tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52326104252845340852012-01-04T20:49:43.014-06:00Anonymous chats. Hilarity ensues!OhMy!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16280839816176452436noreply@blogger.comBlogger87125Ohmyglehttp://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5232610425284534085.post-70167180987291501272010-06-07T23:22:00.002-05:002010-06-07T23:22:11.317-05:002010-06-07T23:22:11.317-05:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/TA3FYAh6LHI/AAAAAAAAANI/BF1eq3MfKdw/s1600/guyorgirl.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="568" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/TA3FYAh6LHI/AAAAAAAAANI/BF1eq3MfKdw/s640/guyorgirl.png" width="640" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5232610425284534085-7016718098729150127?l=ohmygle.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Ohmygle/~4/AAJ1FnxJPSo" height="1" width="1"/>OhMy!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16280839816176452436noreply@blogger.com5http://ohmygle.blogspot.com/2010/06/blog-post.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5232610425284534085.post-55848834110929450272010-05-14T23:12:00.000-05:002010-05-14T23:12:09.617-05:002010-05-14T23:12:09.617-05:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S-4e0Vn0ZdI/AAAAAAAAAM4/yU-vOC4Y4gk/s1600/notanother.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="274" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S-4e0Vn0ZdI/AAAAAAAAAM4/yU-vOC4Y4gk/s640/notanother.png" width="640" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5232610425284534085-5584883411092945027?l=ohmygle.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Ohmygle/~4/UYBEcDGA0IY" height="1" width="1"/>OhMy!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16280839816176452436noreply@blogger.com10http://ohmygle.blogspot.com/2010/05/simple-request.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5232610425284534085.post-76406675027225129872010-05-10T12:15:00.001-05:002010-05-10T12:15:45.998-05:002010-05-10T12:15:45.998-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S-g_Ipbm-uI/AAAAAAAAAMo/mRWVJBT_Db8/s1600/fourletterword.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S-g_Ipbm-uI/AAAAAAAAAMo/mRWVJBT_Db8/s800/fourletterword.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5469691165234625250" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5232610425284534085-7640667502722512987?l=ohmygle.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Ohmygle/~4/yHZAsm-PoVo" height="1" width="1"/>OhMy!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16280839816176452436noreply@blogger.com10http://ohmygle.blogspot.com/2010/05/4.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5232610425284534085.post-76394093578816131312010-04-24T12:21:00.001-05:002010-04-24T12:23:55.660-05:002010-04-24T12:23:55.660-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S9MovJ52TCI/AAAAAAAAAMg/_mhuyI5qlSw/s1600/braille.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S9MovJ52TCI/AAAAAAAAAMg/_mhuyI5qlSw/s800/braille.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463755563508059170" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5232610425284534085-7639409357881613131?l=ohmygle.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Ohmygle/~4/xVWMP6s0pF8" height="1" width="1"/>OhMy!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16280839816176452436noreply@blogger.com8http://ohmygle.blogspot.com/2010/04/braille-btch.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5232610425284534085.post-84062622468858212742010-04-15T10:43:00.001-05:002010-04-15T10:45:16.691-05:002010-04-15T10:45:16.691-05:00You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!<br />Stranger: hey<br />You: why 'ello thea govna<br />You: lovely day tisnt it<br />Stranger: tis indeed mah good sah<br />Stranger: how's ya family been doin?<br />You: quite swell. except fo timmy. pooa pooa wittle timmy<br />Stranger: timmy? good heavens, what on erth has 'appened to timmy?<br />You: well just last week 'is flu stated actin up and 'is wooden leg fell off once again<br />Stranger: oh no! not the wooden leg agayn! I swea', yad think a good ol' prosthetic would do da trick!<br />You: aye. but mi fatha cannot affoad one becaus of 'is job at the factory<br />You: aye tis a sad sad thing<br />Stranger: tis a sad thing indeed. well ol' chap, it was great chattin on with ya but I gotta deliver this gallon of PCP to sum gangstas soon or they'll gonna murda mah wife and kids. So a good afternoon to ya!<br />Your conversational partner has disconnected.<br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5232610425284534085-8406262246885821274?l=ohmygle.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Ohmygle/~4/ia4MnVxRTC0" height="1" width="1"/>OhMy!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16280839816176452436noreply@blogger.com5http://ohmygle.blogspot.com/2010/04/priorities.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5232610425284534085.post-27366741318188760942010-04-13T10:21:00.001-05:002010-04-13T10:21:38.941-05:002010-04-13T10:21:38.941-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S8SL8ztEeYI/AAAAAAAAAMY/OXAW4XkT1IE/s1600/youme.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S8SL8ztEeYI/AAAAAAAAAMY/OXAW4XkT1IE/s800/youme.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459642525067540866" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5232610425284534085-2736674131818876094?l=ohmygle.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Ohmygle/~4/7hpszKi1etg" height="1" width="1"/>OhMy!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16280839816176452436noreply@blogger.com4http://ohmygle.blogspot.com/2010/04/you-is-me.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5232610425284534085.post-14245361701343256022010-04-11T14:17:00.001-05:002010-04-11T14:17:59.083-05:002010-04-11T14:17:59.083-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S8IgTNd7mRI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/tunijuD9J0c/s1600/ahoy.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 381px; height: 311px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S8IgTNd7mRI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/tunijuD9J0c/s400/ahoy.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5458961212731267346" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5232610425284534085-1424536170134325602?l=ohmygle.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Ohmygle/~4/W9w2A4de7Ek" height="1" width="1"/>OhMy!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16280839816176452436noreply@blogger.com3http://ohmygle.blogspot.com/2010/04/ahoy.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5232610425284534085.post-87903629428420326042010-04-08T14:12:00.001-05:002010-04-08T14:12:38.318-05:002010-04-08T14:12:38.318-05:00<span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><div style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><div style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-size: 0.9em; font-weight: bold;">You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!</div></div><div style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><div><span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">Stranger:</span> the scary thing about the internet, is that you can be anyone you want</div></div><div style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><div><span style="color: blue; font-weight: bold;">You:</span> i know</div></div><div style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><div><span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">Stranger:</span> freaky.</div></div><div style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><div><span style="color: blue; font-weight: bold;">You:</span> im taylor swift btw</div></div><div style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><div><span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">Stranger:</span> no way.... im miley cyrus...</div></div><div style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><div><span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">Stranger:</span> no joke</div></div><div style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><div><span style="color: blue; font-weight: bold;">You:</span> omg miley where have u been?</div></div><div style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><div><span style="color: blue; font-weight: bold;">You:</span> i havent seen u around lately</div></div><div style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><div><span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">Stranger:</span> welll, i've like totally been chillin with my new guy</div></div><div style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><div><span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">Stranger:</span> hawt</div></div><div style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><div><span style="color: blue; font-weight: bold;">You:</span> liam?</div></div><div style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><div><span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">Stranger:</span> thats the guy</div></div><div style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><div><span style="color: blue; font-weight: bold;">You:</span> well seriously we need a girls night, lets have selena come too</div></div><div style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><div><span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">Stranger:</span> omg. i totallly need one of those.</div></div><div style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><div><span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">Stranger:</span> vent sesh</div></div><div style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><div><span style="color: blue; font-weight: bold;">You:</span> but lets not invite demi, i hate that bitch</div></div><div style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><div><span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">Stranger:</span> seriously.</div></div><div style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><div><span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">Stranger:</span> whats her problem</div></div><div style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><div><span style="color: blue; font-weight: bold;">You:</span> i know! and shes dating joe now too, shes such a little slut</div></div><div style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><div><span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">Stranger:</span> bitchhhh</div></div><div style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><div><span style="color: blue; font-weight: bold;">You:</span> i hope he dumps her via text message</div></div><div style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><div><span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">Stranger:</span> gawd. me too</div></div><div style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><div><span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">Stranger:</span> its been fun</div></div><div style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><div><span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">Stranger:</span> alright tay</div></div><div style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><div style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-size: 0.9em; font-weight: bold;">Your conversational partner has disconnected.</div></div></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5232610425284534085-8790362942842032604?l=ohmygle.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Ohmygle/~4/z07e4XfgRko" height="1" width="1"/>OhMy!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16280839816176452436noreply@blogger.com10http://ohmygle.blogspot.com/2010/04/imposters.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5232610425284534085.post-34837932474639572762010-04-07T12:57:00.000-05:002010-04-07T13:09:12.218-05:002010-04-07T13:09:12.218-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S7zKJuRVnaI/AAAAAAAAAMI/wNTPN41cnbc/s1600/badpictures.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 454px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S7zKJuRVnaI/AAAAAAAAAMI/wNTPN41cnbc/s800/badpictures.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5457459116854582690" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5232610425284534085-3483793247463957276?l=ohmygle.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Ohmygle/~4/M6HlAfAIUMw" height="1" width="1"/>OhMy!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16280839816176452436noreply@blogger.com2http://ohmygle.blogspot.com/2010/04/bad-pictures.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5232610425284534085.post-12793943096152805452010-04-05T14:54:00.000-05:002010-04-05T14:55:10.478-05:002010-04-05T14:55:10.478-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S7pAAdjTcLI/AAAAAAAAAMA/IDkF4H3hI8s/s1600/herroo.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 570px; height: 390px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S7pAAdjTcLI/AAAAAAAAAMA/IDkF4H3hI8s/s800/herroo.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5456744275189657778" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5232610425284534085-1279394309615280545?l=ohmygle.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Ohmygle/~4/uXtaLqWJIeM" height="1" width="1"/>OhMy!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16280839816176452436noreply@blogger.com4http://ohmygle.blogspot.com/2010/04/herro.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5232610425284534085.post-56648399064823046102010-04-03T07:53:00.002-05:002010-04-03T15:19:32.303-05:002010-04-03T15:19:32.303-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S7c6XHJH2ZI/AAAAAAAAAL4/Aygs4fHL1rY/s1600/backwardwords.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 370px; height: 388px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S7c6XHJH2ZI/AAAAAAAAAL4/Aygs4fHL1rY/s400/backwardwords.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455893642311358866" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5232610425284534085-5664839906482304610?l=ohmygle.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Ohmygle/~4/BumMES8GBT4" height="1" width="1"/>OhMy!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16280839816176452436noreply@blogger.com14http://ohmygle.blogspot.com/2010/04/talking-backwords.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5232610425284534085.post-80199962598969272202010-04-01T17:20:00.000-05:002010-04-01T17:21:36.660-05:002010-04-01T17:21:36.660-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S7UcUVBpjnI/AAAAAAAAALw/wIeOGD-ousg/s1600/fm.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S7UcUVBpjnI/AAAAAAAAALw/wIeOGD-ousg/s800/fm.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455297659196247666" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5232610425284534085-8019996259896927220?l=ohmygle.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Ohmygle/~4/67LO0CgRWbY" height="1" width="1"/>OhMy!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16280839816176452436noreply@blogger.com1http://ohmygle.blogspot.com/2010/04/radio-fail.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5232610425284534085.post-6693244591469248602010-03-31T11:05:00.000-05:002010-03-31T11:06:31.108-05:002010-03-31T11:06:31.108-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S7Ny5AAHzLI/AAAAAAAAALo/ln8xInsEyB8/s1600/abc.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S7Ny5AAHzLI/AAAAAAAAALo/ln8xInsEyB8/s800/abc.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5454829897254423730" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5232610425284534085-669324459146924860?l=ohmygle.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Ohmygle/~4/P3IjMXhqZ8U" height="1" width="1"/>OhMy!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16280839816176452436noreply@blogger.com2http://ohmygle.blogspot.com/2010/03/sing-along.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5232610425284534085.post-53073454827620170522010-03-30T11:45:00.001-05:002010-03-30T11:46:32.044-05:002010-03-30T11:46:32.044-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S7IqqLDUSGI/AAAAAAAAALg/VJuJJxgxYaI/s1600/downtobusiness.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S7IqqLDUSGI/AAAAAAAAALg/VJuJJxgxYaI/s800/downtobusiness.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5454469002708666466" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5232610425284534085-5307345482762017052?l=ohmygle.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Ohmygle/~4/5RB-gzHxfOE" height="1" width="1"/>OhMy!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16280839816176452436noreply@blogger.com11http://ohmygle.blogspot.com/2010/03/who-knew-poetry-could-come-out-of.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5232610425284534085.post-10382256357959747892010-03-29T09:37:00.001-05:002010-03-29T09:39:07.577-05:002010-03-29T09:39:07.577-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S7C7PahG8SI/AAAAAAAAALY/OJJwHTNtpPs/s1600/ruagirl.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S7C7PahG8SI/AAAAAAAAALY/OJJwHTNtpPs/s800/ruagirl.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5454065022236291362" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5232610425284534085-1038225635795974789?l=ohmygle.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Ohmygle/~4/66Up4dUjDWE" height="1" width="1"/>OhMy!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16280839816176452436noreply@blogger.com3http://ohmygle.blogspot.com/2010/03/r-u-girl-prove-it.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5232610425284534085.post-33224248151148473552010-03-28T06:10:00.000-05:002010-03-28T06:11:36.489-05:002010-03-28T06:11:36.489-05:00<p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: at attention!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: yessir!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: at ease, soldier</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: yessir!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: what's your name, soldier!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: I SAID WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SOLDIER!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: Private Parts, sir!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: And, what are you here for, Private!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: to by kicked in the ass by horny 15 yo, sir!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: *be</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: Very good. VERY DAMN GOOD, SOLDIER</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: thank you, sir!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: All of you should learn from this one, filthy scumbags!!!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: I'm your new Instructor!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: Sergeant Pepper</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: sir, yes, sir!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: sir, yes, sir!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: Well, now you have your objective in mind, Private Parts?</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: sir, no, sir!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO, PRIVATE?</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: sir, waiting for my orders, sir!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: Well, we've camped here for one single mission</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: sir, yes, sir!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: For the most dangerous mission that this unit have ever tried to acomplish</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: sir, yes, sir!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: You're gonna find an actual girl here in the hostile land called Omegle!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: sir, permission to speak, sir!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: And actual hot single girl that could save this place from decadency and old bald fat men!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: Permission granted, private!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: sir, this reminds me of the time we were looking for the wmd in Iraq, sir!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: sir, with all due respect, sir</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: I think you are insane, sir!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: sir, there are no actual girls on omegle, sir!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: Listen to me, Private, I've sent soldiers to the guardroom for less than that... do you want to end in the guardroom, Private? DON YOU WANT TO?</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: DO YOU WANT TO END IN THE FUCKING GUARDROOM?</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: sir, no, sir!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: but I wasn't told that it would be a suicide mission, sir!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: You're the best of your troop, Parts, so i will be soft for once... I'm getting old and War's change since the times it was only shooting and everything that was moving...ah... good times</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: It won't be a suicide mission, Private?</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: ... What's your first name, son?</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: sir, Tiny, sir!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: Private Tiny Parts. It sounds pretty familiar to me. Anyways, son. This is not like with the wmd. Not this time.</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: sir, with all due respect, sir!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: I think our intelligence seems to be faulty again, sir!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: There's a New president in the White House. A new High Commander that can't be wors than the old one. Even being... God save us...“Not white”.</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: sir, I have been here for more than two months, sir!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: And if he says we have to find chicks in Omegle, what do we do, Private!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: What do we do??</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: sir, I do not know, sir!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: Two Month is not enough, Private. Two months are fucking bullshit!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: i spent 6 months on Vietnam before seeing my first Yellow.</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: sir, I am sorry, sir</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: sir, I will look further, sir!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: You're young and impulsive. It's not your fault. Just remember not to question your chain of command!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: sir, yes, sir!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: sir, permission to speak, sir!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: I like you son! I really do! We're gonna find those hot chicks and I feel in my guts that we're gonna need Private Tiny Parts for doing it!</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">You: Permission granted, Private</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Stranger: sir, what are we to do, once we find a girl on omegle, sir?</span></p> <span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Connection imploded.<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5232610425284534085-3322424815114847355?l=ohmygle.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Ohmygle/~4/Nt7bFwJ2KoI" height="1" width="1"/>OhMy!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16280839816176452436noreply@blogger.com10http://ohmygle.blogspot.com/2010/03/sir-yes-sir.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5232610425284534085.post-36155796397513283572010-03-28T06:06:00.000-05:002010-03-28T06:07:12.303-05:002010-03-28T06:07:12.303-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S684T_b5WlI/AAAAAAAAALQ/CYw2U7m-Hv0/s1600/hihi.png"><img style="display: block; 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text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S6wLfQ3Vm5I/AAAAAAAAALA/_FoUmscazTo/s1600/watson.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452745880569748370" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5232610425284534085-8793461605965867762?l=ohmygle.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Ohmygle/~4/ZQkULi27lM8" height="1" width="1"/>OhMy!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16280839816176452436noreply@blogger.com6http://ohmygle.blogspot.com/2010/03/oo.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5232610425284534085.post-53365237990567553382010-03-25T06:00:00.000-05:002010-03-25T06:00:02.087-05:002010-03-25T06:00:02.087-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S6q_Kzx8awI/AAAAAAAAAK4/t2ipS-91soM/s1600/pickme.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S6q_Kzx8awI/AAAAAAAAAK4/t2ipS-91soM/s800/pickme.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452380491304692482" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5232610425284534085-5336523799056755338?l=ohmygle.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Ohmygle/~4/552A2PaFJU0" height="1" width="1"/>OhMy!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16280839816176452436noreply@blogger.com0http://ohmygle.blogspot.com/2010/03/excited-much.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5232610425284534085.post-29947857935605467772010-03-23T17:21:00.000-05:002010-03-23T17:22:17.470-05:002010-03-23T17:22:17.470-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S6k_CL371tI/AAAAAAAAAKw/jOVOrHvH9uU/s1600-h/havemoments.png"><img style="display: block; 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margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 186px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S6k-fqv6III/AAAAAAAAAKo/PvjInJoPoKM/s400/talktostrangers.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451957537680793730" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5232610425284534085-23245781786066901?l=ohmygle.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Ohmygle/~4/EpwBDd7oRYU" height="1" width="1"/>OhMy!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16280839816176452436noreply@blogger.com4http://ohmygle.blogspot.com/2010/03/well-you-just-did.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5232610425284534085.post-53896713155540359402010-03-22T22:29:00.002-05:002010-03-22T22:32:04.061-05:002010-03-22T22:32:04.061-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S6g1qjnLNmI/AAAAAAAAAKg/-m-7eS8crqc/s1600-h/healthreform.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 574px; height: 258px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S6g1qjnLNmI/AAAAAAAAAKg/-m-7eS8crqc/s800/healthreform.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451666354162316898" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5232610425284534085-5389671315554035940?l=ohmygle.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Ohmygle/~4/w3C0veBvUKs" height="1" width="1"/>OhMy!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16280839816176452436noreply@blogger.com16http://ohmygle.blogspot.com/2010/03/mr-president-at-your-service.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5232610425284534085.post-7914251074819529712010-03-22T00:09:00.001-05:002010-03-22T00:11:21.915-05:002010-03-22T00:11:21.915-05:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; border-collapse: collapse; "><div><div><span>Stranger:</span> name the first thing that pops in ur head</div></div><div><div><span>You:</span> face</div></div><div><div><span>Stranger:</span> ditch</div></div><div><div><span>You:</span> bitch</div></div><div><div><span>Stranger:</span> girl</div></div><div><div><span>You:</span> fag</div></div><div><div><span>Stranger:</span> lick</div></div><div><div><span>You:</span> dick</div></div><div><div><span>Stranger:</span> nasty</div></div><div><div><span>You:</span> cock</div></div><div><div><span>Stranger:</span> horny</div></div><div><div><span>You:</span> porn</div></div><div><div><span>Stranger:</span> finger</div></div><div><div><span>You:</span> you</div></div><div><div><span>Stranger:</span> wet</div></div><div><div><span>You:</span> slippy</div></div><div><div><span>Stranger:</span> cum</div></div><div><div><span>You:</span> butt</div></div><div><div><span>Stranger:</span> ky</div></div><div><div><span>You:</span> jelly</div></div><div><div><span>Stranger:</span> grape</div></div><div><div><span>You:</span> rape</div></div><div><div><span>Stranger:</span> prison</div></div><div><div><span>You:</span> shower</div></div><div><div><span>Stranger:</span> soap</div></div><div><div><span>You:</span> drop</div></div><div><div><span>Stranger:</span> asshole</div></div><div><div><span>You:</span> in</div></div><div><div><span>Stranger:</span> out</div></div><div><div><span>You:</span> of</div></div><div><div><span>Stranger:</span> the</div></div><div><div><span>You:</span> asshole</div></div><div><div><span>Stranger:</span> you can't say asshole twice, you dick!</div></div></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5232610425284534085-791425107481952971?l=ohmygle.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Ohmygle/~4/r5-oINm--_s" height="1" width="1"/>OhMy!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16280839816176452436noreply@blogger.com0http://ohmygle.blogspot.com/2010/03/in-out-of.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5232610425284534085.post-83925245768597780042010-03-22T00:08:00.001-05:002010-03-22T00:08:43.080-05:002010-03-22T00:08:43.080-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S6b7SZ55x_I/AAAAAAAAAKY/gfLHiIu2E7I/s1600-h/dad.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CeRTsnxoouE/S6b7SZ55x_I/AAAAAAAAAKY/gfLHiIu2E7I/s800/dad.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451320692588529650" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5232610425284534085-8392524576859778004?l=ohmygle.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Ohmygle/~4/M_mbv1JWUQY" height="1" width="1"/>OhMy!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16280839816176452436noreply@blogger.com2http://ohmygle.blogspot.com/2010/03/dad.html