Old Farts Movie Critics

Silent House

Old Fart — Sun, 11 Mar 2012 21:51:39 +0000

Trapped inside her family’s lakeside retreat, a young woman finds she is unable to contact the outside world as events become increasingly ominous in and around the house.

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A Thousand Words

Old Fart — Sun, 11 Mar 2012 21:47:12 +0000

After stretching the truth on a deal with a spiritual guru, literary agent Jack McCall finds a Bodhi tree on his property. Its appearance holds a valuable lesson on the consequences of every word we speak.

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John Carter

Old Fart — Sun, 11 Mar 2012 21:43:30 +0000

Transplanted to Mars, a Civil War vet discovers a lush planet inhabited by 12-foot tall barbarians. Finding himself a prisoner of these creatures, he escapes, only to encounter a princess who is in desperate need of a savior.

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Salmon Fishing in Yemen

Old Fart — Sun, 11 Mar 2012 21:39:09 +0000

A fisheries expert is approached by a consultant to help realize a sheik’s vision of bringing the sport of fly-fishing to the desert and embarks on an upstream journey of faith and fish to prove the impossible possible.

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Modern Family

Old Fart — Sun, 11 Mar 2012 21:21:19 +0000

A satirical look at three different families and the trials they face in each of their own uniquely comedic ways.

Our Rating 5/5

New Girl

Old Fart — Sun, 11 Mar 2012 21:03:05 +0000

After a bad break-up, Jess, an offbeat young woman, moves into an apartment loft with three single men. Although they find her behavior very unusual, the men support her – most of the time.

Our Rating 3/5

Alcatraz

Old Fart — Sun, 11 Mar 2012 20:45:12 +0000

For the longest time, ever since the prison facility closed down and the remaining hard-core loner prisoners had been evacuated in a final transport, none of the visitors of the small island of Alcatraz seemed to give a thought to their common final fate.

Suddenly, the fog around these criminals is being pierced. One by one, another specialized law-violator with a purpose is being seen in present-day San Francisco, where the newly recruited partnership of a dedicated law officer with an unusually skilled Alcatraz savant faces a plate full of secrets, violence, previously unknown scientific occurrences and interrelated, deep-rooted grudges by police, guards & criminals alike.

Our Rating 3/5

Mike & Molly

Old Fart — Sun, 11 Mar 2012 20:23:30 +0000

A couple meets at an Overeaters’ Anonymous meeting.

Our Rating 4/5

How I Met Your Mother

Old Fart — Sun, 11 Mar 2012 20:18:15 +0000

Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.

Our Rating 1/5

Castle

Old Fart — Sun, 11 Mar 2012 20:13:10 +0000

After a serial killer imitates the plots of his novels, successful mystery novelist Richard “Rick” Castle gets permission from the Mayor of New York City to tag along with an NYPD homicide investigation team for research purposes.

Our Rating 2/5