Official Bottom Of The Barrel Blog

2018-02-21T01:03:00.005-08:00

Here is a List of all of those who are Smarter than the entire Duggar Family combined
Note this list will be completely uncensored here.

1. Cats (Even Grumpy Cat is smarter)
2. Dogs
3. Sewer Rats
4. Monkeys
5. Mice
6. Ordinary Rats
7. Pigs
8. Box of Rocks
9. Chickens
10. A Monkey on a rock
11. Larry Flynt
12. Jobu (The voodoo god from the film Major League)
13. Donkeys
14. Afroman
15. Any Shoe Salesman
16. Howard Stern
17. Bunnies
18. Groundhogs
19. Deer
20. Homeless Winos
21. Baboons
22. Prisoners in General Population (They would kill the Duggars eldest son for honor)
23. Liquor Store Clerks
24. Bag of Hair
25. Swarm of Bees
26. Sheep
27. A basket of Fried Chicken
28. A bottle of cheap Bum Wine
29. A bag of wet mice
30. A bag of Hammers
31. A Phone Book
32. Squirrels
33. A bottle of cheap Vodka
34. A pitcher filled with enough Manhattans to serve a family
35. A short haired red-head
36. A sack of dirty underwear
37. Katy Perry’s diphagram (And Katy Perry is dumber than a Monkey on a rock)
38. A bunch of cleaners
39. Box of Hair
40. Arby’s Horsey Sauce
41. A second coat of paint
42. Tijuana Donkey Show
43. Keg of Beer
44. Gasoline
45. Malt Liquor
46. Packets of Duck Sauce
47. The Kool Aid Man
48. A packet of Kool Aid
49. Any shot size (50 ml) bottle of Liquor
50. Tree stump
51. Fruitcake (And you’re supposed to destroy Fruitcakes)
52. Basket of Shrimp
53. Ducks
54. Can of Yams
55. A motivational speaker who lives in a Van down by the river (No offense to the late Chris Farley)
56. Bag of Rocks
57. A Stick
58. Bait
59. Plant Life
60. Salt shaker
61. Cabbage
62. Dog Shit
63. A wagon load of rocks
64. Garbage picked cans of Beer
65. Whale shit
66. A cat’s litter box
67. Coal Bucket
68. Leaf of lettuce
69. Sled track
70. Potato
71. Wedding Invitation
72. Asphalt
73. Paris Hilton at a geography contest
74. Mike Tyson
75. Horses Ass
76. A red brick
77. Ben Roethlisberger (Now if Roethlisberger can stop throwing interceptions)
78. Michael Vick’s haters (Those haters love Dogs)
79. The writers for Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (They mocked the Duggar’s well)
80. Japanese Food (Sushi, Karaage, Bentos, and even Rice bowls are better than the Duggars)
81. A dump truck load of Rocks
82. Smurfs (Imaginary creatures are smarter)
83. Any living organism with a central nervous system
84. The Kardashians (And unfortunately they’re dumber than a Sewer Rat)
85. Clams
86. Mussels
87. Gamers
88. Britney Spears (Is also dumber than Katy Perry’s diphagram)
89. Horror movies
90. Bookworms
91. First Graders
92. Kindergarten
93. Squirrel Shit
94. Jigsaw from Saw movies
95. Freddy Krueger
96. Cabbage kids
97. Lennie Small ("Of Mice and Men")
98. Sam from "I AM SAM"
99. My sister's turtle, Paku (Sister of IMDB user Katiedidd) (I don’t have either a sister or a turtle)
100. Carrie from Little House on the Prairie (boy was she dumb. Pissing on the side walk)
101. Charlie Sheen (He was dumber than a Sewer Rat for contracting HIV given his lifestyle)
102. Honey Boo Boo (Dumber than The Kool Aid Man)
103. Mensans
104. Hollywood engineers
105. Lawyers
106. Librarians
107. Donald Trump
108. A Wet Dream
109. Ted Cruz
110. Supporters of Burning Man
111. McDonald’s Workers
112. Deer Hunters
113. Jeffy (Google “Pittsburgh Dad” for more info)
114. Tiger Woods
115. Beavis and Butthead (Even those fictional dumbasses are smarter than the Duggars)
116. A bottle of Sprite
117. Rum and Coke
118. Wal-Mart Customers
119. Wal-Mart Workers
120. Dollar General Customers
121. Dollar General Workers
122. Pączki (But it’s real tasty)
123. The Tiny House Movement
124. A Laundromat
125. Beef Jerky
126. Venison
127. Deer Backstraps (Real Tasty)
128. Hose Water (Real cheap too)
129. Gin and Juice (Real Tasty too)
130. A box of Crayons
131. Lottery Winners
132. Lottery Officials
133. Nick Perry (He was a dumbass when he was alive for rigging the Lottery)
134. Amish People (At least they believe in doing Good Quality work)
135. Psychiatrists
136. O.J. Simpson (Now in a Nevada Prison no explanation needed)
137. Psychologists
138. Bowl of Cereal
139. Bowl of Soup
140. Paul Allen
141. Bill Gates
142. Megyn Kelly
143. Bill O’Reilly
144. Anna Kendrick
145. Johnnie Cochran (He took O.J.’s money)
146. Robert Shapiro (He took O.J.’s money too)
147. Comcast Executives
148. Robert O'Neill (A real American hero for shooting and killing Osama Bin Laden)
149. Beyoncé (Dumber than a Horses Ass for criticizing law enforcement)
150. Cam Newton (Now if he just stopped fumbling the ball)
151. A rectal exam
152. Kanye West (Dumber than Garbage picked cans of Beer)
153. Box Wine
154. Scotch and Soda
155. Hockey Players who fight
156. Affordable Care Act
157. Ice Cream
158. Don King
159. Lance Ito
160. Mark Fuhrman (Helped O.J. beat the murder case by committing perjury)
161. Rob Ford (Caused controversy when he was alive)
162. Whoopi Goldberg
163. Pack of cigarettes
164. Cuban Cigars
165. Christopher Scarver (He killed Jeffrey Dahmer)
166. F. Lee Bailey (Disbarred and dumber than Box Wine)
167. The Internal Revenue Service (They rip everyone off)
168. Ronda Rousey
169. Holly Holm (She kicked Ronda Rousey’s ass)
170. Gwen Stefani
171. Katherine Heigl (She Can’t Understand Normal Thinking)
172. Jessica Biel
173. Johnny Knoxville
174. Steve-O
175. Caitlyn Jenner
176. Kelly Ripa
177. Michael Strahan
178. Scarlett Johansson
179. Paige Spiranac
180. Megan Fox
181. A Baboon Farm
182. The CultMoo Crew (They are good at Deep Frying shit
183. Pittsburgh Dad
184. Stephen Colbert
185. Alec Baldwin

Additional Place To Find More Bottom Barrel Related Posts

2016-08-15T20:08:00.000-07:00

Just letting you know that there is another place to find more Bottom Barrel related posts. The Bottom Of The Barrel now has a Facebook Page which can be located at.

https://www.facebook.com/Bottom-of-the-Barrel-560160864137694/

There will still be more posts on this blog.

Details on my proposed Web Series

2015-11-25T23:14:00.000-08:00

Here is the details on my proposed Web Series. Any crowdfunding campaign will not likely start until March or April of 2016 at the very earliest.

Decrepit Community Ed (This is just a working title).

The premise - A soap opera style satire depicting numerous efforts between multiple groups regarding a pair of old decrepit closed schools and want to do with them and there is some good unrelated subplots. The idea for this was actually inspired by actual failed attempts to renovate (Waste of money) and reopen two closed elementary schools (As middle schools) in the school district that I live in but fortunately the plans to renovate ultimately got scuttled after a School Board member that supported renovations dropped over dead and was eventually replaced (Appointed by a Common Pleas judge) by a vocal opponent of the proposed attempts to renovate those schools which ended up (After the previous municipal election guaranteed a majority that opposed renovations in favor of building new) being completely auctioned off and sold altogether.

The structure of each episode - Each episode will run from 30 to 60 minutes.

The good unrelated subplot.

Subplot # 1 - A unrelated shoot a an unrelated gun club forces the rivalries between two gun clubs (Which is completely instigated by a couple that’s living in a Travel Trailer or Truck Camper that’s located on several acres of property partially littered with junk) to end up proposing a set of shootout competitions to take place at a neutral gun club who does have a trap range that does not follow ATA specs and allows alcoholic beverages to be consumed on their property.

What Decrepit Community Ed Needs

Equipment - Professional Video Cameras, External Microphones, Shotgun Microphone kits, Lighting kits, a computer dedicated for editing the footage together.

Locations - 2 old rundown schools that are closed down, a good size piece of property that can accommodate a travel trailer and various junk, 3 different gun clubs, Several houses in various neighborhoods, Some Municipal Buildings, A school district administration building, a retail farm market and Garden Center, A local Pizza shop, A local Fine Wine and Good Spirits store, several local Bars, 2 local Giant Eagle stores.

Props (Purchase and Rent) - Various kinds of Firearms (For the subplot), various types of wardrobe for the characters, Furnishings for offices, Furnishings for Houses, Various Junk items, Various electronics for the offices and houses,

Other dedicated items - A Travel Trailer, Vehicles in various conditions.

Other needs - Dedicated actors for the roles of the various characters, Insurance (Especially for the subplot), Food (To feed the cast and crew), some dedicated crew members.

Note - Everything (Props, Travel Trailer, Vehicles) that does get purchased for the series will be sold or disposed of after the series wraps up production except the Equipment (Cameras, Microphones, Lighting, and Computer for editing) that that gets used for filming will be used for other video productions. A film production company will be officially incorporated as well.

Hope that this information will give you enough details on the proposed Web Series.

Bottom Barrel Camera History Part 3

2015-10-07T20:32:00.001-07:00

Kodak Zi6

Bottom Barrel Service Life - May 2009 to (Relegated to secondary camera around the end of 2013) May 2014 (Retired to the Archives shortly after)

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This camera was the Bottom Of The Barrel's first venture into High Definition Video. This video camera can easily fit into a pocket this video camera was Kodak's answer to the Flip Video Camera but with a SDHC memory card extension slot which allowed any memory card up to 32 GB to be installed (For up to 8 hours in 720p HD). This video camera had necessitated the abrupt removal of the Mustek DV316L from Bottom Barrel service.

The camera had way better video and sound quality than the shitty Mustek cameras and was able to film in 1280x720 High Definition video at either 30 or 60 (Known as HD60) frames per second but it was able to film in 640x480 Standard Definition (I never filmed any videos in SD). This camera was also the most extensively used of all of the cameras in Bottom Barrel service.

This camera was relegated to secondary camera status around the end of 2013 but was still used to film videos until May 2014 when the camera stopped working and was removed from Bottom Barrel service. The camera has been retired to the "Official Bottom Of The Barrel Archives" where it will be kept intact.

The Kodak Zi6 served me long and served me well.

Update Regarding The Bottom Barrel Twitter Feed And Cheap Living

2015-04-08T20:58:00.003-07:00

Here is a Twitter Hashtag (#) that you should look for. #GuideToCheapLiving is a Hashtag that will be posted onto Twitter regarding tweets featuring Cheap Items sold anywhere and picture will be featured (Everyone needs proof). So if you want to please follow The Bottom Of The Barrel (@gopher101media) on Twitter.

Can This Can Be Crowdfunded

2015-03-28T19:08:00.000-07:00

First off I have multiple ideas that can be crowdfunded but this one I was thinking about for some time.

I was thinking about building a Motorized Bicycle but unfortunately do not have the funds necessary to even attempt it. But in the event that this could be successfully crowdfunded the entire build would be Filmed, Edited and Uploaded onto YouTube for everyone's viewing convenience there is the possibility that a certain percentage of that goal does not get met (Flexible funding source will be used) don't even worry in the event that happens the funds raised will be used to film Food and Drink related videos and future Guide To Cheap Living episodes for YouTube (Food and Drink products will cost money) any such videos can still happen if the sufficient amount of funds is raised and build is done under budget.

Here's what the Minimum and Maximum budget I would like to set for such a build.

$350.00 to $650.00 - Complete Motor Kit (2 Stroke)

$200.00 to $670.00 - Suitable Bicycle (Steel frame Mountain Bike)

$40.00 to $100.00 - 5 or 6 Gallon Gasoline Can (Preferably 6 Gallons)

$25.00 to $70.00 – 2 Gallon Gasoline Can (To be used when refueling the bicycle)

$35.00 - Plastic Funnel (Avoid any spills when refueling)

$100.00 to $225.00 - Motorcycle Helmet (Suitable since the finished product will likely be driven on surface streets)

$125.00 - Bicycle Rack (Mounted above the rear wheel) and Bags to put on them.

$80.00 to $165.00 - Bicycle speedometer

Total costs to build

$955.00 to $2,040.00 to completely build a Motorized Bicycle

Other Project ideas that I was think about that can also be crowdfunded (Any an all such builds will get filmed and uploaded onto YouTube) the estimated costs to build will be figured out later.

Trail Piglet - A homemade dirt bike with a powertrain from a Harley-Davidson Sportster and straight pipes and the frame will be homemade so that the powertrain that I want to use will fit (Thought of this one for several years).

Trail Hog - A homemade ATV with a powertrain from a Harley-Davidson (One of the larger models) also with straight pipes (Frame will also be homemade).

A homemade Go Kart with a powertrain from a high performance motorcycle (Thought of this one also for several years).

I am sure that I do have necessary tools needed to build a motorized bicycle and I do have access to additional tools needed (And I do know people who can weld) to build the other project ideas that I mentioned above.

E-Mail me your opinions on these ideas at gopher101entertainment(at)gmail(dot)com or leave a comment here.

How To Piss The BBC Off

2015-03-26T15:28:00.003-07:00

Millions of people worldwide are extremely pissed off at the fact that they Unceremoniously Fired (Sacked) Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear effectively running one of their best shows into the ground. Here some ways to piss the BBC off and let them know how you feel about the fucking pricks getting rid of Clarkson.

1. - If you live in the United Kingdom and you posses a Television License just cancel it effectively depriving the BBC of revenue (Please stay legal and get rid of everything that requires a Television License first before canceling the license).

2. - Parade around the Their Headquarters wearing shirts from their competitors (Like ITV, Channel 4, SKY,) and displaying signs advertising the same competitors as well (Please avoid disrupting pedestrian traffic).

3. - E-Mail the BBC officials and challenge them to watch the video telling the world that the BBC shot themselves in the foot by sacking Clarkson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMUW2J1ajYI (Try to get the heads of their competitors to watch the video as well).

4. - Parade around the Their Headquarters holding a giant poster of Jeremy Clarkson (Respect the pedestrian traffic).

5. - Flood the E-Mail Inbox's of every BBC official with Pictures of Jeremy Clarkson and a Photo of yourself giving the finger (Show the BBC officials some middle fingers).

6. - Hand out pro Jeremy Clarkson flyers outside the BBC Headquarters.

7. - Petition Her Majesty, The Department for Culture, Media and Sport, The British Prime Minister and the Members of Parliament to revoke the Royal Charter of the BBC (Please Don't send anything Offensive, Obscene, Threatening, Discriminatory, or anything Pornographic).

Some Tips to be Professional in the process

If your protesting outside the BBC Headquarters (Or parading around with a giant poster of Jeremy Clarkson) and Police want you to stop and leave just tell them "Okay Officer we're walking" and walk away, If the BBC Officials tell you to cut out E-Mailing them middle finger pictures do so (They will eventually get sick of it), When petitioning in tip number 7 please respect those you petition (If they ask you to stop petitioning them just respect them and stop doing so).

These tips will let the BBC know how you feel about the fucking pricks getting rid of Clarkson unceremoniously.

Bottom Barrel Camera History Part 2

2015-03-10T22:18:00.000-07:00

Mustek DV316L

Bottom Barrel Service Life - Mid to Late March 2009 to Late May 2009, Officially Retired March 16, 2015.

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The Mustek DV316L has the shortest Bottom Barrel Service Life of all of the cameras used by the Bottom Of The Barrel, The camera was gotten for free.

This camera has Sound Quality that was worse than the DV3500 model but it was able to film at 640x480 in 30 FPS (The DV350 could film in 640x480 but unfortunately in a lower frame rate), The Video Quality was somewhat better than the DV3500, I never made any attempts to take any pictures (Why do that when I had a Digital Camera that took superior quality pictures) or record any sound with it, It had a built in light which allowed filming in darker environments.

The camera was abruptly withdrawn from a short service after the Kodak Zi6 entered service, A video that was filmed and edited before the Kodak Zi6 was put into service never got uploaded (I decided to just upload videos in Quality and Widescreen High Definition when that happened).

This camera will be subjected to some "Stress" tests followed by a Official Retirement Ceremony (The DV316L may likely make it's final journey to either a Landfill or Electronics Recycling after that) in the future than it will be good riddance to another Shitty Quality Video Camera (Definitely the last Low End Shitty Video Camera I will ever own) and I'm never using a Mustek product Again.

3/26/2015 UPDATE - This Camera was Officially Retired on March 16, 2015 the video can be seen here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRkyvmyMUb4

Bottom Barrel Camera History Part 1

2015-03-10T17:34:00.000-07:00

Mustek DV3500

Bottom Barrel Service Life - Late December 2003 to Mid May 2009 (Relegated to backup from Mid to Late March 2009 till Mid May 2009), Became inoperable in October 2009, Was officially Retired on August 19, 2010.

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The Mustek DV3500 was the camera that was used when the Bottom Of The Barrel had began, The video quality was shitty (As with Low End Video Cameras) but the sound quality was viable, It had a odd video ratio (352x288) that filmed in 30FPS and the videos we're recorded in .asf format. It did take decent pictures and it had MP3 playing and sound recording capabilites.

This camera survived being dropped onto a trap pad (in Early May 2008) and it still worked until it was taken out of service, It was relegated to backup in Mid to Late March 2009 when the Mustek DV316L was put into service.

This camera was used to film numerous videos (Raw And Edited Footage) that will never see the light of day (Safety and Copyright reasons), It was withdrawn from service after Riding Mower Action 2 was filmed (At roughly the Same Time that the Mustek DV316L was withdrawn from service due to the Kodak Zi6 having entered service).

After the camera had stopped working in October 2009 it was disassembled and footage of the dead disassembled camera was Featured in How A Low End Flash Memory Digital Video Camera Works.

The camera was Officially Retired on August 19, 2010 (The footage filmed after editing became the Official 100th video when uploaded to YouTube on November 19, 2011).

That Camera had Served long and Served Me Well at the time Good Riddance to that shitty video quality.

The Bottom Of The Barrel Is Now On Twitter

2015-03-08T23:48:00.001-07:00

The Bottom Of The Barrel now has a presence on Twitter the address is https://twitter.com/gopher101media check it out and see that Twitter has now hit Rock Bottom.

Future Videos In The Pipeline For 2014 And Possible Ideas

2014-01-17T23:38:00.003-08:00

A somewhat description of the Videos to expect in 2014 has been described in a video uploaded on New Years Day. Here is some more detailed descriptions of what to expect or might expect.

1. - The Official 200th Video (Wait for the upload).
2. - Unboxing Videos (Footage for 3 of them have been filmed and more might come after that).
3. - More Food And Drink Reviews (numerous videos has been filmed and more will be filmed).
4. - More Guide To Cheap Living Episodes (4 Episodes are ready for upload and footage for numerous episodes have been filmed and ready for editing).
5. - Possible Retirement Ceremonies for numerous items (1 has been filmed and is slated to either be uploaded around Easter or be the Official 200th Video).
6. - Reviews of everyday items.
7. - How To Videos and Videos with Educational Value.
8. - Unpredictable Videos (Without them The Bottom Of The Barrel will not live up to it's name).
9. - Preview of The Bottom Of The Barrel intro and outro.
10. - A covert partial Hotel Room Tour (Intro footage is needed).

That is what to expect or might expect in 2014.

Addition To The Bottom Of The Barrel

2014-01-17T23:02:00.001-08:00

The Bottom Of The Barrel now has a new Video Camera added to it's fleet

It is a Panasonic HC-V201 and it will be used for numerous videos (Numerous Videos have been filmed with this already). It has a 32 GB Class 10 SDHC Card Installed the future Plans might include a higher capacity battery (Or multiple batteries and a additional charger) and maybe a SDXC Card (When money is available in the budget). This will get put to good use for sure.

Changes Coming To The Bottom Of The Barrel

2013-08-19T21:58:00.003-07:00

This blog was left idle for too long it's not funny. The Bottom Of The Barrel has some real changes on the horizon.

Some of the changes will and may include.

1.- A relaunched website that will likely will be hosted by Google (Now Partially Rebrewing).

2 - A listing of potential Video projects that may get made (Will likely be posted on this blog).

3 - A short (1 to 2 minutes) Video Trailer (Will be edited and posted on YouTube sometime in the immediate future).

4 - Attempt to finance future ideas through crowdfunding after a larger number of additional users discover The Bottom Of The Barrel.

5 - Make selected videos available for download.

6 - Post Bottom Of the Barrel updates on this blog (Some updates will be posted on YouTube).

Enjoy.

Opinions On Christmas Decorating

2011-12-15T14:40:00.000-08:00

What I truly think about the concept of decorating for the Christmas holiday. First of all decorating the way the fucking average son of a bitch does so is such a pain in the motherfucking ass it's not even funny. The electricity that is needed to run non LED Christmas lights in the event that you go fucking overboard is going to cost you some good money there for sure. If you are going to go overboard on putting up Christmas lights use the multi color (Multi color is the way to go even if you use conventional lights) LED lights and if everyone or someone in your house is against it just fucking tell each of them fucking cocksuckers “Too fucking bad if you don't like it than shut your fucking ass the fuck up or fucking get your fucking ass the fuck out of my house” don't let others fucking tell you what to do. And if you do take the decorations down please do so on New Years Day (Keeping them up past that date is stupid and too expensive I usually start to take down all of my decorations and the tree immediately after midnight). Putting up a real tree and using tinsel is too Pathetic, Out of date, Unsafe, And too Messy (Bringing a fake tree to the room you intend to set it up at is way much fucking easier). Keeping the lights lit up all night is to fucking expensive in my opinion. Keeping the Christmas lights lit up when putting them on the tree is a fucking waste of electricity (If I plug lights in before putting them on the tree it is to see if they fucking work than I unplug the fuckers than I put them on the tree) and I fucking hate perfectionists so fucking much it's not even funny. What the fucking Christmas decorations, Tree ornaments and lights cost at any retailer is too much fucking money (When you buy them before Christmas).

If you want to save money decorating for Christmas then check out these nice how to videos that I made for everyone's viewing convenience.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzn2VGbcAkg - For Cheap Christmas Tree Ornaments

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAvbasofT8o - For How To Get Christmas Decorations Cheaply

Those are my opinions on Christmas decorating.

Welcome To The Official Bottom The Barrel Blog

2011-12-14T19:03:00.000-08:00

Welcome to the official blog by me the self proclaimed expert on true Bottom Barrel entertainment as seen on YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/user/gopher101media). You will see more shit coming on this blog for sure just spread the word to everyone you know.