Oliver Payne

[@oliverpayne] Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-09-06

admin — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 06:20:00 +0000

@alexispetridis Seesmic’s not bad. Like Tweetdeck, it also has iPhone equiv. but no synching across platforms. We’re stuck in an arms race! in reply to alexispetridis #
@crazycolours IMHO the ‘fake it’ thing is bit flimsy, but rooted in the real assertion that you can control how you respond to the world. in reply to crazycolours #
@eproulx PSFK IMHO ROCK(s). Got any disco’s left? in reply to eproulx #
Don’t miss the apostrophe in ‘Who’re’. Can lead to confusion. *thousand yard stare* #
@Jason_Manford They’re an M.O.T. failure too, rather improbably - ‘obstructs vision’ apparently. ?! in reply to Jason_Manford #
9GAG - 35 Life Hacks You Should Know http://ow.ly/2wP24 A bit Esquire-ish @jeremylangmead ? #
RT @benkunz: Baby carrots repositioned as junk food. CP+B brilliance. http://tinyurl.com/2ut7936 #

[@oliverpayne] Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-09-06

admin — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 06:20:00 +0000

@alexispetridis Seesmic’s not bad. Like Tweetdeck, it also has iPhone equiv. but no synching across platforms. We’re stuck in an arms race! in reply to alexispetridis #
@crazycolours IMHO the ‘fake it’ thing is bit flimsy, but rooted in the real assertion that you can control how you respond to the world. in reply to crazycolours #
@eproulx PSFK IMHO ROCK(s). Got any disco’s left? in reply to eproulx #
Don’t miss the apostrophe in ‘Who’re’. Can lead to confusion. *thousand yard stare* #
@Jason_Manford They’re an M.O.T. failure too, rather improbably - ‘obstructs vision’ apparently. ?! in reply to Jason_Manford #
9GAG - 35 Life Hacks You Should Know http://ow.ly/2wP24 A bit Esquire-ish @jeremylangmead ? #
RT @benkunz: Baby carrots repositioned as junk food. CP+B brilliance. http://tinyurl.com/2ut7936 #

[@oliverpayne] Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-30

admin — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 06:20:00 +0000

RT @TimHarford: The ten best jokes of the Fringe - http://goo.gl/nctC (You got two in top 10 @GaryDelaney ) #
Day One of writing an unsolicited book proposal *documenting publishers of similar books* *lost in a blizzard of submission guidelines* #
@TimHarford *grimace* Can you dispense knowledge my way? Do you have suggestion for publishing agent similar to your genre? *long, low bow* #
[@jeremylangmead: What do you think of Kanye West?..] Lacking humanity: defined only by his success, rather than illuminated by it. #
@TimHarford Thank you - much obliged. Luck needed it seems (as well as brilliance, clarity of thought, application… *collapses*) in reply to TimHarford #
Google’s lost it: I’m looking for ‘Daga Roba, Ethiopia’, and it asks me if it’s “near Bang Krang, Muang Nonthaburi, Nonthaburi, Thailand” #
Oh dear: Depressing chain-letter type tweets appearing. If you hate them, please #retweet *obvious joke face* #
*opens trashy magazine for the 1st time in half decade* “Breakcation - enjoying holidays apart” *closes trashy magazine for another 5 years* #
@indiaknight Christ! I’m just coming out of a 5 yr relationship and I READ ALL THESE UNSPOKEN RULES!!! #dealbreakers *Joins monastery* #
@mrstrefusis Novelty tie, no: Think I’m doing OK all things considered. (totally agree with holding pen as knife cf. @jojomoyes @salihughes) in reply to mrstrefusis #
.@indiaknight re: fingernails/cutting:agree. #dealbreakers must be systemic, not symptomatic.(Thinks apple core in car OK, rather than lazy) in reply to indiaknight #
@jojomoyes We ALL are I’m sure! Although I’m doing rather well, so feeling emboldened. *makes ‘I am 90% #dealbreakers free’ badge* in reply to jojomoyes #
#dealbreakersformen ‘I don’t know, what do you think..?’ ARRGGHHHHHH #
@mrstrefusis Giving myself leeway for the foundation #dealbreakers :Politics, Dog/Cat.At the mo I’m 100% clean! @jojomoyes @indiaknight in reply to mrstrefusis #
[RT @alexabrown: @indiaknight Professing to be in love with you but never letting you finish a...] sentence? #dealbreakers #
Giving cars names #dealbreakersformen #
The way #dealbreakers is going, I get the impression that anyone WITHOUT a deal-breaking habit, would also be a deal-breaker. *shakes head* #
lying about how much clothes/shoes/bags cost #dealbreakersformen #
.@rorysutherland Bears is a bit freaky! Never come across it thankfully. TOTAL #dealbreakersformen though. in reply to rorysutherland #
Actually, I think there’s only 3 #dealbreakersformen : Cuddly toys, lying about cost of clothes/shoes/bags, and not initiating sex. Done? #
So poor it’s brilliant CV - mon Curriculum Vitae animé D.ASMAR (CVDA) http://ow.ly/2tUho #
@jeremylangmead Croydon? in reply to jeremylangmead #
@indiaknight Double Dutch. Hence the puzzlement. in reply to indiaknight #
@RedFraggs Lovely pic! in reply to RedFraggs #
Channel 4 is too shouty at the moment - can someone nudge me when they put all the past winners back in? Ta. #
@RedFraggs Oh don’t be silly! in reply to RedFraggs #
YES #ubb The idiot’s in! #
Lee Evans getting the biggest TV audience he’s had in years… #igiveiti5minutes #
.@ScottSeaborn you’re not comparing like-for-like though: mobile devices vs PCs. OR sites visited across all devices. Can’t mix them up… in reply to ScottSeaborn #
For Your Eyes Only (& yours, & yours…)[RT @carrozo: Google search "This Document is Confidential" on .gov.uk (787)http://bit.ly/aIwIMo #
@jojomoyes DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE. RIng them. Don't send emails with bank details. It's never needed. in reply to jojomoyes #
"The Navy wanted 6 ships. The economists wanted 4 ships. We finally compromised on 8" Winston Churchill, early 1900's #
RT @TIME: The words and phrases you are using incorrectly | http://su.pr/19GfMf #
@sirich well, quoting rather than retweeting! Churchill spent 1 hour writing every 1 min of oratory: I am spreading pumchy content in reply to sirich #
@sirich (btw... Bacon has an fb page?) #lolzcopterrolfcanhazcheeseburger in reply to sirich #
@salihughes Oh SHE passed with flying colours - it's the others I'm not sure are mad enough... oh #wrongendofthestick #onpurposeforcheapjoke in reply to salihughes #
Keep hearing Radio4's show 'Crossing Continents' as 'Cross Incontinence': Expecting angry bedwetters. #
Tree just fell over in the garden. Much excitement (from me). Rain flooded river and undercut the tree on the opposite bank. That is all. #
@SarahDobbs URL shortners in reply to SarahDobbs #
@jojomoyes @EmmaK67 @jenniferehle Saw pitch at Rathbones for micro-lending proj. Lend>women=good, >men=bad. Men good in structured work only in reply to jojomoyes #
@mrstrefusis Am chain-eating Continental Almond Thins. This is your fault! (bought for aborted high tea visit, lol). nom nom nom nom... in reply to mrstrefusis #
@jojomoyes yes seems to be. Fascinating insight from a micro-lending company. There's Zoopa for 1st World lending too, if so inclined. in reply to jojomoyes #
"I like the [American] South - but of course, I’m prejudiced” Emo Phillips #
@jimmygilmore I don’t understand Jimmy - what do you mean? in reply to jimmygilmore #
@jimmygilmore Oh I see, yes. I’m guilty of bashing the South without ever living there - although bashing vicariously through Emo Phillips. in reply to jimmygilmore #
@mrstrefusis THe rain made a tree fall over in our garden! Big cracking noise and everything. *boy face* in reply to mrstrefusis #
@mrstrefusis well, oddly not as much rain as I’ve seen. The prob is it’s been so dry. The ground shrank, and is now engorged inconsistently. in reply to mrstrefusis #
@mrstrefusis HOOT! Yes, taken out of context those words have a whiff of the Bill Clintons about them. (Could’ve phrased that better…) in reply to mrstrefusis #
.@indiaknight: @salihughes @jojomoyes @hencehemmo *turns up in a campervan* *adjusts ‘further’ sign on sun visor* #
@Rylie83 what is back? In your heeed. in reply to Rylie83 #
I love that @BritishMonarchy still isn’t following anyone. Please don’t change. #
@Rylie83 still uploading.. but won’t be long. #
@indiaknight Q: What was the worst thing about the Mrs Doubtfire costume? in reply to indiaknight #
.@ndiaknight @hugorifkind You’re thinking of Old Spice - Robbie never slept with her. (Wayne Rooney did, though.) #
what a waste of a day. #
He’s doing that weird stuff again! “@50cent: The return of Saddam Fuck around if you want to http://twitpic.com/2irmvp” #
@mrstrefusis Yes! Good lad. White is ALL colour. AND, object green, is in fact everything BUT green, as it absorbs all other colours in reply to mrstrefusis #
@LibertyLndnGirl Why not try twitter dating then? lol #halfjoking in reply to LibertyLndnGirl #
@VictoriaCoren Is it your money you’re betting? How does it work… in reply to VictoriaCoren #
RT @adbroad: Brand manager’s dream. New app simulates creative dept. For each assignment–200,000 comps http://nyti.ms/bHwqkK #
@Herring1967 yes , he’s overuled often. It seems he has the casting vote in a tie in reply to Herring1967 #
“@DrSamuelJohnson: Fully 2 in 5 of Britain’s Youths do work on Admission to University; I counsel them to work on their HARMONICKS” #xfactor #
Malaria on next singing a Sleeper song? #xfactor #
.@mrstrefusis [RT @SIRJoshuaToThee: I Haunt anon @polposoho 's Attracktive Younger Sister POLPETTO. Toute la est Calme, Luxe et VOLUPTÉ.] #
@mrstrefusis we shall go. you gave dates, i did in reply to mrstrefusis #
@mrstrefusis ~~did~~ must check and get the diary done. Going to the party conferences - I got invited thru Think Tank in reply to mrstrefusis #
@mrstrefusis Diary a bit bleugh what with the impending DOOM of moving, and all that that entails *sadness* in reply to mrstrefusis #
@mrstrefusis Yes - totally excitied. Miss the Cons one though - workerising. You are de-holiday-ed now? in reply to mrstrefusis #
@markwnek That’s a looonngg flight though huh? Are you sorting a new gig over there? in reply to markwnek #
Fallen angels or risen apes? (Creationists can #unfollow now) “William H. Calvin’s A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE MIND (2004)” http://ow.ly/2wnXT #

[@oliverpayne] Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-23

admin — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 06:20:00 +0000

@tgoodmanh mine’s gone from a 3 to a 2, with a 1 on the ‘tash #twoofusinthisuniversenow in reply to tgoodmanh #
Ditthree [RT @KirstieMAllsopp: Ditto RT @ruskin147: The Reunion on R4 is one of my favourite radio progs, this week's on Dome was a corker ] #
is not available on any comparison websites. #
RT @Glinner: Once again, Modify Headers on Firefox is the way to watch those Daily Show clips outside of the US. http://bit.ly/dvrNrr #

[@oliverpayne] Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-23

admin — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 06:20:00 +0000

@tgoodmanh mine’s gone from a 3 to a 2, with a 1 on the ‘tash #twoofusinthisuniversenow in reply to tgoodmanh #
Ditthree [RT @KirstieMAllsopp: Ditto RT @ruskin147: The Reunion on R4 is one of my favourite radio progs, this week's on Dome was a corker ] #
is not available on any comparison websites. #
RT @Glinner: Once again, Modify Headers on Firefox is the way to watch those Daily Show clips outside of the US. http://bit.ly/dvrNrr #

[@oliverpayne] Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-21

admin — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 06:20:00 +0000

Comedy slip down the stairs. Twice. With a coffee in my hand. *changes shirt, wipes walls, scrubs carpet*… Good morning everyone. #
@mrstrefusis I’ve only been there once, to look at a pony (to purchase, not simply look at it…). Local pub seemed stare-y. (poss, us ) in reply to mrstrefusis #
Photographers *eyebrow raise* RT @mitdasein: No matter where you are, somewhere within arm’s reach is sumat that would look cool close-up. #
OH. EMM. GEE. [RT @wakooz: Engineers Turn Robot Arm into F1 Ferrari Simulator - http://bit.ly/aOek12 ] #
@JodiBartle that’s @jojomoyes’s book right? Last Letter From Your Lover? in reply to JodiBartle #
@jojomoyes oh I just got Gladwell’s latest. Also Persuasion (rubbish) and MI5 history (TOTALLY boys thing, you’ think - but shocking) in reply to jojomoyes #
RT @nudgeblog: The BBC on choice blindness http://bit.ly/cwR4R4 #
@rorysutherland if waiter delivers menu in ‘if, then, else’ format then def old geek commune. (Old programmers never die, they just i++) in reply to rorysutherland #
Sir Gus not quitting – Cabinet Office
http://gu.com/p/2jvqd/ip #
Girl DOESN’T quit her job on a whiteboard. (There’s no link.) #
“@artwiculate: The word for today is: “contretemps” http://artwiculate.com” No it isn’t… #
.@crazycolours @salihughes @Jason_Manford Cows bred to produce more milk than normal as far back Egyptian times *fact of the day face* in reply to crazycolours #
@albionics …and of course, the client will offer to let you merge the two costs together into one big Frankenbilling… in reply to albionics #
@mislip I’m in your neck of the woods cowboy. Saw a wee place on Wey Road within earshot the weir. #
Windswept in Bude. Tired out today: it’s the ’sea air’. #phraseswebannedforbeingmeaningless #
“@TweetSmarter: Who uses Twitter lists more deeply & effectively than just about anybody? http://j.mp/9RaHYC” #

[@oliverpayne] Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-21

admin — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 06:20:00 +0000

Comedy slip down the stairs. Twice. With a coffee in my hand. *changes shirt, wipes walls, scrubs carpet*… Good morning everyone. #
@mrstrefusis I’ve only been there once, to look at a pony (to purchase, not simply look at it…). Local pub seemed stare-y. (poss, us ) in reply to mrstrefusis #
Photographers *eyebrow raise* RT @mitdasein: No matter where you are, somewhere within arm’s reach is sumat that would look cool close-up. #
OH. EMM. GEE. [RT @wakooz: Engineers Turn Robot Arm into F1 Ferrari Simulator - http://bit.ly/aOek12 ] #
@JodiBartle that’s @jojomoyes’s book right? Last Letter From Your Lover? in reply to JodiBartle #
@jojomoyes oh I just got Gladwell’s latest. Also Persuasion (rubbish) and MI5 history (TOTALLY boys thing, you’ think - but shocking) in reply to jojomoyes #
RT @nudgeblog: The BBC on choice blindness http://bit.ly/cwR4R4 #
@rorysutherland if waiter delivers menu in ‘if, then, else’ format then def old geek commune. (Old programmers never die, they just i++) in reply to rorysutherland #
Sir Gus not quitting – Cabinet Office
http://gu.com/p/2jvqd/ip #
Girl DOESN’T quit her job on a whiteboard. (There’s no link.) #
“@artwiculate: The word for today is: “contretemps” http://artwiculate.com” No it isn’t… #
.@crazycolours @salihughes @Jason_Manford Cows bred to produce more milk than normal as far back Egyptian times *fact of the day face* in reply to crazycolours #
@albionics …and of course, the client will offer to let you merge the two costs together into one big Frankenbilling… in reply to albionics #
@mislip I’m in your neck of the woods cowboy. Saw a wee place on Wey Road within earshot the weir. #
Windswept in Bude. Tired out today: it’s the ’sea air’. #phraseswebannedforbeingmeaningless #
“@TweetSmarter: Who uses Twitter lists more deeply & effectively than just about anybody? http://j.mp/9RaHYC” #

[@oliverpayne] Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-09

admin — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 06:20:00 +0000

@sarahchurchwell Tidy: I have the same in reverse. (Not when TRH is away, when my… oh you know what I mean) #lazymorningsentencestructure in reply to sarahchurchwell #
“@mislip: I can confirm that NewYork-Disco-Hooker is THE big look on Brick Lane today.” And for the girls? #
@mislip visited Weybridge tone. I like it. in reply to mislip #
@mislip yes i saw. and abit of river - i like a bit of river tone. where are you? (dm it i guess) in reply to mislip #
@mrstrefusis Absurd time indeed - although my choice is either 6:40 or 7:10. Ouch. Not for long though - moving in a few months in reply to mrstrefusis #
@rorysutherland Henry V & Bulldog? In addition I expect a Montgomery-like stanch out of the Jag’s sunroof all the way to Vichy.Oh, & goggles in reply to rorysutherland #
@RebeccaFront ‘The whole 9 yards’ saying attrib. to 4.5 yards of bullets in each Spitfire wing. Using all in one go = ‘Gave him whole 9…’ in reply to RebeccaFront #
.@mrstrefusis [RT @SamAtRedmag: V excited. Bloomsbury have bought an @polposoho cookbook. How quickly can they publish it?] #
RT @belle_lulu / @DrSamuelJohnson #18thcenturyinternet “All Your Base Are Belong To Us, for they were granted us in the Treaty of Utrecht” #
@daddycaniburnit are you stuffing animals again? in reply to daddycaniburnit #
[RT @mislip: I wish I was a Decision Scientist.] I am! http://ow.ly/2kYFb (website) #
My day job: Using Behavioural Economics to sell carbon-reducing products & initiatives | http://ow.ly/2lJj9 #
@sarahchurchwell How exciting - Any Questions. I listen, usually. I shall make a point of it today. in reply to sarahchurchwell #
Spot the ’sunk costs fallacy’ at work on number 1? [Applying Behavioral Economics to Reduce Project Failures ] http://ow.ly/2lYut #nudge #
TUUUURNNNN LEEFFFFTTTTTTT [RT @WiredUK: Brian Blessed to voice TomTom SatNav systems http://bit.ly/czRdKi by @BritishGaming ] #
@mrstrefusis Have you read Hegarty’s tweets? I can’t believe it: Dull musings from on high. Is this ghost written? Too stunned for words… in reply to mrstrefusis #
.@mrstrefusis Oh God no. de Boton & Hegarty read like they’re cutting up yearly company reports to compose tweets: “Embrace the…” *puke* in reply to mrstrefusis #
Check it out - Just created my mini profile hub @ http://card.ly/oliverpayne #cardly #
@mrstrefusis oh - I was out. I am now back in the hear of @oliverpayne country too. Which bit of the Forest? in reply to mrstrefusis #
: half-heartedly trying a detox thing. Even so, I feel really spaced out. When can I have the family-sized Strawberry Trifle from the shop? #
@mrstrefusis LYNDHURRRRRST *Pirate voice* I know it well… you were near. THe Mad Hatter’s Tea Shop is there. < important local info in reply to mrstrefusis #
@indiaknight download SneakyPix and you can snap away (have to mute phone apparently - I’ve not used it in anger, only mucking around) in reply to indiaknight #

[@oliverpayne] Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-02

admin — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 06:20:00 +0000

@rufeus @bohellberg I come back to this abuse! *turns off twitter* in reply to rufeus #
.@rorysutherland Heard you on Woman’s Hour while driving to a meeting - pocket gag very funny. (btw, what you doing on pinko radio? lol) #
@mrshearer Couldn’t find Men’s Hour? in reply to mrshearer #
Ploughing my way through Mandelson’s Third Man. (Subs. Re-phrase and pad to length, Ta.) #
Tony Hayward’s Three Big Mistakes Every CEO Can Learn From - Forbes.com http://ow.ly/2h6Ee #
[RT @clarebalding1 @KirstieMAllsopp I've run laughing/ into the sea of Twitter/ the water's warmer than I thought...] Sorry, that was me :-\ #
[RT @bohellberg: Don't get involved, keep drinking] Peas in a pod… #
@mrstrefusis bigoli table? in reply to mrstrefusis #
@mrstrefusis yes - I never remembered it had MY NAME IN IT!. It’s practically MY TABLE (Caps justified, IMHO) in reply to mrstrefusis #
@mrstrefusis YES *airpunch* You control the levers behind Polopo! We should hit Ajax’s cocktails - I have some time this week and next. in reply to mrstrefusis #
Dear @PolpoSoho, I am one of your tables (just as @mrstrefusis) *table face* #
@mrstrefusis Tableface IS a bit wooden hahahahahah (time for bed). Ok, thurs/fri - PM you tomorrow for deets and final plans. YAY! in reply to mrstrefusis #
@titianred @mrstrefusis downer! We’ll have to make our own! Lol in reply to titianred #
Bed now for me - up at 6 see you in few days! x #
@deborahdunnett ‘91? Blimey - I’d finished A levels and went to art school in reply to deborahdunnett #
Breakdance 2.0 - in the rain “@indiaknight: This is beautiful. http://bit.ly/9GPOn9” #
@indiaknight it’s Gavin Estler, so I’m guessing ‘no’… in reply to indiaknight #
Looking for displacement activity this morning? [ Cool Tools: The Best Magazine Articles Ever http://ow.ly/2iaB5 ] c/o @indiaknight #
@KirstieMAllsopp India or China - next year Chinese grads with 1st degrees outnumber ALL grads in USA. India largest democracy in world. in reply to KirstieMAllsopp #
When Creatives Go Wild (guessing) [RT @mislip /@c arrozo @sadeagle Let me call George Lucas and get his OK to use the likeness of Chewie] #
I have invented a new job-The techno-emollient: they calm your techy life. (basically, lengthen your email auto-check to once hour. Chrg x£) #
Anyone recommend countryside-ish place to live (rental) in Sussex/Surrey 30-40mins train journey from London? (happy for #retweet #rt) #
@mislip Ah yes - P&G country. Used to go to meetings there as s snotty 20-something at Saatchi’s. How times have changed… in reply to mislip #
Don’t use the word ‘faux’ on purpose. #grumpyadvice #
@hedgerows Egham yes - been there a few times. I used to live in Kingston Upon Thames. Lovely. Good suggestion, thanks in reply to hedgerows #
.@jamescwatson Ahh, yes, HH, Horsh and Balcombe came up - Horley a good addition. I shall look into it. in reply to jamescwatson #
@mrstrefusis cleaning parents. TOTALLY maddening. And food - like a moving-in kit: I’M FEEDING YOU NOW JUST SIT THERE AND RELAX. (Too much?) in reply to mrstrefusis #
@mrstrefusis btw, have fun writing tomorrow - I’m sure it’ll be as twice as fun and enjoyable as you think it’ll be! in reply to mrstrefusis #
.@indiaknight yes. How important the moment is, yet how quickly we forget it #fivedays #ijustdidanalevelenglishcommontbymistake in reply to indiaknight #
@titianred @mrstrefusis LETTERS! ’saw this is the paper and thought you’d like it’. Local paper too. Urgh. #canyougetitonanipad in reply to titianred #
“@boydhilton: There’s a bloke on this bus wearing a plain black t-shirt with the word “creative” written in lower case white letters” twat #
@titianred @mrstrefusis I think we have a hastag - #yourmumbrings milk and bread in reply to titianred #
@titianred @mrstrefusis #yourmumbrings newspaper clippings in reply to titianred #
@titianred @mrstrefusis #yourmumbrings cleaning wipes in reply to titianred #
@salihughes oh I hate that. Bible too? in reply to salihughes #
@salihughes Thank God #tautology in reply to salihughes #
Isn’t that illegal?[RT @crazycolours: This question was on a job application I filled out today. http://twitpic.com/2a02qn ] #employmentlaw #
Thinking #newism: Mysticism(Medaeval), Militarism(Navy/Empire), Consumerism(20thC)… > Legacyism? #behaviourchange #lowcarbon #sustainable #
@BelgianWaffling Everything’s always on your left - even it’s on your right - as long as you go round enough (270degreesTBP) #gladIcouldhelp in reply to BelgianWaffling #
Barclays’ cyclical relationship with London #tryingtoohard #
@gilescoren [RT @the_SRA: The squirrel has gone national, fried and eaten at franklins in ten o'clock news] #
No more cooking shows. I declare the shark, jumped: They are what home renovation shows were to the 90’s. #
@BelgianWaffling you made it! Bonjour Rodney in reply to BelgianWaffling #
Nudge blog · Always hurrying, never waiting http://ow.ly/2ja5h #
.@salihughes @quantick #plumbingfilms Apocalypse Now #seewhatIdidthereSLASHlazyanswer #

[@oliverpayne] Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-02

admin — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 06:20:00 +0000

@rufeus @bohellberg I come back to this abuse! *turns off twitter* in reply to rufeus #
.@rorysutherland Heard you on Woman’s Hour while driving to a meeting - pocket gag very funny. (btw, what you doing on pinko radio? lol) #
@mrshearer Couldn’t find Men’s Hour? in reply to mrshearer #
Ploughing my way through Mandelson’s Third Man. (Subs. Re-phrase and pad to length, Ta.) #
Tony Hayward’s Three Big Mistakes Every CEO Can Learn From - Forbes.com http://ow.ly/2h6Ee #
[RT @clarebalding1 @KirstieMAllsopp I've run laughing/ into the sea of Twitter/ the water's warmer than I thought...] Sorry, that was me :-\ #
[RT @bohellberg: Don't get involved, keep drinking] Peas in a pod… #
@mrstrefusis bigoli table? in reply to mrstrefusis #
@mrstrefusis yes - I never remembered it had MY NAME IN IT!. It’s practically MY TABLE (Caps justified, IMHO) in reply to mrstrefusis #
@mrstrefusis YES *airpunch* You control the levers behind Polopo! We should hit Ajax’s cocktails - I have some time this week and next. in reply to mrstrefusis #
Dear @PolpoSoho, I am one of your tables (just as @mrstrefusis) *table face* #
@mrstrefusis Tableface IS a bit wooden hahahahahah (time for bed). Ok, thurs/fri - PM you tomorrow for deets and final plans. YAY! in reply to mrstrefusis #
@titianred @mrstrefusis downer! We’ll have to make our own! Lol in reply to titianred #
Bed now for me - up at 6 see you in few days! x #
@deborahdunnett ‘91? Blimey - I’d finished A levels and went to art school in reply to deborahdunnett #
Breakdance 2.0 - in the rain “@indiaknight: This is beautiful. http://bit.ly/9GPOn9” #
@indiaknight it’s Gavin Estler, so I’m guessing ‘no’… in reply to indiaknight #
Looking for displacement activity this morning? [ Cool Tools: The Best Magazine Articles Ever http://ow.ly/2iaB5 ] c/o @indiaknight #
@KirstieMAllsopp India or China - next year Chinese grads with 1st degrees outnumber ALL grads in USA. India largest democracy in world. in reply to KirstieMAllsopp #
When Creatives Go Wild (guessing) [RT @mislip /@c arrozo @sadeagle Let me call George Lucas and get his OK to use the likeness of Chewie] #
I have invented a new job-The techno-emollient: they calm your techy life. (basically, lengthen your email auto-check to once hour. Chrg x£) #
Anyone recommend countryside-ish place to live (rental) in Sussex/Surrey 30-40mins train journey from London? (happy for #retweet #rt) #
@mislip Ah yes - P&G country. Used to go to meetings there as s snotty 20-something at Saatchi’s. How times have changed… in reply to mislip #
Don’t use the word ‘faux’ on purpose. #grumpyadvice #
@hedgerows Egham yes - been there a few times. I used to live in Kingston Upon Thames. Lovely. Good suggestion, thanks in reply to hedgerows #
.@jamescwatson Ahh, yes, HH, Horsh and Balcombe came up - Horley a good addition. I shall look into it. in reply to jamescwatson #
@mrstrefusis cleaning parents. TOTALLY maddening. And food - like a moving-in kit: I’M FEEDING YOU NOW JUST SIT THERE AND RELAX. (Too much?) in reply to mrstrefusis #
@mrstrefusis btw, have fun writing tomorrow - I’m sure it’ll be as twice as fun and enjoyable as you think it’ll be! in reply to mrstrefusis #
.@indiaknight yes. How important the moment is, yet how quickly we forget it #fivedays #ijustdidanalevelenglishcommontbymistake in reply to indiaknight #
@titianred @mrstrefusis LETTERS! ’saw this is the paper and thought you’d like it’. Local paper too. Urgh. #canyougetitonanipad in reply to titianred #
“@boydhilton: There’s a bloke on this bus wearing a plain black t-shirt with the word “creative” written in lower case white letters” twat #
@titianred @mrstrefusis I think we have a hastag - #yourmumbrings milk and bread in reply to titianred #
@titianred @mrstrefusis #yourmumbrings newspaper clippings in reply to titianred #
@titianred @mrstrefusis #yourmumbrings cleaning wipes in reply to titianred #
@salihughes oh I hate that. Bible too? in reply to salihughes #
@salihughes Thank God #tautology in reply to salihughes #
Isn’t that illegal?[RT @crazycolours: This question was on a job application I filled out today. http://twitpic.com/2a02qn ] #employmentlaw #
Thinking #newism: Mysticism(Medaeval), Militarism(Navy/Empire), Consumerism(20thC)… > Legacyism? #behaviourchange #lowcarbon #sustainable #
@BelgianWaffling Everything’s always on your left - even it’s on your right - as long as you go round enough (270degreesTBP) #gladIcouldhelp in reply to BelgianWaffling #
Barclays’ cyclical relationship with London #tryingtoohard #
@gilescoren [RT @the_SRA: The squirrel has gone national, fried and eaten at franklins in ten o'clock news] #
No more cooking shows. I declare the shark, jumped: They are what home renovation shows were to the 90’s. #
@BelgianWaffling you made it! Bonjour Rodney in reply to BelgianWaffling #
Nudge blog · Always hurrying, never waiting http://ow.ly/2ja5h #
.@salihughes @quantick #plumbingfilms Apocalypse Now #seewhatIdidthereSLASHlazyanswer #