ , after battling the horrific effects of the Montezuma Beetle for thousands of years have yet to discover insecticides. Insecticides that would snuff out the carriers of rampant political corruption, Keynesian if not outright Marxist socialism, and banana republic dictators. Yes Juan and thousands more are fleeing north to escape a monster of their own making. Unlike the patriots on the greens at Lexington and Concord they turn and run at the mere sight of Brown Bess and Redcoat. In fact, they are cowards in their own land. And who see the USA as a mother hen who will spread her wings over the brood and provide them with safety and sustenance. But what Juan and his band have yet to grasp is that Trump Land has created a massive quarantine zone across it’s southern border and will no longer grant entry to those infected with the Montezuma Beetle. Sorry Juan, but hit the road Jack and don’t come back no more. #MagA

ROBERT MUELLER IN A FITTING CANDIDATE FOR A MIDDLE AGES LORD HIGH INQUISITOR

2018-12-13T10:57:00.000-06:00

In today’s world of Robert Mueller, the rack and other medieval torture devices are no longer needed for a witness to test-a-lie (testify). Apparently, all that is necessary is a forgotten 5 year old email. The victim of this state inquisition is then forced to admit to a lie that fit’s the state’s narrative of events or face years in the castle’s dungeon. This modern day version of the rack is taking far too long. The soaring cost is out of control. So let’s just give Robert Mueller, the title of High Inquisitor and the rack that goes with it and be done with this modern day witch hunt. #MAGA

NO DEFEAT AT TRUMP’S ALAMO

2018-12-02T07:00:00.000-06:00

RECENTLY THE ANCESTORS OF SANTA ANTA ATTEMPED TO STORM THE WALLS OF DONALD J. TRUMP’S BORDER WALL IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. BUT UNLIKE THE MEXICANS THAT BREECHED THE WALLS OF THE ALAMO THEIR EFFORT WAS INVAIN. THIS DEFEAT OF FORCES FROM THE SOUTH COULD HAVE BEEN TOTALLY PREVENTED IF ONE ‘BLACK-ROBED’ MEMBER OF THE 9th CIRCUIT COURT IN CALIFORNIA WAS NOT MORE CONCERNED ABOUT THE WELL BEING OF THIS ALIEN ARMY, THAN THAT OF HIS FELLOW AMERICAN CITIZENS. MUCH MORE TURMOIL AND VIOLENCE IS COMING FROM THE SOUTH IF THOSE IN THE PROGRESSIVE MOVEMENT AND THEIR ‘BLACK-ROBED’ FELLOW TRAVELERS CONTINUE TO PUSH AN AGENDA THAT WOULD CAUSE AMERICA’S BORDERS TO COLLAPSE. A COLLAPSE THAT WOULD COMPLETELY CHANGE THE LANDSCAPE OF THIS NATION AND BRING ABOUT A NEW ORDER. AN ORDER, I SUSPECT THAT WOULD EVEN BE OBJECTIONABLE TO MANY ON THE LEFT AFTER SEEING THE DRAMATIC CHANGES IT WOULD CREATE. SO WAKE UP AMERICA AND HELP STOP THE ALIEN INVASION AND THE ALIEN IDEALOGY THAT SPANNED IT. #MAGA

ANTISEMITISM BECOMING NORMAL IN DEMOCRATIC CIRCLES

2018-12-01T07:00:00.000-06:00

As Democrats move farther and farther to the left, many in the new Democrat Party are warmly embracing those who openly spout anti-Semitic views and hatred of the State of Israel. I would submit that the radical left has co-opted the view of ’White Nationalist’ when it comes to their position on the very exictance of the Jewish State. Let’s face it, anti-Semitism has taken deep root in the Democratic Party and unfortunately the ground there is fertile and seemingly eagar to reap the fruit of this unholy seed. Suppose their never heard to old Biblical saying, “you reap what you sow”. This unholy alliance between Islam and the Democrats against Jews and the State of Israel, will not end well. And in the end, the left will reap the whirlwind. #MAGA

DEMOCRAT CONGRESSMAN CALLS FOR NUKING OF GUN OWNERS

2018-11-30T07:00:00.000-06:00

Recently a California congressman, believe his name is Eric Swalwell, more or less said in a tweet that “they have guns and we have nukes”! Was he implying that once they have complete control of the government, they would use the full power of their omnificent state to take away all guns from private citizens? Bet your ass he was!!! But as you might imagine, the congressman forgot one glaring fact, hell they don’t know where the trigger is. So have at it Eric, but don’t expect flowers when you blow your sorry butt off the map! And by the way Swalwell, would you begin with those out-of-control gang bangers in Chicago by nuking the Windy City. Of course, that would be a no, no because it full of Democrats. Fact is, that would put law-abiding gun owners one up on him!!! #MAGA

DEMOCRATS PROPOSING $15 hour GOVERNMENT JOBS, STACKING GREASED BB’s

2018-11-29T06:30:00.000-06:00

Representatives many Democrats are now proposing govFollowing their successful conquest of the U.S. House of ernment jobs for all that would pay $12 - $15 per hour. The new jobs would come with medical and retirement benefits that would surpass those in the private sector. And to assure the longevity of these new swamp creatures the jobs would include such task as stacking greased BB’s and searching for the rainbow’s end. Of course funding for this trillion dollar plus program would necessitate raising the taxes of over 50% of all Americans. This plan will certainly work, just as long the pockets of the rich are bulging or until that time when the millions of bottom swamp feeders realize those above them in the food chain are living higher on the hog than they are. These Democrats would make American great again by turning it into a Venezuelan-like sh*thole. Can you imagine that time, in the not so distant future, when migrants from the USA will march toward Central America in search of a better life? #MAGA

TERROR IN TIJUANA BY TRESPASSERS FROM CENTRAL AMERICA

2018-11-27T07:00:00.000-06:00

It’s is now apparent that the good law-abiding citizens of Tijuana, Mexico have pulled the welcome mat from under their brown-skinned brothers from the south. Apparently migrant caravans from the south contain large numbers of criminals along with many who would break the law if it served their purpose. Riots are breaking out in the city as thousands of additional migrants headed toward that besieged border town. Seemingly, these misfits are not welcome in Tijuana, but should be allowed into the USA. Perhaps now the political leaders in Mexico City will finally see the light and secure their southern border. But honestly I doubt this will occur until our neighbor to the south is totally flooded by migrants from central America. Once again those in the American media have been proven wrong and about the migrants and Donald Trump’s predication of an invasion proved correct. The clash of migrants and border enforcement agents is coming as tensions in Tijuana rise. Keep a eye on this looming conflict and how the media will report it. But what the hell, we already know what they will say. “It’s Trump’s fault. #MAGA

INVADING ARMIES FROM SOUTH PROUDLY WAIVE THEIR NATIONAL FLAGS AS THEY ADVANCE TOWARD THE LAND OF THE GRINGO.

2018-11-26T10:30:00.002-06:00

Has anyone noticed that those marching in the Caravan from the south are waiving their national flags. Flags that represent the nations they supposedly are fleeing because of rampant corruption. The citizens of Guatemala, El Salvador and Honduras are not leaving their homeland for the love of America, but inquest of the Yankee Dollar. The have no love for our customs and country, but instead process a real abiding hatred for the white man and all he represents. Those in this invading army seek only the wealth of the United States and after stealing it in one way or another will flee back across the border with their booty in tow! Unfortunately, one U.S. political party---Democrats are co-conspirators in this grand theft. But then, this party has never had a problem when it comes to stealing from one group and giving their ill gotten loot to another, but not before they pocket the lion’s share. Let’s ‘MAGA’ and then and only then turn our attention toward the rest of the world. Remember some will always have more than others and that socialist Utopia where all process equal wealth is nothing more than a fool’s dream

THE ROAD TO A TRUMP VICTORY IN 2020

2018-11-16T07:00:00.000-06:00

Some have written off President Trump’s chances of winning a second term in the 2020 election following the Republican loss of the House of Representatives. Nothing could be farther from the truth. Matter of fact, the loss of the House will if anything, increase the likelihood of his reelection. No longer will the Democrats be able to point to any government failures as totally Trump’s fault. Yes, they will be forced to share the blame for any shortcomings. And just think, if Nancy Pelosi has the Speaker’s gavel what a gift that will be for ’The Donald’! During his first news conference following the election one reporter (although I hesitate to call this purveyor of fake news a reporter) not only showed his contempt for President Trump, but his utter disrespect for the office itself. Dare I name this disgusting individual? Would you believe me if I said he represented CNN? I suspect you know by now that I speak of Jim Acosta! One might just say this confrontation between Acosta and Trump was the media’s opening salvo in the 2020 election.

Civility is something that most in the press know nothing about and few practice. Most in the media would have you believe that a president of the United States must remain what they refer to a presidential when repeatedly fired on by what is obviously a hostile press. In other words, he should just sit back, relax and take it. Apparently, many in the media, can dish it out but, but are outraged when someone dares to fire back as they hide behind the First Amendment. They wrap themselves in the freedom of the press, but come unglued when someone, including the President, questions the many fake stories coming from, what can only be called bias tales, their newsrooms. Let’s be honest and admit, that those in the media would silence all opposing voices, just like liberals on the university campuses across the nation if that was in their power. Thank god, we have a president like Donald Trump who will fight for the rights of all Americans not just those on the left side of the political spectrum which the media seems to almost always support. We must reelect Donald J. Trump in 2020 to insure the people continue to have a champion in the White House. #MAGA

Democrat House Member Alexandria Ocasio Cortez may Change Her Last Name because of its connection to European Colonization of America

2018-11-15T11:47:00.001-06:00

Sources close to Alexandria Cortez have indicated that the New York Democrat may soon change her last name. Apparently Rep. Alexandria Cortez has recently become aware that she bears the same last name as that most infamous Spanish Explorer who dared enter Mexico without proper papers and who proceeded to ban that nation’s most beloved sport. A sport where human sacrifices atop the great pyramids were carried out by Montezuma’s high priest with obsidian knives where willing commoners gave up their beating hearts to the ancient omnificent Mexican state, and were enthralled by the mere prospect of having their decapitated heads being used for soccer balls after being tossed down to the lowly peasants at the foot of the grand pyramids.

The migration of these Spaniards who were only seeking a better life marked the beginning of the end for the indigenous natives of Mexico. Hell, Alexandria, the Aztecs refused to build a wall along their eastern border. Unless you learn from history you are doomed to repeat it. #MAGA

Barack Obama set the Economic Table for Donald Trump but…

2018-11-14T10:46:00.000-06:00

I noticed that former president Barack Obama is now claiming that he set the table for the nation’s economic recovery and in his own snarky way is patting himself on the back for the stunning success that Donald Trump is experiencing. Well perhaps he did put a fork, knife and plate on the table although it took him 8 years, but the Donald served the meat and potatoes in less than 2 short years. Damn Obama, I really hated to burst your bubble. #MAGA

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer attempts Suicide following Recent Democrat losses in Senate and news that Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg admitted to Hospital

2018-11-13T07:30:00.000-06:00

An unidentified source close to Senate Democrat Minority Leader, Chuck Schumer, is claiming that Schumer who was already deeply depressed following the stunning losses of his party in the recent off-year elections was driven over the edge upon hearing that Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg was admitted to the hospital. Apparently, the Senator, dashed to his office bathroom and was attempting to toss back a bottle of sleeping pills, but was restrained by a alert intern.

Totally fake news, but then Americans have grown use to this. Just having a little fun with this piece of satire, but would have loved being a fly on the wall when Chucky received the news about Justice Ginsburg.

Democrats in Broward County Florida have proven once again they can’t Count

2018-11-11T07:00:00.000-06:00

In case you’ve forgotten, the disputed presidential election of 2000 between Bush and Gore had it’s roots in voter irregularities coming from both Broward and Palm Beach counties in Florida. Who says lightening doesn’t strike twice in the same place? This time the election was for U.S. Senator and Governor of the state. The race for the senate there is between the present Governor Rick Scott and Senator Bill Nelson. You should note that the voting apparatus in both of these counties is controlled by Democrats. Democrats who have proven once again, that should the vote exceed 20 they just can’t count. Heck they run out of fingers and toes. Either that or they are as crooked as a cross-eyed snake trying to rape the wrong end of a hemp rope on a dark night.

This election reminds me of the old saying, “It’s not who votes that counts, but who counts the votes!”

#MAGA

Democrat Heads Explode as Trump Prepares to Appoint Himself Attorney General

2018-11-10T10:25:00.000-06:00

Rumors are flying throughout the Capital as anonymous sources reveal that Donald Trump is seriously considering appointing himself Attorney General. When asked about this by CNN reporter/Democrat operative Jim Acosta whose hair was on fire at the time, President Trump calmly replied he could walk and chew gum at the same time and was fully capable of handling both the duties of President and AG simultaneously! The Donald continued, saying there was absolutely nothing in the Constitution that prohibited such an action. When the President’s words reached the Justice Department observers reported seeing an unidentified man jumping from the 4th floor window of the office of the Special Prosecutor, Robert Mueller! Even in Washington, you occasionally have a story with a happy ending. #MAGA

Hanoi Jane claims Donald Trump in the Second Coming of Adolph Hitler

2018-11-08T06:30:00.000-06:00

Actress Jane Fonda is now claiming that Donald Trump is a modern day Hitler. After all, it was a young Donald Trump that visited North Vietnam at the height of the Vietnam War, and while there manned North Vietnamese anti-aircraft batteries overlooking the rice paddies where American airman lay dead. Yes Jane, you are certainly, an astute historical scholar when it comes to comparing Donald Trump to Hitler. After all, we stupid knuckle-dragging Neanderthals need the counsel of all-knowing Hollywood elites like yourself to help us make the vital choices necessary for the nation’s future. #MAGA

Progressives see the coming Migrant Caravan as a “Band of Angels”

2018-11-06T06:30:00.000-06:00

Liberals see the migrant caravans heading to our southern border as a ‘Band of Angels’ sweeping northward to free their brown-skinned brothers from the oppressive heel of the gringo, and to take back the lands of their ancestors that were stolen by a ‘force of arms’. A ‘force of arms’ that was used by the evil white man again and again around the globe to subdue and ultimately control the black and brown-skinned masses. Yes, guilt-ridden progressives feel they are responsible to correct what they view as historical transgressions of our forefathers. For the moment, progressives will not admit to supporting ’open borders’, but that claim will be exposed for the lie it is. Should this caravan and those that will most certainly follow this ’Band of Angels’ be successful in their march to the North. Unfortunately there is no middle ground here. One side must win and one lose. History has repeatedly shown that. But then how few know history these days other than the revisionist version being taught in our schools today? Perhaps, this may explain why today’s college grad has so little knowledge about the real world-----there is a difference between education and indoctrination! #MAGA

Nationalism in the Age of Donald Trump

2018-11-05T13:04:00.000-06:00

Sometime it seems quite strange to me that President Trump garners so must hate from the left and their fellow-travelers in the media, just by calling himself, what has become a despised term of progressives, a NATIONALIST! Apparently, to many on the left, they would love to see the end of the new rising nationalism in this country and those former eastern bloc states in Europe. They are quite fearful that if this movement is allowed to continue unabated it will sweep away their beloved “Globalism”! This indeed does seem strange, in that, it was the Neo-Nationalism movement following WWI and WWII that delivered the final death-nail in the coffin of 18th and 19th century colonialism. This total collapse of colonialism was most noticeable in Africa and Southeast Asia. While most of the left decry nationalism in the west, they are totally silent when it comes to the emerging nations of the third world. But as some the on right have noticed, this silence does not extend to the tiny state of Israel. After all, modern day Israel is viewed by most in the progressive movement as a child of colonialism. A State, that must not only be condemned but exterminated. After all, unlike the colored peoples of Southeast Asia and Africa, why would they ever allow transplanted white Europeans to call themselves Nationalist. That is reserved for those down-trodden states that were victims of colonialism. Yes, President Trump has dared to call himself a Nationalist.

Of course, a white man daring to label himself as a nationalist is strictly forbidden by those on the left. That title is reserved for the black man on those that call themselves Black Nationalist are given a seat of honor at the progressive table. Somehow, what’s “good for the goose is not always good for the gander”!

Will Kanye' West White House Dinner include Collard Greens and Ham Hocks

2018-10-11T13:31:00.000-05:00

If you just accidentally hit the wrong button on your TV remote and caught a brief glimpse of the commentary on rapper Kanye West you may have noticed the phrase "token negro" being used over and over again as he was bashed by the likes of Don Lemon and others. Have you ever noticed that when CNN refers to conservative blacks, they almost always use the term 'negro' and when referring to liberal blacks it always the term "blacks" that is used. I know what those sorry hypocrites over at CNN are thinking as they spout the term 'negro'. It's as close as one can get to the "N" word without being fired. Yes, to those CNN anchors conservative black people like Kanye are indeed 'nig*ers'. And they literally hate them.

Enough about CNN! Today Kanye set in the Oval Office with President Trump and later dined with Donald. Being an old southern boy, raised on what is today often called soul food, I would hope the main dish was collard greens and ham hocks. I'm quite sure the President's guest, that included not only Kanye, but football great Jim Brown would have appreciated this jester. Of course, liberals would have called this racist. Throughout the meeting Kanye was sporting his MAGA cap. Commented it made his feel like superman.

Donald Trump Embroidered Baseball Cap
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The Absurdity of being a Bolt in a Nutless World

2018-10-10T11:46:00.001-05:00

Giving an entirely new meaning to female story of last night's adventure:

First Girl "I got me a big cock last nite"!
Second Girl "MeToo"!

Somehow, I think this gives an entirely new meaning to the 'MeToo' movement.

Say you don't see the hand-writing on the wall? Well I wouldn't expect that from an old misogynist white fart!

Truth is, it's no longer kosher to say, "I'll screw the light bulb into the socket". In this Huxleyeon Brave New World we must say, "Let's screw the socket into the light bulb"! Get use to it guys we're becoming obsolete---like a bolt without a nut. Really, a recent report by the United Nations, confirmed the quantity of sperm in the world's sperm banks is sufficient for the next 100 years. I plan to make a deposit later today to insure the future survival of my gene pool! However, that may present a small problem because of my recent prostate removal. Guess I will have to work twice as hard to get half as much!

T (Trump) Rex devours both 'Never Trumpers' and 'Democrats"

2018-10-09T21:54:00.001-05:00

The below is the best 2020 bumper sticker I've seen yet. As the Trump (T-Rex) chases the never Trumpers and the remnants of the DNC toward the La Brea Tar Pits I suppose the only question is what creature will emerge from the muck and slime. Will Trump be seen as a hero or a monster from the id. I suppose this depends who writes the history of this period.

Trump 2020 Bumper Sticker
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2018-10-08T14:00:00.000-05:00

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From Deep in the Washington Swamp came the Cry of the Ultimate "MeToo" Bird, Justice Clarence Thomas

2018-10-08T11:40:00.001-05:00

When Brett Kavanaugh meets his fellow Justice Clarence Thomas, remember both have been a target of a "high tech lynch mob", and could have had their necks stretched by America's new KKK (a Democrat Party that's been usurped by the "MeToo movement, ANTIFA and other groups on the radical left) . Perhaps Thomas will tell him, “Me too."

WE SUPPORT KAVANAUGH NOMINEE SUPREME COURT BUMPER STICKER
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Just like, "Remember the Alamo", "Remember the Kavanaugh Hearing"

2018-10-08T09:50:00.001-05:00

I can think of no more fitting logo for Republicans across the nation to use in their elections for both the Senate and the House than REMEMBER THE KAVANAUGH HEARING. As of this time the best item I could locate on this issue is a simple and inexpensive bumper sticker. Just follow the above link to see. We must not let that sorry bunch of hypocrites who set on the Democrat side in the Senate Judiciary hearings forget the hateful words and charges they threw at a good man, Brett Kavanaugh. Even one who dared to compare himself to Spartacus. I don't recall, but did Spartacus ever grope a young teenage girl when he was in school as Cory Booker did?

WE SUPPORT KAVANAUGH NOMINEE SUPREME COURT BUMPER STICKER
by ShowerOfRoses

Post-Confirmation Truths about Kavanaugh's Unusual Driniking Habits emerge following his taking seat on Supreme Court

2018-10-07T10:47:00.000-05:00

GET YOU'RE TRUMP FLASK HERE!

Despite attempts to contact the FBI prior to the confirmation of now, Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh; Syrian President Bashar al-Assad claims he was rebuffed. Apparently Bashar was a longtime drinking buddy of Brett. The Syrian president admits he has a lengthy list of hilarious stories from the time he and the judge tipped back a few and blacked out together. In an attempt to explain his love of 'beer' and the 'hard stuff' that often follows, Bashar (a life-long Muslim) blames not only the party-going Brett, but his English-born infidel wife Asma al-Assad. Claiming it was these two, who were nothing more than tools of the devil, that lead him astray from the religion of peace---Islam! In all fairness, it should be noted the Justice Kavanaugh denies these charges by the Syrian leader. And in a strange twist, Dianne Feinstein has confirmed that Brett turned in his Syrian Visa prior to being nominated to the Supreme Court.

Let's face a simple truth:

Beer is American as Mon's Apple Pie!

UN Relief and Works Agency (UNRWA) to Spend $100 Million on Trump Piñatas

2018-10-04T14:52:00.001-05:00

The UN Relief and Works Agency , an organization established to provide serves for Palestinian refugees, has responded to US budget cuts by ordering 10 million Donald Trump piñatas, so that refugees could vent their anger against Trump. It should be noted that the UNRWA has been accused of wasting money by perpetuating refugee status.

The agency,is holding an emergency fundraiser for the $100 million needed to buy the piñatas. Additionally some 1,000 new jobs will be created. The only downside seems to be that the bomb-making factories will experience some labor shortages as many workers will now turn their skills from making bombs to creating sticks for the Trump Pinatas. Perhaps they feel whittling sticks is safer than making suicide vest!