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Calling All Blood Thirsting Creatures! Candy Blood Bags

offbeattreats — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 01:08:15 +0000

Candy Blood Bags
Packaged in a realistic blood bag the Candy Blood Bags are a gross yet tasty Halloween treat. Hang up by the draw string and you have a candy Halloween decoration that your little vampires will love. Flavoring is a delicious cherry liquid candy.
http://store.offbeattreats.com/CANDYBLOODBAG.html

Bacon Lip Balm grease up your lips today.

offbeattreats — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 02:41:32 +0000

Bacon Lip Balm

Every time you eat bacon don’t you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you can! Just carry around a tube of this Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock. Warning: Your lips will smell like bacon, but they are not bacon. Do not bite your lips. Each tube is 2-1/2″ long with a twist bottom dispenser.

Makes for a perfect gift for the bacon lover in your life!

Bacon Lip Balm available at OffbeatTreats.com the mother load of unusual sweets.

Happy Van candy filled toy – play then eat what a treat!

offbeattreats — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 02:13:24 +0000

Happy Van candy filled toy

The Happy Van is a candy filled toy with pullback and go forward action. Just pop the back hatch to get to the yummy round candy PEACES (sorry lol).

Why not race the Happy Van candy filled toy right to you? Don’t forget to open your garage door (mouth) and back in some delicious candies. It’s going to be a groovy and tasty time indeed!

Measures about 3″ long 2″ high and 1 1/2″ wide. Comes in various colors.

The Happy Van candy filled toy is available at OffbeatTreat.com the mother load of unusual sweets.

Sour Brite Night Crawlers squirmy yummy fun without the taste of dirt.

offbeattreats — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 02:32:08 +0000

Trolli Sour Brite Crawlers

Trolli Sour Brite Crawlers

Night Crawlers not to tasty and you can never rinse all that dirt off. LOL Sour Brite Crawlers from Trolli are ready for you to shovel them into your mouth! Let them squirm about on your tongue for sour tasty fun.

Don’t let these colorful critters crawl away get your Trolli Sour Brite Crawlers today.

Availabe at OffbeatTreats.com the mother load of unusual sweets.

Who r u going to call to quench your thirst? Not Kool Aide it's Ghostbusters Energy Drink!

offbeattreats — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 02:44:12 +0000

Ghostbusters Energy Drink

Ghostbusters Ectoplasm Energy Drink.

Feeling sluggish? Energize with the refreshing slimy green Ectoplasm Energy Drink. The Ghostbusters fully endorse this energy drink which will give you the energy of a fully charged Proton Pack. Take on your tasks with new uplifting vigor. Disclaimer: The Ghostbusters Energy Drink is meant for a cool collectible and/or energy boost however under no means should you take on a Stay Puff Marshmallow Man! 8.4 fluid oz

Ghostbusters Ectoplasm Energy Drink is available at OffbeatTreats.com the mother load of unusual sweets.

Candy Gummy Tongue – Being tongue tied has never tasted so good!

offbeattreats — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:24:51 +0000

: Candy Gummy Tongue!

The Ghoulish Gummy Tongue from Au’some will have you looking like your right out of a cartoon. So easy even Frankenstein could do it: Put the plastic fangs between teeth. Next put the gummy tongue between teeth. Your now transformed into a Ghoul and no mad scientist operation needed!! The Ghoulish Gummy Tongue makes for a great and tasty Halloween costume accessory. Choose between three tantalizing tongue flavors.

The Ghoulish Gummy Tongue is available from OffbeatTreats.com the mother load of unusual sweets.

Mr. Stache wax mustache play now chew later!

offbeattreats — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 20:04:48 +0000

: Wax Mustache

From Wack-O-Wax it’s Mr. Stache. A delicious, grape flavored, chewable disguise. With the Mr. Stache wax mustache you can play now and chew later. Keep in mind Mr. Stache can make for the cheapest Halloween costume ever conceived and/or can be used for international spy work, the choice is yours. Ease of operation – just bite onto wax tab to hold mustache underneath nose. Don’t delay get your very distinguished Mr. Stache wax mustache today!

Mr. Stache wax mustache is available from OffbeatTreats.com the mother load of unusual sweets.

Caramel Apple Sugar Babies – limited edition candy.

offbeattreats — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 19:56:14 +0000

Caramel Apple Sugar Babies

Caramel Apple Sugar Babies are a sweet twist on the classic. OKAY, what’s going on shouldn’t the carmel really be on the outside and the apple inside? Who cares! I love these freakin’ candies the contrast of the carmel and the tart apple candy coating makes for a tasty treat. Don’t let your taste buds miss out on this limited edition. Caramel Apple Sugar Babies is a Big box and contains 5oz. of candy.

Caramel Apple Sugar Babies are available from OffbeatTreats.com the mother load of unusual sweets.

Halloween Cotton Candy – Scary Yummy!

offbeattreats — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 19:26:41 +0000

Halloween Cotton Candy - Scary Yummy!

Delicious classic cotton candy in a Fun Halloween canister for this trick or treat season is just scary good. Made proudly in the USA by Fun Sweets you know your getting fresh and tasty cotton candy. Get some today before I eat it all up. LOL! Each canister stands 4.5 inches tall and net wt. is 1.5 ounces.

Halloween Cotton Candy is available at from OffbeatTreats.com the mother load of unusual sweets.

Sour Skittles aren't your grandpa's skittles!

offbeattreats — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:32:26 +0000

Sour Skittles

These aren’t your grandpa’s skittles! Sour Skittles deliver a smack of sour in these 5 delicious flavors. Sour Lime, Sour Grape, Sour Strawberry, Sour Orange, Sour Lemon. So don’t be skittish about these ramped up Sour Skittles you’ll love them.

Generous 4oz. Box of Sour Skittle candy.

Sour Skittles available at OffbeatTreats.com the mother load of unusual sweets!