Offarious

Ep146 - Tranny Fightings

Mon, 21 Aug 2017 17:09:17 +0000

The ladies discuss transgenders in the military, Candice has thoughts about "Girl's Trip", Kory invents his own meanings for words, Brenda doesn't use words for long periods of time and old people won't have air conditioning when Candice becomes president.

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Ep145 - Adapting To Living & Work Environments Is Hard

Wed, 09 Aug 2017 18:00:00 +0000

The ladies discuss autism/albinism, are black people mad at GoT? Does Kory have a lisp? Is Brenda retarded?

Does Candice need your opinion on her stand-up on the first date? So much more in this informative episode...

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Ep144 - Lying Ass Pandas

Tue, 25 Jul 2017 08:00:00 +0000

The ladies discuss Rob Kardashian's sock business, dates who hold hands too long, R. Kelly sex cult/guys who date children, ego death and pandas who lie about being pregnant.

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Ep143 - Wave Pools, Not Even Once

Tue, 18 Jul 2017 08:00:00 +0000

The ladies discuss wave pool diseases, Brenda's mom's below-ground above-ground pool, Tetris relaxes your colon, Candice kills a black widow, hogs will kill you before gorillas.

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Ep142 - Maybe That's Why They So Good At Healing Stuff With Their Minds

Tue, 11 Jul 2017 08:00:00 +0000

The ladies discuss going skydiving, the origins of Hitler's mustache, Bigfoot might be a retarded giant and a comprehensive breakdown of disease by race

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Ep141 - The Lights/Divine Wig Providence

Tue, 27 Jun 2017 16:42:10 +0000

The ladies discuss Brenda's most paranoid moment involving ghetto birds, fake nipples, Halle Berry has a blue dog bed and Catwoman was trash

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Ep140 - Self-Realization & Dick-pics Are Never A Good Surprise

Wed, 21 Jun 2017 02:00:00 +0000

Brenda has a knack for sound effects, Candice was almost named Edelweiss, Brenda doesn't have a middle name, Tiger Woods looks awful

Ep139 - Koreans Are Real, Actual People

Wed, 14 Jun 2017 02:00:00 +0000

Brenda goes to Koreatown, psychics with tiny hands, Candice is a good friend, Harambe: one year after his sacrifice, poinsettias are dumb

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Ep138 - Brenda Was Talking About Transvestites, Not Transgender People As A Whole

Tue, 06 Jun 2017 08:00:00 +0000

The ladies discuss the definition of "smart", the fast is working for Candice, and some lies don't hurt people. And the seal.

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Ep137 - That Ashram Life

Wed, 31 May 2017 08:00:00 +0000

The ladies discuss the tattoos they chose for each other, reincarnation and which Peanuts character was gay.

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Ep136 - Thots/Thoughts

Wed, 10 May 2017 02:30:00 +0000

Heated furniture talk, the etymology of "thot", a new sound effect steals the show and takes podcasting to heights never reached before...

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Ep135 - Don't Worry About It

Mon, 01 May 2017 08:00:00 +0000

The ladies discuss the Mafia, ego, Aaron Hernandez and Candice does a great Howard Dean scream

Ep134 - The "Aim" Toothpaste Brand Was Invented in 1975

Mon, 24 Apr 2017 08:00:00 +0000

Because we never resolved that during the show. Also the ladies discuss lighting farts, a bootleg Donut Time, giraffe babies and the new guy has white stuff on his face.

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Ep133 - Liza's Great, Sex With Socks On? Fatback

Mon, 17 Apr 2017 08:00:00 +0000

The ladies discuss women who stay married to gay men, whether sex with socks on is a turn-off, fatback, government cheese, and spiders Hey! Go to BouquetInABox.com and get 15% off when you use promo code "offarious"! Mother's Day! Free Shipping! Locally Grown! Thanks for your support

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Ep132 - Birthdays, Divorce & Pancakes

Mon, 10 Apr 2017 08:00:00 +0000

The ladies discuss Candice's birthday party, Brenda's divorce and pancakes take another life.

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Ep131 - Should Skinny Be a Compliment? Chuck Berry Toilet Tapes, Breast Milk Hustle

Mon, 03 Apr 2017 08:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss body shaming, Chuck Berry leaves a awful legacy and Just Titties coming to a convenience store near you

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Ep130 - RIP Auntie Fee, Brenda & Candice take the Kinsey test, Wheelchair Goldfish

Mon, 27 Mar 2017 11:00:00 +0000

The ladies discuss the passing of a legend, the Kinsey Test, goldfish prosthetics – stick around until the very end for the Kinsey results!

Ep129 - My Foot! Bad Tooth Karma & The Future of Donut Time

Fri, 17 Mar 2017 11:00:00 +0000

Brenda & Candice welcome a new guy, Candice mourns her Tonight Show Uggs and her lunch, Brenda's finger causes eternal shame and they discuss Donut Time's transition.

Ep128 - Rachel Dolezal Hits Rock Bottom and The Trans Boy Who Beat The Girls Wrestling Team

Fri, 10 Mar 2017 12:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss Rachel Dolezal and how she might be homeless as well as the trans boy who won a girls wrestling tournament.

Ep127 - Candice On Harry Connick Jr., Lent, and Death In The Magic Castle

Fri, 03 Mar 2017 12:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss Lent, Candice's appearance on Harry, and the recent mysterious death at the Magic Castle in Hollywood.

Ep126 - Is Race A Social Construct?

Fri, 17 Feb 2017 12:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss race as a social construct.

Ep125 - Candice On The Tonight Show, Facebook Unfriending, and Cracked Phones Wreck Dates

Fri, 10 Feb 2017 12:00:00 +0000

Candice and Brenda discuss the former's appearance on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. The "ins and outs" of Facebook unfriending. And a recent study of being judged on a first date because of a cracked phone screen.

Ep124 - Tilly Dead and Drop Bears

Fri, 20 Jan 2017 12:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss the death of Tilly the whale and the entire country that trolls people.

Ep123 - New Year, Same Show

Fri, 13 Jan 2017 12:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss crappy Eric Roberts tv movies and whether we can laugh at Trump.

Ep122 - Christmas!

Fri, 23 Dec 2016 12:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss Christmas 2016.

Ep121 - Bestiality and Peg-legged Gold Diggers

Fri, 16 Dec 2016 12:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss the odd bestiality laws in the US and abroad as well as the most infamous peg-legged gold digger in history.

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Ep120 - A Little Trump and a Lot of McRibs

Fri, 02 Dec 2016 12:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss president-elect Trump and then move on to a horror story about an ex and then discuss the apps to track down McRibs.

Ep119 - Zombie Apocalypses and Curved Penises

Fri, 18 Nov 2016 12:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss survival of the zombie apocalypse and the brutality of a curved penis.

Ep118 - Colonics and Cannibalism

Fri, 11 Nov 2016 12:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss the ins and outs of Colonics and cannibalism.

Ep117 - Halloween

Fri, 04 Nov 2016 11:00:00 +0000

The Madea marathon that failed and celebrity costume fails.

Ep116 - Why Do Your Toes Get All Weird As You Get Old, Who Goes To See R. Kelly?, and Soylent Bars Are Making People Sick

Fri, 28 Oct 2016 11:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss arthritis, who the hell still sees R. Kelly concerts, and the just launched Soylent meal bars which have not gone well.

Ep115 - Election Fatigue and the Mechanics of Mangina

Fri, 14 Oct 2016 11:00:00 +0000

The election in general and the second debate, in particular, is driving everyone insane plus the mechanics of mangina.

Ep114 - eHarmony, Baby Fight Club, and the Man Who Ate A Placenta

Fri, 07 Oct 2016 11:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss trying out eHarmony, the women charged with running a fight club for babies, and the British man who ate his wife's placenta.

Ep113 - Brad and Angelina and Madea's Halloween

Fri, 30 Sep 2016 11:00:00 +0000

Candice and Brenda discuss the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie tragedy, Tyler Perry's terrible movies, and a strange run in with an Orthodox Jewish teenager.

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Ep112 - Favorite Golden Girl and Dumping Toxic Friends

Fri, 23 Sep 2016 11:00:00 +0000

Candice and Brenda discuss their favorite Golden Girl and breaking up with toxic friends.

Ep111 - Elio Is Awesome, Hillary Might Be A Mannequin, Wearing Pajamas In Public

Fri, 16 Sep 2016 11:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice open Elio's gifts and discuss how Hillary might be a mannequin.

Ep110 - Return of the Stalker and Mariah Carey's Crackhead Sister

Fri, 09 Sep 2016 11:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss the return of Candice's stalker and Mariah Carey's complete mess of a sister.

Ep109 - Don't Breathe, Anthony Weiner At It Again, and ITT Tech Is Finished

Fri, 02 Sep 2016 11:00:00 +0000

Candice and Brenda discuss the new movie Don't Breathe, the latest sexting scandal with Anthony "Carlos Danger" Weiner, and ITT Tech "schools" are finished.

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Ep108 - Olympic Update, the Birth of a Nation, and Kanye's French Fry Prose

Fri, 26 Aug 2016 11:00:00 +0000

After a two week hiatus, Brenda and Candice briefly update the Olympics that nobody cares about, the disturbing news about Nate Parker, and Kanye's indescribably bad french fry poem.

Ep107 - The Zika Virus Returns, the Rio Olympics, and Depressing Movies

Fri, 05 Aug 2016 11:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss the return of Zika, the Olympics in Brazil which no one cares about, and various disturbing movies.

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Ep106 - VR Porn, Ninja Hot Dogs, and the Poop Cafe

Fri, 29 Jul 2016 11:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss virtual reality porn and what it will do to society, the new charcoal infused hot dog from Ikea, and a poop themed restaurant that is opening in Toronto.

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Ep105 - The New Ghostbusters Controversy, Barbara Walters' Doppelganger, And More Hate For Uncle Joe

Fri, 22 Jul 2016 11:00:00 +0000

Candice and Brenda discuss the new Ghostbusters movie and the drama that has ensued, whether Barbara Walters is still on 60 minutes, and the massive amount of hate for Uncle Joe from Willy Wonka.

Ep104 - BLM, the tickling documentary review, and Mike Tyson

Fri, 15 Jul 2016 11:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice talk about the BLM letter writing campaign Candice attended recently, review the documentary "Tickled", and how Mike Tyson probably wasn't guilty of wape.

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Ep103 - Hating Grandpa Joe From Willy Wonka, When Do Balls Drop, And Now Unrecognizable Celebrities

Fri, 08 Jul 2016 11:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss Tim Burton's filmography and Brenda's hatred for Grandpa Joe is revealed, another story of a female teacher having sex with a student leads to a discussion of balls dropping, and celebrities who destroyed their faces are analyzed.

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Ep102 - The Dark Underworld Of Tickling, Candice Goes To Politicon, And The Donut Time Era Is Over

Fri, 01 Jul 2016 11:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss the new documentary on tickle fetishists, Candice volunteered for a booth at Politicon, and the center of all things sketchy in Hollywood has closed.

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Ep101 - Getting Tequila In Your Eye, Purple Rain, And The Orlando Shooter's Gay Lover With A Weird Face

Fri, 24 Jun 2016 11:00:00 +0000

Candice and Brenda discuss the time Brenda accidentally got tequila in Candice's eye, the midnight showing of Purple Rain they attended, and Omar Mateen's gay lover.

Ep100 - Selling Your Eggs, Deepak Chopra, and The Doctor Who Sold Dirt

Fri, 17 Jun 2016 11:00:00 +0000

Branda and Candice discuss the pros and cons of selling your eggs, whether Deepak Chopra is full of shit, and the "doctor" who sold dirt as a cure for cancer.

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Ep99 - Breaking Into Zoos, Babies In Wells, Bluetooth Tampons

Fri, 10 Jun 2016 11:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss zoo security, the famous baby who fell in the well in the 80's, and Bluetooth tampons.

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Ep98 - The Joke Police and Buff Correll

Fri, 03 Jun 2016 11:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss the disturbing Bias Response Teams on college campuses and give an update on Buff Correll.

Ep97 - Party Poopers, A Little More Beyonce, and Periscope Is Bad

Fri, 13 May 2016 11:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss party poopers, Beyonce, and recent Periscope nastiness. Derek apologizes to Candice's sister Danielle for false advertisement.

Ep96 - Going Number 2 At Someone Else's Place and Beyonce's New Album

Fri, 06 May 2016 11:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss the various issues involved with doing your business at another person's place and Beyonce's new album.

Ep95 - Superhero Movies, Death By Soy, and Vaping

Fri, 29 Apr 2016 11:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss superhero movies, how Monsanto is trying to kill you, and if vaping is as bad as smoking.

Ep94 - Pro Or Anti Peep, Breastfeeding In Public, and Goldfish With Braces

Fri, 08 Apr 2016 11:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss the polarizing issue of Peeps, whether breastfeeding in public should be taboo, and the doctor who gave a goldfish braces.

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Ep93 - Drive Thru Funerals, Befriending the KKK, and Katt Williams Gets Beat By A 7th Grader

Fri, 25 Mar 2016 11:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss drive thru funerals, the black blues musician who has been converting white supremacists through friendship, and Katt Williams going crazy.

Ep92 - The Sad Micropenis Interview, The O.J. Knife, And Zoe Saldana Plays Nina Simone

Fri, 11 Mar 2016 12:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss an interview with a guy who has a micropenis, the sudden appearance of the O.J. knife, and Zoe Saldana being called out by Nina Simone's daughter.

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Ep91 - Hitler's Erectile Dysfunction, The Bearded Model, And PC Is Killing Comedy

Fri, 04 Mar 2016 12:00:00 +0000

Candice and Brenda discuss the recent revelations about Hitler's micropenis, the bearded female runway model, and how political correctness is killing comedy.

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Ep90 - The Government Is Watching You Through Your TV, A Kid Pretends To Be A Doctor In Florida, and Ronda Rousey Is Punchy

Fri, 26 Feb 2016 12:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss Samsung TVs allowing the government to spy on you, the 18 year old in Florida who was pretending to be a doctor, and Ronda Rousey having no brain or teeth.

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Ep89 - Bernie Sanders Dating App Trolls, Beyonce and the Black Panthers, and Marrying Someone Who Blinded You

Fri, 12 Feb 2016 12:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss Bernie Sanders fans trying to persuade voters through Tinder, Beyonce's controversial half-time show, and a documentary about a woman who married a man who had lye thrown in her face. *Please forgive the technical issues while we work out the kinks in live streaming.

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Ep88 - Attention Whores and the Earth Might Be Flat

Fri, 05 Feb 2016 12:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice have some weed infused Sprig soda and talk about attention whores and falling off the edge of the earth.

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Ep87 - Artificial Intelligence and the Palin Speech Generator

Thu, 28 Jan 2016 12:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice give a shout out to super fan The Magic Man (@JiibJobz) then move on to discuss the very thought provoking film Ex-Machina and Candice reads a speech from the Sarah Palin

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Ep86 - The OscarSoWhite Mess

Thu, 21 Jan 2016 12:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss the YESSSSSSSS!!!! guy who was a bit actor named Frank Nelson then move to the Oscars controversy and Aunt Viv's stank rant.

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Ep85 - The Bumble Dating Experience, Sheen Has HIV Again, And Steven Avery Might Be Guilty After All

Thu, 14 Jan 2016 12:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss going on Patreon and the incentives being offered. Candice discusses her New Year's resolution to start dating more and has an interesting experience with Bumble. Charlie Sheen apparently has HIV again. Plus Steven Avery's ex-girlfriend thinks he is a monster. Creepy Caress – Patreon Charlie Sheen Is at It Again Steven Avery's Ex

Ep84 - Cosby's Arrest, Netflix's Making Of A Murderer, And Derek Is Garbage

Thu, 07 Jan 2016 12:00:00 +0000

It is the first episode of 2016 and Brenda and Candice discuss Bill Cosby's arrest, the Netflix documentary Making of a Murderer, and how much of a fuck up Derek is. Evidence Against Avery

Ep83 - Soul Food, Kurt Cobain, and Ugly Maid Sidechicks

Fri, 25 Dec 2015 12:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss Soul food, the new documentary about Kurt Cobain, and various ugly sidechicks of the famous.

Ep82 - Mass Shootings, James Deen the Porn Star Rapist, and the Scary Clown Boy

Fri, 11 Dec 2015 00:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss the recent mass shootings, a porn stars rape allegations, and the boy who dresses as a clown and terrorizes a town.

Ep81 - Woman Throws A Fit At Denny's, Squirrel's Have Giant Balls, and Anonymous Takes On ISIS

Thu, 26 Nov 2015 12:00:00 +0000

A woman starts a shit show after finding that the all you can eat pancake special at Denny's only applies to one person, Brenda notices that squirrels have giant testicles, and anonymous has decided to launch a cyber war on ISIS.

Ep80 - The Paris Attack, Why Do Hungry People Have Big Bellies, and Charlie Sheen Has HIV

Thu, 19 Nov 2015 12:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss the Paris terrorist attacks, the odd irony of starving children having big stomachs, and celebrities with STDs including Charlie Sheen and "Ol' Pussy Throat" Michael Douglas.

Ep79 - Trying Tinder For Five Minutes And The Promoter From Hell

Thu, 12 Nov 2015 12:00:00 +0000

Brenda won't change the light in her kitchen leading to lifestyle changes, Candice tries Tinder...for five minutes, and tells the story of the promoter from hell.

Ep78 - Halloween Blackface, M. Night Shyamalan Sucks, and Toenails

Thu, 05 Nov 2015 12:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss M. Night Shyamalan's dumb new movie 'The Visit', the inevitable white guy who dresses in blackface for Halloween, and various toenail issues.

Ep77 - Movie Trailers, Ben Carson Might Be A Psychopath, and Demonic Possession

Thu, 29 Oct 2015 11:00:00 +0000

Candice and Brenda discuss when trailers were called "coming attractions", Ben Carson laughs at very awkward moments, and how to get an exorcism. Ben Carson Laughs While Discussing Shooting Ben Carson Laughs About Being Held Up At Popeyes

Ep76 - Cabo Kidnapping Threats and T.I. Gets Political

Sat, 17 Oct 2015 03:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss their trip to Cabo, T.I.'s comments about a female president, and whether women are genuinely oppressed.

Ep75 - What Is That Stuff On Mars?

Thu, 08 Oct 2015 11:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss the mystery liquid on Mars, the guy who raised the price on an HIV drug, and having sex with socks on.

Ep74 - Tequila Induced Topic Potpourri

Thu, 24 Sep 2015 11:00:00 +0000

Candice and Brenda are into a bottle of tequila and cover everything from Donald Trump to the Nazis being on crystal meth.

Ep73 - The Girls Are Going Cabo and Building Vaginas Out of Play-Doh

Thu, 17 Sep 2015 11:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss going to Cabo, Adrian Grenier's 9/11 post, how to build a penis from a clitoris, and then make vaginas out of Play-Doh.

Ep72 - Kanye West Runs For President

Thu, 10 Sep 2015 11:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss the Kanye West 2020 presidential announcement speech, lisps, and rabbit poop.

Ep71 - Viewer Reviews, Kim Davis, and Noah's Ark

Thu, 03 Sep 2015 11:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss viewer reviews, the Morehead County Clerk, Kim Davis who is refusing to issue gay marriage licenses, and Noah's Ark.

Ep70 - The Instagram Joke Thief and Conversate Is Not A Word

Thu, 20 Aug 2015 11:00:00 +0000

Candice and Brenda threaten Derek, discuss the Instagram joke thief, and Amber Rose's conversation blunder.

Ep69 - To Shiv Or To Shank and Murder By Atomic Wedgie

Thu, 13 Aug 2015 11:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss the differences between a shiv and and shank plus the man who murdered his stepfather with an atomic wedgie. Featured Link #1: Shiv or Shank? Featured Link #2: Wedgie Death

Ep68 - Hulk Hogan's Daughter Writes A Poem, Corey Feldman Performs At A Baseball Game, and Posture Pumps

Thu, 06 Aug 2015 11:00:00 +0000

Candice and Brenda discuss Hulk Hogan's racist tirade and his daughter's defense, Corey Feldman's apology inducing performance at a baseball game, and Candice's posture pump. Featured Link #1: Brooke Hogan's Written Art Featured Link #2: Corey Feldman Fails

Ep67 - Taking Drugs Makes You Jump Off Buildings and Candice Has A Stalker

Thu, 30 Jul 2015 11:00:00 +0000

Brenda and Candice discuss people getting high and jumping off buildings and their stakeout of Candice's stalker. Featured Link #1: Helen Hunt On Crank

Ep66 - Botched Plastic Surgeries, People Dying In Bathtubs, and Shabani the Sexy Gorilla

Thu, 23 Jul 2015 11:00:00 +0000

This week Brenda and Candice discuss botched plastic surgeries, celebrities dying in the bathroom, and Shabani the world's sexiest gorilla.

Ep65 - Cat Lady, Brenda's Dog and Pastor Caught on Grinder

Thu, 16 Jul 2015 11:00:00 +0000

This week, Brenda and Candice discuss the following: How to piss off a cat lady; Which of Brenda's dogs would she eat first; And, the Pastor who was caught on Grinder.

Ep64 - Bad Candy, Crabs from Politicians, and Beating the next Beethoven into submission.

Thu, 09 Jul 2015 11:00:00 +0000

This week on Offarious, Brenda and Candice discuss bad candy, catching crabs from politicians, and beating the next "Beethoven" into submission.

Ep63 - Monsters in Comedy

Tue, 28 Apr 2015 11:00:00 +0000

Candice shoots down all movies that might scare her, asshole kids are annoying, and evil comedians.

Ep62 - Jive Knowledge Test

Thu, 23 Apr 2015 19:00:00 +0000

Brenda tests Candice and Derek on their knowledge of early 80's black lingo, Robert/Fred Durst is a murderer, and Candice goes to a Maria Bamford show and it gets ugly at the door.

Ep61 - Offarious - 03/18/15

Wed, 18 Mar 2015 19:00:00 +0000

The Drunken Files: Subscribe to the new iTunes feed.

Ep60 - Offarious - 02/27/15

Fri, 27 Feb 2015 20:00:00 +0000

The Drunken Files: Do It Live Edition

Ep59 - Offarious - 02/12/15

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 20:00:00 +0000

The Drunken Files: The Slam Pig Episode

Ep58 - Offarious - 01/29/15

Thu, 29 Jan 2015 20:00:00 +0000

The Drunken Files: Jumbo Edition

Ep57 - Offarious - 01/23/15

Fri, 23 Jan 2015 20:00:00 +0000

The Drunken Files: We're Back...Again!

Ep56 - Offarious - 12/18/14

Thu, 18 Dec 2014 20:00:00 +0000

The Drunken Files: We're Back!

Ep55 - Offarious - 10/30/14

Thu, 30 Oct 2014 19:00:00 +0000

The Drunken Files: Awful Whaler's Rum and Brenda Harasses Tabloid Journalists From The 70's

Ep54 - Offarious - 10/23/14

Thu, 23 Oct 2014 19:00:00 +0000

The Drunken Files: Roy Wood Jr. visits!

Ep53 - Offarious - 10/17/14

Fri, 17 Oct 2014 19:00:00 +0000

The Sober Files: Candice Recounts Her Harrowing Fender Bender

Ep52 - Offarious - 10/09/14

Thu, 09 Oct 2014 19:00:00 +0000

The Fact-less Files: Aiko Tanaka Visits!

Ep51 - Offarious - 10/02/14

Thu, 02 Oct 2014 19:00:00 +0000

The Drunken Files: Candice's Sister Danielle Visits!

Ep50 - Offarious - 09/18/14

Thu, 18 Sep 2014 19:00:00 +0000

The Drunken Files: Candice's Sister Danielle Visits!

Ep49 - Offarious - 09/11/14

Thu, 11 Sep 2014 19:00:00 +0000

The Sober Files 2: Guest Kevin Christy Joins the Ladies

Ep48 - Offarious - 09/04/14

Thu, 04 Sep 2014 19:00:00 +0000

The Sober Files: Candice Delivers On the Gummies and the Panda Who Feigned Pregnancy For Treats and Air Conditioning

Ep47 - Offarious - 08/21/14

Thu, 21 Aug 2014 19:00:00 +0000

The Drunken Files: Candice finds the juiciest gummy bears in the universe and Brenda evacuates a toxic breathing environment to have a cigarette