Obscene Finger Gestures from such a Pristine Girl

The Long and Winding Road

2010-10-27T09:50:00.002-11:00

All roads lead back to Rational Chica.

Beer, The Male Date-Drug

2010-07-26T14:59:00.001-11:00

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman.

Many females use a date-drug on the market called 'Beer '.

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs.

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers , men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking Beer , men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship'. In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage'.

Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this 'Beer ' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the phone book.

For a video to see how Beer works click here: Beer Demo

What My Vacuum Cleaner Picks Up

2010-07-10T01:04:00.000-11:00

Click pic to enlarge!

Working from the Home Office

2010-06-28T09:53:00.000-11:00

There are many benefits to working from The Home Office

No commute
Flexibility
Saving money and the environment
Increased productivity

More companies and people are beginning to discover that working from The Home Office does more good than bad, as it introduces flexibility into people's schedule without impacting their productivity.

The bottom line is that things get done and people are happier.

In fact, working from The Home Office has become so popular amongst my fellow employees, that our entire department will soon be working solely out of The Home Office.

Would anyone like to join us?

Latte for You and Shiraz for Me

2010-06-25T05:08:00.000-11:00

Black coffee must be strong and very hot; if strong coffee does not agree with you, do not drink black coffee. And if you do not drink black coffee, do not drink any coffee at all.

Andre Simon

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

Benjamin Franklin

06/25 08:19 CDT Starbucks shop tries wine, 'coffee theater'
By ASHLEY M. HEHER

AP Retail Writer

As experiments go, this one isn't flashy.
But the success _ or failure _ of one Starbucks cafe on the edge of a trendy Seattle neighborhood could ripple through the nation's coffee house industry.
Because where Starbucks goes, others follow.
Dubbed "Olive Way," the store is the biggest percolator yet for ideas that the world's largest coffee company has been testing separately at nearly a dozen locations around the globe. And what succeeds at Olive Way will most likely be spread to other Starbucks stores around the country.

With muted, earthy colors, an indoor-outdoor fireplace, cushy chairs, and a menu with wine from the Pacific Northwest's vineyards and beer from local craft brewers, this 2,500-square-foot shop in the Capitol Hill neighborhood will reopen in the fall with espresso machines in the middle.

"It's going to feel very different," said Kris Engskov, Starbucks' regional vice president.
The machines at Olive Way will be part of what executives call a coffee theater. Counters will be narrower _ a slim as a foot in some places _ to bring customers closer to baristas; the machines will brew one cup at a time to extract deeper flavor from beans.

The store will be the chain's only location that sells beer and wine in the U.S., though another Seattle test cafe that doesn't carry the Starbucks brand began selling alcohol last year. The menu at Olive Way will be bigger, full of savory foods that pair with coffee, wine and beer. And customers will be able to customize the offerings, some of which will be freshly made.

The decor is to offer a departure from Starbucks' sometimes formulaic green-and-tan _ with local artists' work, regionally reclaimed building materials, a community work table and a meeting area set off by a sliding door.

As at any restaurant chain using its stores as real-life laboratories, there's no guarantee every idea from Olive Way will be successful or be implemented across the company. And the company wouldn't say how much it's spending on the effort, or how soon elements from the shop might expand to other locations.

But executives are optimistic that some will find their way to other locations, especially in vibrant urban neighborhoods where the chain can attract affluent customers who may prefer a low-key hangout over a crowded bar.

The pilot shows how hard Starbucks is working reinvigorate its brand, which stumbled under the weight of hyper-paced over-expansion. The chain closed hundreds of stores and cut scores of jobs, and founder Howard Schultz returned to help the company re-emerge.

Now, Starbucks plans more measured growth and is working to relax its corporatized image by returning to its days as a place where people want to linger for hours sipping coffee. It plans to offer free, unlimited Wi-Fi in all company-run stores; it's letting customers tailor drinks even more, and it's opening stores with more community flavor. A Seattle shop uses an old bleacher from a nearby high school for shelving, and a New York City store's floors and counters are made of wood reclaimed from a century-old Pennsylvania barn.

All the changes are part of an appeal for more afterwork customers at a chain that gets the bulk of its in-store business before 11 a.m. "The key in the restaurant business is to differentiate themselves, and clearly they're making a move to do that," said Morningstar restaurant analyst R.J. Hottovy. "I think the idea of trying to localize the business, that's an aspect that will certainly work and help differentiate the brand and make it a lot less cookie-cutter than what you see in standard Starbucks."

It will be a challenge. Gourmet coffee shops still sold 53 percent of specialty coffee drinks like mochas and lattes last year, but that was down from 57 percent a year earlier, according to data from market research firm The NPD Group.

The coffee business has become increasingly competitive as restaurants _ from independent doughnut shops to Goliath's like McDonald's Corp. _ go after Starbucks. Servings of specialty drinks rose 17 percent at fast-food chains and 23 percent at doughnut shops this year, and they fell 8 percent at gourmet
cafes.

Starbucks plans to file building permits Friday with Seattle city officials to renovate the store.

Achieving Calmness

2010-06-07T09:41:00.002-11:00

(www.winediva.co.za/2007/07/12/calmness-in-our-lives/)

By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished. So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished......... and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of an old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

Friends are like bras; there for support and close to your heart

2010-05-24T05:38:00.000-11:00

"I take life with a grain of salt, a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila." ~ Author Unknown

"I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once." ~ Jennifer Yane

"Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships." ~ James Shubert

"Men get laid, but women get screwed." ~ Quentin Crisp

"Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument." ~ Author Unknown

"Well behaved women rarely make history." ~ Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

"We are all born naked and screaming and if you're lucky that sort of thing won't stop there." ~ Author Unknown

"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional." ~Chili Davis

"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs." ~ Anon

"A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses." ~ Henry Louis Mencken

"Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support." ~ Anonymous

"From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be true--he probably is." ~ Sex and the City

Inspirational Bit O' Wisdom

"A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her." ~ Helen Rowland

Source: http://www.kissmyglassdesigns.com/inspiration.html

I can only please one person per day; today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

2010-05-23T06:48:00.000-11:00

The Wedding Ring

2010-05-17T09:50:00.001-11:00

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoohoo. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the Ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used
Petroleum Jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you are married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.

3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.

What's that Awful Smell?

2010-05-11T05:59:00.001-11:00

[14:38] katrina: huge issues at the house so i'm trying to deal with that

[14:38] katrina: its always fucking something

[14:38] rationalchica: what's wrong with the house? has the ghost been up to shit again

[14:40] katrina: oh you can't even imagine

[14:40] katrina: last night there was a horrible horrible smell in john's room. like a dead animal. well my dad's been there today and he smells it too

[14:41] katrina: called animal ridders or whoever and they say it's probably stuck in between the roof and the drywall

[14:41] katrina: no fucking joke

[14:41] rationalchica: are you serious??? WTF

[14:41] katrina: so now they have to cut out the gd drywall in john's room and go up there and get it out

[14:42] rationalchica: holy crap

[14:42] katrina: and i have so much shit going on that i can't deal with this
[14:42] rationalchica: right

[14:42] katrina: we are supposed to have an open house on saturday

[14:42] rationalchica: wow

[14:42] katrina: this is going to cost about $500 - which was the estimate
[14:42] rationalchica: i'm sorry kat
[14:42] katrina: then i still have to figure out how the fucker got in there through the screen vents in the roof

[14:42] katrina: my dad's been on the roof all day
[14:42] katrina: i'm gonna lose it

[14:43] katrina: like he really needs to be up there

[14:43] katrina: fuck fuck fuck

[14:43] katrina: theres a post for you...FML

Would Somebody Please Give This Woman a Drink?!

2010-04-27T06:06:00.000-11:00

Katrina's Most Recent Rant:

"Wake up this morning and Joe chokes on a piece of sausage. Ally is screaming. Joe is crying. THEN somehow the light bulb (one of those long skinny ones) over my sink just fell out and came crashing to the ground. Slivers of glass EVERYWHERE!!!! THEN Joe goes to put his shoes on and he dumps mulch out all over the kitchen floor - you know, mixed in with all the glass that is everywhere. THEN Ally remembers she didn't do her 5 cursive spelling sentences and has a brakedown because she's going to miss recess. THEN I remember that an important client is coming in today and I have to go to dinner with them. Joe has Blue Apple Players after school and Ally has softball pratice - good luck figuring all that out. THEN the girl who I showed my house to the other night calls and says she wants to bring her Mom and Dad back to look at it - because I'm sure she wants to see glass and mulch all over my kitchen floor!

THEN I get to work and my computer is screwed up. Go figure! THEN I get a text from my sister, can you keep my boys next Friday night? WFT? I'm trying to sell my house, we have soccer practice and it's first communion weekend and we have other family in town. THEN she follows up with another email (to me and my parents) that says...

Hi,
I just wanted to let you all know that it looks like my tennis team will finish in first place which means we will move on to State Tournament. I was hoping you all would be able to help Carl and I out with the boys that weekend. It is June 25-28. Katrina, I was hoping we can try to figure out a time to celebrate Joe's Birthday so that I won't miss it. Let me know what you think.

Yes, it's Joe's birthday; do I look like I know what I'm doing that weekend? I'm trying to sell my house if it hasn't sold by then which means open houses. And if we've already sold it, we'll be living with my parents...that should be fun with the four of us, my Mom and Dad and her two boys. Oh and we COULD be at the lake that weekend. I mean, really, you're asking me that right now? Great for your tennis team, but you need to get more of a life than tennis.

How about asking your husband to bring your boys to watch you? How about that?

Now I'm hungry, freezing and tired and I'm ready to kick someone's ass.

Thanks for the rant, Katrina! Would someone pleaze give her a drink? Like now?!

Gotta Pee

2010-04-26T10:01:00.000-11:00

Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out.

Both were very faithful and loving wives, however

they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi

breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to

pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought

she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive

pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave

that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she

proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned

that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he

phoned the other husband and said:

"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My

wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband,

"Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that

said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station.

We'll never forget you.' "

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY...

2010-04-22T12:21:00.000-11:00

I don't mind coming to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is just bullshit!

TEN TIMES

2010-04-22T12:08:00.000-11:00

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class,

'Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?'

No one answered until little Mary stood up and said,

'You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to

tell my parents, and they will go and tell the Principal, who will then fire

you!'

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again,

'Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?'

Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her,

' Bo y, is she going to get in big trouble!'

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,

'Anybody?'

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said,

'The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil

of the eye.'

Mrs. Parks said, 'Very good, Billy,' then turned to Mary and continued ..

'As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:

One, you have a dirty mind.

Two, you didn't read your homework.

And three, one day you are going to be very, VERY disappointed.'

Stranded by Eyjafjallajokull!

2010-04-20T15:06:00.001-11:00

Scientists find it difficult to predict volcano behavior
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/04/20/AR2010042005301.html

Spreadshirt Market Place Product

Stranded by Eyjafjallajokull 2010

WTF?!?!?! Iranian cleric: Promiscuous women cause quakes

2010-04-19T06:47:00.002-11:00

Can you believe this bullcrap??????

04/19 12:35 CDT Iranian cleric: Promiscuous women cause quakes

Iranian cleric: Promiscuous women cause quakes

By SCHEHEREZADE FARAMARZI

Associated Press Writer

BEIRUT (AP) -- A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear immodest clothing

and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes.

Iran is one of the world's most earthquake-prone countries, and the cleric's

unusual explanation for why the earth shakes follows a prediction by President

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that a quake is certain to hit Tehran and that many of its

12 million inhabitants should relocate.

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their

chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases

earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media.

Sedighi is Tehran's acting Friday prayer leader.

Women in the Islamic Republic are required by law to cover from head to toe,

but many, especially the young, ignore some of the more strict codes and wear

tight coats and scarves pulled back that show much of the hair.

"What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble?" Sedighi asked during a

prayer sermon Friday. "There is no other solution but to take refuge in

religion and to adapt our lives to Islam's moral codes."

Seismologists have warned for at least two decades that it is likely the

sprawling capital will be struck by a catastrophic quake in the near future.

Some experts have even suggested Iran should move its capital to a less

seismically active location. Tehran straddles scores of fault lines, including

one more than 50 miles (80 kilometers) long, though it has not suffered a major

quake since 1830.

In 2003, a powerful earthquake hit the southern city of Bam, killing 31,000

people _ about a quarter of that city's population _ and destroying its ancient

mud-built citadel.

"A divine authority told me to tell the people to make a general repentance.

Why? Because calamities threaten us," Sedighi said.

Referring to the violence that followed last June's disputed presidential

election, he said, "The political earthquake that occurred was a reaction to

some of the actions (that took place). And now, if a natural earthquake hits

Tehran, no one will be able to confront such a calamity but God's power, only

God's power. ... So let's not disappoint God."

The Iranian government and its security forces have been locked in a bloody

battle with a large opposition movement that accuses Ahmadinejad of winning

last year's vote by fraud.

Ahmadinejad made his quake prediction two weeks ago but said he could not give

an exact date. He acknowledged that he could not order all of Tehran's 12

million people to evacuate. "But provisions have to be made. ... At least 5

million should leave Tehran so it is less crowded," the president said.

Minister of Welfare and Social Security Sadeq Mahsooli said prayers and pleas

for forgiveness were the best "formulas to repel earthquakes."

"We cannot invent a system that prevents earthquakes, but God has created this

system and that is to avoid sins, to pray, to seek forgiveness, pay alms and

self-sacrifice," Mahsooli said.

Visual Interpretation

Kinds of Sex after Marriage.....

2010-04-18T01:08:00.000-11:00

There are four kinds of sex in a marriage:

The first is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll

have sex anywhere, anytime. Hence, in the kitchen.

The second kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids,

you gotta do it in the bedroom .

The third kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the

hallway and say, "Fuck you."

There is also a fourth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get

divorced and your husband fucks you in front of everyone in court!

PMS: Pardon My SWAG

2010-04-16T06:52:00.000-11:00

13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:

1. PASS MY SHOTGUN

2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING

3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE

4. PUFFY MID-SECTION

5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK

6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS

7. PARDON MY SOBBING

8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE

9. PASS MY SWEATS

10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME

11. POOR MEN SUCK

12. PACK MY STUFF

MY FAVORITE ONE

13. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT

Cursing at Work

2010-04-15T01:19:00.000-11:00

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

Number 1

TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

Number 2

TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.

Number 3

TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

Number 4

TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.
Number 5

TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!

Number 6

TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.
Number 7

TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.

Number 8

TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

Number 9

TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.

Number 10

TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?

Number 11

TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.
Number 12

TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.

Number 13

TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

Number 14

TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.

Number 15

TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.

Number 16

TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.

Number 17

TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?

Number 18

TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.

Thank You,
Human Resources

Learn to Pay Attention!

2010-04-13T06:37:00.000-11:00

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy

class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery

table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor began the lecture by telling them: "In medicine, it is

necessary to possess two important qualities as a doctor: The first

is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

To illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus

of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and

do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but

eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body

and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said, "The

second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle

finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

Dear Kotex...WTF?

2010-04-12T10:06:00.000-11:00

(from a now defunct blog, "Underpaid, Kept Woman" in 2006)

Dear Kotex,

I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pantiliner had a bunch of “Kotex Tips for Life” on it. Annoying advice such as:

Staying active during your period can relieve cramps.
Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches.
Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh.
Try Kotex blah blah blah other products…

Obviously the individual behind this was someone who has never possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh. Like we need more fluid inside our bloated bodies from hell…but go ahead…I triple-dog-friggin-dare-ya. See what happens and report back. I’ll wait.

While you’re at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from the vending machine. I guaran-friggin-tee that the first responders will be females who just ovulated. Staying active will relieve headaches & cramps…well guess what, the only activities that interest me are eating..sleeping, bitching, or crying for no apparent reason…and oh…does ripping someone’s head off count as a friggin’ activity?????

Look, females don’t need or want tips for living on their feminine hygiene products. Younger girls are already hearing “helpful” crap like that from elderly relatives. Veteran females have already concocted their own recipes for survival, many containing alcohol & barbituates.

Printing out crap advice while sneaking in ads for the brand that was already purchased is just plain annoying, not to mention rude, and is enough to send a girl running to the Always brand.

It’s not a fun time, but DO NOT try to cheer us up by adding smiley faces or bunnies or flowery cutesy crap to your products or the packaging. Put the crap in a plain brown wrapper so we can throw it in our carts discreetly and have it blend in among the wine and beer.

There is nothing more annoying than having a blinding pink package announcing your uterine state to everyone in the store. Why don’t ya just add an in-store microphone to the damn package & announce that…helloooo, another female in the store is on the rag!!!!!

So take your tips for living and your cute bunnies & the smiley faces and shove them right up your ass.

PS. How about adding a free sample of Pamprin & maybe a shot of Bourbon to your packages instead!!!

Every Heroine Needs a Sassy, Gay Friend

2010-04-11T12:23:00.000-11:00

Second City's "Sassy, Gay Friend"

Hamlet

Romeo & Juliet

Woman's Prayer

2010-04-01T04:44:00.000-11:00

Dear Lord,

I pray for...

the wisdom to understand a man,

an open heart with which to love and to forgive him,

and for patience to deal with his moods.

Because Lord, if I pray for Strength,

I'll just beat him to death.

Stink, Stank, Stunk

2010-03-31T17:00:00.001-11:00

So I was stretching at work today and popped my bra clasp. Couldn't tell you the last time that happened. I had to go into an empty conference room and reattach it. Thank god no one came in while I was fixing it. "I hate it when that happens." It stinks.
Speaking of stinking, (carefully crafted lead-in) this morning was not a pleasant one for my nasal passages.

It was nearing time to bolt out the door with kids in tow and my hubby notices the dog had poo stuck to his butt. Of course, he would have just complained then left it there, so it fell to me to cut it off before we left, because I didn't want him smooshing it around on the couch where he sleeps during the day.

So that was fun. I got it taken care of and we walked outside to the smell of a skunk/polecat. I suppose it was hit on the nearby highway or God forbid on our road. But it reeked! And my kids were like WTF? Well, not really, they are just 4 and 5, but I did have to explain to them what it was and why and where and how and whatnot - all over a horribly stinky smell. There were more concerned that some small animal had potentially perished at the hand of a vehicle.
So, a little later....I was emerging from my daughter's preschool after having dropped her off. I was smacked in the face by the strong smell of manure. This time I thought WTF!!!! I mean really - poop, then skunk and now poop again??? and it's not even 7:50am?
And as I held my nose I thought, God grant me the serenity to endure a slow, stinky walk to the car - so I don't sprint, screeching all the while about the stench - into the car where I can hide amidst the smell of old automobile and fast food bags - which at that moment I realized is a bizillion times better than the smell of skunk or poop.

Tastes Like Chicken?

2010-03-29T12:37:00.000-11:00

yes, there is a tiny bit of geek in me

just bein' honest :)

fun with graphs by GraphJam