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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><description>I’m Andrew Kember. These are things I like on the Internet. Things written by me are here.</description><title>Obfuscation is Easy</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @kember)</generator><link>https://post.kember.net/</link><item><title>QA's first look at new build</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://devopsreactions.tumblr.com/post/48189077287/qas-first-look-at-new-build"&gt;devopsreactions&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://i.imgur.com/VL5AN4g.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;by o4kapuk&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Caution and trepidation. Leave your sign-off pen with a trusted third party.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://post.kember.net/post/48694416989</link><guid>https://post.kember.net/post/48694416989</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 15:34:35 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Evolution of Music - Pentatonix (by PTXofficial)</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225"  id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/lExW80sXsHs?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Evolution of Music - Pentatonix (by &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lExW80sXsHs&amp;feature=share"&gt;PTXofficial&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://post.kember.net/post/48350133404</link><guid>https://post.kember.net/post/48350133404</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 12:34:49 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Kerensa Unboxed!</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/61a35e6100bc70fca7c18a07fc4716f0/tumblr_mke2sz1SRS1rsnl19o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Kerensa Unboxed!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://post.kember.net/post/46532907428</link><guid>https://post.kember.net/post/46532907428</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2013 21:10:11 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>No, I mean I’m wearing a hat.</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/b57a75bca2a014dc6181886808d586e6/tumblr_mg25h7NhBr1qanhweo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;No, I mean I’m wearing a hat.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://post.kember.net/post/40168206638</link><guid>https://post.kember.net/post/40168206638</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2013 11:03:37 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>"We wanted to know which VPN providers take privacy extremely seriously so we asked many of the..."</title><description>“We wanted to know which VPN providers take privacy extremely seriously so we asked many of the leading providers two very straightforward questions. Their responses will be of interest to anyone concerned with anonymity issues.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://torrentfreak.com/which-vpn-providers-really-take-anonymity-seriously-111007/"&gt;Which VPN Providers Really Take Anonymity Seriously? | TorrentFreak&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This ought to be of interest to everybody.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>https://post.kember.net/post/22972544409</link><guid>https://post.kember.net/post/22972544409</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 16:15:45 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>kottke.org: How Mark Zuckerberg became a good CEO</title><description>&lt;a href="http://bonus.kottke.org/post/22715621475/how-mark-zuckerberg-became-a-good-ceo"&gt;kottke.org: How Mark Zuckerberg became a good CEO&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bonus.kottke.org/post/22715621475/how-mark-zuckerberg-became-a-good-ceo" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;jkottke&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;Writing for New York magazine, Henry Blodget explains how a young startup founder and college dropout &lt;a href="http://nymag.com/print/?/news/features/mark-zuckerberg-2012-5/"&gt;became the CEO of a soon-to-be $100 billion company&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;When talking about Zuckerberg’s most valuable personality trait, a colleague jokingly invokes the famous Stanford marshmallow tests, in…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://post.kember.net/post/22837871074</link><guid>https://post.kember.net/post/22837871074</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 13:33:37 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>"Why do recipe writers lie and lie and lie about how long it takes to caramelize onions?"</title><description>“Why do recipe writers lie and lie and lie about how long it takes to caramelize onions?”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.slate.com/articles/life/scocca/2012/05/how_to_cook_onions_why_recipe_writers_lie_and_lie_about_how_long_they_take_to_caramelize_.single.html"&gt;How to cook onions: Why recipe writers lie and lie about how long they take to caramelize. - Slate Magazine&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>https://post.kember.net/post/22312391020</link><guid>https://post.kember.net/post/22312391020</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 09:29:43 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Bit of perspective there.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225"  id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/qqOJTwI3oVQ?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bit of perspective there.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://post.kember.net/post/21374256477</link><guid>https://post.kember.net/post/21374256477</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:15:54 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Netflix to open source army of cloud monkeys (Wired...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2mqywqau41qanhweo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2012-04/16/netflix-open-source-monkeys"&gt;Netflix to open source army of cloud monkeys (Wired UK)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://disassociation.tumblr.com/post/21270875126/via-netflix-to-open-source-army-of-cloud-monkeys"&gt;disassociation&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://post.kember.net/post/21322751105</link><guid>https://post.kember.net/post/21322751105</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:18:53 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>disassociation:

Google Glasses: A New Way to Hurt Yourself...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225"  id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/t3TAOYXT840?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://disassociation.tumblr.com/post/20518762199/google-glasses-a-new-way-to-hurt-yourself-parody"&gt;disassociation&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Google Glasses: A New Way to Hurt Yourself (parody of Google’s Project Glass) (by &lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3TAOYXT840"&gt;enyay&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://post.kember.net/post/20961488331</link><guid>https://post.kember.net/post/20961488331</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 13:49:23 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>"Question: Is the world round or flat? 
Answer: Flat 
Q: If the world is flat, what would happen if..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;Question: Is the world round or flat? &lt;br/&gt;
Answer: Flat &lt;br/&gt;
Q: If the world is flat, what would happen if you walked to the edge? &lt;br/&gt;
A: You would find water. &lt;br/&gt;
Q: Is the sun moving around the earth or is the earth moving around the sun? &lt;br/&gt;
A: The sun is moving around the earth. &lt;br/&gt;
Q: Can you draw a picture of Africa and show me where Malawi is? &lt;br/&gt;
A: (much pondering, holding pencil and paper) No, I don’t know. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;These were the answers given by a village farmer who works for me at Linthipe. Resourceful, intelligent, hard-working, eager to learn new things — but with minimal primary school education, he lacks basic knowledge about the world. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;But he doesn’t really need that knowledge to survive, right?&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fltc.sudalyph.org/news/2012/04/11/april-2012-update.html"&gt;April 2012 Update :: from Linthipe to Chongoni&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Read the rest of the update for more insight into Susan’s amazing work in Malawi.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>https://post.kember.net/post/20960914666</link><guid>https://post.kember.net/post/20960914666</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 13:26:58 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Scrolling graph of instruments in Beethoven’s 5th...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225"  id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Qglck7rpI3w?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Scrolling graph of instruments in Beethoven’s 5th Symphony. This is how songs look in my head.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(By &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qglck7rpI3w&amp;feature=share"&gt;musanim&lt;/a&gt;, via &lt;a href="http://twentytwowords.com/2012/04/07/follow-what-each-instrument-does-in-beethovens-5th-on-a-scrolling-graph/"&gt;22 Words&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://post.kember.net/post/20836021410</link><guid>https://post.kember.net/post/20836021410</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2012 11:19:54 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>This is a crazy cartoon, but something about it just rings true....</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m18qn5zTpS1rsnl19o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is a crazy cartoon, but something about it just rings true. Maybe it’s the idea of pleasant-tasting business cards.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://post.kember.net/post/19680894459</link><guid>https://post.kember.net/post/19680894459</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 15:21:05 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Continue reading previous posts on my Posterous</title><description>&lt;a href="http://andrewkember.posterous.com"&gt;Continue reading previous posts on my Posterous&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I’ve switched from Posterous to Tumblr, pending Posterous’ ultimate demise at the hands of Twitter. With any luck, I’ll be able to import all my Posterous links into Tumblr soon, but in the meantime, you can have a look at my 216 previous posts over on the &lt;a href="http://andrewkember.posterous.com/"&gt;old site&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://post.kember.net/post/20961370317</link><guid>https://post.kember.net/post/20961370317</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 13:44:00 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
