Obama Forwards

DIVORCE AGREEMENT...

Administrator — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 02:44:49 GMT

Subject: FW: DIVORCE AGREEMENT...

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

DIVORCE AGREEMENT- - WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT--30 STAR RATING :

The person that wrote this is a college student. Perhaps there is hope for us after all.

DIVORCE AGREEMENT
THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

Dear American liberals, leftists,

social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what
is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:
--Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be

the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

--We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.
--We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood

--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

--We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and over sized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.
--We'll continue to believe health care is a luxury and not a right.
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".

--We'll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you that I can answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & ( Hanoi ) Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

New breadwinner in the family...

Administrator — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 02:41:22 GMT

Subject: FW: New breadwinner in the family...

New breadwinner in the family...
Check this out! Not a joke!

It's not that liberals aren't smart, it's just that so much of what they know isn't so. - Ronald Reagan

*The new breadwinner in the family...*

This is preposterous! An emergency room physician told me that a woman in her late 20's came to the ER today with her 8 th pregnancy

She told the first doctor she saw: "My Mama told me that *I am the breadwinner for the family.*

" He asked her to explain. She said that she can make babies and babies get money from the State for the family.

It goes like this:
The Grandma calls the Department of Child & Family Services, and states that the unemployed daughter is not capable of caring for all of her kids.

DCFS agrees, and tells her the children will need to go into foster care.
The Grandma then volunteers to be the foster parent, and receives a check for $1500 *per child *each month in Illinois .

Total yearly income:
$144,000 tax-free and nobody has to go to work!
In fact, they get more if there is no husband/father/man in the home!

*Not to mention free healthcare (Medicaid), plus a monthly card entitling
them to free groceries and a voucher for 250 free Obama phone minutes each
month. This does not include WIC and other welfare benefits...*

Indeed, Grandma was correct that her fertile daughter is the "breadwinner" for the family.
This is how the politicians spend our tax dollars. When this generous program was invented in the '60s, the Great Society architects forgot to
craft an end date... and now we are hopelessly overrun with people who vote only for those who will continue to keep them on the dole....
No wonder our country is broke! Worse, the Muslims have been paying attention, and by mandating that each Muslim family have eleven children,
they will soon replace the voting bloc above and can be running this country within 50 years.

Are we alarmed yet? Is anybody listening?

Sincerely,
Sebastian J. Ciancio, M.D. Urologist,
Danville Polyclinic, LTD

Is this a GREAT COUNTRY or what...?

Don't forget to pay your taxes!!
*There are a lot of breadwinners * *depending on you!*

Send this to everyone I WANT ONE!!! BRO

Administrator — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 02:38:24 GMT

Subject: FW: Send this to everyone I WANT ONE!!! BRO

May this one take off and spread like wildfire!!

U want Change?

DuhBro Gotta Go!

Fantastic .......................

Administrator — Fri, 27 May 2011 16:00:58 GMT

Subject: FW: Fantastic .......................

Dear President Obama:

I am writing today with a somewhat unusual request.

First and foremost, I will be asking that you return the United States of America to its August 20th, 1959 borders, so that Hawaii is no longer a state and thus you are no longer a citizen...

With utmost respect,

Bibi Netanyahu

Prime Minister - Israel

Greediest Generation Response

Administrator — Fri, 06 May 2011 12:57:42 GMT

Subject: FW: Greediest Generation Response

This guy says it as succinctly as anyone could, with emphasis. Term limits
would solve a bunch of this.

Retired Wyoming Senator Alan Simpson, currently on Obama's bipartisan council on reducing the nations deficit recently called America 's Seniors the 'Greediest Generation'..

This response, from a man in Montana , has gone "viral" on the web. He appears to have had enough...

   Hey Alan,

   Let’s get a few things straight…

1. As a career politician, you have been on the public dole for FIFTY YEARS…
  2. I have been paying Social Security taxes for 48 YEARS (since I was 15 years old. I am now 63)…
3. My Social Security payments, and those of millions of other Americans, were safely tucked away in an interest bearing account for decades until you political pukes decided to raid the account and give OUR money to a bunch of zero ambition losers in return for votes, thus bankrupting the system and turning Social Security into a Ponzi scheme that would have made Bernie Madoff proud… 4. Recently, just like Lucy & Charlie Brown, you and your ilk pulled the proverbial football away from millions of American seniors nearing retirement and moved the goalposts for full retirement from age 65 to age 67. NOW, you and your shill commission is proposing to move the goalposts YET AGAIN…
5. I, and millions of other Americans, have been paying into Medicare from Day One, and now you morons propose to change the rules of the game. Why? Because you idiots mismanaged other parts of the economy to such an extent that you need to steal money from Medicare to pay the bills…
6. I, and millions of other Americans, have been paying income taxes our entire lives, and now you propose to increase our taxes yet again. Why? Because you incompetent bastards spent our money so profligately that you just kept on spending even after you ran out of money. Now, you come to the American taxpayers and say you need more to pay of YOUR debt…

   To add insult to injury, you label us “greedy” for calling “bullshit” on your incompetence. Well, Captain Bullshit, I have a few questions for YOU…

1.      How much money have you earned from the American taxpayers during your pathetic 50-year political career?
2.      At what age did you retire from your pathetic political career, and how much are you receiving in annual retirement benefits from the American taxpayers?
3.      How much do you pay for YOUR government provided health insurance? 4.      What cuts in YOUR retirement and health care benefits are you proposing in your disgusting deficit reduction proposal, or, as usual, have you exempted yourself and your political cronies?

It is you, Captain Bullshit, and your political co-conspirators who are “greedy”. It is you and they who have bankrupted America and stolen the American dream from millions of loyal, patriotic taxpayers. And for what? Votes. That’s right, sir. You and yours have bankrupted America for the sole purpose of advancing your pathetic political careers. You know it, we know it, and you know that we know it.

   And you can take that to the bank, you miserable son of a bitch.

Always say what you mean ! !
always mean what you say ! !
NEVER COMPROMISE ..........
Pass this along to our friends and supporters

OIL ............

Administrator — Wed, 04 May 2011 12:42:37 GMT

Subject: FW: OIL ............

This is a perfect example why many refrain from watching news on ABC, NBC, CBS, or MSNBC.
Last week on a segment of the "Glenn Beck Show" on FOX (Fox Cable News) was the following:

Even though President Obama is against offshore drilling for our country, he signed an executive order to loan $2 Billion of our taxpayer dollars (which we can't afford to loan since we're broke) to a Brazilian Oil Exploration Company (the 8th largest company in the entire world) to drill for oil off the coast of Brazil! The oil that comes from this operation is for the sole purpose and use of China and NOT THE USA !

Now here's the real clincher...the Chinese government is under contract to purchase all the oil that this field will produce, which is hundreds of millions of barrels".. . We have absolutely no gain from this transaction whatsoever!

Wait, it gets more interesting.

Guess who is the largest individual stockholder of this Brazilian Oil Company and who would benefit most from this? It is American BILLIONAIRE, George Soros, who was President Obama's most generous financial supporter during his campaign. If you are able to connect the dots and follow the money, you are probably as upset as I am. Not a word of this transaction was broadcast on any of the other news networks! Are they doing their job? Think about it.

Forward this factual e-mail to others who care about this country and where it is headed. Also, let all your Government representatives know how you feel about this.

Below is the Wall street Journal article confirming this information.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203863204574346610120524166.html

"REMEMBER....POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS SHOULD BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON"

"America will never be destroyed from outside.
If we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

The "Who Said It" game

Administrator — Mon, 02 May 2011 12:32:02 GMT

Subject: FW: The "Who Said It" game

Answers are below, but do not cheat.

Who Said It Game

The rules are simple. I will give you a quote and you have to guess what "great" American said it.

Your four choices are President Barack Obama, former Vice President Dan Quayle, former Alaska governor Sarah Palin, or former President, or George W. Bush.

Here we go!...

1) "Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel's."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

2) "I've now been in 57 states I think one left to go."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

3) "On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes and I see many of them in the audience here today."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

4) "What they'll say is, 'Well it costs too much money,' but you know what? It would cost, about… It it it would cost about the same as what we would spend… It… Over the course of 10 years it would cost what it would costs us… (nervous laugh) All right. Okay. We're going to… It… It would cost us about the same as it would cost for about hold on one second. I can't hear myself. But I'm glad you're fired up, though. I'm glad."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

5) "The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle

C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

6) "I bowled a 129. It's like – it was like the Special Olympics, or something."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

7) "Of the many responsibilities granted to a president by our Constitution, few are more serious or more consequential than selecting a Supreme Court justice. The members of our highest court are granted life tenure, often serving long after the presidents who appointed them. And they are charged with the vital task of applying principles put to paper more than 20 centuries ago to some of the most difficult questions of our time."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

8) "Everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma, they end up taking up a hospital bed, it costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early and they got some treatment, and a, a breathalyzer, or inhalator, not a breathalyzer. I haven't had much sleep in the last 48 hours."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

9) "It was … interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There's a lot of I don't know what the term is in Austrian wheeling and dealing…"
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

10) "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

Answers...you ready?

I'm sorry, this was a trick quiz. All of the correct answers are the same person.

Each of these quotes are from President Barack Obama who can't utter a word without referring to a teleprompter.

How many did you get right?

MSNBC guest shocks the Morning Joe crowd with common sense

Administrator — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 12:28:57 GMT

Subject: FW: MSNBC guest shocks the Morning Joe crowd with common sense

For your viewing before it's removed from the Internet

Someone didn't do his homework and allowed Harvard historian Niall Ferguson to deviate from the script he was handed at MSNBC. This is surely a mistake they won't allow to be repeated.

Possibly the first time in the past few decades that MSNBC allowed somebody on the air - live - to express any negative opinion of their usual agenda.

Here it is: Obama's Birth Certificate!-Kenya

Administrator — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 12:25:29 GMT

Subject: FW: Here it is: Obama's Birth Certificate!-Kenya

Here it is, folks! The document we have been waiting for!

Now if only SOMEONE in Congress or the Supreme Court will act on this!

Spread this around.....if these documents are as authentic as they certainly seem to be, Obama is NOT qualified to be our President and he sits in the White House illegally!

This is what Obama has spent almost $2M (so far) to hide.

Here's a close-up of the top of the document where you can plainly read his name and his parent's names, etc....

A British history buff was asked if he could find out who the colonial registrar was for Mombasa in 1961.

After only a few minutes of research, he called back and said "Sir Edward F. Lavender” Note the same name near the bottom of the photo above.

Source(s): “ Kenya Dominion Record 4667 Australian library."

And here’s a close-up of the bottom of the document where you can read "Coast Providence of Kenya " and the

official signature of the Deputy Registrar.....

The above document is a "Certified Copy of Registration of Birth", but below is a copy of the actual Certificate of Birth...

the real-deal legal kind of certificate.

The Mombasa Registrar of Births has testified that Obama's birth certificate from Coast Province General Hospital in

Mombasa is genuine. This copy was obtained by Lucas Smith through the help of a Kenyan Colonel who recently got it

directly from the Coast General Hospital in Mombasa , Kenya . Here it is.....

Note the footprint!!

The local Muslim Imam in Mombasa named Barack with his Muslim middle name Hussein so his official name on this certificate is Barack Hussein Obama II.

The grandmother of Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. reveals the story of his birth in Mombasa, Kenya, a seaport, after his mother suffered labor pains while swimming at ocean beach in Mombasa

......

"On August 4, 1961 Obama's mother, father and grandmother were attending a Muslim festival in Mombasa, Kenya.

Mother had been refused entry to airplanes due to her nine month pregnancy. It was a hot August day at the festival so the Obama’s went to the beach to cool off. While swimming in the ocean his mother experienced labor pains so was rushed to the Coast Provincial

General Hospital, Mombasa, Kenya where Obama was born a few hours later at 7:21 PM on August 4, 1961(what a sad day for the USA!). Four days later his mother flew to Hawaii and registered his birth in Honolulu as a certificate of live birth which omitted the place and hospital of birth."

Letter from Kitau in Mombasa, Kenya .......

"I happen to be Kenyan. I was born 1 month before Obama at Mombasa medical center. I am a teacher here at the MM Shaw Primary School in Kenya . I compared my birth certificate to the one that has been put out by Taitz and mine is exactly the same. I even have the same registrar and format. The type is identical. I am by nature a skeptical person. I teach science here and challenge most things that cannot be proven. So I went to an official registrar today and pulled up the picture on the web. They magnified it and determined it to be authentic. There is even a plaque with Registrar Lavenders name on it as he was a Brit and was in charge of the Registrar office from 1959 until January of 1964. The reason the date on the certificate says republic of Kenya is that we were a republic when the "copy" of the original was ordered. I stress the word "copy". My copy also has republic of Kenya. So what you say is true about Kenya not being a republic at the time of Obama's birth, however it was a republic when the copy was ordered.

The birth certificate is genuine. I assure you it will be authenticated by a forensic auditor. We are very proud Obama was born here. We have a shrine for him and there are many people who remember his birth here as he had a white mother. They are being interviewed now by one of your media outlets.

Fortunately they even have pictures of his parents with him immediately after his birth at the Mombasa hospital with the hospital in the back ground.

It will be a proud day for us when it is proven that he was born here and a Kenyan became the most powerful man in the world.

I encourage anyone to come here and visit. I will be happy to take you and show you the pictures at the hospital myself as well as my document and many others that are identical to what Taitz posted. God Bless. Kitau"

So, how much more proof do we need?

Well, Here it is...{SJC}

WELL, HERE IT IS....

Lolo Soetoro, Stanley Ann Dunham Soetoro, baby Maya Soetoro, and 9 year old Barry Soetoro.

This registration document, made available on Jan. 24, 2007, by the Fransiskus Assisi

school inJakarta, Indonesia , shows the registration of Barack Obama under the name

Barry Soetoro made by his step-father, Lolo Soetoro.

Name: Barry Soetoro

Religion: Islam

Nationality: Indonesian

How did this little INDONESIAN Muslim child - Barry Soetoro, (A.K.A. Barack Obama)

get around the issue of nationality to become President of the United States of America ?

PART 2:

In a move certain to fuel the debate over Obama's qualifications for the presidency, the

group "Americans for Freedom of Information" has released copies of President Obama's

college transcripts from Occidental College ...

The transcript indicates that Obama, under the name Barry Soetoro, received financial aid as a

foreign student from Indonesia while an undergraduate at the school. The transcript was released

by Occidental College in compliance with a court order in a suit brought by the group in the

Superior Court of California . The transcript shows that Obama (Soetoro) applied for financial

aid and was awarded a fellowship for foreign students from the Fulbright Foundation Scholarship program.

To qualify for this scholarship, a student must claim foreign citizenship.

This document provides the smoking gun that many of Obama's detractors have been seeking -

that he is NOT a natural-born citizen of the United States - necessary to be President of these

United States. Along with the evidence that he was first born in Kenya , here we see that there is

no record of him ever applying for US citizenship..

Gary Kreep of the United States Justice Foundation has released the results of their investigation

of Obama's campaign spending. This study estimates that Obama has spent upwards of $950,000

in campaign funds in the past year with eleven law firms in 12 states for legal resources to block

disclosure of any of his personal records.

Mr. Kreep indicated that the investigation is still on-going but that the final report will be provided

to the U.S. attorney general, Eric Holder. Mr. Holder has refused comment on this matter.

LET OTHER FOLKS KNOW THIS NEWS - THE MEDIA WON'T!

DOJ Changes Web Site!!! Did you know this???

Administrator — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 12:18:09 GMT

Subject: FW: DOJ Changes Web Site!!! Did you know this???

FYI, For what it's worth. What will they think of next?????

Always important to watch what is going on behind the scenes!!!

  U.S. Department of Justice W E B   S I T E   C H A N G E -   I M P O R T A N T!


Little by little the subtle changes come until one day we will wake up and be the United Socialist States of America. 2012 is just around the corner so get and stay engaged as if our nation depended on it because it does!!!!!


U.S. Department of Justice ditches red, white, and blue stars and stripes.

Well, how interesting! It seems the U.S. Department of Justice has changed its web site.
Gone are the colorful red, white, and blue U.S. Flag decorations on the page,

Replaced by stark black and white.

And at the top of the page, is a rather interesting quote:
"The common law is the will of mankind, issuing from the life of the people."

Catchy, huh? Just one tiny little (too small to be relevant obviously) point --the quote is from C. Wilfred Jenks, who in the 1930's was a leading proponent of the "international law" movement, which had as its goal to impose a global common law and which backed 'global workers' rights.' The link below explains more of who C. Wilfred jenks was.

DO Justice Website: No More Stars and Stripes but a Communist Motto

Call it Marxism, call it Progressivism, call it Socialism -- under any of those names, it definitely makes the DOJ look corrupt in their new website with Marxist accessories to match.

See for yourself: http://www.justice.gov/ <http://www.justice.gov/>

How very interesting that 'they' couldn't find a nice quote from one of our Founders. People, we have lost our Republic. This is an example of the slow, methodical misuse of power our current government is doing as they lead us to socialism, and destroying our republic as we have known it.

Get ready for 2012 -

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Bring back the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA------

Please-----pass this on to 10 to 20+ people on your e-mail list ASAP!

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"Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak.
Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen."
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