OLGA, THE TRAVELING BRA

Boo!...ooooo'ty Skool Update #9

2009-10-31T21:06:00.000-07:00

This Halloween my blog-mistress insisted on ~~dragging me along~~

taking me with her to Beauty Skool

and of COURSE...

I got BUSTED!

by the Beauty Skool Police!

Luckily the Barbers bailed (& stretched!) me out!

Yo Robin!...where's Batman?

YIKES!...these heads are kinda creeeeeepy!

Eeew!

ACK!!!

Ummmm?....

Ahhhhhh!!!

OOooOOooh, this is more like it!

A Candy-Bowl hairdo!

"Trick or Treat!"

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY OLGA!!!

2009-10-08T19:56:00.010-07:00

As Olga's blog-mistress, I humbly apologize for neglecting my blogging duties lately and for failing to remember that TODAY marked Olga's 3rd year as a Traveling Bra! Just like Olga's adventures, my lifes journey has been taking some unexpected/interesting twists and turns lately, leaving me feeling stretched pretty thin...and all's I can say 'bout that is I'm sorry and thank goodness for Olga...who continues to lend me her support as only Olga, the Traveling Bra can do!

As for Olga's birthday?...well, recently Olga and I were thrilled to hook up and celeBRAte with some of The Girls from The Reunion...that fateful event where it all started 3 years ago...when what appeared to be The End, was really only The Beginning...for Olga, and me! (and, ummm, a few others too!)

I PROMISE to be posting much more about this soon, so please stay tuned...

and believe me when I say, truly - our cups runneth'd over!

Ta-Ta! (for now...)

~Olga, the Traveling Bra's Blog-Mistress

I Feel Like A Brand New Bra! (...maybe even better)

2009-09-21T12:40:00.016-07:00

After partyin' my cups off for several days and nights in Black Rock Desert, Nevada, I left the Burning Man festival a little worse for wear...

but after a visit to San Francisco's Haight Ashbury Free Medical Clinic and a short stint in ~~Rehab~~ Dennis Peron's wondrous Cozy Castro Castle...I emerged feelin' uplifted, enlightened, verrrrry relaxed...and with a renewed sense of life, love, and adventure coursing through my underwires!

Take a peek and you'll see why....

Thank you from the bottom of my cups (and that's a LOT!)

for everything, Dennis.

~xo

Cozy'ing It Up In The Castro ~ San Francisco, CA.

2009-09-15T00:04:00.011-07:00

Yep, I went to Burning Man with this San Franciscan legend (and wonderful person) Dennis Peron...I'll tell ya all about it after I catch a little nap...and a bath...and a maybe another stroll through the garden......stay tuned!

(click pics to enlarge)

Mellow Yellow/Music Monday

2009-08-30T22:00:00.004-07:00

A wise man once told me ~

"Life is a lot like your adventures, Olga...

We never know where we're going till we get there,
nor who we're going with,
or what we will encounter when we're there,
but no matter what...

It will be best most beautiful place in the world

because you're there with the person you love."

{{{Tis true...'n I'm Digg'n it!}}}

*More shall be revealed about my whereabouts soon...stay tuned...

Ta-Ta (for now) Florida!

2009-08-27T07:17:00.004-07:00

Roses are red ~

Violets are blue ~

Sugar is sweet ~

and....I'm really gonna miss her!

(Hey... I'm a bra, not a poet!)

*Hugzzzzz to you Sugar Queen!*

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I'm goin' West for my next exciting adventure (and I do mean exxxciting!)...

but rest assured...

Florida has NOT seen the last of me yet!

...and visa versa.

Mellow Yellow/Music Monday

2009-08-23T23:05:00.007-07:00

"Into My Arms"

by, Nick Cave

Mellow Yellow/Music Monday

2009-08-03T21:10:00.010-07:00

My picks for this week's Mellow Yellow/Music Monday

are a purty Yellow Teddy Bear Sunflower...

and my (blog-mistress's) beautiful Brown-Eyed Girl!

"Brown Eye-Girl"
by, Van Morrison

I Shoulda Been Sleepin' ...sigh

2009-07-28T19:07:00.030-07:00

...but this mornin', someone thought it would be a good idea to

yank my poooor tired cups up 'n outta the sack ~~early~~

before the crack of DAWN!...

and hang me on a bush to catch sight of this

glorious sunrise on Florida's eastern shore!

*sigh*

Sorry, 'twas NOT good idea...

...'twas BRILLIANT!

And now I'm goin' back to bed!

Please visit Sugar Queen's Dream to read the rest of the story...

but, shhhhh...please don't wake me up!

"Sunrise"

by, Nora Jone

Art Appreciation 101 (and 36DD)

2009-07-27T00:34:00.001-07:00

Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.

~George Bernard Shaw

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.

~Pablo Picasso

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art.

~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beauty is in the cup of the braholder.

~Olga, the Traveling Bra

Vroooooom-Vroo( . )( . )ooooom!!! Daytona Beach/Florida

2009-07-22T22:29:00.002-07:00

Gentlemen...(and Olga)...start your engines!....

We're off to the races!

My Sweeeeet Dayton Beach Chaperon, Sugar Queen

strapped me in and took me for a ride over to see the

Daytona 500 Experience at the

Daytona International Speedway in...

Daytona Beach, Florida!

(Did I mention I am currently visiting Daytona Beach?!?)

What a thrill it was to get up close and personal with one of the greatest NASCAR drivers in the world, Mr. Dale Earnhardt...

and as you can tell by his pose,

Dale was pretty pumped to see me too!

And as I lay my straps down upon Mr. Earnhardt's special plaque on the

Walk of Fame...I heard him whisper some sage advice to me....

Psssst, Olga...

"You've got to be closer to the edge than ever to win.

That means sometimes you go over the edge,

and I don't mean driving, either."

And I said; "Ditto dat, Dale!

But...I think we'll ALL winners!"

A Couple of Great Big Double-D Woo-Hoos! (& Beauty Skool Update #8)

2009-07-19T12:00:00.004-07:00

My cups runnneth over (again) 'cuz my humble (well, sorta) Travel-Blog

has been chosen by Tripbase travel website as one of

2009's Best Travel Photography Blogs!

"The award for best photography blog is given to those fortunate few bloggers that were able to combine a wide range of incredible photos along with evident enthusiasm for their work, which is keeping fellow travel enthusiasts well-versed with what was happening along the away, also allowing readers to live vicariously through the blogger and being able to indulge in their passion of travelling."

I am truly honored to be included on this list of award recipients...'specially since most of them are professional travel-photographers...and, tho' I am a professional globe-trotter, I simply canNOT get the hang of snapping a decent (or, indecent) picture! Plus, if I took the pictures, then I wouldn't be IN them, now would I?!?! (duh.)

ALL of the photos you see on my blog have been taken by one of my awesome Chaperons, or my trusty Blog-Mistress (who also is responsible for ~~making up stuff~~ penning the adventures that go along with my photos.)

So I'd like to say THANK YOU from the bottom of my cups to Tripbase for the honor of this award, and give a couple of great big Double-D WOO-HOO's to ALL of my Chaperons for your fantastic support ~ if it weren't for ya'll, I'd never have gotten very far!...or had any decent (or indecent) pictures to show for it!

As for my Blog-Mistress......she can go get her own dang award!

Actually, she did.

Check it out:My Blog-Mistress and her "team" rocked the "Sun Goddess" theme

in a recent Beauty Skool Competition...

My Blog-Mistress took home the 1st Place trophy for Hairstyling...

...her team-mates received 2nd place awards for Make-Up....

and Nails...

And the whole team won "Best Overall Look"!

And who said ya can't teach an old bra'wd new tricks?

Someone's In The Kitchen With...Sugar! (guess who!) ~ Daytona Beach, Florida

2009-07-13T22:20:00.013-07:00

I've FINALLY arrived at famous kitchen of one of the finest bakers and sweetest bloggers in all the world...Sugar (aka: Judy) of Sugar Queen's Dream!

Let's see what kinda trouble I can stir up while I'm here...

I've already discovered that the swirllllllll setting on Sugar's KitchenAid® Mixer is quite thrilllllllling ~ Woo-HoooOOooo!

(Hmmmm, I wonder if she has any more attachments?)

OooOoooh look!....it's Sugar's Booby Cup!

I think it suits me to a tea.

But I prefer coffee.

With lots 'n lotsa cream and 2 big lumps of sugar, of course!

Welllllll...he ain't no Pirate...but Sugar's son is still pretty dang sweet!

YIKES! I really don't like the way that lil' dog is eye'n me...

But any respectable kitchen wouldn't be complete without a fridge full of photos, magnets, my business card...and of course, MEEEEEEE!!!

So I'll hang in there for YOU Sugar!

{{Pssst!...hey dogbreath...why don't ya beat it and go lick the mixing bowl or somethin'...ya lil' weener}}

I wonder what we'll be cookin' up next?

...stay tuned to find out!

Ta-Ta (fer now) Capt'n Pegleg!

2009-07-12T11:07:00.007-07:00

...this adventure will be continued...some other time and place...

'cuz rite now, I gotz ta go get me some Sugar!!!

Claire and Her Boobs Kicked Butt!

2009-07-03T08:32:00.004-07:00

She Did It!!!

My bodacious Widnes, England Chaperon, Claire,

successfully completed the Moonwalk ~

(a 26.2 mile powerwalk (wearing a decorated BRA) to raise money and awareness for and about Breast Cancer) ~ and I am sooooo proud of her,

I could just BUST!

Click the pic to read about it on her blog, A Little Piece of Me

Way to go Claire!

Even though it sounds grueling....if you do it again next year...

I wanna do it with you!

Oh Ha. Ha. Ha.

2009-06-23T21:23:00.012-07:00

Three women (one is engaged to be married, one is a mistress, and one has been married for over 20 years) were chatting about their relationships over lunch one day. They decided it would be fun to surprise their men that night by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels, and a mask over their eyes. They agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went...

The engaged friend: "My boyfriend came over and found me with the black leather bodice, tall stilettos and mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my dreams. I love you!" Then we made love all night long."

The mistress: "Me too! I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night!"

Then the married friend shared her story: "When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said..."What's for dinner, Batman?"

Flashback To The 70's!

2009-06-21T18:21:00.004-07:00

Due to circumstances beyond even MY amazing control,

I bring you yet another re-post of what I was doing exactly one year ago...on June 22, 2008, I was just hanging up my udderly delightful visit with The Posse in Manchester England...and getting ready to embark upon one of the strangest weeks of my life (so far)...a cup-busting, strap-stretching experience at the ~~DP Concentration Camp~~ beautiful Papersurferville Estate in Southern England...and judging by the pieces of grit and gravel I am STILL finding lodged in my delicate fibers, 'twas an ordeal from which I might not EVER recover!...not to mention my eyeballs!!!!...but...THAT is another story...so please stay tuned! (Phew!)

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Today my visit with my fabulous 70's Chaperon came to an end, and The Posse turned out in full force to say goodbye!

Have you ever seen a more beautiful assemblage of support before?!

An especially touching moment came when Michelle (the leader of The Posse) presented me with some souvenirs...then reached out and taught me the Secret Posse Handshake as the rest of The Gang sang

"~~Hands~~ Bras Across the Water!" *sniff-sniff*

Then, much to my utter astonishment...ALL of the goddesses appeared to wish me well as I embark upon my next exciting adventure!

(I hear I'm going to visit Daddy Papersurfer.)

As I was leaving, I heard them all chanting....an ancient spell...
something about....I'm not sure....but I think it was "Good Luck."Apparently they think I'm gonna need it?!?

Thank you 70's for a most enjoyable and uplifting visit -

I had a wonderful time!

It's Puppy Love....Again

2009-06-12T15:00:00.000-07:00

Yes, I know this is another re-post (of what I was doin' exactly one year ago today!)

PLEASE stay tuned for a brand NEW exciting globetrotting adventure!

Soon....ish....

...or so I hear....

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WHO could resist those big ol' soulful eyes?

Certainly not me! And I'm not even a dog fancier!

Well, except for Elvis

and Stewart

oh, and Lainie of course.

Aw, c'mere...let me give you a hug...{{{snuggle}}}

Rest up lil' pup...

70's camera is working again!

So we've got places to go and people to see!

(stay tuned...)

In Hot Water......again!

2009-06-06T17:56:00.003-07:00

Yes, this is a re-post of what I was doin' on this day in June, 2007.

Hmmm...

seems I was hangin' around another good looking dood in Petaluma!

Well, what can I say?....some bra's just have all the luck!

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I just loooove hot tubs... ...and Italian men

...with greata bigga mustachios!

Double-Dippin' With The Mayor

2009-05-31T11:15:00.001-07:00

Yes, I'm reachin' back into the archives and reposting what I was doing exactly one year ago today...I think it's adventure worth repeating 'cuz it's not often I get to rub shoulders with The Mayor!

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This handsome gentleman is

The Mayor.

OK, well...not really. Actually, he's pretty much your Average Joe...but we've nicknamed him "The Mayor" because he seems to know EVERYONE in town (and visa versa)...just walking a few blocks down the street to go to dinner with him took us about 2 hours because we had to stop, chit-chat and hob-nob with every other person along the way! (I totally loved it.) Plus, he's quite charming...and took excellent care of me and my Chaperons whilst in Petaluma. He'd certainly get MY vote if he ran for Mayor. (And if bras could vote.)

He recently restored this old drinking fountain to working order

in downtown Petaluma. (Ain't it purty?)

Not that I have an alcohol problem or anything,

but I found the following information very interesting...

This concrete drinking fountain was erected in 1891 by the Women's Christian Temperance Union – an organization dedicated to banning the sale and drinking of alcohol. The members were urged to erect drinking fountains in their towns so that men could get a drink of water without entering saloons and staying for stronger drinks.

*No wonder it stopped working YEARS ago!!

Looking pretty good for being so old... And it works like a charm!

Just ask The Mayor!

These Boobs Were Made For Walkin'...

2009-05-26T05:10:00.001-07:00

Recognize this sweet face?

Of course you do...it's my Widnes, England Chaperon and

Smoosh Your Boobies cohort, Claire!
And she (and her boobs) need your help!

On June 20th, Claire (and her boobs) along with 10,000 other women and men (and their boobs) will be participating in The MoonWalk Edinburgh, and walking 26.2 miles through the streets of Edinburgh, Scotland - at night, wearing specially decorated bras - to raise funds for the charity, Walk the Walk/Uniting Against Breast Cancer.

If you'd like to help support Claire (and her boobs) during this unique and worthwhile event, please visit her fundraising page...you can also follow along with Claire (and her boobs) on the day of the event as she Twitters while she walks! And for even more information about Claire (and her boobs) check out her blog, A Little Piece of Me!

Good Luck Claire! Next year, I (and my boobs) hope to be walkin' with ya!

I Support Heather!...And You Can Too!

2009-05-20T22:13:00.011-07:00

My blogging friend and Official Olga Chaperon, (England & France) Heather, of The Wishful Writer has applied for a fantastic job at Murphy-Goode, a family-owned winery which just so happens to be located in MY old stomping grounds of Sonoma County in California!...

The winery is looking to hire a "Wine Country Lifestyle Correspondent” with the ability to blog, Twitter, Facebook, Skype and use social media outlets in a way that brings Murphy-Goode to life. (Hmmmm, sounds fun!...I wonder if they might be needing a "support specialist" too?)

Heather is allllll that plus she's a fantastic writer with wit, brains and a GREAT sense of humor...who loves to drink wine...so she's P-E-R-F-E-C-T for the job...but she NEEDS OUR VOTES! Click HERE to view Heather's video & then please vote for her...'cuz she needs the job and the job NEEDS Heather!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY (for reals!) SPEEDCAT HOLLYDALE!

2009-05-19T21:00:00.010-07:00

Today is (finally!) one of my bestest blogging buddy's birthdays!

HAPPY (forty-something'th) BIRTHDAY SPEEDCAT HOLLYDALE!

I had the good fortune of hangin' around Speedy in Minnesota last year. Having never been Chaperoned by a man before, I was a little nervous...but from the moment I laid straps on him, I could tell Speedy was nuthin' but a great big ol' friendly pussycat!...PLUS, not only is he a prolifical blogger, prize winning author, PhD genious (of modern medicine AND html stuff,) famous golf pro, chicken connoisseur, sherriff, blacksmith, and a whole bunch more stuff I can't remember.......He even lined my cups with plastic wrap before using me as a donut launcher!

I mean, really - how many guys can you say THAT about?!?

Yes, Speedcat Hollydale is not only a perfect gentleman,

but a NICE GUY whom I'm proud to call my friend.

*sigh*

If he only had DD boobs, he'd be perfect!

Here we are re-enacting the famous Mary Tyler Moore "hat toss" in downtown Minneapolis....(luckily we did not get arrested!) Please click here to re-live more of my precious mammaries with Speedy in Hollydale, Minnesota, and then pop on over to his blog to wish him a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

A Multi-Talented Mellow Yellow/Music Monday

2009-05-17T21:24:00.008-07:00

So, ya'll know by now that my blog-mistress is a bit of a nut.

I mean...a nut about walking!

*ahem*

She says it keeps her butt and brain from getting mushy.

*ahem*
She also likes to take pictures of stuff she sees along the way.

She shot this one yesterday...

Oh...she also has to listen to music and/or talk on the phone whilst walking...

so actually the ol' gal is capable of walking, talking, listening,

AND taking pictures at the same time.

*WoW*

All I gots to say about that is....

WALK ON!

Happy Birthday, Ya Big Boob!

2009-05-13T23:06:00.019-07:00

This time last year, I was in San Francisco, California

supporting my blog-mistress as she and her breast friend

celebrated their birthdays together at the annual Bay To Breakers Race!

This year my blog-mistress be celebrating her birthday without me...

but if you click HERE, you can re-live our exciting San Francisco Bay-2-Breakers Birthday Adventure allll over again!

'Cuz some things, like birthdays and trips to San Francsico, are worth repeating!

(My blog-mistress was hoping her birthday would sneak by unnoticed this year...but apparently she has FRIENDS in the blogosphere who think otherwise!

Thanks DaddyP and 70steen! AND Grumpy Ted and SnOwY bEaR...AND FRACAS who just made me a kick-ass cake! ~XOXO)

OLGA, THE TRAVELING BRA

Boo!...ooooo'ty Skool Update #9

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY OLGA!!!

I Feel Like A Brand New Bra! (...maybe even better)

Cozy'ing It Up In The Castro ~ San Francisco, CA.

Mellow Yellow/Music Monday

Ta-Ta (for now) Florida!

Mellow Yellow/Music Monday

Mellow Yellow/Music Monday

I Shoulda Been Sleepin' ...*sigh*

Art Appreciation 101 (and 36DD)

Vroooooom-Vroo( . )( . )ooooom!!! Daytona Beach/Florida

A Couple of Great Big Double-D Woo-Hoos! (& Beauty Skool Update #8)

Someone's In The Kitchen With...Sugar! (guess who!) ~ Daytona Beach, Florida

Ta-Ta (fer now) Capt'n Pegleg!

Claire and Her Boobs Kicked Butt!

Oh Ha. Ha. Ha.

Flashback To The 70's!

It's Puppy Love....Again

In Hot Water......again!

Double-Dippin' With The Mayor

These Boobs Were Made For Walkin'...

I Support Heather!...And You Can Too!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY (for reals!) SPEEDCAT HOLLYDALE!

A Multi-Talented Mellow Yellow/Music Monday

Happy Birthday, Ya Big Boob!

I Shoulda Been Sleepin' ...sigh