Oliver Payne

[@oliverpayne] Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-26

admin — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 06:20:00 +0000

RT @SaliWho: Great subbing fail on the Daily Mail site! http://bit.ly/cixzhQ /via @tumour, @katbrown82 #
RT @imaginarygf: The Collective Noun Page - http://bit.ly/86wWp I like “a colony of microbiologists” & “an indecision of managers”… #
.@cubo - try this one? [RT @RobBrydon: Good morning fellow iPad enthusiasts. Check out Flipboard, it's very good...] #
I’m now on @fivesquare - it’s like @foursquare but with ESP (It just told me I am now Major of somewhere I’m thinking of going.) #
RT @henryholland: Leather shorts day 2. On a bus to Lewisham. Centre of attention. Not sure it’s the right kind though. #
Transvestite had sex with a dog at English Heritage castle - Telegraph http://ow.ly/2eUDG #
[RT @Rylie83: Ahhhh, everything comes with a cost.] Yes it does my friend (12 chars@£0.10/char=£1.20+VAT. Kind Regards, Oliver) #
Dailymotion - THE NEW DORK - Entrepreneur State of Mind (Jay-z spoof) - a Funny video http://ow.ly/2f694 #
.@rorysutherland @warrenhatter @danielratchford A touching #nudge | Alzheimer’s patients foiled/fake bus stop-Telegraph http://ow.ly/2fv3B #
[@caitlinmoran Humans can be gentle, clever and kind: http://bit.ly/1015s5 ] Lovely- a gentle nudge (Cameron sure to copy for ‘Big Society’) in reply to caitlinmoran #
[@hwallop Where else can you buy gold + diamante bulldog pendant, wheelchair and Kodak printer?] … where else? in the 80’s in reply to hwallop #
India unveils ‘laptop’ costing $35
http://gu.com/p/2thfm/ip #
[RT @crazycolours: You can get BBC iPlayer on your iPhone now!!!] You always could through the browser - there’s now an app? #
[RT @crazycolours: Hurry up and be 10pm so I can watch the IT crowd!!!! #ITcrowd] Me too. There’s all these +1 channels, what about a -1?:-\ #
MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! Andrew Stone on #BB. Jesus. *turns on radio 3, reads Wisden* #desmondboughtchannel5tooimleavingthecountry #
@indiaknight Vuvuzela pupae *serious face* in reply to indiaknight #
.@indiaknight *hurt face* in reply to indiaknight #

[@oliverpayne] Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-19

admin — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 06:20:00 +0000

@bohellberg @yellif Captain dudes, OBE. Trust any outsource web shops in EMEA/BRIC? Got a RFP in USD - xchange rate killing me. #
RT @camillalong: Yesterday’s Sindy: Has there ever been worse time to be 20-something? Um yes. Liverpool, 1840s. Average life expectancy: 19 #
RT @DanRebellato: Dr Teeth off Muppets was awarded doctorate at Princeton in 1972. Thesis was on Low-Down Funky Jazz Vibes, 1929-40. #
@indiaknight Oh. Douglas Adams. *trying again to make it better* Ewww. Dan Brown. *100 yard stare*… Bollocks. in reply to indiaknight #
@VictoriaCoren …(shhh - if you pull the three-pronged exit barrier toward you a little bit you can squeeze in. Needs abit of front though) in reply to VictoriaCoren #
.@alexispetridis / @danielmaier He was at @alanjmcgee - at @alanjjmcgee now. Is it verified him? #
My nephews think Jarvis Cocker is me - in appearance at least. I intend to have them believe I Am that rock star. #
@deborahdunnett Leona doing knob songs made me spit my wine out… in reply to deborahdunnett #

[@oliverpayne] Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-12

admin — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 06:20:00 +0000

Google (un)Earth(ly): Jesus’s face seen - Telegraph http://ow.ly/272tb *yawn* #
@caitlinmoran Some dragonflies only live for a day. Could be a rainy day. Imag WHOLE life in rain. (Bit like living in Manchester, I assume) in reply to caitlinmoran #
Just did private presentation to Department For Transport in Whitehall bout behaviour change. Felt like The Thick Of It w/o the swearing. #
Dear Twitter, where do all the spin doctors drink in Whitehall? I want to eavesdrop. #kthanksbye #
My God. Self obsessed idiot alert [RT @amateuradam: Literally wow. Worst article ever. @badjournalism: What the fuck? http://bit.ly/a59ZpS ] #
*spitscoffee* [RT @OneShow RT@cpbjeff: Looking for interactive CDs, ACDs, ADs, CWs & a wife. The wife is for a friend & can be traditional.] #
@mislip Your true fact #fact is true, fact. #fact in reply to mislip #
@yellif HEDGE! £500 guaranteed? got to be a hedge. #jeaousbutitsmyownfaultididntplaceabet in reply to yellif #
RT @oliverthring: Gosh, fifth anniversary of 7/7. #
RT @madebymany: iPad people, this is for you: Facebook and Twitter in book-format for the iPad (via @trendcentral): http://bit.ly/9QCdvv #
@daddycaniburnit time to give some newbies a go… in reply to daddycaniburnit #
RT @Krizanovich: Inventor of the pixel wishes he never invented the damn thing http://slate.me/bcixq8 RT@Slate #
Fast Company Influence Project Pisses Off Online Influencers - San Francisco News - The Snitch http://ow.ly/28xNI #
Channel 5 to launch new reality medical show for Saturday nights: How Do You Solve A Problem Like Urea #soundsaboutright #
Because I haven’t used foursquare consistently for the last month apparently I’m now mayor of ‘all the other bits’. Planet Earth, then. #
Life expectancy has been increasing everyday by 7 hours (average) since the 1850s. Children born after 2000 will most likely reach 100 yrs. #
A poised, concise, and short reader on rational, non-rational, and historical behaviour from @bobnease at #Consumerology http://ow.ly/28yY3 #
RT @davidschneider: Sad to see Education Secretary Michael Gove has scrapped plans for over 700 new apologies. (via @Oona_King) #oona4mayor #
@mrstrefusis @belgianwaffling In honour of your posh picnic I’ll have a cheese sandwich in the garden. in reply to mrstrefusis #
@charltonbrooker it bounces back an email address for the second stage. That address fails/incorrect/typo. *computeractuallysaysno* in reply to charltonbrooker #
Same. Odd. [RT @CHRISDJMOYLES: Sat watching tv, switching between BBC News and Sky News... Not exactly the Friday I was expecting ...] #
.@charltonbrooker I think title - COn Air - taken from prison slang for the flight transfers. Agreed very staccato though. in reply to charltonbrooker #
@mcdulwich Beaver? Belvoir always comes out like that?!? - I always refer to the Hunt for pronunciation in reply to mcdulwich #
Any reccos for Wordpress website builders in Eastern Europe/India?4 reasonable project, good client. (in US Dollars - xchange killing me) #
@fabhat @mcdulwich @titianred @labeet @nicky_t … dilute to taste? #imaginebeingthecopywriterforthatlabel #
@rorysutherland I thought for one second that was the closing ceremony. If U2 were the pinata I’d be watching… in reply to rorysutherland #
@yellif @mrjamielong ALL IN? How thrilling! Come on the Dutchies… in reply to yellif #
iTV or BBC? I always think I’m a natural BBCer but I always drift to iTV - the audio feels less distant. #
@ajhmurray that was more Pub Landlord than Al Murray, lol in reply to ajhmurray #
Goal nets were a solution to the problem of finding out whether the ball went in the net or not.True fact #greatvictorianthinking @ajhmurray #
@bohellberg Good ol’ English ref, lol. #werestillinthegameeventhoughtheteamarent in reply to bohellberg #
@bohellberg We’ve got to have something - although Spanish strip looks like a team of refs. Very weird #reallyneedtoeatheadsgoingweird in reply to bohellberg #
@caitlinmoran I think @VictoriaPeckham will be happy to tell you that the ref will stay upright for 90 mins #embarassedbyvictoriastweets in reply to VictoriaPeckham #
Holland aren’t going to to get to 90 mins without a sending off. @Yellif nervous now… #
@bohellberg I don’t know - sending off in the next 30 mins I reckon. Too many yellows. in reply to bohellberg #
Webb’s had a poor game so far: I imagine he’s confused thinking this is fine in the Premier League #notanexcuse #
Cappello coached Webb too you know… #
Jesus plays for Spain #notasignoutsideabaptistchurch #
Interesting! #
Webb is poor. Should’ve sent people off ages ago. #
@yellif bitter-sweet for a Gooner… in reply to yellif #
Webb would make a great Rugby referee #
Jesus! #
@sandrific got your message just before bed - catch up tomorrow (GMT) #
@betsykimak meant sandrific message for you… #

[@oliverpayne] Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-12

admin — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 06:20:00 +0000

Google (un)Earth(ly): Jesus’s face seen - Telegraph http://ow.ly/272tb *yawn* #
@caitlinmoran Some dragonflies only live for a day. Could be a rainy day. Imag WHOLE life in rain. (Bit like living in Manchester, I assume) in reply to caitlinmoran #
Just did private presentation to Department For Transport in Whitehall bout behaviour change. Felt like The Thick Of It w/o the swearing. #
Dear Twitter, where do all the spin doctors drink in Whitehall? I want to eavesdrop. #kthanksbye #
My God. Self obsessed idiot alert [RT @amateuradam: Literally wow. Worst article ever. @badjournalism: What the fuck? http://bit.ly/a59ZpS ] #
*spitscoffee* [RT @OneShow RT@cpbjeff: Looking for interactive CDs, ACDs, ADs, CWs & a wife. The wife is for a friend & can be traditional.] #
@mislip Your true fact #fact is true, fact. #fact in reply to mislip #
@yellif HEDGE! £500 guaranteed? got to be a hedge. #jeaousbutitsmyownfaultididntplaceabet in reply to yellif #
RT @oliverthring: Gosh, fifth anniversary of 7/7. #
RT @madebymany: iPad people, this is for you: Facebook and Twitter in book-format for the iPad (via @trendcentral): http://bit.ly/9QCdvv #
@daddycaniburnit time to give some newbies a go… in reply to daddycaniburnit #
RT @Krizanovich: Inventor of the pixel wishes he never invented the damn thing http://slate.me/bcixq8 RT@Slate #
Fast Company Influence Project Pisses Off Online Influencers - San Francisco News - The Snitch http://ow.ly/28xNI #
Channel 5 to launch new reality medical show for Saturday nights: How Do You Solve A Problem Like Urea #soundsaboutright #
Because I haven’t used foursquare consistently for the last month apparently I’m now mayor of ‘all the other bits’. Planet Earth, then. #
Life expectancy has been increasing everyday by 7 hours (average) since the 1850s. Children born after 2000 will most likely reach 100 yrs. #
A poised, concise, and short reader on rational, non-rational, and historical behaviour from @bobnease at #Consumerology http://ow.ly/28yY3 #
RT @davidschneider: Sad to see Education Secretary Michael Gove has scrapped plans for over 700 new apologies. (via @Oona_King) #oona4mayor #
@mrstrefusis @belgianwaffling In honour of your posh picnic I’ll have a cheese sandwich in the garden. in reply to mrstrefusis #
@charltonbrooker it bounces back an email address for the second stage. That address fails/incorrect/typo. *computeractuallysaysno* in reply to charltonbrooker #
Same. Odd. [RT @CHRISDJMOYLES: Sat watching tv, switching between BBC News and Sky News... Not exactly the Friday I was expecting ...] #
.@charltonbrooker I think title - COn Air - taken from prison slang for the flight transfers. Agreed very staccato though. in reply to charltonbrooker #
@mcdulwich Beaver? Belvoir always comes out like that?!? - I always refer to the Hunt for pronunciation in reply to mcdulwich #
Any reccos for Wordpress website builders in Eastern Europe/India?4 reasonable project, good client. (in US Dollars - xchange killing me) #
@fabhat @mcdulwich @titianred @labeet @nicky_t … dilute to taste? #imaginebeingthecopywriterforthatlabel #
@rorysutherland I thought for one second that was the closing ceremony. If U2 were the pinata I’d be watching… in reply to rorysutherland #
@yellif @mrjamielong ALL IN? How thrilling! Come on the Dutchies… in reply to yellif #
iTV or BBC? I always think I’m a natural BBCer but I always drift to iTV - the audio feels less distant. #
@ajhmurray that was more Pub Landlord than Al Murray, lol in reply to ajhmurray #
Goal nets were a solution to the problem of finding out whether the ball went in the net or not.True fact #greatvictorianthinking @ajhmurray #
@bohellberg Good ol’ English ref, lol. #werestillinthegameeventhoughtheteamarent in reply to bohellberg #
@bohellberg We’ve got to have something - although Spanish strip looks like a team of refs. Very weird #reallyneedtoeatheadsgoingweird in reply to bohellberg #
@caitlinmoran I think @VictoriaPeckham will be happy to tell you that the ref will stay upright for 90 mins #embarassedbyvictoriastweets in reply to VictoriaPeckham #
Holland aren’t going to to get to 90 mins without a sending off. @Yellif nervous now… #
@bohellberg I don’t know - sending off in the next 30 mins I reckon. Too many yellows. in reply to bohellberg #
Webb’s had a poor game so far: I imagine he’s confused thinking this is fine in the Premier League #notanexcuse #
Cappello coached Webb too you know… #
Jesus plays for Spain #notasignoutsideabaptistchurch #
Interesting! #
Webb is poor. Should’ve sent people off ages ago. #
@yellif bitter-sweet for a Gooner… in reply to yellif #
Webb would make a great Rugby referee #
Jesus! #
@sandrific got your message just before bed - catch up tomorrow (GMT) #
@betsykimak meant sandrific message for you… #

[@oliverpayne] Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-05

admin — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 06:20:00 +0000

Press about my business [Can advertising save the world? | Off-Grid Living: Free Yourself http://ow.ly/24auX ] #
I’m watching you (and you’re better for it) | The Hunting Dynasty | Sustainability Communications http://ow.ly/24cSe #
I LOVE this US one… World Cup 2010: front pages | Media | guardian.co.uk http://ow.ly/24gfX #worldcup #
Cute tactic using eBay [Liberal Democrat Principles on eBay (end time 01-Jul-10 22:12:32 BST) http://ow.ly/24Abt ] #
Ian Martin’s JazzTuesday much funnier than you think (I bet) [RT @IanMartin: *puffs cheeks out* *sweats a lot* *shuts eyes*...#JazzTuesday ] #
*4 bars of pretentious silence* (in (3+2+3)/8) time) #JazzTuesday @IanMartin #
Good (but should be cut to 60s-ish to focus on ‘premium’ tricks only) YouTube - Andy Murray Tennis Street Magic http://ow.ly/24BDx #
.@toadmeister ‘@’ as first char means only recipient, sender, and their common friends see tweet. Any char in front = all sender’s friends. in reply to toadmeister #
RT @Glinner: Another great New Yorker cover http://fwd4.me/UzI (via @Reddit) #
I’ve been feeling a bit sore-throat-dull-head all day. Want it to go, especially as it’s so humid. Not good combo. #
RT @simonmainwaring: How Barcodes and Smartphones Will Rearchitect Information. Mobile will transform everything… http://ow.ly/24KZq #
@dylansmith AWEsome *splutter*. Hope you get better dude. in reply to dylansmith #
@toadmeister .Pleasure - .it’s .a .rather .obscure .implementation .brought .in .without .fanfare .IMHO - .confusing .lots .of .people in reply to toadmeister #
The Worst Homemade Star Wars Costumes http://ow.ly/24SDR #
Stand by your beds! [RT @indiaknight: So: @jojomoyes and I are on Woman's Hour talking about romance & tech & eg being dumped by text.] #
@bobbyllew Congrats on Dave series! in reply to bobbyllew #
@bobbyllew A great way to normalise hybrid use. I am interested to help promote through my business @huntingdynasty in reply to bobbyllew #
Just put my laptop in the fridge to cool it off so the fan would stop making me think I live under Heathrow’s flightpath. It worked. #
RT @sabnarose: Unilever VP calls for marketing to encourage sustainability - http://www.newzfor.me/?4y65 #
RT @sustbehav / @mhallsworth: BJ Fogg’s Behavior WIzard. Useful for categorising the type of #behaviourchange desired http://bit.ly/cnibTS #
Def you two! RT @nicoleyershon @liriandersson Mr Peters quote achieving change, abt me? (@davetrott @rorysutherland) http://bit.ly/c5IXzc #
Stuck outside New Malden because of a signal failure #notoneofmyanswerswhenaskedwhatIwanttodowhenIgrowup #
@MattRudd schroedinger’s paradox - your ribs exist as both suspected broken and suspected not broken until you look at them :-/ in reply to MattRudd #
RT @SamAtRedmag: Anna wintour in the wolseley. Will of course be cruising by later to check she’s eating rare steak #
@BelgianWaffling What old skool stressy scary job did you used to have? in reply to BelgianWaffling #
@BelgianWaffling Ohhh *impressed face* But, now you’re happier *even more impressed face* in reply to BelgianWaffling #
YouTube Lets Users Question BP Executive http://ow.ly/25Mar #
6.5 hours travelling today. And no, before you ask, I’m not on holiday or being intepid - just getting in an out of London #
RT @BoingBoing: Machine teaches men what it feels like to menstruate http://bit.ly/atJh3K (only available for 22 of every 28 days) #
@mrstrefusis nothing like a good meme! I shall read now… in reply to mrstrefusis #
*Movie News* Snakes On A Plane sequel budget SLASHED: Maggots ground plane - at http://bit.ly/aUr7MO #
Sweet! [RT @davebirss: My daughter was telling me that one of the kids in her class isn't a carnival. Because they don't eat meat. Nice.] #
@deborahdunnett I have heard same about rumours… I’ve heard what it is too? in reply to deborahdunnett #
@deborahdunnett I have heard same about rumours… I’ve heard what it is too. in reply to deborahdunnett #
@davebirss lol - finally! when are you free? in reply to davebirss #
@EmmaK67 @markwnek @DanRebellato Argies to win surely? They play better football than Germans (you’ve got me wavering now…) #
@DanRebellato *still wavering* in reply to DanRebellato #
[ RT @The_Weakonomist: 26% of Americans don't know who we declared independence from.... http://bit.ly/betCcP ] #
@kirstieh a ‘Tap-ass’ of Spanish footballers in a heap in reply to kirstieh #
RT @gibbzer: @kirstieh A Pilella……. | funnier than mine, lol #
“…22.6 billion people watched final last time…”???? FIFA TV feed has a galactic contract? #worldcupcommentary #
OMG! [RT @Glinner: See if you can see what's going on here. Took me a moment. http://fwd4.me/VY7 (via @Eliza)] #
RT @jcolman: FINALLY, a comprehensive list of all the problems solved by Macgyver: http://su.pr/1td67x #
RT @girlonetrack: Ooh, the FIRST ever script for MASH (by writer @KenLevine): http://bit.ly/cpPP7s *downloads PDF, pronto* #
Chocolate brioche: Nom nom nom. (They would’ve quelled the Revolution, mais oui). #
@titianred @mrstrefusis I was just practicing a presentation (Rock N Roll Sunday) and I return to this Nigella FILTH! (expects bots) #

[@oliverpayne] Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-05

admin — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 06:20:00 +0000

Press about my business [Can advertising save the world? | Off-Grid Living: Free Yourself http://ow.ly/24auX ] #
I’m watching you (and you’re better for it) | The Hunting Dynasty | Sustainability Communications http://ow.ly/24cSe #
I LOVE this US one… World Cup 2010: front pages | Media | guardian.co.uk http://ow.ly/24gfX #worldcup #
Cute tactic using eBay [Liberal Democrat Principles on eBay (end time 01-Jul-10 22:12:32 BST) http://ow.ly/24Abt ] #
Ian Martin’s JazzTuesday much funnier than you think (I bet) [RT @IanMartin: *puffs cheeks out* *sweats a lot* *shuts eyes*...#JazzTuesday ] #
*4 bars of pretentious silence* (in (3+2+3)/8) time) #JazzTuesday @IanMartin #
Good (but should be cut to 60s-ish to focus on ‘premium’ tricks only) YouTube - Andy Murray Tennis Street Magic http://ow.ly/24BDx #
.@toadmeister ‘@’ as first char means only recipient, sender, and their common friends see tweet. Any char in front = all sender’s friends. in reply to toadmeister #
RT @Glinner: Another great New Yorker cover http://fwd4.me/UzI (via @Reddit) #
I’ve been feeling a bit sore-throat-dull-head all day. Want it to go, especially as it’s so humid. Not good combo. #
RT @simonmainwaring: How Barcodes and Smartphones Will Rearchitect Information. Mobile will transform everything… http://ow.ly/24KZq #
@dylansmith AWEsome *splutter*. Hope you get better dude. in reply to dylansmith #
@toadmeister .Pleasure - .it’s .a .rather .obscure .implementation .brought .in .without .fanfare .IMHO - .confusing .lots .of .people in reply to toadmeister #
The Worst Homemade Star Wars Costumes http://ow.ly/24SDR #
Stand by your beds! [RT @indiaknight: So: @jojomoyes and I are on Woman's Hour talking about romance & tech & eg being dumped by text.] #
@bobbyllew Congrats on Dave series! in reply to bobbyllew #
@bobbyllew A great way to normalise hybrid use. I am interested to help promote through my business @huntingdynasty in reply to bobbyllew #
Just put my laptop in the fridge to cool it off so the fan would stop making me think I live under Heathrow’s flightpath. It worked. #
RT @sabnarose: Unilever VP calls for marketing to encourage sustainability - http://www.newzfor.me/?4y65 #
RT @sustbehav / @mhallsworth: BJ Fogg’s Behavior WIzard. Useful for categorising the type of #behaviourchange desired http://bit.ly/cnibTS #
Def you two! RT @nicoleyershon @liriandersson Mr Peters quote achieving change, abt me? (@davetrott @rorysutherland) http://bit.ly/c5IXzc #
Stuck outside New Malden because of a signal failure #notoneofmyanswerswhenaskedwhatIwanttodowhenIgrowup #
@MattRudd schroedinger’s paradox - your ribs exist as both suspected broken and suspected not broken until you look at them :-/ in reply to MattRudd #
RT @SamAtRedmag: Anna wintour in the wolseley. Will of course be cruising by later to check she’s eating rare steak #
@BelgianWaffling What old skool stressy scary job did you used to have? in reply to BelgianWaffling #
@BelgianWaffling Ohhh *impressed face* But, now you’re happier *even more impressed face* in reply to BelgianWaffling #
YouTube Lets Users Question BP Executive http://ow.ly/25Mar #
6.5 hours travelling today. And no, before you ask, I’m not on holiday or being intepid - just getting in an out of London #
RT @BoingBoing: Machine teaches men what it feels like to menstruate http://bit.ly/atJh3K (only available for 22 of every 28 days) #
@mrstrefusis nothing like a good meme! I shall read now… in reply to mrstrefusis #
*Movie News* Snakes On A Plane sequel budget SLASHED: Maggots ground plane - at http://bit.ly/aUr7MO #
Sweet! [RT @davebirss: My daughter was telling me that one of the kids in her class isn't a carnival. Because they don't eat meat. Nice.] #
@deborahdunnett I have heard same about rumours… I’ve heard what it is too? in reply to deborahdunnett #
@deborahdunnett I have heard same about rumours… I’ve heard what it is too. in reply to deborahdunnett #
@davebirss lol - finally! when are you free? in reply to davebirss #
@EmmaK67 @markwnek @DanRebellato Argies to win surely? They play better football than Germans (you’ve got me wavering now…) #
@DanRebellato *still wavering* in reply to DanRebellato #
[ RT @The_Weakonomist: 26% of Americans don't know who we declared independence from.... http://bit.ly/betCcP ] #
@kirstieh a ‘Tap-ass’ of Spanish footballers in a heap in reply to kirstieh #
RT @gibbzer: @kirstieh A Pilella……. | funnier than mine, lol #
“…22.6 billion people watched final last time…”???? FIFA TV feed has a galactic contract? #worldcupcommentary #
OMG! [RT @Glinner: See if you can see what's going on here. Took me a moment. http://fwd4.me/VY7 (via @Eliza)] #
RT @jcolman: FINALLY, a comprehensive list of all the problems solved by Macgyver: http://su.pr/1td67x #
RT @girlonetrack: Ooh, the FIRST ever script for MASH (by writer @KenLevine): http://bit.ly/cpPP7s *downloads PDF, pronto* #
Chocolate brioche: Nom nom nom. (They would’ve quelled the Revolution, mais oui). #
@titianred @mrstrefusis I was just practicing a presentation (Rock N Roll Sunday) and I return to this Nigella FILTH! (expects bots) #

[@oliverpayne] Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-28

admin — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 06:20:00 +0000

RT @boydhilton: Federer 2 sets to 0 down. World goes mad. Again. #wimbledon #
RT @markwnek: In close-ups HD has clarity that exposes your soul, eg. Graeme McDowell clearly lovely, Ronaldo clearly a nasty piece of work #
[RT @RebeccaFront: Been to a screening of Grandma's House, the Simon Amstell sitcom for BBC2. Looking good. Goes out around Sept.] #
Brilliant: Lewis & Jenson, one car, no team - Vodafone http://ow.ly/2263N #
@sarahchurchwell urgh. I did that the otherweekend. Sat night. Gf away. No way in, no car keys. Used a hammer. Very messy in reply to sarahchurchwell #
RT @Henry_Leon: If Eng. win say “Love’s got the world in Motion” when paying aft. 6pm at any Leon & we’ll knock 40% off yr eat-in food bill. #
RT @iboy: Do you hear that? It’s the sound of productivity slowly gringing to a halt all across England. #WC2010 #
I’m learning to play the piano using youtube. It’s as ineffective as it sounds. #
RT @jojomoyes: Live-blog of today’s #Wimbledon / @XanBrooks /Guardian: http://bit.ly/a2HARQ (/ @fuggirls) BRILLIANT from 5.25pm onwards. #
Ooops… RT @mediaguardian: Grand Prix ad winner stripped of prize http://bit.ly/cgi7Id #
@bohellberg r n r under rated IMHO. I’d join you but things picking up in reply to bohellberg #
RT @CandaceKuss / @PlanningDDB: DDB Stockholm won silver, gold & Cyber Grand Prix with VW The Fun Theory! :http://bit.ly/9mA86U #canneslions #
@caitlinmoran or spotting slyly named wifi- ‘we can hear you havin sex’ I remeber seeing in article, lol in reply to caitlinmoran #
@daddycaniburnit lol - trying to learn piano by watching ‘Play em off’ cat! Sounds like episode of 3rd Rock from the Sun… in reply to daddycaniburnit #
RT @tancopsey: rt @markthomasinfo Apparently residents of Stockholm are using the phrase Clegg Syndrome these days. #
Stupid boy! Got scammed. Spent £100 on tickets for all-day gig in Hyde Park on Sat from a faker site. Trying to find real tickets now… #
JWT’s with a Gold Lion for Heineken: Made to Entertain Soccer Prank (video) - Creativity Online http://ow.ly/22ByO #
@DavidonDemand Stop. This a decade old tactic that was only of note back then because it hadn’t been tried before. Repeat this out loud. in reply to DavidonDemand #
@zebrafish700 Ahh, nice call. The fakes are non-existent I’m afraid so no chance of in at moment. You well? in reply to zebrafish700 #
eBay scavenging for Hyde Park tickets. I can think of better ways to spend my time. #
@Floheiss *boxcontentsenvyface* in reply to Floheiss #
@Glinner Rockin. As usual. in reply to Glinner #
True. It’s brill: [RT @EmmaK67: The Grace Dent live blog is kicking comedy ARSE. Read it. SHE FUNNY http://bit.ly/9YGuSM ] #
@helenium If someone;s going to jump on your twitter and pretend to be you, they should not mix up the homophones. (that’s a T-Shirt for ya) in reply to helenium #
FINALLY… Albarn stops playing all the stuff found down the cracks and brings out a Glasto-appropriate song… #glasto #
Hidden Tea Room is a private underground restaurant in London, which hosts Traditional Champagne Afternoon Teas. | http://ow.ly/23ylv #
Was thinking I should’ve organised watching this game out and about. Now quite glad I’m at home #quietlyturnoffthetellyandwalkaway #
11 more english men have just joined the spectators #eng #
Oh. Ja! #
I wasn’t looking when Germany scored their goals, so it’s 1-0 to us #fifalogic #
We never had a chance with the Muller counter-attack - we only heard about the Muller Corner… #
Embarrassing now. #
Headline: HOLE GREATER THAN SUM OF OUR PARTS #eng #
Fabi-go #worldcup #
@dylansmith ALL of the blame to be honest, just cheap gag in reply to dylansmith #
@crazycolours the ex-local radio DJ is Hammond, the one who likes real ale is May. I think you can work it out from there #topgear in reply to crazycolours #

[@oliverpayne] Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-28

admin — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 06:20:00 +0000

RT @boydhilton: Federer 2 sets to 0 down. World goes mad. Again. #wimbledon #
RT @markwnek: In close-ups HD has clarity that exposes your soul, eg. Graeme McDowell clearly lovely, Ronaldo clearly a nasty piece of work #
[RT @RebeccaFront: Been to a screening of Grandma's House, the Simon Amstell sitcom for BBC2. Looking good. Goes out around Sept.] #
Brilliant: Lewis & Jenson, one car, no team - Vodafone http://ow.ly/2263N #
@sarahchurchwell urgh. I did that the otherweekend. Sat night. Gf away. No way in, no car keys. Used a hammer. Very messy in reply to sarahchurchwell #
RT @Henry_Leon: If Eng. win say “Love’s got the world in Motion” when paying aft. 6pm at any Leon & we’ll knock 40% off yr eat-in food bill. #
RT @iboy: Do you hear that? It’s the sound of productivity slowly gringing to a halt all across England. #WC2010 #
I’m learning to play the piano using youtube. It’s as ineffective as it sounds. #
RT @jojomoyes: Live-blog of today’s #Wimbledon / @XanBrooks /Guardian: http://bit.ly/a2HARQ (/ @fuggirls) BRILLIANT from 5.25pm onwards. #
Ooops… RT @mediaguardian: Grand Prix ad winner stripped of prize http://bit.ly/cgi7Id #
@bohellberg r n r under rated IMHO. I’d join you but things picking up in reply to bohellberg #
RT @CandaceKuss / @PlanningDDB: DDB Stockholm won silver, gold & Cyber Grand Prix with VW The Fun Theory! :http://bit.ly/9mA86U #canneslions #
@caitlinmoran or spotting slyly named wifi- ‘we can hear you havin sex’ I remeber seeing in article, lol in reply to caitlinmoran #
@daddycaniburnit lol - trying to learn piano by watching ‘Play em off’ cat! Sounds like episode of 3rd Rock from the Sun… in reply to daddycaniburnit #
RT @tancopsey: rt @markthomasinfo Apparently residents of Stockholm are using the phrase Clegg Syndrome these days. #
Stupid boy! Got scammed. Spent £100 on tickets for all-day gig in Hyde Park on Sat from a faker site. Trying to find real tickets now… #
JWT’s with a Gold Lion for Heineken: Made to Entertain Soccer Prank (video) - Creativity Online http://ow.ly/22ByO #
@DavidonDemand Stop. This a decade old tactic that was only of note back then because it hadn’t been tried before. Repeat this out loud. in reply to DavidonDemand #
@zebrafish700 Ahh, nice call. The fakes are non-existent I’m afraid so no chance of in at moment. You well? in reply to zebrafish700 #
eBay scavenging for Hyde Park tickets. I can think of better ways to spend my time. #
@Floheiss *boxcontentsenvyface* in reply to Floheiss #
@Glinner Rockin. As usual. in reply to Glinner #
True. It’s brill: [RT @EmmaK67: The Grace Dent live blog is kicking comedy ARSE. Read it. SHE FUNNY http://bit.ly/9YGuSM ] #
@helenium If someone;s going to jump on your twitter and pretend to be you, they should not mix up the homophones. (that’s a T-Shirt for ya) in reply to helenium #
FINALLY… Albarn stops playing all the stuff found down the cracks and brings out a Glasto-appropriate song… #glasto #
Hidden Tea Room is a private underground restaurant in London, which hosts Traditional Champagne Afternoon Teas. | http://ow.ly/23ylv #
Was thinking I should’ve organised watching this game out and about. Now quite glad I’m at home #quietlyturnoffthetellyandwalkaway #
11 more english men have just joined the spectators #eng #
Oh. Ja! #
I wasn’t looking when Germany scored their goals, so it’s 1-0 to us #fifalogic #
We never had a chance with the Muller counter-attack - we only heard about the Muller Corner… #
Embarrassing now. #
Headline: HOLE GREATER THAN SUM OF OUR PARTS #eng #
Fabi-go #worldcup #
@dylansmith ALL of the blame to be honest, just cheap gag in reply to dylansmith #
@crazycolours the ex-local radio DJ is Hammond, the one who likes real ale is May. I think you can work it out from there #topgear in reply to crazycolours #

[@oliverpayne] Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-21

admin — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 06:20:00 +0000

TOUT OF AFRICA. If that’s not one of the tabs’ headlines today for the Robbie Earls story I’ll be disappointed. #worldcup #
@mrstrefusis Got room for a writer? maybe there is a grizzled old hack in me yet! Not *supposed* to be though- art college boy aren’t I. in reply to mrstrefusis #
@mrstrefusis in other news I’ve been invited to talk at the DfT in Whitehall about behavioural psychology - I’m giddy with excitement! in reply to mrstrefusis #
RT @BrandRepublic: Bebo sold for as little as $10m to venture firm - AOL makes $840m loss http://bit.ly/9PqMED #
@mrstrefusis I think you mean ‘footie’ not ‘footer’? *gladicouldhelpduringthismanmonthoffootballanditsterminology* in reply to mrstrefusis #
@mrstrefusis Yes, and Whitehall? in reply to mrstrefusis #
Yes, and Whitehall to - GIDDY with power! lol #
@mrstrefusis Not yet for Whitehall - early July. The giddiness has time to build! Week after next I will spot you lunch in @polposoho in reply to mrstrefusis #
@mrstrefusis Oh no, I mean I’ll buy you lunch! lol in reply to mrstrefusis #
@mrstrefusis lol, ok. Not 30th but other than that we’ll pick day. via PM of course, can’t have Special Ops tracking my EVERY move. in reply to mrstrefusis #
@masterwallace Can you tell off a blind man for not covering his mouth when he’s sat opposite you coughing? #youseemtounderstandthesedilemas #
RT @W1mum: Beach on the Southbank starts from 10am today - who needs a Greek island! #
RT @jemimakiss: Guardian Viral Video Chart (top 10): How will BP handle that coffee spill? And the rocket-tooth kid… http://bit.ly/ae9aN5 #
RT @philwoodford: Telegraph: 60 human heads discovered at Arkansas airport http://bit.ly/9A0Ttn #
RT @Johnboyy: @EmmaK67 Germany’s last World Cup penalty miss was in a shootout in 1982 v France, their last in normal play, 1974 v Poland. #
@Floheiss this is what it feels like for us every tournament. Come in, sit down. *knowing slow nod* in reply to Floheiss #
RT @hamstand #twitterman /@dontgetfooled: For one day @matthewcrosby will be letting Twitter totally rule his life - tweet your tasks to him #
I am SO tired #gettingthegangofthistweetingthesmallstuffthing #
@mislip Re: update. Thanks for update. Status: updated in reply to mislip #
RT @danielmaier: It’s hard to see where England are going to get an unscheduled ad break from at the moment. #worldcup #
Did we field a team of look-a-likes? #
We are rubbish. I’d love to play us - easy win. #
I went to play the piano. I came back. It’s still shit. #
We’re goin’ home, We’re goin’ home, We’re goin’, We re Goin’ Home… #
Is that it? #
We can’t beat ALGERIA?!!?!? R.u.b.b.i.s.h. #
@EmmaK67 EMMA! in reply to EmmaK67 #
@mrstrefusis We’re not shouting at telly. We’re singing at Glee from last night. I’ve had a botle of wine. I think that’s why I’m in tune in reply to mrstrefusis #
RT @hwallop: Amazing stat from @timharford in FT mag: China produces as much every 6 hours as it did in whole of 1978 (via @marthalanefox) #

[@oliverpayne] Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-14

admin — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 06:20:00 +0000

[RT @robmanuel: This search and replace twitter thing is excellent for easy lols: http://tinyurl.com/36cv4sg ] NSFW #
Saw Chico near BBC. Didn’t ask him what time it was. #fail #
@VivGroskop even a stopped clock shows Chico time twicebazillion times a day. in reply to VivGroskop #
@Rylie83 wow! What? in reply to Rylie83 #
@VivGroskop …and MC Hammer - he hammers it. Hammer Time. in reply to VivGroskop #
.@VivGroskop …in fact MC Hammer can both STOP time AND transform it. Rethpek. in reply to VivGroskop #
@jojomoyes *sheeply puts hand up at back of class* in reply to jojomoyes #
Tribal Wives on BBC2 has had me filling up at slaughtered goat and THEN new born baby goat #thereisaidit #
Second Life dead/dying? (have to ask, I don’t visit) RT @amaeteumanah: Linden Lab Lays Off 30 Percent Of Staff http://ow.ly/17GdlS #
RT @caitlinmoran: This is what you’ve done to Britain, Simon Cowell: 6 yr old just asked if “We can ring in and vote” for who wins World Cup #
Ewww, looks like a break - collar bone, rib? #
W.T.F. #
What have ITV and Green got in common? They both dropped the ball in the 1st half… [rim shot] #worldcup #
The Vuvuzela has ruined my World Cup - can’t watch it. Am I alone? #
.@Floheiss I’m taking up Tuvan Throat Singing http://ow.ly/1XTqa and am going to roam SA outside people’s windows interrupting their TV in reply to Floheiss #
@golansleepweed This will make you feel better - Tuvan Throat Singing http://ow.ly/1XTqa It’s like Bose noise reduction headphones, sort of. in reply to golansleepweed #