OLGA, THE TRAVELING BRA

Where's Olga?

2012-01-14T14:37:00.000-08:00

(Can you find me?)
HERE I AM!!! (but not for long)
hanging out with some of my breast friends and assorted cousins (several times removed)...and today we've been busy soaking in Woolite and Sunshine in preparation for an upcoming trip!

Yep, this ol' bra is (finallllllllly) taking off on another exchttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifiting adventure!!!

Of course, the silly panties got themselves all bunched up in a wad
over this news...until they found out they were going with me!
Woo-Hoo! I'm so excited I could....well, bust!
(ahhhh, it's been a while - hee hee)

Where am I going you ask?
Don't be a silly panty! - you know I can't tell you.
Stay tuned - more shall be revealed.

Ta-Ta! (for now!)

PS:
"Like Me" on Faceboob!

Hmmmm, Now Where Was I...????

2010-07-29T12:41:00.000-07:00

Well, exactly TWO YEARS AGO I was hanging out in Liverpool, England
with my bratty, er I mean, bodacious British Chaperon,
Claire (author of A Little Piece of Me)

(who, by the way, became quite FAMOUS after appearing all over the internet
with ME on her head!

(What can I say?...I have the Midas touch!)

Here's a re-post of one of the many adventures I had with Claire
(but I'm trying to forget about Evil Willy & the bra'nappers!)
I'll be back soon with some NEW Exciting Globetrotting Adventures!

....or at least some more old ones you may have missed....

Ta-Ta (for now!)
~Olga

After taking her bloody sweet time springing me from the clutches of the Evil Frickin Bra-Nappers, my Chaperon, Claire took me out to celeBRAte with The Beatles in Liverpool! First stop - The Cavern Pub!

And looky who was just waiting for me to arrive!

When I saw him standing there...

well the way he looked was way beyond compare...

('specially with ME hanging 'round his neck!)

Freedom (and beer) never tasted SO good!

Ob-la-di Ob-la-da life goes on bra!

Here I am checking out The Boys when they were just wee lads...

...and here they are checking me out too!

Then we took a little walk around Matthew Street - here I am adorning the Liverpool Wall of Fame which features a disc for every Liverpool group that had a number one hit!

My personal favorite Beatles hit is "Carry That Weight" with

"Hold Me Tight" a close second...

Penny Lane is in my ~~ears and in my eyes~~ straps and cups

and it's Strawberry Fields Forever... Thanks for the magical tour of Liverpool, Claire!

I "Heart" You!

*CLICK HERE to see the video Claire made of our Liverpool adventure!

Up In Arms, COCOA BEACH, Florida

2010-07-25T14:26:00.000-07:00

Now, now grrrls please don't fight...

there's more than enough of me to go around!

In fact I've logged enough miles to have gone around the world several times
and am ready to DO IT AGAIN!

Dear Loyal Olga Supporters ~
HELLO again and DoubleD THANKS for hangin' in there and not totally forgetting about me (unlike SOMEbody else I know...hint =>) whilst my blog-mistress ~~completely ignored me~~
took a hiatus from blogging for the past EIGHT MONTHS...
because she's been "too busy" dealing with "real life"
DUH - LIKE I'M NOT REAL?!
(whatever)
All I can say is I'm thrilled to be back out in the world doin' what I do best;
Traveling around making friends and causin' trouble!

Woo-Hoooooo!!!

Oh Yah...I'm Cookin' Now!

2009-12-24T12:00:00.000-08:00

CHECK IT OUT!

I soooo rock in the kitchen....

My blog-mistress and I wish you and yours a very sweeeeeet Christmas

and a Happy and Uplifting New Year!

~xoxo

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree...

2009-12-23T09:55:00.000-08:00

...how POKEY are your branches!

(oooOOOOch!!)

Dear Santa,

Please bring me lotza NEW Exciting Globetrotting Adventures in 2010!

I have been ~~extremely~~ ~~very~~ sorta good...

well ok, I have tried.

Ummmm,

I have cooooookies for you!

~xoxo

Boo!...ooooo'ty Skool Update #9

2009-10-31T21:06:00.000-07:00

This Halloween my blog-mistress insisted on ~~dragging me along~~

taking me with her to Beauty Skool

and of COURSE...

I got BUSTED!

by the Beauty Skool Police!

Luckily the Barbers bailed (& stretched!) me out!

Yo Robin!...where's Batman?

YIKES!...these heads are kinda creeeeeepy!

Eeew!

ACK!!!

Ummmm?....

Ahhhhhh!!!

OOooOOooh, this is more like it!

A Candy-Bowl hairdo!

"Trick or Treat!"

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY OLGA!!!

2009-10-08T19:56:00.010-07:00

As Olga's blog-mistress, I humbly apologize for neglecting my blogging duties lately and for failing to remember that TODAY marked Olga's 3rd year as a Traveling Bra! Just like Olga's adventures, my lifes journey has been taking some unexpected/interesting twists and turns lately, leaving me feeling stretched pretty thin...and all's I can say 'bout that is I'm sorry and thank goodness for Olga...who continues to lend me her support as only Olga, the Traveling Bra can do!

As for Olga's birthday?...well, recently Olga and I were thrilled to hook up and celeBRAte with some of The Girls from The Reunion...that fateful event where it all started 3 years ago...when what appeared to be The End, was really only The Beginning...for Olga, and me! (and, ummm, a few others too!)

I PROMISE to be posting much more about this soon, so please stay tuned...

and believe me when I say, truly - our cups runneth'd over!

Ta-Ta! (for now...)

~Olga, the Traveling Bra's Blog-Mistress

I Feel Like A Brand New Bra! (...maybe even better)

2009-09-21T12:40:00.016-07:00

After partyin' my cups off for several days and nights in Black Rock Desert, Nevada, I left the Burning Man festival a little worse for wear...

but after a visit to San Francisco's Haight Ashbury Free Medical Clinic and a short stint in ~~Rehab~~ Dennis Peron's wondrous Cozy Castro Castle...I emerged feelin' uplifted, enlightened, verrrrry relaxed...and with a renewed sense of life, love, and adventure coursing through my underwires!

Take a peek and you'll see why....

Thank you from the bottom of my cups (and that's a LOT!)

for everything, Dennis.

~xo

Cozy'ing It Up In The Castro ~ San Francisco, CA.

2009-09-15T00:04:00.011-07:00

Yep, I went to Burning Man with this San Franciscan legend (and wonderful person) Dennis Peron...I'll tell ya all about it after I catch a little nap...and a bath...and a maybe another stroll through the garden......stay tuned!

(click pics to enlarge)

Mellow Yellow/Music Monday

2009-08-30T22:00:00.004-07:00

A wise man once told me ~

"Life is a lot like your adventures, Olga...

We never know where we're going till we get there,
nor who we're going with,
or what we will encounter when we're there,
but no matter what...

It will be best most beautiful place in the world

because you're there with the person you love."

{{{Tis true...'n I'm Digg'n it!}}}

*More shall be revealed about my whereabouts soon...stay tuned...

Ta-Ta (for now) Florida!

2009-08-27T07:17:00.004-07:00

Roses are red ~

Violets are blue ~

Sugar is sweet ~

and....I'm really gonna miss her!

(Hey... I'm a bra, not a poet!)

*Hugzzzzz to you Sugar Queen!*

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I'm goin' West for my next exciting adventure (and I do mean exxxciting!)...

but rest assured...

Florida has NOT seen the last of me yet!

...and visa versa.

Mellow Yellow/Music Monday

2009-08-23T23:05:00.007-07:00

"Into My Arms"

by, Nick Cave

Mellow Yellow/Music Monday

2009-08-03T21:10:00.010-07:00

My picks for this week's Mellow Yellow/Music Monday

are a purty Yellow Teddy Bear Sunflower...

and my (blog-mistress's) beautiful Brown-Eyed Girl!

"Brown Eye-Girl"
by, Van Morrison

I Shoulda Been Sleepin' ...sigh

2009-07-28T19:07:00.030-07:00

...but this mornin', someone thought it would be a good idea to

yank my poooor tired cups up 'n outta the sack ~~early~~

before the crack of DAWN!...

and hang me on a bush to catch sight of this

glorious sunrise on Florida's eastern shore!

*sigh*

Sorry, 'twas NOT good idea...

...'twas BRILLIANT!

And now I'm goin' back to bed!

Please visit Sugar Queen's Dream to read the rest of the story...

but, shhhhh...please don't wake me up!

"Sunrise"

by, Nora Jone

Art Appreciation 101 (and 36DD)

2009-07-27T00:34:00.001-07:00

Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.

~George Bernard Shaw

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.

~Pablo Picasso

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art.

~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beauty is in the cup of the braholder.

~Olga, the Traveling Bra

Vroooooom-Vroo( . )( . )ooooom!!! Daytona Beach/Florida

2009-07-22T22:29:00.002-07:00

Gentlemen...(and Olga)...start your engines!....

We're off to the races!

My Sweeeeet Dayton Beach Chaperon, Sugar Queen

strapped me in and took me for a ride over to see the

Daytona 500 Experience at the

Daytona International Speedway in...

Daytona Beach, Florida!

(Did I mention I am currently visiting Daytona Beach?!?)

What a thrill it was to get up close and personal with one of the greatest NASCAR drivers in the world, Mr. Dale Earnhardt...

and as you can tell by his pose,

Dale was pretty pumped to see me too!

And as I lay my straps down upon Mr. Earnhardt's special plaque on the

Walk of Fame...I heard him whisper some sage advice to me....

Psssst, Olga...

"You've got to be closer to the edge than ever to win.

That means sometimes you go over the edge,

and I don't mean driving, either."

And I said; "Ditto dat, Dale!

But...I think we'll ALL winners!"

A Couple of Great Big Double-D Woo-Hoos! (& Beauty Skool Update #8)

2009-07-19T12:00:00.004-07:00

My cups runnneth over (again) 'cuz my humble (well, sorta) Travel-Blog

has been chosen by Tripbase travel website as one of

2009's Best Travel Photography Blogs!

"The award for best photography blog is given to those fortunate few bloggers that were able to combine a wide range of incredible photos along with evident enthusiasm for their work, which is keeping fellow travel enthusiasts well-versed with what was happening along the away, also allowing readers to live vicariously through the blogger and being able to indulge in their passion of travelling."

I am truly honored to be included on this list of award recipients...'specially since most of them are professional travel-photographers...and, tho' I am a professional globe-trotter, I simply canNOT get the hang of snapping a decent (or, indecent) picture! Plus, if I took the pictures, then I wouldn't be IN them, now would I?!?! (duh.)

ALL of the photos you see on my blog have been taken by one of my awesome Chaperons, or my trusty Blog-Mistress (who also is responsible for ~~making up stuff~~ penning the adventures that go along with my photos.)

So I'd like to say THANK YOU from the bottom of my cups to Tripbase for the honor of this award, and give a couple of great big Double-D WOO-HOO's to ALL of my Chaperons for your fantastic support ~ if it weren't for ya'll, I'd never have gotten very far!...or had any decent (or indecent) pictures to show for it!

As for my Blog-Mistress......she can go get her own dang award!

Actually, she did.

Check it out:My Blog-Mistress and her "team" rocked the "Sun Goddess" theme

in a recent Beauty Skool Competition...

My Blog-Mistress took home the 1st Place trophy for Hairstyling...

...her team-mates received 2nd place awards for Make-Up....

and Nails...

And the whole team won "Best Overall Look"!

And who said ya can't teach an old bra'wd new tricks?

Someone's In The Kitchen With...Sugar! (guess who!) ~ Daytona Beach, Florida

2009-07-13T22:20:00.013-07:00

I've FINALLY arrived at famous kitchen of one of the finest bakers and sweetest bloggers in all the world...Sugar (aka: Judy) of Sugar Queen's Dream!

Let's see what kinda trouble I can stir up while I'm here...

I've already discovered that the swirllllllll setting on Sugar's KitchenAid® Mixer is quite thrilllllllling ~ Woo-HoooOOooo!

(Hmmmm, I wonder if she has any more attachments?)

OooOoooh look!....it's Sugar's Booby Cup!

I think it suits me to a tea.

But I prefer coffee.

With lots 'n lotsa cream and 2 big lumps of sugar, of course!

Welllllll...he ain't no Pirate...but Sugar's son is still pretty dang sweet!

YIKES! I really don't like the way that lil' dog is eye'n me...

But any respectable kitchen wouldn't be complete without a fridge full of photos, magnets, my business card...and of course, MEEEEEEE!!!

So I'll hang in there for YOU Sugar!

{{Pssst!...hey dogbreath...why don't ya beat it and go lick the mixing bowl or somethin'...ya lil' weener}}

I wonder what we'll be cookin' up next?

...stay tuned to find out!

Ta-Ta (fer now) Capt'n Pegleg!

2009-07-12T11:07:00.007-07:00

...this adventure will be continued...some other time and place...

'cuz rite now, I gotz ta go get me some Sugar!!!

Claire and Her Boobs Kicked Butt!

2009-07-03T08:32:00.004-07:00

She Did It!!!

My bodacious Widnes, England Chaperon, Claire,

successfully completed the Moonwalk ~

(a 26.2 mile powerwalk (wearing a decorated BRA) to raise money and awareness for and about Breast Cancer) ~ and I am sooooo proud of her,

I could just BUST!

Click the pic to read about it on her blog, A Little Piece of Me

Way to go Claire!

Even though it sounds grueling....if you do it again next year...

I wanna do it with you!

Oh Ha. Ha. Ha.

2009-06-23T21:23:00.012-07:00

Three women (one is engaged to be married, one is a mistress, and one has been married for over 20 years) were chatting about their relationships over lunch one day. They decided it would be fun to surprise their men that night by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels, and a mask over their eyes. They agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went...

The engaged friend: "My boyfriend came over and found me with the black leather bodice, tall stilettos and mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my dreams. I love you!" Then we made love all night long."

The mistress: "Me too! I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night!"

Then the married friend shared her story: "When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said..."What's for dinner, Batman?"

Flashback To The 70's!

2009-06-21T18:21:00.004-07:00

Due to circumstances beyond even MY amazing control,

I bring you yet another re-post of what I was doing exactly one year ago...on June 22, 2008, I was just hanging up my udderly delightful visit with The Posse in Manchester England...and getting ready to embark upon one of the strangest weeks of my life (so far)...a cup-busting, strap-stretching experience at the ~~DP Concentration Camp~~ beautiful Papersurferville Estate in Southern England...and judging by the pieces of grit and gravel I am STILL finding lodged in my delicate fibers, 'twas an ordeal from which I might not EVER recover!...not to mention my eyeballs!!!!...but...THAT is another story...so please stay tuned! (Phew!)

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Today my visit with my fabulous 70's Chaperon came to an end, and The Posse turned out in full force to say goodbye!

Have you ever seen a more beautiful assemblage of support before?!

An especially touching moment came when Michelle (the leader of The Posse) presented me with some souvenirs...then reached out and taught me the Secret Posse Handshake as the rest of The Gang sang

"~~Hands~~ Bras Across the Water!" *sniff-sniff*

Then, much to my utter astonishment...ALL of the goddesses appeared to wish me well as I embark upon my next exciting adventure!

(I hear I'm going to visit Daddy Papersurfer.)

As I was leaving, I heard them all chanting....an ancient spell...
something about....I'm not sure....but I think it was "Good Luck."Apparently they think I'm gonna need it?!?

Thank you 70's for a most enjoyable and uplifting visit -

I had a wonderful time!

It's Puppy Love....Again

2009-06-12T15:00:00.000-07:00

Yes, I know this is another re-post (of what I was doin' exactly one year ago today!)

PLEASE stay tuned for a brand NEW exciting globetrotting adventure!

Soon....ish....

...or so I hear....

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WHO could resist those big ol' soulful eyes?

Certainly not me! And I'm not even a dog fancier!

Well, except for Elvis

and Stewart

oh, and Lainie of course.

Aw, c'mere...let me give you a hug...{{{snuggle}}}

Rest up lil' pup...

70's camera is working again!

So we've got places to go and people to see!

(stay tuned...)

In Hot Water......again!

2009-06-06T17:56:00.003-07:00

Yes, this is a re-post of what I was doin' on this day in June, 2007.

Hmmm...

seems I was hangin' around another good looking dood in Petaluma!

Well, what can I say?....some bra's just have all the luck!

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I just loooove hot tubs... ...and Italian men

...with greata bigga mustachios!

Double-Dippin' With The Mayor

2009-05-31T11:15:00.001-07:00

Yes, I'm reachin' back into the archives and reposting what I was doing exactly one year ago today...I think it's adventure worth repeating 'cuz it's not often I get to rub shoulders with The Mayor!

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This handsome gentleman is

The Mayor.

OK, well...not really. Actually, he's pretty much your Average Joe...but we've nicknamed him "The Mayor" because he seems to know EVERYONE in town (and visa versa)...just walking a few blocks down the street to go to dinner with him took us about 2 hours because we had to stop, chit-chat and hob-nob with every other person along the way! (I totally loved it.) Plus, he's quite charming...and took excellent care of me and my Chaperons whilst in Petaluma. He'd certainly get MY vote if he ran for Mayor. (And if bras could vote.)

He recently restored this old drinking fountain to working order

in downtown Petaluma. (Ain't it purty?)

Not that I have an alcohol problem or anything,

but I found the following information very interesting...

This concrete drinking fountain was erected in 1891 by the Women's Christian Temperance Union – an organization dedicated to banning the sale and drinking of alcohol. The members were urged to erect drinking fountains in their towns so that men could get a drink of water without entering saloons and staying for stronger drinks.

*No wonder it stopped working YEARS ago!!

Looking pretty good for being so old... And it works like a charm!

Just ask The Mayor!

OLGA, THE TRAVELING BRA

Where's Olga?

Hmmmm, Now Where Was I...????

Up In Arms, COCOA BEACH, Florida

Oh Yah...I'm Cookin' Now!

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree...

Boo!...ooooo'ty Skool Update #9

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY OLGA!!!

I Feel Like A Brand New Bra! (...maybe even better)

Cozy'ing It Up In The Castro ~ San Francisco, CA.

Mellow Yellow/Music Monday

Ta-Ta (for now) Florida!

Mellow Yellow/Music Monday

Mellow Yellow/Music Monday

I Shoulda Been Sleepin' ...*sigh*

Art Appreciation 101 (and 36DD)

Vroooooom-Vroo( . )( . )ooooom!!! Daytona Beach/Florida

A Couple of Great Big Double-D Woo-Hoos! (& Beauty Skool Update #8)

Someone's In The Kitchen With...Sugar! (guess who!) ~ Daytona Beach, Florida

Ta-Ta (fer now) Capt'n Pegleg!

Claire and Her Boobs Kicked Butt!

Oh Ha. Ha. Ha.

Flashback To The 70's!

It's Puppy Love....Again

In Hot Water......again!

Double-Dippin' With The Mayor

I Shoulda Been Sleepin' ...sigh